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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 08 Jul 08 - 10:14 AM

The main character in Farina's "Been Down So Long, It Looks Like Up to Me"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 08 - 09:55 AM

Who he? A gnossostic?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 08 Jul 08 - 09:31 AM

Some one posting to this thread is channeling Gnossos Pappadopoulis.

I'm sure of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 08 - 09:20 AM

And then eat them? I've never had eggplant prepared that way (it's always been cooked) but to each his own.

Or take two slices and spread one with grape jelly and the other with peanut butter and make a sandwich.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jul 08 - 07:11 AM

I've developed a fondness for sandwiches made of fried slices of Aubergine. Dip 'em in egg and bread 'em with a mix of fine cracker crumbs and grated Parmessan.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Jul 08 - 11:49 PM

I have a recipe for a pork, tomato, onion, and eggplant casserole that is heavenly. Plus, it knocks off two or three eggplants in one meal that way. Also, I fry up breaded slices and cover them with tomato sauce and mozarella and freeze them for meals later. Very good when you're hungry and in a hurry.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jul 08 - 11:44 PM

Aubergine underwear, however, can be quite fetching.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 08 - 09:48 PM

The ceiling of the library is painted aubergine or, as we say, dark purple. That's because about 65% of it is unfinished and the paint hides the ducts, pipes, and stuff. It's unfinished because they ran out of money -- something about investing the donated money in dotcom stocks in the '90s....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jul 08 - 07:31 PM

That's the great tragedy of plating them, of course.

Aubergine,
Aubergine,
Purplest fruit
I've ever seen,
God must have been
Feeling mean,
When he made Aubergine

Fries like a pancake
Looks like dough,
Makes me feel like
I ain't hungry no mo'
Which there was someplace
Else to go
Away from Aubergine....



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Jul 08 - 05:38 PM

Hey, MOM! It's eggplant parmesian for dinner tonight! And tomorrow. And the day after. And the day after that. The eggplant are all coming in now, enough to keep us eating eggplant for a month or more if we eat it every day.

The tomatoes are still green.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jul 08 - 09:40 AM

No, no--it was just a little ice cream...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 08 - 09:30 AM

Did I ever mention that I once saw blue whales...never mind. That's just too gross.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jul 08 - 12:27 AM

The grace of wisdom -- such as "This, too, shall pass!" -- extendeth even unto the smallest creature.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Jul 08 - 12:08 AM

Not so big as a horse or as dramatic as a fart, but one of my toads, a smallish one that lives in my veggie garden, left the biggest turd, in proportion to it's body size, that I have ever seen, on my sidewalk this evening. I'm not sure whether to say "that must have hurt" or "that must have felt good!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 08 - 11:32 PM

I saw a horse fart while it was swimming a river once. That's something you don't see every day, and certainly not in the John Wayne movies.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jul 08 - 05:09 PM

Exactly. Start asking for definitions, and the whole magic of the thing just goes pfffft, like a horse to water.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Jul 08 - 04:17 PM

Oh, you mean like "losing freshness"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jul 08 - 03:55 PM

I submit there are some metaphors that should not be examined too closely. They lose their freshness.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 08 - 03:33 PM

Picture an apatosaurus waltzing with an iguanodon. Or a velociraptor frugging with a diplodicus.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Jul 08 - 02:26 PM

The only thing worse than the notion of a vicious spiral is the spiral of a vicious notion.

Okay, it's not the only thing, but it's one of 'em.

And as for the dancing dinosaurs, sorry, but they just won't form themselves into a coherent compelling vision. I've checked in with this thread several times today and each time I've gone "Oh, yeah! I'm supposed to be hounded by the idea of dancing dinosaurs!" and a minute or two later I forget all about them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jul 08 - 12:54 PM

A vicious spiral, Good Rapaire, is a multi-dimensional view of a vicious circle.

In the land of dots, he who can see a pole is King.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jul 08 - 12:03 PM

Ah yes, I was kicking myself for that little omission at the time, which in a kayak is a most strenuous and risky undertaking.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Jul 08 - 11:38 AM

Amos! Compass! No need to say more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 08 - 08:37 AM

So, come to think of it, is the notion of a vicious spiral.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 08 - 12:31 AM

Dancing dinosaurs is a mental image likely to stay with you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jul 08 - 12:09 AM

Either that or you've posted on the west coast long after most of the rest of us are fast asleep in our comfy beds.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jul 08 - 10:49 PM

I am getting used to the idea that the better the post I post, the longer the dead airtime that will follow it. SIgh. It's a vicious spiral.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jul 08 - 06:16 PM

'Tis but a scene, madame, in the endless rich panoply of civilization here in the wild anthill of Southern California.

