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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Ebbie 02 May 12 - 02:34 PM
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Amos 02 May 12 - 11:30 AM
Rapparee 02 May 12 - 10:26 AM
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MMario 02 May 12 - 09:34 AM
Acme 02 May 12 - 08:39 AM
MMario 02 May 12 - 05:26 AM
Rapparee 01 May 12 - 11:26 PM
Amos 01 May 12 - 12:24 PM
Acme 01 May 12 - 10:44 AM
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MMario 01 May 12 - 09:15 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 May 12 - 02:34 PM

44666- sounds impressive, so here it is.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 May 12 - 02:14 PM

Kemmerer, Pinedale, Jackson, and Driggs? Is that a law firm? Why'd she hit 'em? Professional squabble?

And I have no idea how many grand-nieces/nephews I have. It's hard enough to keep up with grandchildren, of which I have either seven, five-and-a-half, or four, depending on whether step-children's kids count as wholes, halves, or naughts.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 May 12 - 12:58 PM

I sprayed it with Scotchguard (a Scots repellent) and it's hanging on the backporch. Mind you, this only repels Scots, not Scotch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 May 12 - 11:30 AM

Nice to hear you've finally invested yourself.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 May 12 - 10:26 AM

By the way, Mom -- I'm back in town. Pat made some great hits in Kemmerer, Pinedale, Jackson, and Driggs, and I got a vest and some more books (betcha never thought I'd buy any books, didcha?).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 May 12 - 10:12 AM

Oh, this won't fill them with mayonnaise. I suggest a really cheap wine as the thing to be distilled. Or I can give you plans for several simpler solar stills and a recipe for making your own mash/still beer to run through. Run the still beer through three times and you can run the proof up to, oh, about 150 or so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 02 May 12 - 09:34 AM

That's because she already knows several!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 May 12 - 08:39 AM

That's a big generous move. Congratulations to them!

I should have mentioned, the jars are empty, MOM doesn't need to find some creative way to dispense with a couple of gallons of mayonnaise.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 02 May 12 - 05:26 AM

@Amos - My niece and her husband just adopted the three fosters they have had for a while. This doubles the official size of their family - the three new kids are older then their own three


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 May 12 - 11:26 PM

Go for it, Stilly. Just watch that the temperature doesn't get too high and you start distilling water instead of alcohol.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 May 12 - 12:24 PM

Congrats, MMM, I think, but....who is adopting whom exactly?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 May 12 - 10:44 AM

Not intended, but a sun still does sound like an excellent idea. You guys get right on it! I have some mayo jars in the pantry you can use.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 May 12 - 10:07 AM

Congratulations! I have only two g-nephews, so far, that we know about.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 01 May 12 - 09:15 AM

well - my three oldest grand-nieces and nephew are now official.   Adoption went through at Canandaigua courthouse yesterday. (Despite the fact their 4 year old soon to be sibling growled at the judge)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Apr 12 - 11:28 PM

Sun still...you mean Mom's running a solar still at your place? Geez, what an inventive old gal! The revenoors ain't gonna catch HER by the smoke, nosirree!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Apr 12 - 12:21 PM

MOM, next time you see that guy from the next block out for his walk through the neighborhood ask him to stop by. We need to pay someone to water the yard for a few days next month. He can also rearrange all of the glass jars and bottles you've set out in the yard along the paths and by the bird bath. They need some scrubbing if you want them to sparkle in the sun still.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Apr 12 - 12:06 PM

What shall I do to be just?
What shall I do for the gain
Of the world?for its sadness?
Teach me, O Seers that I trust!
Chart me the difficult main
Leading out of my sorrow and madness
Preach me the purging of pain.

Shall I wrench from my finger the ring
To cast to the tramp at my door?
Shall I tear off each luminous thing
To drop in the palm of the poor?
What shall I do to be just?
Teach me, O Ye in the light,
Whom the poor and the rich alike trust:
My heart is aflame to be right.


Hamlin Garland, 1899


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Apr 12 - 10:55 AM

Hell, where I come from we cast our own stove parts and kitchen sinks. We hand-mold our own electric lights and if we want air conditioning we just go into the workshop and mix up a batch of old-fashioned hand-sanded coolth and pour it into the plumbing system.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Apr 12 - 10:34 AM

Oh, thanks, Rapparree. I was hung over from an afternoon of coffee and cupcakes with a candidate for City Council for whom I think I shall vote.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Apr 12 - 09:58 AM

Mom? Mom?

