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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Acme 06 Jan 09 - 12:44 PM
Little Hawk 06 Jan 09 - 01:18 PM
Amos 06 Jan 09 - 01:26 PM
Little Hawk 06 Jan 09 - 01:30 PM
MMario 06 Jan 09 - 01:33 PM
Little Hawk 06 Jan 09 - 01:36 PM
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Amos 06 Jan 09 - 03:15 PM
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Little Hawk 06 Jan 09 - 05:17 PM
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Little Hawk 06 Jan 09 - 06:16 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 12:44 PM

I'm using a new browser these days--IE is DOA in the shadowland before the rebuild. Firefox lets me see the blink that IE doesn't show.

Nice! (I'm convinced, Firefox is better. I'll switch to it completely once this computer is fixed, except to use IE for banking and my office email.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 01:18 PM

What is wrong with you people? It says 27,005 , not 29,000 and whatever. You're out by 2,000 posts.

Anyway, I checked outside. No Angels. No heavenly scrolls or trumpets. Nothing has changed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 01:26 PM

Little Hawk:

DISCUIPLINE!! INTELLECTUAL RIGOR!!!! ACCURACY IN THE USE OF WORDS!%^__&*&^$%#@!!


Define "you people"???

SRS made a typographical or mental error. You choose to project that into a nameless, faceless geralization? For fie!!!!!!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 01:30 PM

Fie, sir! Fie! I take umbrage at being lectured to by a man who cannot even spell.

Besides, Rapaire also typed in 29,000. I was referring to him and SRS. Not to you. But if you wish to be included in the phrase "you people", I will pencil you in.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 01:33 PM

Rapaire - ignore LH. He didn't get no angels or heavenly choirs. No fireworks, brass bands or trumpet fanfares. Obviously he isn't one of "us".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 01:36 PM

LOL! Oh, you bastard. I'll get you for that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 01:54 PM

Actually, you velour-mongering varlet, my spelling is well above average. It's my typing that gives me continuous grief.

Teh!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 02:05 PM

It may be above average, but it is not congruent with your general aura of sophisticated and lofty certainty. It grates. It suggests that the king may be traipsing about the castle oblivious of the fact that one shoe is untied and his fly is open. Not good enough! If you are going to parade about magestically in the armour of invincible intellectual omnipotence, my good sir, you have to pay attention to these niggling little details...lest your subjects become uneasy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 02:36 PM

Magestically, huh? Hey, I unnerstan.

But mind you, I never offered to replace Khandu nor wanted to, neever.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 02:48 PM

Oops. Typos-R-Us.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 03:13 PM

Which reminds me - the latest dinosaur to be discovered, buried in the sands of the Mohavy Dessert; The Typosareus Rexx.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 03:15 PM

That's me!! That's me!! King of the Typos!!!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 03:15 PM

Children, children. Calm down now. Take deep breaths and let them out slowly. There, that's it.

Now...Amos, you get the kris; LH, you get the Bowie; Mario, you can have the poinard. Stilly and I will act as judges.

Now...have at it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 04:19 PM

FIne parental influence YOU are, anyway, Rapaire, bragging and carrying on the way you do!! That ain't gonna cut it. If you want to play house with Still yer gonna have to figure another angle...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 05:17 PM

Oh, is that the objective of his ravings??? A foolish endeavour. I can think of far better ways to impress a female than that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 05:30 PM

So! You turn on me, eh? Draw, varlets, and my steel will sing your dirges!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 06:06 PM

Well, my snail will stock your barges, Monsieur, if you ask politely.

Take that! And that!! Voila!! C'est fini--le pauvre malheurex est epouvantaillé!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 06:16 PM

And my style will quell your urges. Avaunt, wretch! Ha! Stroke, parry, and thrust, and it is done! Another foe vanquished! Verily he doth resemble a deflated balloon, once so grand to look upon, now a perforated gasbag lying miserably in the dust. Sic transit gloria Rapairundi.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 09:23 PM

A draw across prime, the tip coming up and around into quarte, parrying both blades into sixte, a demi-moulinet, a drop into cinque and an upwards push cut between the legs of one and he's out; a draw cut to pull the blade back and a parry in sixte, a riposte skewering in along the blade and over the guard, entering into the armpit and coming out the other side.

Voila! Deux est fini, tho' it be bloody, bloody work.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 09:35 PM

Sigh. How comes it to pass that by wriing this posathumous post, having just been felled by two stout vilains, you can pretend to yourself you have reversed such mortal harm twice over? Truly the internet is a miracle, or else some terrible liar!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 10:37 PM

Well, they're dead and I'm alive and that's how I wanted it to be.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 11:14 PM

Well of course, but it is quite the reverse. We are both alive, and you are merely a hant.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 11:28 PM

NOT the armpit stab--that just looks SO awful.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 05:53 AM

MOM says that if anyone drips blood on the carpet they are grounded and won't get off grounding until Sonya Henning stars in Hell - whatever that means....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 09:01 AM

Oh, my swordwork, while always fatal, is always bloodless. As for being dead I remind you of the old Irish song

"...Now we're all alive again, for we are the Irish...."

