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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: mousethief
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 10:16 PM

I'll bet you mean aspersion, which can be cast and means "a false or misleading claim." As near as I can tell, "espersion" means "spurting online." Then again maybe that is what you want to say.

O..O
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 10:45 PM

Yes that one... or I cast a Persian with 60 pound line


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: mousethief
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 10:49 PM

I used to keep a Persian in my Volvo. She was my car pet.

O..O
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 10:57 PM

out punned and out of lmao


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 11:17 PM

You sure that car wasn't a Jaguar?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: mousethief
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 11:24 PM

No one who has ever driven one could possibly mistake a 1976 Volvo for a Jaguar. Nor am I likely to mistake having a cat in my car with being inside a pussy. I mean a Jaguar.

O..O
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 09:12 AM

CBC -- Toronto -- Word was received this morning that Shame McBride of Blind River was arrested for violation of the Official Secrets Act. The arresting officer, J. Dana, refused comment. This is the first arrest under the Acct in many years and violations can still result in the death penalty if treason is proven. A press conference is scheduled for this afternoon; in the meantime McBride is being held at an undisclosed location.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 09:56 AM

That's bizarre. Shane doesn't know any secrets worth invoking the Act over. It must have been some kind of mistake.

On the other hand, maybe it has to do with those alien abduction incidents. Shane's been abducted 2 or 3 times by the same group of aliens for reasons that remain a mystery. Yeah, that's probably it. They figure he knows something crucial about the aliens, and they want to figure it out and make sure it remains classified. They've been covering that stuff up for decades.

Poor Shane! He's terrible at answering official questions and explaining himself. After all, what explanation can there possibly be for someone like Shane?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 10:55 AM

I suspect Officer Dana just used The Act as a screen and excuse for getting Shane into lockup so he would stop leering at her and pestering her for dates she had no intention of making.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 11:03 AM

I saw the Cameron film Avatar last night, wearing funny glasses in the local IMAX theater.

I was absolutely blown away.

I consider it a Must See.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 12:39 PM

Shane's been abducted by aliens? Not possible! Everyone knows aliens conduct their abductions from the parking lots of Krispy Kreme donut shops. Shane's a Cannuck. They don't have Krispy Kremes in Canada. They have Tim Horton's. If Shane was abducted, it would mean the aliens have greatly expanded the scope of their abduction program to include Tim's as well as KK. Maybe that's what Shane's arrest is all about, huh?

Think about it. If the aliens have gotten brave enough to start taking stoned hosers from Tim Horton's parking lot today, they may be taking boozed up ice fishermen from frozen lakes tomorrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: mousethief
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 02:21 PM

Well that's good, isn't it? The cops usually have to wait till the spring thaw to take boozed-up fisherman from the lakes. This could allow them to be identified and buried before the nibbly fish exact their gruesome toll.

O..O
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 04:47 PM

Where ya been, Bee-Dub? Canadians get abducted by aliens just as much as anyone else does. I am sick and tired of you Americans thinking that weird things only happen in the USA! Get over yourselves, I say. You are not the centre of the Universe.

Shane has been abducted at least 3 times now and is on quite good terms with the Greys who have their own mysterious reasons (as yet undisclosed) for wanting to observe him. Officer Dana actually witnessed the most recent abduction and was questioned extensively by military intelligence following the incident. I'm sure that Shane's arrest has something to do with that. He's not smart enough or motivated enough to present any real threat to national security on his own account.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 06:04 PM

I've heard from a colleague in Sudbury that Shame will be turned over to the Massad for questioning. Something about Secret Documents being found in his pants.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 06:11 PM

You mean the Israeli secret service, I presume? God help them if they go so far as to investigate what he has inside his trousers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 06:42 PM

Hey, a good mohel, a couple quick cuts to take a little off the top (not that there is much there anyway)....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 06:43 PM

Maybe it's time for a bris.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 10:49 AM

I'm not paying for it. You'll have to get by on tips.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 12:05 PM

Did someone mention calamari?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 12:22 PM

By the way, Little Hawk, I apologize for saying it was impossible for Shane to be abducted by aliens. I reread the applicable section of The Intergalactic Commerce Commission's regulations and found that abducting Earthlings from Krispy Creme parking lots is only a recommended procedure, not an absolute requirement. It was a simple matter of mistranslating the Antarian in which the regs are written. The Antarian word for "require" is "Ãngknorn" while the word for "recommend" is "Ånkgnorn". It's a subtle difference, and my Antarian translation skills just aren't what they used to be.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 12:29 PM

failing that, I'm sure that illegal USAian-Americans might possibly shanghai Shane from a Tim Horton's - why, I'm not sure; but I *am* sure that Canadians wouldn't put it past people from the US of A.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 12:30 PM

Fair enough, Bee-Dub. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 01:22 PM

BWL reminds me--has anyone else heard the criticisms of Avatar in which they discuss the NaVi as the "aliens?" It has come up several times. NOTE TO REVIEWERS: If inhabitants of a planet (i.e., Pandora) are fighting off invaders (i.e., Earthlings), the native inhabitants of said planet should not be referred to as "aliens." The Earthlings should be the aliens.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 03:32 PM

Very good point, Stilly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 03:33 PM

"All planets are yours except Europa. Attempt no landing there."