GET UP!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Apr 12 - 11:38 PM

No, I don't reload (although I might someday) or cast my own bullets.

Visit the National Museum of Health and Medicine in DC sometime. You can see the exhibit on Civil War wounds here; these are the real thing, not replicas. It's a fascinating place to visit, and well worth the gut-wrenching trip.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Apr 12 - 10:51 PM

An author spoke at the Friends of the Library on Friday night at my university. He spoke about the Civil War and reconstruction - and he had a "miniball" in his pocket. He explained why so many amputations in the Civil War - because these things destroyed limbs, didn't just pass through or cause small injuries.

I hope you guys aren't making your own ammo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Apr 12 - 08:59 PM

Well, the boys who went after the land whale wandered back in last night. Sans horses, sans mules, sans food, sans water, sans pretty much everything except shreds of their clothing and one boot between them.

For some reason they aren't talking about what happened and no, they weren't led to any placer gold.

First time they've shut up about something in years.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Apr 12 - 05:45 PM

The only balls around here are either lead and .351, .441, .451 or .491 caliber, except for the rubber one hanging out under the deck that I use for a fencing target sometimes. Oh wait, I have lots of golf balls I've picked up in the yard from time to time and I'd be happy to share them if you need some.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Apr 12 - 01:11 PM

No balls for a real tangle, I suppose. Well, at least, tangling with the nonexistent, you and LH can ply your ferocious talents without blowing up anything solid. That's a benefit, I suppose.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Apr 12 - 09:41 PM

I do, all the time. The nonexistent are far easier to overcome than things that actually exist.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Apr 12 - 05:00 PM

Oh, certainly not!! I never tangle with the nonexistent.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Apr 12 - 03:46 PM

Fine, fine. I will make an exception for the expression "ass in a sling" where horses, donkeys, burros, and asses (the animal, that is) are concerned.

Amos? Are you defying my authority?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Apr 12 - 02:57 PM

LH, you are denigrating one of the great things that horses, mules, and asses have done: allowed themselves to put into a sling so that they might go with humans. In fact, slings are used in veterinary work and have been used to treat founder. Your tirade against the use of "ass in a sling" ill becomes you!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Apr 12 - 02:24 PM

Drop and give you fifty? Little Hawk, have you been smoking again? LOL!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Apr 12 - 12:13 PM

You guys can relax, MOM is back home and resting comfortably on the porch swing. The sheriff brought her home and rolled her onto the lawn and Gluon scooped her up and deposited her on the swing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Apr 12 - 11:58 AM

"how you let Mom drag her ass to the bottom of town again" (Amos)

What is this nonsense about people's asses all the time?

"Get your ass over here." "It' a pain in the ass." "I'll put his ass in a sling" "I'll kick his ass." "Move your ass!" etc....

It's ridiculous. How the hell can a civilization even call itself a civilization when it drags the word "ass" inappropriately into all kinds of verbal contexts where it does not in any way belong?

It disgusts me. It's primitive and idiotic. It's one of the reasons I've given up hope for America.

Amos, I am disgusted that you pander to this stupid, common, vulgar, and oafish use of the word "ass" all the time where it doesn't belong, and I am going to discipline you for it, mister!

Drop and give me fifty! And no pausing to catch your breath!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Apr 12 - 11:29 AM

Filing charges isn't a good idea, Amos. The heat from the filing or even the filing itself could detonate the charges. But if you want to, go ahead. Far be if from me to stifle your creativity. Just let me know what so I won't be around.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Apr 12 - 12:42 AM

I'd say you have been immersed in something, seeing how you let Mom drag her ass to the bottom of town again. For fie!! Am I the ONLY one who cares when Mom goes slumming??

