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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 09 Mar 09 - 06:14 PM
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Donuel 09 Mar 09 - 10:35 AM
Amos 09 Mar 09 - 10:14 AM
Acme 09 Mar 09 - 09:51 AM
Amos 09 Mar 09 - 09:41 AM
GUEST,Rapaire 09 Mar 09 - 06:16 AM
Janie 09 Mar 09 - 12:15 AM
Amos 08 Mar 09 - 11:12 PM
Acme 08 Mar 09 - 07:47 PM
Janie 08 Mar 09 - 07:23 PM
Janie 08 Mar 09 - 06:27 PM
Amos 08 Mar 09 - 04:25 PM
Acme 08 Mar 09 - 02:47 PM
Amos 08 Mar 09 - 01:51 PM
Amos 08 Mar 09 - 03:32 AM
Janie 07 Mar 09 - 10:29 PM
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Acme 07 Mar 09 - 11:46 AM
Amos 07 Mar 09 - 11:39 AM
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Acme 05 Mar 09 - 11:52 AM
GUEST,freds 05 Mar 09 - 10:41 AM
Janie 05 Mar 09 - 06:38 AM
Amos 05 Mar 09 - 01:00 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 06:14 PM

This supports my suspicion that Little Hawk is just a solipsistic mock-up created by Rapaire. Rapaire gets put in Cork and Little Hawk puts a cork in it. I am getting tired of that pun, but the evidence is indisputable.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 05:36 PM

Has Little Hawk and his cohort taken a spring vacation? Where are the freds? We haven't seen Teresa or Bunn.... whatever for AGES. It's time for a MOAB reunion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 05:34 PM

Despite all of which, Mom still needs a boost from "time" to "time" and with Rapaire out Corking around, we all have to take a craic at it.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 11:36 AM

Well, it's a tough illusion to crack, but the kind of time we see in normal events, sequential frames, unidirectional arrow, and all that, is fundamentally a conviction that a thing is what it was, and that it has "persisted" ftom "then" to now... Now, on the other hand, is seen (under this illusion) as a zero point on the front edge of time, a spot from which the past is unreachable and the future not yet extant. This belief in the sameness of a thing persisting is a very tricky belief to subscribe to and can cause all kinds of trouble.

I know it's convenient for filing events in a noncolliding manner, but that does not mean you should believe that your filing system IS reality.

The biggest liability of the belief in this hypnotic flow of time is that it undermines the connection with creative energy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 10:35 AM

I would never call time an illusion.

Time is the tide in the cosmic sea stretching and shrinking the way we feel every moment of our lives.
Time, like the sea, has a surface but it is really a volume of ever changing pressure.
We call Space time a fabric but it is not a scenic backdrop for the multiverse, it is far deeper.

At the boundry of great spinning speed, great gravitational or magnatar events the small waves and ripples as well as exotic matter are carried by a great sunami of time accelerating changes as profoundly different as the breezy sea sprayed wind surfer skips waves and the deep dark enormous pressures at trenches 3 miles down where condensates formed long ago.

Time is more fluid than all the subtle past present and future tenses we have given it in every language that has ever existed.

What is an illusion is that time at certain levels may appear to change the laws of the universe.

Time is the law

it just has infinite codiciles.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 10:14 AM

Well, I am tired and cranky, but that's about par for the week's start.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 09:51 AM

Wasn't as bad as I expect. Managed to get the kid out the door on time, despite my fear that he'd be hard to budge this morning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 09:41 AM

Aye, put a Cork in it, would ya? :D Glad you landed safely, mate! ALl of us send regards to Ballywilliam and the Bandon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 06:16 AM

Hey, Mom. I'm in Kinsale!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 12:15 AM

Nonetheless, I shall be tired and cranky when the alarm goes off at what the clock says is six but my brain says is five.

Must say that the ability to work in the yard a bit later was nice.

Has Little Hawk abandoned us? Is he a fair weather sib? Inquiring minds want to know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Mar 09 - 11:12 PM

Time is the opiate of the masses,
The religion of the millions,
The wash of the inevitable rhythm,
And the Greatest Lie Ever Told.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Mar 09 - 07:47 PM

I wish my sense of time had shifted overnight with the clocks. I missed two stores that closed before I got there at what still felt like a little after 5pm but was a little after 6pm.

The day after the day after the time change in the spring is always the worst day in the year to get up if you go by the clock.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 08 Mar 09 - 07:23 PM

Ha, you can't fool me!

My body and mind knows it is really only 6:23 pm.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 08 Mar 09 - 06:27 PM

Moi has spent the better part of the afternoon deconstructing what amounts to a rock pile grown through and through with assorted roots of undesirable saplings, honeysuckle, greenbriar and ivy.

