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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Feb 13 - 07:33 PM

No, my parents only had four, the number needed to replace my grandparents and only half of my great-grandparents.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Feb 13 - 04:55 PM

It doesn't mena there were twice as many people, dumbkopf. It means they had twice as many kids.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Feb 13 - 04:01 PM

A long time ago. Way, way back. Long before I was born.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Feb 13 - 02:23 PM

Yes...but when did the problem start?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Feb 13 - 11:18 AM

Well, yeah. I do. Ya see, there were more people alive in the past than there are now. For example, I have two parents, which means there were twice as many people back then. I had four grandparents -- four times as many people. Eight great-grandparents, sixteen great-great grandparents, and so on.

I can trace my family lineage, on both sides, all the way back.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Feb 13 - 10:02 AM

You have a great variety of ancestors, don't you? How far back can you trace your family line?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Feb 13 - 08:23 AM

A couple degrees south of north? Sort of west northeasterly? Those are both good quarters.

As one of my ancestors said, "I'll bring her through in spite of Hell and the Devil! Helmsman! Two points down of Nor'east!" and we've only had reports of Uncle Van Der Dekker since. Of course, he said all that in Dutch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Feb 13 - 12:53 AM

Give us some quarter, Rapparee!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Feb 13 - 12:45 AM

Ah! Give us quarter!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 10:47 PM

I dunno--I doubt even Myriad Hummel would go so far as to flog her services on e-Bay. You may be thinking of that other girl from down river, Myriad Des Orders. She'd do anything for a quarter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 09:37 PM

Congrats.

As far as having that many (= up the arse in Canuck terms) Hummels worth serious and some not so much coin I can say I'm quite comfortable with it. The lamps alone would keep me in beer money for at least a week.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 08:36 PM

I'll betcha it hurts to have them there, gnu. It really sound uncomfortable, and at the risk offending you I don't think I'd want one.

BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! We have airline tickets to fly home on the 28th!!!

HURRAH!!!! Hip! Hip! HOORAY!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 07:28 PM

I got Hummels up the arse from Germany... late 1950s and then late 1960s. Some are selling for small coin on Ebay... some are not. They will never be sold out of the family unless I become old and decrepit and really need cash. Yeah... I know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 03:43 PM

They're going to go to various family members who we don't like as a memento of my late Mother-In-Law. She would have wanted them to have something to remember her by.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 01:13 PM

Boy, oh, boy. Those things are serious competition for even the best of the black velvet Elvis paintings. And to think I never even knew they existed! Look at what I've been missing out on all these years!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 11:21 AM

Oh! I missed the reference to "myriad Hummels." This is serious estate stuff - people collect those ugly little ceramics so you have to treat them with care.

One word: eBay. Be sure to check out "Completed listings" to see what they really sell for. If they sell.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 09:02 AM

ARGH! Now...that's frightening.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 08:57 AM

I photographed far, far too many of things like this. Enough beer took care of the problem, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 08:56 AM

The Hummel (Bumblebee) is a German WWII mobile artillery vehicle with a 150mm gun mounted on it. Here it is: Hummel

Given Rap's general penchant for heavy firepower and mayhem, I'm not really that surprised he has one...except that there are only supposed to be 5 of them left in the world! The damn thing must be worth a fortune.

You also need a crew of 6 to operate it, although I suppose 3 might do in a pinch, if you were desperate...one driver, one loader, one gun aimer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 06:51 AM

Sounds like mutant adoration ta this here little black duck.

A... yer thinkin a Myriam Hummer. She DEFINITELY was a tornado.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 04:00 AM

I give up. WHat exactly has Rap just finished doing with his myriad Hummels? If this is the same Myriad Hummels he was seen with under the bleachers at the high school football championship ion his youth, he'd better be grounded right away. She was a white tornado then, when she was seventeen, and I doubt she has matured one whit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Feb 13 - 01:01 PM

Rap, I would jump on that $50 offer Chongo made if I were you. Cheap at the price. You'll never get a better offer than that, and think of the rewards to both your lifestyle and your state of mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 19 Feb 13 - 11:56 AM

Why has gnu got his football shirt on inside out?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Feb 13 - 11:48 AM

Never, LH, have so many agents produced so little fact.

I have just finished myriad, a virtual overdose, of Hummel figurines. Nobody, especially a plague carrying monkey, had better mess with me right now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Feb 13 - 11:39 AM

My special agents have informed me that Rap has built a little shrine to Chongo, and he kneels down before it 3 times a day in mute adoration.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 19 Feb 13 - 11:30 AM

Just can't go on without me, can ya, Rap? I am always on yer mind, cos you need a shinin' role model like me to give you some direction in life. I get that. Tell ya what. If you are willin' to pay me a monthly stipend...say a mere $50 each month...I will send ya regular updates on how to improve yerself, make yer dull life more excitin', dress with a little style fer a change, get dates with sharp-lookin' dames, and all that good stuff.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Feb 13 - 11:00 AM

You seem a tad bitter, as well as just a smidgen hallucinatory, O Booquemanne. You need to sing more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Feb 13 - 09:25 AM