I am going to file charges if this happens again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 12 - 03:41 PM

Perhaps immersion therapy will help Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Apr 12 - 02:35 PM

Cool dragon!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Apr 12 - 01:01 PM

Rapp:

The way you twist things is beyond belief sometimes. Marilyn MANSON? WHo she? There's only one Marilyn, and if you have forgotten HER, you need to see a specialist. Your Legionairres and Chongo can all escort you into the office and salute you as you lie down on the couch.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Apr 12 - 12:20 PM

Lovely day, MOM! Did you see the news about a tiny dragon turning up in Indonesia. Isn't there something like this out back living under the porch?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Apr 12 - 10:55 AM

She sounds a lot like one of Shane's great aunts to me. There have been some pretty tough women in the McBride line. They had to be tough to survive the men.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Apr 12 - 09:26 AM

Rap said: (and I quote)
"But as one who never, ever has indulged in the horrid by-products of fermentation and/or distillation I must take your word for it"

You've never had cheese, sausage, yohgurt, or butter?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 12 - 09:12 AM

Mom stumbled into the Legion Hovel last evening. Ikey told her she couldn't come it so she threw him over the river and into the woods. Stanley tried to kick her in the face with his calked boots; he's walking like he's in considerable pain now and a shoelace is dangling from his...ah...posterior. She then de-pants the entire bouncer squad and threw them outside, where they landed in front of the good nuns of the Convent of Our Lady of the Divine Figure, some of whom had to be hospitalized with "unceasing giggles." Since no one else seemed to care if she was in the Hovel or not, she drank up the entire stock of beer -- the entire railroad tank car! -- tore down the front porch "because it's so darned UGLY!!" and took over the entire second floor as her "boudoir" for "as long as I want it, IF you don't mind" (said as she rather forcibly evicted Slimy Sammy through an (open) second floor window.

She told the Legionnaires that they'd better get another car of beer up there before she woke up, as she might be "a trifle thirsty."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 11:20 PM

I have to admit that sometimes dyslexia is a blessing: my natural reading style is "skim" - the eyes and brain just work that way.

Rap, I sent your book like to Moonglow. Pass along any others you might come across that look IMPORTANT. They are for my budding Cybrarian. (Hard to believe my first-born is in graduate school.)

LH, I have some of the same signs around here. I've heard MOM stomping around in the woods a couple of times, she got awfully close, but the coyotes and foxes yipped and yelped and the dogs picked up on it and told me so we turned off all of the lights and that worked. She's best when she's at her house.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 09:40 PM

Chongo, I really don't like it when someone threatens someone who is having mental problems such as Amos obvious is having. You should understand the meaning of this and I would hate for you to experience it personally. Please apologize to poor Amos; he's having a very bad time at the moment, being confused and all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 04:34 PM

He won't go up in my estimation even if he does that. But I agree, he does need help. And if he was in arm's reach at this moment, I would help him...with the aid of a set of brass knuckles I got here! Ook! Ook!

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 02:11 PM

Amos? Listen. You're a friend. Please, please, if you're dreaming about Marilyn Manson, please get professional held. No one will think less of you and in fact you'll go up in our estimation. Really. Please get help, buddy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 01:10 PM

Well, fortunately I am not consumed--as are some folks I could name--with an obsession to speak to and listen to imaginary characters (except, I admit, for Rapparee). So all the scoffery and mockery that can possibly be poured from Chongo's non-existant gap-toothed maw has no real impact on me. Because, after all, not only is he imaginary, the sorry half-baked product of some Canuck poltroon's fevered hallucinations, but he is an imaginary lower animal, for crying out loud, not even up to the basest of homo sap standards!

Why would I want to pay attention to that? I'd rather pay attention to Marilyn in my dreams than Chongo or his sodden, flea-bitten third-rate ilk.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 12:51 PM

"Real stuff"   Ha! Yeah, oh, SUCH real stuff...like sneakin' off to Mexico and engaging in illicit trysts with a nutcase disease-carrin' chimpette who is a threat to society....like spreadin' false rumors defamin' a hard-workin' servant of the people, namely me...like engagin' in childish online bickerin' every day with yer buddy, Rapparee...like composin' silly poems day after day on this very thread...

Oh, yeah. VERY real stuff. Ha! I am laffin' at you, ya chump!

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 12:12 PM

Glissando and tap, glissando and tap
The whirlwind continues
At the hands of our Rapp!
He dodges and weaves
'Til one almost believes
But its only glissando and tap.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 09:50 AM

Amos, why are you picking on LH? You know he can't help himself. Even the ECT failed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 09:44 AM

Well aren't YOU just in a dudgeon, though. High dudgeon, obviously, Mister Important One!!

I've been busy with real stuff.


A


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