Now I think I'll follow the example of my big brother and go buy a bottle of wine to help sooth the sore muscles.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Mar 09 - 04:25 PM

I did that this morning. It was easy enough after a little Ibuprofen! :D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Mar 09 - 02:47 PM

With that vino haze did you attempt to set the clocks? What was the outcome? Did you move them all forward?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Mar 09 - 01:51 PM

I had way too much vino last night and smoked a cigar and played for my friends. We saw a really interesting film about the power of song in preserving the spirit of Estonia during the many long hard years of Russian and German occupation, and the courage of those who steered the country back to independence when the USSR broke up. A brave, brave people who love to sing. Especially in very lartge groups. And it sounds wonderful.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Mar 09 - 03:32 AM

What a fine occasion. I am very jealous.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 07 Mar 09 - 10:29 PM

Maggie, regarding your question, Dani and I have been close friends for many years. It is she who introduced me to Mudcat. I know Bobert from the Getaway, where we always get in a little garden talk, and he has brought me several very nice plants in subsequent years. I had never had the pleasure of meeting his wife before. We started talking gardens and plants as soon as we laid eyes on each other. A kindred spirit and delightful company.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 07 Mar 09 - 10:20 PM



Is that the customary way for a visitor to gain entry to houses in San Diego?


Oh my, what a lovely, warm day it was! P-Vine and Bobert are a perfectly matched pair and a good time was had by all at supper. They broght me a couple of rare azaleas that P-Vine had started - one from a cutting, and a native that she had started from a seed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 09 - 04:29 PM

A carrier pigeon came in from Legion Hall this morning and crapped on our door step. So we let him in and unfurled the note around his ankle. It said "to drunk ta see strate need help am stuck under large wench who is unconshus. send rapayre to distrack her plz am starving" and was signed by Galloping Jim "Skinner" Alderson, who is usually in charge of the Legion's remuda when they go on expeditions to the package store and who loads up their mule-trains coming back. UNfortunately, he did not include a phone number so I can't use my iPhone to help him out...hope he's okay.

I guess Rapaire is somewhere in Dublin or County Cork by now.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 09 - 12:15 PM

Here's my recipe:

two cups long-grain brwn rice
I can of yellow corn
1/2 cup shredded nuts -- almonds and pecans
1/2 cup chopped celery
1/2 cup chopped onion
salt, pepper, olive oil

(Olive oil goes in the cooker first)
(All ingredients subject to intuitive adjustment ad hoc).

Start rice cooking normally; add other ingredients about half-way through. Stir.

MAkes great leftovers. Excellent with a can of chile applied, or mixed with hamburger or chopped bacon.

People go crazy over this, for some reason.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Mar 09 - 11:46 AM

Wow! MOM is mixing in a high-brow crowd now that the Legion Hall patrons are moping that their buddy Rap is out of town.

Lucky Janie, to see all of those mudcatters! Have you met before?

Me, I'm contemplating all of the elements to go in a birthday meal for a son who turns 17 today. I can manage to get fruit in, but if it is by request, chances are it wouldn't have veggies. I'll have to be sneaky--he likes fried rice, so I'll make some as a side dish and cram it full of stuff. ;)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 09 - 11:39 AM

Dang, Janie, you get all the fun!!! I went to a String Quartet concert at the Neurosciences Auditorium last night--it was really beautiful! THe Mandelring Quartet from Germany--three sibs and a buddy. Awesome.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 07 Mar 09 - 07:08 AM

Mornin' MOM. Sure is nice to you have you all to myself. All those slug-a-beds in time zones further west are still snoozing. Let's go sit on the patio with our tea and scones and watch the birds as the sun rises up through the trees.

It is going to be bee-u-tee-ful day. We started the week here with the temperatures in the teens and are going to finish it with the temps near 80. It would seem that things warmed up considerably once brother Rapaire left the building.

Gonna be a busy day. Gotta get the house clean then go see clients, then go shop for violas, then meet Dani, Bobert and P-Vine for supper!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Mar 09 - 10:43 PM

Hi Mom. I'll be at a renaissance faire selling pots for the next couple of days. I'm sure some of the other kids will keep you entertained.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Mar 09 - 09:33 PM

I was thinking about something I wanted to say here while I was washing the dishes, but now I've forgotten what it was.

Never mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Mar 09 - 09:27 PM

Awww, now, Janie, y'all come down to San Diego!! We can get you home in half the time!!! :D



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 06 Mar 09 - 07:09 PM

Hi Mom. Fairly decent workshop, considering it was an inexpensive one. The drive home sucked. If I wanted to sit in traffic on the freeway for an hour at a time, I'd move to LA. At least the beach would be closer there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Mar 09 - 04:32 PM

Hey MOM!! In the last 36 hours I have completed and delivered one world-changing patent, two minor patents, and a completed operations manual for a sophisticated box that does digital recording.

Not bad for an old folkie, huh, Mom? Huh?




