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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 10:13 PM

Well, that seems highly improbable, given the cruel neglect of both her and her mom exercised by Chongo all these years. You can bet they wouldn't let the bum into their house OR their houses.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 10:07 PM

You're ALL goldigging wannabees riding on MY coat tails to greatness.

But then, I created you all...well, I'll have better luck next time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 05:03 PM

Well, I'm just giving you my opinion. I think she's a golddigging wannabee who wants to ride on Chongo's coattails, him being famous and all. It's not the first time that sort of thing has happened. Imagine what would occur if he suddenly got rich! I bet there'd be lost "relatives" emerging by the score.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 02:14 PM

You don't get to tell us what she is. Only her Author can do that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 01:55 PM

I've decided it's more fun to pretend she's real. ;-) (But she ain't Chongo's sister. She's a pretender to that throne.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 01:22 PM

As did the finest in Mexico. But, stay! What credence in yonder skeptic doth appear? It is belief in Chinga, bright as dawn, and Little Hawk the sun!! How now the overdone protests, the tearful plaints, the vows of unfair vilification! The author imputes fleas to those who copy his mongrel, and in doing so, asserts that they are fully as real as his own.

Scratch in peace, Little Hawk!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 01:00 PM

"being Wicked has its own rewards"

I guess that's what impelled you to get involved with that disgusting simian slut, Chinga, was it, Amos? Have you noticed any odd symptoms appearing yet in the nether regions?

I had a wisdom tooth extracted a couple of weeks ago...my first tooth extraction ever...and I was expecting to be in some pain afterwards. Amazingly enough, I experienced no pain or swelling or any kind of unpleasant symptoms after the freezing wore off. I'd hardly have known that I'd had a tooth taken out, except I could feel the missing spot with my tongue. Once again the finest dental office in Canada lives up to its well-deserved reputation for excellence.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 12:46 PM

Indiana seems to agree with you. Are your relatives wondering why you're off in a corner by yourself scribbling or googling for adaptation?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 12:08 PM

The seven deadly virtues, those ghastly little traps
Oh no, my liege, they were not meant for me
Those seven deadly virtues were made for other chaps
Who love a life of failure and ennui
Take courage-now there's a sport
An invitation to the state of rigor mort
And purity-a noble yen
And very restful every now and then
I find humility means to be hurt
It's not the earth the meek inherit, it's the dirt
Honesty is fatal, it should be taboo
Diligence-a fate I would hate
If charity means giving, I give it to you
And fidelity is only for your mate
You'll never find a virtue unstatusing my quo or making my Beelzebubble burst
Let others take the high road, I will take the low
I cannot wait to rush in where angels fear to go
With all those sevn deadly virtues free and happy little me has not been cursed!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 11:47 AM

Not only did I go through a tooth extraction on Saturday and this damn alien probe operation on Tuesday, I also played a four-hour gig on Sunday, full of rowdy skippers and seadogs. I mean to tell ya, there's no rest for the wicked, Mom. Isn't that right? You should know.

On the other hand being Wicked has its own rewards, just as virtue has its own damnation. Just ask any candle how dark life would be if it couldn't be wicked.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 09:38 AM

Well, Mom, I am back at my honest labours despite having been through two medical invasions in five days. Thanks to my lucky stars and stellar core constitution, the tooth extraction is healed up and the other thing is all taken care of. Next month, ocular implants. We are the Cyborg--resistance is futile!! Getting old has its rewards, but it also has its penalties!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 25 Nov 08 - 10:07 PM

Shucks, I had it inspected last January. Doc said, "See ya in five years, boy."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Nov 08 - 09:26 PM

I guess it depends on whether you end up with a repaired colon or a semi-colon. If it is just passing muster on inspection, so to speak, you may carry on as you wrote.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Nov 08 - 09:20 PM

I gotta do the same thing in a few weeks. Will I have to write run-on sentences also?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Nov 08 - 08:25 PM

It was not who was looking there, Rapaire--it was a misled medico. He was disappointed in his search, though.

