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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Tweed 26 Mar 13 - 01:46 PM
gnu 26 Mar 13 - 01:43 PM
Tweed 26 Mar 13 - 01:28 PM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 26 Mar 13 - 12:53 PM
Rapparee 26 Mar 13 - 09:45 AM
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gnu 25 Mar 13 - 05:43 PM
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Acme 25 Mar 13 - 01:29 PM
Rapparee 25 Mar 13 - 10:01 AM
gnu 25 Mar 13 - 05:54 AM
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Acme 25 Mar 13 - 12:21 AM
Rapparee 24 Mar 13 - 01:53 PM
Little Hawk 24 Mar 13 - 01:41 PM
Acme 24 Mar 13 - 10:24 AM
Rapparee 23 Mar 13 - 10:07 PM
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gnu 22 Mar 13 - 06:31 PM
Rapparee 22 Mar 13 - 05:38 PM
Eiseley 22 Mar 13 - 01:16 PM
Rapparee 22 Mar 13 - 09:52 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 26 Mar 13 - 01:46 PM

I might've. It was a Lady or The Tiger situation gnu, and I couldn't remember which door.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Mar 13 - 01:43 PM

Yo TWEED!

Ah, did you click the "d"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 26 Mar 13 - 01:28 PM

Incredible, it's still here and nearly a thousand pages...Smoke came out of my computer while trying to claw it's way in just now. Hope all's well with you maniacs. I hear from his Majesty King Khandu once or twice a year but I think he is using a new tin can technology to log online and is still perfecting it in his Mississippi laboratory complex. Aslo, I will like to say I have acquired an interest in drunken irish music to complement my interest in drunken jukejoint music. It's good to diversify and have become summat addicted to Pogues and The Dubliners of late,....but enough of that or this post will end up in the music section. Anyhow, hullo to any that may remember me and hullo to the rest who wondering "who's this new asshole".
Hoozaw for MOAB and Mudcat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 26 Mar 13 - 12:53 PM

What a flippin' liar! You are unknowed, man. Unknowed. No one flippin' would wawk acrost the street to talk to you! No flippin' WAY! I am the one who is feimous, eh? I am the innnerntional sex symboll, dummb ass, not you. Women all want me. Men all want to be like me. That is all you gotta know about it.

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 13 - 09:45 AM

Yup. Someone took a shot of me whilst I was undressed last night. I could see the flash on the golf course. Probably some chick mag paparazzi; they won't leave me alone. Just leaving the garage I run over six or seven every day. All the screaming, "Just one more picture!" "Tell 'em you love 'em!" "Why doncha move and give the neighborhood some peace and quiet?" "Just one more!" "Kissy kissy! Oh wow!"

It's awful to be an international sex symbol.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 13 - 10:50 PM

Well, whatever it takes to get you through the day. Me, I washed windows 'cause the man is coming tomorrow to INSTALL NEW BLINDS!!! The diamond-shaped insulating kind, in a translucent light pearl color. That way any peeping tom out on the golf course will only see my shadow on the blinds.

Say! I'll be I could make an automaton of me playing the violin so that when Col. Sebastian Moran shows up with his airgun he'll shoot that and I can be behind him with the cops and arrest him. Yeah! We can hide on the golf course and I'll publish it as "The Adventure of the Empty Rough."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Mar 13 - 05:43 PM

Adobe Photoshop Premier Elements 11 Log 2013.03.25.18:30

    Session 10:00 to 11:00 results positive; dowloading and
    processing of files continues successfuly; preliminary analysis
    of remedial measures regarding procedures indicates fucker can
    sense hostilty; standing orders to include having a big stick
    handy and waving it wildly at appropriate intervals; alternate
    procedures to be included in futher analyses include calming the
    fuck down, going for a walk and others; results pending

**************************************************************

Produced clips of hundreds of Cedar Waxwings feeding on still clinging apples in Mum's tree in -20C February, a Sharp Shinned Hawk eating the same apples indirectly, two crow migrations, baby robins just fledged, my old camp, spectacular sunset... vids I haven't seen in 5 or so years.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 13 - 02:20 PM

Only 49 more pages to 1,000!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Mar 13 - 01:29 PM

What do you want to do about all of the coyotes that get into the trash? Is that what the Louisville Slugger is for?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 13 - 10:01 AM

A Louisville Slugger will work better.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Mar 13 - 05:54 AM

Adobe Photoshop Premier Elements 11 Log 2013.03.25.00:30

    Session 20:00 to 00:30 terminated; results negative; files
    backed up.