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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Mar 09 - 02:02 PM

I do every year. The Federal Gummint and I have an arrangement, you might say. I pay them money and they keep me worried.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Mar 09 - 01:25 PM

That's quite a large number, Amos. Have you written a check to send to the treasury yet, for your share?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Mar 09 - 08:58 AM

Good morning, Mom!! Here's a smoothy, a big plate of Egg-Os and sausage links, three eggs scrambled as you like 'em, Vermont Maple on the side and country butter made fresh from Rapaire's memories.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Mar 09 - 01:30 AM

Wave over and over and over and over and over and over.......



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 05 Mar 09 - 09:52 PM

Bee-dubya-ell, Harriette had a hissyfit when I called her Harold this afternoon.

Tried to bite me, she did.

Now she's a mere smear on the linoleum.




Hey MOM, I fooled around for two years and now have to scramble to get enough CEU's in to renew my license come July 1. So I'm headed down to Fayetteville very early in the morning to get some new ideas for treating OCD. Want I should wave at Ft. Bragg for you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Mar 09 - 09:42 PM

Hey, Mom! About five miles north of where we live is a sign that says "Caution, Deaf Child". It's been there since we bought this property sixteen years ago, possibly longer. Shouldn't it say "Caution, Deaf Adult" by now?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Mar 09 - 07:48 PM


Visit the U.S. National Debt Clock




There...don't you feel better?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Mar 09 - 07:34 PM

Sure as shootin' Shane didn't write it. Or Chongo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Mar 09 - 03:40 PM

I suspect this was a proxy post in Rapaire's solipsistic self-defense.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Mar 09 - 02:04 PM

You don't work in no dance hall if you're lookin' for true love.

A hard-bitten case indeed. No Normal Floozie would pen such lines; they all have hearts of gold, as big as the Panhandle, and are highly tuned to the faint traces of real color in quartz and real love in gennulmen.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Lilly June
Date: 05 Mar 09 - 01:02 PM

Hi ya'll. My name is Lilly June and I work at Velma's Dance Hall across from The Idaho Legion's Legion Hall. Ya'll don't pay no attention to what my so-called coworker, Wanda, said about Mr. Rapaire earlier. Rapaire ain't no worse than any of the rest of that Legion Hall bunch. They is all a little quick on the draw, if you know what I mean. At least he takes his boots off first.

I don't know what got into Wanda. After all, we is floozies, not debutantes! You don't work in no dance hall if you're lookin' for true love. It's line 'em up, take their money, make 'em holler, show 'em the door.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Mar 09 - 12:40 PM

Hi, Mom! Did you know that if you are on land and you're not in some extreme environment like the South Pole or an artificially sanitized environment like an operating room, you're never more than four feet away from a spider?







Did you know that the spider's name is "Harold"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Mar 09 - 12:34 PM

I, too, go to work. But Mom is never far from my mind. As the favorite-behind-the-throne, I take my duties seriously.

Freds, his name is Rapaire Smith, and he will be available for tasting at the Comida de Todos Facones bar in Valencia, Spain on Tuesday evening next week. Don't miss it!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Mar 09 - 11:52 AM

Busy week, MOM! Amos and Janie will have to hold up the fort. I have to keep leaving to go to work.

I know, I know, but someone has to do it. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 05 Mar 09 - 10:41 AM

Who is going away? Will their DNA be available? Is it tasty?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 05 Mar 09 - 06:38 AM

Geez - how can we miss him if he won't go away?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Mar 09 - 01:00 AM

MWahahahahahaha!!!!! Mom, can I have some more ginger snaps??? Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire (In Chicago)
Date: 04 Mar 09 - 08:28 PM

Amos has finally forced me Over The Edge and I will flee to Ireland and drink Guiness and Smithwick's and Even Stronger stuff.

It's all his fault. He should feel very, very, guilty.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Mar 09 - 03:59 PM

There are many forms of goodness in the world, BeeDub, as you well know. SOme folks, the shape-shifters of virtue, transmigrate from one kind of goodness to another; if they're not good at stealing cookies undetected, they're being good at eating them, enjoying them, digesting them, or contributing them back to the environment.

Besides, I only use that phrase when I think I might have gone too far in annoying Rapaire, and am trying to make him hold still for the next black banderilla in my own little tercio de varas.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Mar 09 - 03:30 PM

Hey, Mom! How come Amos always calls Rapaire "Good Rapaire"? I just got through talkin' with Wanda, one of the floozies that works at Velma's, the "dance hall" across the street* from The Legion Hall, and she says the boy ain't much good at all. She says if it's true that you are what you eat, Rapaire must eat nothin' but Minute Rice.


* Calling the thing between The Legion Hall and Velma's a "street" is being extremely kind. "Mosquito infested quagmire composed of equal parts mud, horse manure, and cow manure with the occasional dash of Legionaire puke tossed in for variety" is a more accurate description. But since it's hard to fit all that into the address line on an envelope, they call it a street.


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