I'm IBM, so it works for me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 10:56 AM

My home town is putting in a new herring run (fish ladder) between the upper spring fed pond (originally a small lake in a glacial pothole, enlarged by damming) and the lower pond (formed likewise by damming of the stream from the upper pond. The old one has been defunct for close to 40 years and they finally realized that this has halved the size of the spawning grounds for the herring. and they wonder why the population has dropped.

Of course originally there was a lot less spawning area, because the upper (originally only) pond was only about half the size it has been for the last couple hundred years, and the lower pond didn't exist at all until sometime in the 1600's; but so many other spawning grounds have been destroyed I guess they feel they need to recoup this one. And since they can, yes, it is a good thing.


Of course - what could have been done with a few bags of sackrete in the 1960's is now going to cost the town and state about 60 thousand - but that's progress, right?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 12:56 PM

Well, if the spawning grounds have been in such trouble all this time where have the high school kids been going?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 01:07 PM

Providing high schoolers with spawning grounds has always been a recipe for disaster. Fish, on the other hand, seem to manage it better, probably because they can juggle spawning and school without going insane.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 01:32 PM

Oh, this is the place where the high schoolers gather,
With Trojans and Durex and some parts battened down;
All sizes and figures with old lines and jiggers,
They congregate here on the teen spawning ground.

Some are workin' their jiggers while others are liein',
Some try standin' up but there's more lyin' down;
While all kinds of fun, kisses, and tricks are begun
As they wait for a "YES!" on the teen spawning ground.

There's jocks of all ages and nerds in the bargain;
There's senior Bill Cave and there's frosh Raymond Brown,
There's redheaded Bevvy in the back of a Chevy,
Ready for Tom on the teen spawning ground.

There's kids from the High School and some from the college,
In all kinds of motorcars, green, red and brown;
Right yonder is Bobbi and with her is Nobby,
They're kissy-face here on the teen spawning ground.

The man with the cop car is Officer Steele;
He's gettin' well up but he's still pretty sound.
His siren and red light will make all of them take flight
Whenever he's out on the teen spawning ground.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 02:13 PM

Boy, that swordplay was something to see, wasn't it? Fortunately we all have at least nine lives. Well, rolling along to the next chapter, I guess.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 03:13 PM

Rapaire:

What a positively brilliant adaptation. My compliments to the Chef!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 03:17 PM

The chef says, "You're welcome."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 01:28 AM

Blueberry muffins are out now, cooling for breakfast. You can each have ONE -- leave the rest for breakfast!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 10:09 AM

Too late, breakfast is over, they're all gone.

They were good!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 10:13 AM

I had meatloaf this morning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:05 AM

Is he still performing? Funny, I didn't figure him for your type at all, Mario.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:17 AM

I had a Californicator's Dream Smoothie from my secret recipe: blended fruits, orange juice, protein powder and two raw eggs. Yummm!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:20 AM

That sounds pretty good except for the protien powder portion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:21 AM

Californication is illegal in Ontario.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:29 AM

Yeah, but nobody enforces that law. You guys think you're pure and separate but the truth is, you're being Californicated every day.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:41 AM

Purists maintain that Californication cannot be achieved over three miles outside the state boundaries; though there are holdouts for 200 miles.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:54 AM

Well, it's a state of mind, y'know... ;-) There are some people who can Californicate practically anywhere, and Amos is one of them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:54 AM

ANy town that has had its local coffee house swallowed up by a Starbucks knows that ain't so.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:57 AM

"local coffee house"? I've heard of those....


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From: Acme
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 01:23 PM

I don't use 'em, I'm a tea drinker. For the price they charge for a cup of hot water and a tea bag I could buy a whole box of tea bags.


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From: MMario
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 01:40 PM

I picked up a cup of coffee at a quik-fill the other day. I was on my way to a gig; wanted something so got the coffee and a donut. The donut was 76 cents. I got a 16 oz coffee (self serve from a carafe that probably wasn't very fresh). My bill?

$8.53

Even w/ NY state taxes, that means over $7 for the coffee!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 01:48 PM

What????????????? That's incredible.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 02:56 PM

It musta been the water, Man of Emms; there's no grounds for such high charges! :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 03:10 PM

If I hadn't already taken a couple of good swigs of the coffee I would have left it sitting there. I was shocked.

Almost as badly as I just was by Amos' pun.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 06:07 PM

You should have attempted to sell them back a bottle of your urine later at half price...


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