Adobe Photoshop Premier Elements 11 Log 2013.03.25.05:55

    Session 04:10 to 05:55 terminated; results negative; files
    backed up; additional resources acquired [hardware - Worth
    Wicked Softball Bat: specifications - Length: 34", Weight: 26
    oz with PowerPlug Installed; operating system - gnu: version
    PMO]; results pending.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Mar 13 - 05:15 AM

Even if it "is" it, "they" will keep looking. They shall never SURRENDER!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Mar 13 - 12:21 AM

Amos - I've been meaning to ask you - I heard a story last week that the Higgs Boson is probably "it" - the last particle. The accelerator didn't offer up any indication that there are any gaps or missing pieces or fragments unaccounted for. They thought science folks were depressed about this. Are you depressed about this?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 13 - 01:53 PM

Whiskey and gunpowder. Ya gotta cut or some sort of puncture first was it with whiskey, then drink some and sprinkle some gunpowder over the wound and light it. That stops up the bleeding.

For anything else just mix whiskey with gunpowder and drink it right down. Use anything from a shot to a quart depending on how sick you feel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Mar 13 - 01:41 PM

Do what Chongo always does. Administer large doses of whisky.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Mar 13 - 10:24 AM

Merthiolate also. And oh, look! New York Times Science tells me that it contains mercury!

"Both Mercurochrome and Merthiolate (and iodine preparations, too) sting when applied to broken skin and can interfere with healing. Experts now recommend that first aid kits contain newer antibacterial creams, especially those containing bacitracins, a class of antibacterials first produced by other microorganisms."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 13 - 10:07 PM

I was looking at ugly fabrics in Idaho Falls. The sofa needs a new slipcover and boy! is there some UGLY fabric out there. I suggest camouflage so the spills and things wouldn't show but was vetoed for some reason.

Put some tincture of iodine on Mom's scraped knees and tell her we're sorry. Put in some earplugs first though -- that stuff stings like crazy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Mar 13 - 08:54 PM

Well, I never!!!

I spend the day sleeping and staying fairly quiet because I have a cold or allergies, I come in here to see what's up, and MOM HAS FALLEN OFF THE PAGE!!!

She's a mess. Her knees are skinned up, she bumped her head. I cleaned her up, gave her a scotch, and she's skimming through NetFlix.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Mar 13 - 06:31 PM

A! Say HI to Kendall for me in person while yer in Portland.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 13 - 05:38 PM

You'd have to fly west -- he's in Portland. I invited Amos to Pocatello but he didn't want to come visit. We ain't "hip" enough for him.

I think I'll go to the Kingston Trio concert here. I think it's April 6.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 22 Mar 13 - 01:16 PM

Well, it's certainly not skateboarding weather today: 26 degrees and horizontally blowing snow! Amos, maybe I'll fly south to visit you and escape this lovely spring weather.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 13 - 09:52 AM

Geez, Amos sounds like he's goin' to Perdition (another place in Idaho you could skateboard). I mean, heck, it's only Portland -- Powell's Books alone is a good reason to visit there. And the rose garden is wonderful. Poor Amos -- what with him being from San Diego and all I suppose he's afraid of the rain, which might melt him like The Wicked Witch Of The West.

In the meantime, somebody deal. I'm up for a game of Crazy Eights -- c'mon, ante up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Mar 13 - 11:05 PM

Adieu, Maman!! I board the big silver bird at dawn, bound for the land of Granola and Whackos, the Folklandia of Portland. I shall return whole, if not sane, on Monday!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 13 - 10:57 PM

How about skateboarding in Inkom? How about in Grace? Salmon? Yankee Fork? Shelley? Firth? Henry? Soda Spring? Lava Hot Springs? Dingle? Preston? Downey? Arimo? Rattlesnake? Whiskey Mike's? Mountain Home? Twin Falls? Bliss? Sandpoint? Moscow? Silver City? The Frank? Atomic City? Arco? Craters of the Moon? Challis? Payette? Hell's Canyon? Aberdeen? American Falls? Jerome?

