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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Janie 06 Nov 08 - 11:36 PM
MMario 07 Nov 08 - 08:18 AM
Rapparee 07 Nov 08 - 08:57 AM
Amos 07 Nov 08 - 10:21 AM
Acme 07 Nov 08 - 10:22 AM
MMario 07 Nov 08 - 10:32 AM
Little Hawk 07 Nov 08 - 11:25 AM
Rapparee 07 Nov 08 - 12:19 PM
Acme 07 Nov 08 - 12:22 PM
MMario 07 Nov 08 - 12:23 PM
Rapparee 07 Nov 08 - 12:24 PM
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Rapparee 07 Nov 08 - 12:58 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 06 Nov 08 - 11:36 PM

*yawn*

Gotta get up at 3:00 am to deliver Sum Yung Sun to the school for his field trip tomorrow to Washington DC.   

Nightnight.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 08:18 AM

It's MORNING!

Time to WAKE UP and start a BRAND NEW BEAUTIFUL DAY!

(bounce, bounce, bounce)

tra-la-la! Tweedle-de-deedy, it gives me a thrill, to wake up in the morning to the mockingbirds trill


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 08:57 AM

Mario, you are a wonderful person no matter what century you live in. You know that I think highly of you and that I speak only for myself and other when I ask you to


SHADDAP!!!


and go back to sleep.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 10:21 AM

Pay no mind to the little Republican behind the curtain, MM.

Here's a picture of why today can be a good day like you say:

http://warner.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/11/06/title/


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 10:22 AM

Or at least tiptoe a little more. I haven't done my neti pot routine yet, the allergy headache is trying to take hold.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 10:32 AM

Sorry. it's just I'm excited because one of my test knitters just finished THIS.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 11:25 AM

Wow! It looks like the birth of the Universe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 12:19 PM

I assume that's for me.

Thanks! It'll look great on the table!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 12:22 PM

What is a test knitter? An elf you've captured to sit under the dining room table to crochet, or a machine you buy and program?

Do tell!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 12:23 PM

Sorry Rap, I only own the pattern, not the result of the knitting. However if you want to knit one for yourself, feel free!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 12:24 PM

I've never even knitted a bone.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 12:30 PM

Test knitter: Someone

(in my case, a volunteer someone) who takes a designers pattern and knits it, testing for mistakes, proper instructions, readibility, etc, etc. Usually before the pattern is released, but often, in the case of the designs I write, after initial release of the pattern.

She done good, I'd say.

Right now I've got 10 people knitting prototypes of three basic designs, but no one is doing quite exactly the same variation.

The 'snowflake peacock' pattern has two major variations, and the second variatiobn can be done in four different minor variations. Another of the patterns has five different shapes that can be knit from the same basic iinstructions; and the third also could be done five ways.

So, it takes a lot of knitting to make sure the instructions are correct. And proof-reading. And correcting. And argueing over definitions and explanations and wording.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 12:39 PM

I've knitted my brows a few times...does that count?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 12:43 PM

Should I ask "the ladies"? I'd say if you've knitted your brows you could probably claim to be a knitter.

Not much to show for it ,tho.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 12:58 PM

I was afraid that there would be, but my skin is as wrinkle-free as that of a baby. Fortunately it is also free of some things you might find on a baby's skin....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 02:04 PM

Maybe you should try knitting them more ferociously, and actually slip the left one over the right a few time, as real knitters do...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 03:56 PM

I'd do that, but I have an eye examination in a hour or so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 04:17 PM

YEah, I can see where a firmly knitted brow could make an eye exam much harder. Better start your practice after you get back.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 04:34 PM

I have studied that whole field intently for years, MMario, and am proud to say that I now qualify as a first class nitwit!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 08:12 PM

Whew. They "de-cluttered" my work computer so thoroughly that I couldn't get any logon cookies to stick till I finally found the setting that blocked all cookies.

Sheesh. They should know that Mudcat and MOM are fine, and let them through automatically!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 09:09 PM

Maybe they don't like paying us for our 'Cat time?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 09:40 PM

WOW, MMARIO!    You are one multitalented someone. That is a beautiful design!

I was up at 3:45 this moring, but I was definitely NOT tra-la-laing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 09:48 PM

If I'm up that early I'm usually pee-pee-peeing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Nov 08 - 12:26 AM

That much? Don't take such a big drink of water before you go to bed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 08 - 08:22 AM

Mom,

Here's a poem I wrote for WAV.

The shambles of a soul and art
Here, both combined in fell array,
With broken skills, seek to impart
Sad thoughts with nothing much to say.

How fallen are the gentle lights
Which Blake and Milton once employed,
Now ground to dullness and benight,
Echoing a mental void.

That rhytm, word, and muse as well
To such dull bathos could decay,
Decries the tale no man could tell
Of mortal dullnes, gang agley

Seeking in dusty corners far
Some glimmer, wit or token phrase,
To comfort souls in sullen bars
Against the pain of witless days.

Go then to paisley shorts and socks
of Argyle, shirts of tropic theme,
Turn to crochet, or painting rocks,
But leave alone the poet's dreams.