The temple bell
Stops ringing
But the sound keeps coming
Out of the flowers


Basho


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 25 Nov 08 - 07:01 PM

Hey, Mom! While Amos had people looking for his head, I went to Indiana! Here I am, Mom, in the Nation's heartland, back where Little Orphant Annie came to dream about the moonlight on the children's hole.

But the call of the Old West is strong, Mom, mostly because that's where my paycheck comes from, so I'll be going back there on Saturday.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Nov 08 - 06:40 PM

--
I am content to follow to its source
Every event, in action or in thought;
Measure the lot, forgive myself the lot!
When such as I cast out remorse,
So great a sweetness flows into the breast
We must laugh and we must sing.
We are blest by everything
Everything we look upon is blest.

Dialogue of Self and Soul, W.B. Yeats


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Nov 08 - 04:41 PM

I remember being cooncerned once. One of the bastards had me cornered in the garage. He demanded garbage "or else".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Nov 08 - 04:33 PM

Wel, we'll have to share. The procedure was complete and successful. I am still surfacing from a purple haze of full-system anesthetic, but at lease I can write run-on sentences again. Why, you may well ask, given the various conditions of risk inherent in any modern medical procedure, and my own temperament, to which you all have been adequately exposed to establish at least a rudimentary familiarity, through our long acquaintance here at MOAB, should I have to, or at least now be enabled to, write sentences thought of as run-on in their grammatical construction? It had been cooncerned that they would send me home with a semi-colon.


But I will use what they gave me: a complete colon. And I shall strive: to us eit with care, and never abuse it, amongst those for whom I care: the children of the MOPAB.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Nov 08 - 01:18 PM

Gosh...I...I almost hope he doesn't come back...

Imagine if I could have Amos's humility and discernment! Whoosh. The mind boggles. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Nov 08 - 09:46 AM

HEy Mom:

Today I am going to the Temple of the Medicos. I am not sure whether they want to canonize or sacrifice me.

But when the Temple calls, Eveyrman must answer.

If I don't come back, give my sense of humor to Rapaire and my humility and discernment to Little Hawk, and my earthy sensuality to Still. You can throw the rest out.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Nov 08 - 12:33 AM

Naw, none of us is interesting in wearing mink[e].


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Nov 08 - 09:20 PM

Harpoon cannon???? Hey--you guys interested in a little business deal with some Japanese colleagues of mine?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Nov 08 - 05:24 PM

MOM! MOM! Wake up--you've been dreaming that the Mudcat went away, and by golly, it did! You have to be more disciplined in your REM sleep!

Whew!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Nov 08 - 07:15 PM

Well, Mom shouldn't have yelled "Thar she blows!" either. You have to admit that not every Legion post in a land-locked state has a harpoon cannon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Nov 08 - 04:06 PM

Thank you! Very interesting.

I think MOM needs to get out and get some exercise today, it's going to get cold outside soon. Unless she's invited to go hang out in San Diego for a while and go kayaking with Amos?

Has she ever asked to get back in a boat again after that unfortunate incident when the Legion guys sank her and her Boston whaler a couple of years ago? It was inexcusable, to be discharging firearms and ancient artillery in the dark. Just cause MOM had a light over the water to attract fish was not an invitation to those idiots to fire at will at what they thought was a low-flying alien craft.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Nov 08 - 03:35 PM

Glory be! I wonder how I missed that?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Nov 08 - 01:28 PM

Original story can be found here.

Bookmeister needs to hit the books to discover how a chariot differs from a bicycle (or an intergalactic scout survey vessel).