Just pick a place in Idaho and do it! Skateboard your li'l ol' heart out!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Mar 13 - 10:31 PM

Sorry I didn't drop in earlier, MOM. I've been working in the yard and walking back and forth to the Chevy dealer. Dropped off the truck and walked home, then walked back and drove home. New brakes front and back. They throw in a free carwash. Heckuva way to get the truck cleaned up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Mar 13 - 10:21 PM

I'd rather play checkers with George W. Bush than go skateboarding in Pocatello, Idaho.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 13 - 09:46 PM

47498....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 13 - 09:46 PM

Take up skateboarding in Pocatello. You're already damaged, so you might as well get it over with.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Mar 13 - 05:01 PM

Sign up for extreme internet access. It will speed up your ultimate demise. So fast that your head will expload. Problem solved.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Mar 13 - 04:53 PM

Sage words of warning, Amos! Indeed, my very soul is hanging in the balance. Oh, what shall I do?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Mar 13 - 03:33 PM

What's worse, LH, is it is a GATEWAY drug! You know what THAT means, right? You are on the SLIPPERY SLOPE, son. Your life-styler choices have steered you towards the maw of Hell itself! That's what those gateway drugs do! Yes, it is! Slippery slope!! Next thing you know you'll be playing video games and accepting cerebral implants. Google glasses!! Your own mother won't know her flesh-and-blood boy no more!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Mar 13 - 02:34 PM

I'm a computer addict. It's worse than sleep addiction! It is the bane of my existence. You know why? Because it's sooooo easy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Mar 13 - 12:29 PM

Go, son, go! Ride like the wind! (cue gallopy sounds and stirring violins).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 21 Mar 13 - 11:13 AM

Good morning! The wind is certainly howling today. My oldest son used his jacket as a sail and was able to ride his skateboard uphill for several blocks.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Mar 13 - 10:07 AM

Hawk, I never done none of those things.

Ain't gonna start, moreover.

I sigh for Rapp's difficulties. I knowed in my heart he was some kinda addict and now it's common knowledge. Sigh.

Fare thee well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 13 - 08:27 AM

I went to bed.

Yes, I admit it: I'm addicted to sleep. I even take naps in the afternoon! And nod off during boring speeches and things!

There is no program to help this. Oh, were I only a drunk or a drug addict or a gambler and could get help! Even were there a Sleepers Anonymous I couldn't call for help because I'd be asleep!

But YOU can help. Send cash donations.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Mar 13 - 11:34 PM

Why not?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 13 - 11:20 PM

I don't think I'll post any more today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 13 - 06:34 PM

Or an octopus? Or a giant squid? Or a walrus? Or a grizzly? Or a tuna? Why would you want to?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Mar 13 - 05:05 PM

Amos...have you ever done the horizontal bop with a Chimp? Or a gorilla?

Time's a wastin', buddy! ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 13 - 03:34 PM

There are some things which you cannot replace with a computer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Mar 13 - 01:49 PM

And much superior to the Eaton's catalogue as well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Mar 13 - 12:13 PM

I have never used a corncob as swipe. I know it should be on my bucket list, but it is not.

I also have never ridden the rod, or the blinds, as a hobo.

But I have battled green seas over and danced in bars in Casa, and ridden a motorcycle along the African coast and crawled the bottom of the Med and the kelp beds of California. So it ain't all bad.

I think I need a new adventure, though, despite the onset of creak in the bone, so I am off to Portland for the Singtime Frolics this weekend. We shall see what zephyrs, nymphs and bullyrags arise there!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 13 - 09:27 AM

Better'n them old-time corncobs and pine cones, ain't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Mar 13 - 11:27 PM

Swipe? We got swipe here years ago. Irving makes swipe by the roll.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Mar 13 - 10:33 PM

Especially verbally...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Mar 13 - 10:19 PM

Unlike Shame, who in many ways resembles a toilet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Mar 13 - 10:07 PM

That can't be a Blind River toilet! It's clean.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Mar 13 - 09:11 PM

How very nice for you, Amos. I congratulate you upon your good fortune.

I suppose Shame is out of prison or detox or something again. But there is big news from Blind River -- guess what they have now! Just the one at the moment, apparently.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Mar 13 - 07:02 PM

Got me one of them supercharged palindromes! 47474!! Read it and weep!!


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