Like the dinosaurs themselves, we know we are doomed, but we dance all the faster in that knowledge.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Jul 08 - 05:47 PM

Brought the place to a halt with that story. Will you write the screenplay, and get millions selling it to Hollywood? Of course, by the time they finish the film the freeways will be ablaze and there will be ancient dinos in the water, but that's a small price to pay to bring a great story to the screen.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jul 08 - 12:34 PM

I rose before four on the morning of the FOurth, and drove down to the SHores with my kayak. In the darkness before dawn, I rolled out onto the hard-packed sands and unloaded my sea-kayak and set it up, and then found a place to park--not as easy even at five AM as you would think. THen I strolled the beaches until the first light began to make things more visible.

In the dark along the beachfront, there was clump after clump to be found of families who had crept out of bed even earlier than I had, or who had camped on the beach the night before, staking out the space they required for their family day on the sand. They had small fires burning merrily in the firepits, they had stakes, awnings, tents, or just seaweed dragged into rectangles, to mark where their turf on the beach would be when the crowds flooded in and packed the whole place.

When the sky lightened I went back to my kayak and launched on a northwest track, heading out toward the kelp beds. Once you pass the surf-line, a calm overcomes you--the water at this hour is flat and still except for the slow rhythm of the incoming tidal waters, which rise and fall gently until they reach the shallows where they curl and break in small rollers.

Heading further out, you arrive over the deep chasm of the La Jolla Trench, where the bottom at thirty feet changes suddenly from an undulating sandbox floor to a canyon, tumbling down to several hundred feet deep in the space of perhaps a half-mile. There are bouys at the surface that mark the boundaries of an Ecological Preserve, forbidden to spear-guns or lobster traps. I paddled out to the furthest buoy which i perhaps a mile from shore, and bobbed up against it, and watched the sun on the waters. I heard the splashing of the fingerlings breaking the surface, and watched a cormorant decide on breakfast and plummet down from the air into the water to catch it. A splash to my starboard side caught my attention--a whirling spiral in the water about thirty yards off. A moment later, the author--a large harbor seal -- breached right alongside, rose up and examined me with a beady eye, and slipped below the dark water again.

Then the fog moved in. The view of the distant beach, shadowy, punctuated with glimmering campfires, disappeared. The view of the horizon west vanished in a wall of mist. I found in the space of a few minutes that I could not see more than thirty yards in any direction. As I paddled away from the bouy, I realized I had no orientation points--I could not tell if I was leaving that lone spar behind me to the south or the east or the west or the north. Only the mist. I took bearings from the set of the sea, and moved through the fog without seeing. The distant sound of the surf was hard to pinpoint in the fog, the sound diffuse and reflected so its direction was hard to make out.

Paddling through that mist was like an adventure in the Twilight Zone, or some metaphysical adventure through the boundaries of one's own limitations. The bouy vanished, and the sounds were muted, and I paddled--left, right, left right, rest.

It turned out well, of course. The sound of the surf clarified as the fog began to thin somewhat, and then I heard a human shriek from one of the campers, and any uncertainty about where I was lessened. The dark outline of Mount Soledad, haloed by fog with sunlight bouncing around in it, slowly appeared, and as I steered for it, the fog lessened further until I could see the beach again and make my way slowly back toward it.

I came back into the grip of civilization, riding a slow, low breaker into the shallows, and drew my little ayak up the sands, and went and got the car.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jul 08 - 11:54 AM

Happy Fifth everyone. Have a good fifth, won't you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Jul 08 - 11:14 AM

That wasn't a conclusion, that was asking for enlightenment. Leaving a gaping opening for any of you fine fellows to charge into with innuendo at full staff.

So to speak.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 08 - 10:49 AM

The glorious Fourth is over and I still have a hole in my right leg. The two are not related or connected in any way.

We are going down to visit the Curlew National Grasslands today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jul 08 - 01:13 AM

DO not draw conclusions from a single sample, Madam



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Jul 08 - 01:05 AM

So, it's a blue ball. I've heard of those. What color does it change to if I manage to touch it? (I hate to ask. . .)