Ergo, Pandora IS our planet. Tell them aliens to get off or pay rent.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 05:15 PM

From a Terran's point of view, of course, Pandora is an alien planet and its natives are aliens. No-one should not be allowed into space who cannot outgrow this primitive chauvinism, however. Jingoism has no place in inter-planetary relations. Unobtainium or no unobtainium.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 06:23 PM

How about Unforgettium, Inestimium, and Incomprehensium?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 06:36 PM

Hey Mom! Did I mention that a friend of mine was on "ELLEN" yesterday? And the clip with her in it is on You-tube and the ELLEN site, and I think FaceBook.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 06:38 PM

Then why were we told that all worlds are ours except Europa?? Huh? Explain that if you can!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 07:19 PM

I believe people who are abducted by aliens are, in fact, aliens themselves. They've been dispatched to our planet to serve as recording and monitoring devices. Their periodic "abductions" are for the purpose of taking them back to their mother ships so the data they've absorbed can be downloaded into the ships' computers.

Of course, the "abductees" are totally unaware of their own true identities. Before they were dropped off on Earth, their memories of their alien lives were erased and replaced with suitable sets of human "memories".

When you look at it from that perspective, a lot of stuff about Shane McBride falls right into place, doesn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 08:05 PM

Could also be why he's been targeted by various international spy agencies... I understand that the Massad ties you to a chair, blindfolds you, and plays "Hava Nagila" until you crack.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 09:43 PM

If they want Shane to crack, they would get the best results by playing classical music or polkas.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 09:02 AM

They'll break him. He'll be just like a little baby when they finish with him: crying and soiling his pants and...wait, how could they tell?

Anyway, he'll talk. If the Massad can't do it there are Others who can. Perhaps the T. E. Lawrence treatment...no, he might like that. A shot of scopolamine behind the eyeballs, saturating whatever passes for his frontal lobes; a bath; beer deprivation....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 09:59 AM

If there is in fact such a thing as taking fictional data much too seriously, Rapaire may be its poster child.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 10:16 AM

Hey, MOM, I have to go to the office today. Want to ride along? I'll stop and get you a greasy burger and tater tots at the Sonic Drive-In on the way home.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 11:09 AM

Amos, I know other ways to break someone as well. Wanna hear 'em? They don't leave physical marks, either (those are a special category).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 11:11 AM

Beer deprivation would do it for sure. Only trouble is, Shane knows nothing worth revealing, so making him crack is a futile exercise akin to attempting to extract milk from a male ostrich or progressive social reform legislation from a Republican.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 11:19 AM

...or reality from a figment farm....



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 11:49 AM

♫♫

Oh, I'm goin' down to the figment farm
Where it ain't too cold but it ain't too warm
And them figments fly like bees in a swarm
Down on the figment farm

Oh, the figment farm is a mighty fine place
For a stoner, a drunk or a mental case
Or someone who came from out space
Down on the figment farm

Oh, it's pretty far from the beaten track
It's a right fine place for an acid flashback
I'm goin' there but I'll be back
Down on the figment farm

♫♫


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 11:53 AM

Oh, but it's perfectly allright when you do it, right, Amos? (as in the case of "Chinga"...another figment of someone's imagination)

Why don't you live up to your own rhetoric and stop composing stories about her if you find fictional characters to be such a jejeune and puerile waste of people's time?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 12:28 PM

Hark--a flash of incensed indignation zips across our perfect skies trailing brown smoke and a furrowed brow of divine wrath!!

Oh, ye Little of Hawk, it is your challenge, your karma, and your fate to learn to rise above the petty minded objections of the tediously reality-centered!!

I am but a foil, a reflecrion, a mirror designed to show every blemish in the perfection of your transcendant Creative Identity. When you perfect your ability to confront my snarky critiques without blanching, flinching, or flushing in wrath, then you will be on your way toward Genuine Perfection.

Rearn, glasshoppel, rearn!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 01:45 PM

"The hoser which can be hosed is not the true hoser."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 02:18 PM

Lots More Beer

CHORUS: We shall meet, but we shan't miss him
There will be a lot more beer
We shall bury and forget him
Shame McBride will not be here.

When just a week ago we gathered
Bloodshot were his pale blue eyes
Now forever closed in slumber
And he never more will rise.

CH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 02:38 PM

Po' Shane is daid; Old Shane shur is daid
All gather at the kegger for a round
He didn't bathe for years
so why should we shed tears
why did he take so long to die?

Po Shane is daid, break a bottle on his haid...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 02:48 PM

Shane would be most gratified at your kind attention, gentlemen, were he not otherwise indisposed at the moment.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 03:06 PM

Stand and deliver! 33900!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 03:10 PM

well, it seems someone has filled my delivery system up with water....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 03:28 PM

The skies over San Diego are gradually recovering their classic twinkly blue visage after several days of crude interruptions by what I believe Northerners call "cloud formations". There was some vandal flying around dumping water on the streets and buildings, but we stood firm and in the end all he could do is wash the dust off our sleepy little Navy town. We are once again bathed in themost delicate, docile sunlight.

I am sorry Shane has gone to be with Chongo in the Lost Friends in the Sky dumpster. If he sees my rubber monkey ELijah from 1950, tell him to say hello.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 03:38 PM

That reminds me. Certain sources which I cannot disclose report that a SOG operation rescued a chimp in Afghanistan about a week ago. DNA shows it to be "Chongo Chim" of Chicago, Illinois. The chimp was in fairly good health, except for having his testicles and scrotum shot off by a bullet or piece of shrapnel. He is expected to be returned to hospital in the US within a week or so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 03:44 PM

What the heck. Let's just say they've all died. Members, Guests, fictional characters, everybody that normally comes here. Max, me, Spaw, Amos, Rapaire, Ron Davies, Shane, Chinga, Khandu, Teribus, DougR, CarolC, Penelope Rutledge, the Little Pissant, Big Mick, Obama, Rush Limbaugh, Larry King, Madonna, EVERYBODY. Just issue one general great big obit for everyone here and sign off for good. It'll make a neat ending to the whole thing and we can start something brand new in some other lifetime. Some other planet even.

Nice to have known you. ;-) Good luck in the next one. Bye.


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