Take up accounting, spotting trains
Or inventory of city birds.
Haunt not this realm, with sodden brain
Turning the bright to the absurd.

Take not these shards from poets torn
And use their remnants tripe to spout;
We have enough, enough to mourn.
Go long, and far, and walk about.

Pineas Forgesong Gewirth, Abbot of Palmsfree
Getting-on-Inyeers, Lancs.
Drew Enfolie, Pubs., Edinboro, 1908


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Nov 08 - 11:12 AM

That's magnificent, Amos. Did you post it on the Walkabouts Verse thread as well?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Nov 08 - 12:53 PM

Do you think he'll get it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Nov 08 - 12:57 PM

Hard to say. Depends whether his tongue is in his cheek or not, I would think, and that's a bit hard to determine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Nov 08 - 01:05 PM

Randy Newman, he's not.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 08 - 05:13 PM

He did not get it, although several innocent bystanders were touched. :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 08 - 05:58 PM

If you talk with your tongue in your cheek you're liable to hurt yourself. Eating that way is worse.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 08 - 11:54 PM

Better, in some ways than repeatedly putting your foot in your mouth, though.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 08 - 10:48 AM

Yeah, accidentally biting on that hurts too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 08 - 10:50 AM

Amos, I knew a guy in 6th grade who ruptured himself by trying to bite his toenails. His name was Jack. You haven't changed your name since the 6th grade, have you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 08 - 01:00 PM

Well, I have been known to insert foot in mouth metaphorically, Rapaire, but I haven't tried to bite my toenails since about 6 months, IIRC. Sixth grade!!! Were you in a special school, then?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 08 - 06:18 PM

Just your typical nun-run parochial school. Jack was...a special case. He was a smart as anyone else, just lacked some good sense.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 08 - 08:20 PM

It's clear our Bookman is no fool;
For he survived a Catholic school!
With all its cold, dogmatic twists,
It yardsticks slammed on tender wrists,
The sisters gaunt with glares of ice,
The place can't have been very nice!
But Mom's own son, our Bold Rapaire
Made lemonade from lemons, there.
In any case, howe'er contrived it,
The major thing is, he survived it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 08 - 08:41 PM

Not only catholic grammar school
Did he survive. Perhaps you'll see
What a true survivor he:
When you learn that he, 'mongst others
Was high schooled by the Christian Brothers,
And after about six years or so
He bacallaureated from Franciscan woe.
Versed in Aquinas, Augustine and such
Perhaps he's theologized too much.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 08 - 10:36 PM

There's nothing wrong with knowing God,
Although the question's tricky
But cracking books, and working hard,
Can act just like a mickey.
Your head can real, your mind can spin
Your thoughts start wildly drumming,
Until instead of knowing God,
You think you have become Him!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Nov 08 - 10:51 PM

You two watching PBS Masterpiece tonight?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 12:07 AM

Ah, but Amos...if God is infinite, then everyone is God...although no one is so in an exclusive sense.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 02:03 AM

Well, that must make for a very indecisive God indeeed. Which explains a lot.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 09:11 AM

Please stop shouting. I created everything and everyone, including Myself, for I am the Uncaused Cause written of by Thomas Aquinas.

That is all you know and all you need to know.

Return now to your mundane, boring, lives and don't forget to worship Me on a regular basis.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 09:47 AM

Man, I feel sorry for you. Imagine having to depend on Thomas Aquinas for your Category of Existence. Bummer.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 11:28 AM

Fret not, for it is the simplest explanation for My existence that your puny minds are capable of comprehending. The fact, should you be able to grasp but a microcosmic portion of it, would cause your head to implode and explode at the same time. The closest to actually grasp it was Roger Bacon's Brazen Head, but whether or not that can be called "human" is debatable.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 11:42 AM

AH, sweet motherfucking Jaysus, Rapaire. Wake up and smell your actual nature, pal. You've been laying low in the stacks again, haven't you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 11:44 AM

He's been sniffing the bindings on freshly glued books!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 12:15 PM

Why would that which is everything have to decide anything, Amos? It is limited beings with a limited reach who have to decide things. For instance, you have to decide whether or not to respond to this post of mine and continue the conversation... ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 12:40 PM

AH, no, I do not; like Rapaire, my divine Will is universal, and manifestation of it is inevitable. I am full of love and understanding and even forgiveness for numskulled halfwits who misinterpret the true meaning of my posts.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 01:01 PM

These are the Strictures which I place upon Amos and those like him:

Do not eat till thou be hungry: do not sleep till thou be ready for it: speak to none till there be cause.

Tonsure is regularly performed once a month, on a Thursday.

It is forbidden to bathe in polluted water.

It is not lawful to drink anything after making water.

A mess of gruel is allowed on festivals and on Sundays.

To a draught on new milk, if there be no other milk mixed with it, a fourth part of water is added.

Three or four heads of leeks are allowed.

Privies and urinals are abodes for evil spirits.


And he and others like him will keep these strictures or incur My wrath.


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