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Nov 08 - 01:00 AM

Or an ox, as in Ox pulls a box. I actually was looking more for the "Thrace" end of things, but nothing. I couldn't tease more for the story out of that link.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Nov 08 - 10:52 PM

SOmetimes they used two of those Thracian bicycles side by side, with a big box balanced on the top in between them, to move goods and heavy objects. They'd tie a donkey to the front and make him pull them. Damn clever, these Thracians.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Nov 08 - 06:04 PM

Well, apparently there was a thing called "Le Grande Prix du Thrace" in which the contestants raced around the countryside on ancient bicyles which had wheels four feet in diameter, beheading peasants who were too slow to get out of the way. The Thracian king (or Queen, as the same person held both offices) eventually had to have the event stopped as the participants were roaring into towns, drinking up the beer harvest, ogling the ladies and/or men, and generally annoying the populace. The photo was from the site of what appears to have been the clubhouse of an ancient Thracian biker gang.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Nov 08 - 03:22 PM

I'm not sure that was Khandu. As I noted earlier, Mom thinks he's gone to the great fretboard in the sky.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Nov 08 - 03:22 PM

Alright, Mr. Library Man--let's have more about the ancient bikes in Thrace. I can't find anything with those keywords.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Nov 08 - 03:15 PM

Do you suppose Khandu will come back to visit in another 20,000 posts?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Nov 08 - 01:37 PM

Who cares how he pronounced it? Point is those were expensive bribes. I see where GM, Ford, and Chrysler are not out there digging for another 25 of those bouillyons. We are being asked to stand up and be bribed or they'll talk about how we tolerated their unconscionable executive salaries for so long, and won;t THAT be an insufferable embarrassment!!!



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Nov 08 - 12:18 PM

No, he said "billy-uns and billy-uns."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Nov 08 - 11:34 AM

MWahaha. Billions and billions, as Carl Sagan once said....



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Nov 08 - 10:09 AM

No, it was in Illinois. Expensive bribes are only expected where bribery is uncommon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Nov 08 - 10:19 PM

I'm surprised you would have gotten enough for it to bribe a judge...but I guess this was an Idaho judge, right?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 08 - 08:56 PM

Ancient bicycles with wheels four feet in diameter have been found in
Thrace!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 08 - 08:45 PM

I had a personal Universe once when I was younger. I sold it so I could afford to bribe a judge. It's a long, sordid, story with which I shan't bore you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Nov 08 - 03:44 PM

That's right. Billions of new Universes will have sprung into being by the time I finish typing this sentence!

The funny thing is, we only get to experience the one where we have decided to focus our attention.

In my dog's Universe, for example, he is the owner and boss of the entire world...except when he finds himself at the Vet's office getting his nails clipped. Then his personal Universe collapses.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 08 - 02:37 PM

Khandu, that's the exact thing Mom said as she sat there in her rocking chair, weeping for her "lost little boy": "Irate wife." I asked her about it and she just pointed to your old closet.

Amos, Chaos Theory has that postulate about the butterfly causing windstorms on the other side of the world. It has long been recognized that a cat can look at a Queen even as she sits in state. And the Multiple Universe theory postulates that each discrete event causes a change which creates a new universe. You're logical enough to see where this is going.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Nov 08 - 02:07 PM

The only form of employment those idiots would ever look for is "temporary".

By the by, I have a photo of Maggie Thatcher here that will cause anyone's wave-form eigenstate bundle to collapse. I guarantee it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Nov 08 - 01:49 PM

LEt's hope the mouse doesn't find it first--if its wave-form eigenstate bundle collapses before Hawk gets there there will be hell to pay, and the Reg brothers are looking for temporary employment, so they might as well get the job to rub out Little Hawk.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Nov 08 - 01:45 PM

Oh, yeah? I'm lookin', man, I'm lookin'.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: catspaw49
Date: 21 Nov 08 - 01:39 PM

Cleigh hails from my dining room china cupboard.

I have issued a challenge to you Hawk......Go find it.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Nov 08 - 01:02 PM

It was Schrodinger's o'possum. He was either hale or he was dead, depending on the mouse who observed him. He hailed from Tennessee.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Nov 08 - 12:27 PM

Did the O'possum originally hale from Ireland?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 21 Nov 08 - 11:54 AM

Or to put another twist on it...

when the subject burgeons, bottle the burgguignon.


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