I gave it a shot. Not much luck. It stayed blue, a different shade, is all I managed so far. That's why I ask. I think blue balls are a myth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 08 - 12:54 AM

Sort of like a traveling Fourth of July fireworks show, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 08 - 12:53 AM

Gluon does neither. His/her epidermal covering is both matter and anti-matter and destroys itself when it touches. Gluon gets a big bang out of shaking her/his self in company.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 08 - 12:18 AM

Which half is the duck part?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Jul 08 - 11:17 PM

The only thing that happens is that the ball changes color if you successfully click on it. Gluon's able to click on the ball every time and still find time to hump Rapire's leg between tosses. He's fast.

Speaking of Gluon, he's half duck and half dog, right? And ducks molt while dogs shed, right? So which one does Gluon do?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 08 - 10:40 PM

I did, several times. Nothing much happened. Sort of like living in Idaho.

Y'all will be pleased to know that the Idaho Legion's First Annual Annual Fireworks Display was canceled. Seems like the pyrotechnics cost somewhat more this year than last and the price was out of the range of the Legion's pocketbook. The Pyrotechnical Committee met and decided to Do It Themselves.

This would have been okay except that they figured that the best way to get the biggest bang for the buck (so to speak) was to use up some of the ammo the various members have squirreled away. 17,500 rounds of tracer ammo for Bodaddy's quad-fifties would have been nice, assuming that the bullets landed in the hills and not in the towns, and surprisingly the cops approved IF the T&E mechanism was locked. The fire department also approved the use of fougasse as long as it wasn't in a dry area. Various aerial bursts and flares were also approved.

But it was not to be. Crazy Parsifal scotched the whole show when he decided that what was needed for a GREAT finale was twin napalm/white phosphorous runs along the crests of the hills bordering the town forming a giant "V" for "Victory Over England." The runs would be made by the four F4Fs Crazy keeps at the aerodrome and would be piloted by him and his semi-sober buddies.

At this point the US Forest Service, the Shoshone-Bannock Tribal Council, the City Councils, the mayors of both towns, the Idaho National Guard, and several types of cops put their collective feet down and the show has been canceled. The BATF is also looking into the homes and outbuildings of several Legionnaires and Legionnettes.

Ah well. Back to the usual fountains and things.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Jul 08 - 09:30 PM

Here, Mom. Enteratin yourself with THIS for a while.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jul 08 - 08:40 PM

Super Librarian


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jul 08 - 08:21 PM

Yeah, One of those ne'er-do-well users. Just the thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 08 - 06:49 PM

Hell, I'd demote that sucker to a user!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jul 08 - 06:26 PM

SHocking dereliction of fundamental literary protocol, isn't it, old fella? I suppose they'll have to demote him to a librarian somewhere...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 08 - 06:06 PM

That Ames Goode-Inbowl fella stole that there pome from that Emerson guy? That's...that's...playjerism. And that ain't right. That there Emerson feller oughta punch the other guy in nose!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jul 08 - 04:25 PM

THere's no "that" there, LH. Put a period after "wonder".



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Jul 08 - 03:38 PM

Ah, yes, the ong view.

You're right. The ong view must be given fair consideration. Ongification, I've heard, can raise consciousness to levels of subtle vibration that can cause all the illusions of the gross material worlds to fall away, like so many layers of skin off an onion, until the final, bare, undeniable truth of existence is seen, at which point one realizes in a stunning moment of complete knowledge and wonder that--


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jul 08 - 03:30 PM

Well, I dunno, LH. You're being kind of heartless. Take the ong view. Where will tomorrow's children be without MOAB? When they are adults, will they be sobersides without grace, deprived of humour? Will they be un-poets only able to parse direct propositions bounded by reality as she is practiced? Come come--MOAB needs progeny for the sake of the future of humanity, Man!!! And as one of the few disseminators not already attached by vows of marital fidelity, it falls, my friend, on you to do something about this!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Jul 08 - 03:25 PM

Just thought I'd create a momentary interruption in your little coffee klatch here. ;-D I do so enjoy doing that now and then. Besides, I worry that without the injection of some non-familial genes from outside the circle now and then this thread could become downright incestuous. If so, it might produce inbred progeny, and we wouldn't want that to happen, would we?


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