Did I say "chimpanzee"? I meant "monkey." Sorry about that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Feb 13 - 07:49 AM

GOOD morning, Mom! I notice that filthy, flea-ridden chimpanzee hasn't been around for a while and neither has that filthy, flea-ridden foulness from Blind River. Perhaps they are now picking fleas off each other in a love nest in Sassaquatch, New Jersey or somewhere else that equals them in dinginess, depression, and dirt.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Feb 13 - 08:55 PM

So the sores weren't caused by lues! That's great news! What did cause them?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Feb 13 - 07:27 PM

Maureen? She's fine. And thanks for going to all that "your'n" trouble, but I assure you I am in good health and order in all respects, andI thank you (more or less) for asking. If you really have an impulse to go running around diagnosing people's STDs and such, I suggest you take a visit up to Blind River. It's not far from you, philosophically speaking, and I am sure they could use your help.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Feb 13 - 07:17 PM

Amos, your genitals are not my concern but your'n. My concern is your health and, because you are not quarantined, the health of the public at large.

By the way, how's that San Diego mayor who embezzled all that money doing?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Feb 13 - 06:48 PM

I tried to translate that with Bing, Rap. I had to reboot.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Feb 13 - 06:37 PM

Gee, Rapp, you seem to have an obsessive preoccupation with your delusions about my genitals. Maybe you should get help, but not from me. Much too far, anyway. I suppose imaginary chimps is bad enough, but chasing after imaginary phalli is a bridge too far, my friend.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Feb 13 - 01:14 PM

Careful, Rap. That condition you described could be brought on by eating too many oysters. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Feb 13 - 11:49 AM

That is not to imply that YOU have a "social disease", Amos. I'm sure that those are not luetic lesions. They're almost certainly just epidermal vesicular eruptions, purulent exudate from duct punctum due to sialadenitis or even something as simple as mycobacterium lepromatosis. So don't worry about it. I didn't mean to say anything bad about your health habits.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Feb 13 - 07:46 AM

Stripers, to other folks, Amos. And a little mercury is good for you -- helps you come back together when you've gone off in all different directions. It'll also cure your, your, ah, social diseases -- you know the old saying, "A night with Venus and a lifetime with Mercury." I don't have, and never have had, that problem -- I'm just dropping a hint for you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 09:48 PM

"For" or "as a result of"? Those rockfish...well, I wouldn't, me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 09:06 PM

But Paula does have job security -- people are just dying for her to take care of them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 01:27 PM

Paula, oh might gnu, is a nurse and a nun. She's been both for about 40 years, 20 of which she has spent as a hospice nurse. She's nuts, of course.

She liked my idea of "I'm a trained hospice nurse -- everybody close in and don't give him any air!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 07:44 PM

Mum's SIlence is often Golden, even with bubbles.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 05:09 PM

"it affects cellular service" You need to turn on a light and put on your glasses to dial.

As for Paula, my comments are not only childish but predictable so


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 04:10 PM

Yes, and as soon as I can I'll return his call of last night. The sky here has been cloudy and believe it or not it affects cellular service.

In the meantime I'm going to enjoy fried fresh oysters and rockfish a la Paula for dinner.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 03:01 PM

Heard a brief word from Sev Friday morn. Had to see to Mum in 5 minutes. Came back for a cup of tea and messaged I had to go back for a couple of hours to do housework. He said we'd chat when I wasn't all Mum'd up. Typical Sev, eh? Hehehehe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 12:17 PM

The savage Severn Savage met the bay years ago, but he has since lost weight.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 11:23 AM

The Severn Savage has been trying to catch up with you, though. Try giving him a call again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 10:53 AM

I sit here, where the Severn meets the Bay, gazing across the water and simply enjoying the quiet.

Eat your hearts out!

Oh, that's the Severn River, not the Severn Savage.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 01:01 AM

You look one helluva lot younger than you useter, Gnuzer. You've beren playing Dylan records backwards, haven't you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 Feb 13 - 07:11 PM

Top two photos courtesy of olddude.

I never was a fan of autographs or such. I was never star struck. But, when I picked that puppy... a GAME JERSEY... a GAME!!! jersey... from the AFC championship!!!... out of my mailbox today, I felt like a little kid at Christmas!

I have been all over town visiting friends. Jacket fully zipped up and doing the striptease stuff... slowly, until I bare the autograph. Then I point to the messed up threads and say, "Courtesy of the Baltimore Ravens."

Yeah... it sounds silly, even to me in a way... but... little kid feelings seriously!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 15 Feb 13 - 06:43 PM

Most will probably have heard about the cruise ship that was stranded for a while, and the "inconveniences" suffered by the passengers.

A new note on the event:

Stepping off the Carnival Triumph ? the filthy, sweltering cruise ship that was stranded in the Gulf of Mexico for five days after an engine fire knocked out power ? wasn't the end of the travel nightmare for some passengers.

A bus carrying Triumph passengers from Mobile, Ala., where the ship docked late Thursday, to New Orleans broke down Friday, Carnival Cruise Lines confirmed to NBC News.

Have a nice trip.

John


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