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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Acme 18 Apr 07 - 10:17 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Apr 07 - 10:17 AM

All he asked was to add two primes together to get an even sum. Any two primes EXCEPT when using the number 2 are going to come out even.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Apr 07 - 09:40 AM

Sorry. It's budget time in the Rockies.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Apr 07 - 09:34 AM

your alpha-numberics are slipping.

since all the primes are odd except '2' I don't think there are any two primes that will add together to get another prime. There may be combinations of three primes, five, seven, (etc) primes that add to another prime.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Apr 07 - 09:28 AM

No, 2 is even. And 1 isn't on the list, even though it's a prime. If you add 1 to any of the primes (except 2) you get an even number; if you add it to 2 you get an odd number. But you can add other primes together, like 3 + 5, to get an even number. I wonder if there are any pr1m35 u cn add 2g37h3r 2 g37 4n073r pr1m3.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Apr 07 - 11:24 PM

I suspect you will like it. The photography is beautiful, the Viennese reconstruction (think 1880 or so, when the Austrian and Hungarian kingdoms were about to become the Austro-Hungarian Empire) seems authentic, the plot is intricate and the acting excellent.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Apr 07 - 11:02 PM

Why, they're all ODD!!!! (Doh!)

As the freds said when he read the MOAB.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Apr 07 - 11:00 PM

Okay, Amos, I bumped The Illusionist to the top of my NetFlix queue. I hope you're right about it--it's due here tomorrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Apr 07 - 10:45 PM

That's why I've been thinking of things like that lately. I'm going mathematically insane. I'm looking at license plates and translating the numbers into 1337. And it's all the fault of the City of Pocatello making me actually do a budget and work with numbers. Real numbers, like the square root of -1 (which is my budget for the next fiscal year).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Apr 07 - 10:07 PM

Except, of course, 2.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Apr 07 - 10:06 PM

All of them.

See for yourself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Apr 07 - 08:27 PM

What two prime numbers, when added together, produce an even number as a sum? (I've been thinking about things like this lately.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Apr 07 - 08:23 PM

Mom is now 17,130!! Is that cool, or what?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Apr 07 - 08:14 PM

I just sent around an email to all my relatives because it said it was a money angel and would make me rich in 4 days if I sent it to six poeple, and in TWO days if I sent it to 12 poeople. I think that is wnderful, but how does it know? Anyway, I really would like to be rich, so I am forwarding it. I know it might not be true, but then, it MIGHT!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Apr 07 - 05:40 PM

Especially using replacement parts that aren't from the original maker.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Apr 07 - 05:36 PM

I used to have lousy teeth, lousy eyesight, and hurt in every joint and bone. It's lots better now, because it's pure hell growing younger as you age.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Apr 07 - 04:40 PM

The dentist has left my mouth feeling so strange! Right now it is tingling, but when I touch my face, it is only pressure, no other sensation. No wonder he said to keep my food soft today.

Lunch of scrambled eggs, a cup of yogurt, and a bowl of spinach. I guess that will do it. Mac and cheese tonight. Two more dentist appointments to go before I'm all fixed up. . . I used to have perfect teeth, and perfect eyesight. Getting older is the pits.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 17 Apr 07 - 01:37 PM

Sounds like a worthy project - wish I had a couple thou to spare...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Apr 07 - 01:27 PM

Oh well. I guess I'll have to get a grant from the Library Services and Technology Act instead.

(I'm really doing this LPFM thing, by the way.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Apr 07 - 11:27 AM

Rapaire:

If I had any money to send around, I would send it where I would think it would do some good. I am sure you understnad this.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 17 Apr 07 - 11:23 AM

Rap - I could send you $20,000 from my Nigerian Bank account if you would just wire me $10,000 to cover the international bank charges.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Apr 07 - 11:17 AM

Okay, will you send me ten thousand US dollars so that I can start a low-power FM radio station here? We'd be broadcasting to the visually impaired and those who can't get out easily (or anyone else who wants to tune in). The programming would be all talk, all the time -- recorded books, story hours, the obituaries from the local paper, the "what's going on" column from same, TRUE debates about community issues, etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Apr 07 - 10:49 AM

A much nicer story than, in my cynical mood about the world, had ever imagined!

I really appreciate folks who take charge and make something good happen without a lot of bull attached, so to speak. I know that's a heretical thing to say in these hallowed halls, but, well, sometimes even the truth must come out.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Apr 07 - 09:59 AM

The rest of the story. I thought you might enjoy pondering that unusual photo before you knew the whys of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 11:37 PM

For Stilly River's Sage.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 11:22 PM

What story is that picture associated with? -- I can't make out who the politician is.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 10:34 PM

I've turned off the news, and I'll get the paper in the driveway in the morning to see if they've made any sense of this story. At least with the newspaper, I read it once and I'm finished. Turning on the tv means it is in your face, sound bite by sound bite.

And now for something completely different:

Holy Cow!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 10:18 PM

Because I copied the wrong thing, silly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 10:04 PM

Why are you copying Stilly?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 09:53 PM

I must also feel it as a man:        
I cannot but remember such things were,        
That were most precious to me. Did heaven look on,        
And would not take their part?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 08:47 PM

A broken hearted lover, gone mad in the coils
Of rejection's bitter clutch.
Given short respite from his toil,
For having loved too much.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 08:45 PM

Our lack is nothing but our leave; Macbeth
Is ripe for shaking, and the powers above
Put on their instruments. Receive what cheer you may:
The night is long that never finds the day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 05:38 PM

I cannot but remember such things were,
That were most precious to me. Did heaven look on,
And would not take their part?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 05:29 PM

Elementary and high schools have lockdown procedures, so does this place. Someone screwed up at the college level.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 04:17 PM

It is sickening; more than 20 of the brightest and best, just getting clear of their risky teenage years, and bam.

Someone's gonna fry for this. I am sure of that. ALthough one report said the shooter (singular) was among the dead.

No-one has explained the huge gap of inaction between the 7AM shootings and the later ones.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 03:58 PM

Yes, me too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 03:12 PM

I don't feel like BS today. Geez, what a horrible horrible situation in Virginia. It stops me in my tracks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 02:56 PM

I could make all sorts of comment upon the following bit of news, but I shall refrain.

Human bone marrow has been used to create early-stage sperm cells for the first time, a scientific step forward that will help researchers understand more about how sperm cells are created.

The research published today (Friday, April 13 2007), in the academic journal Reproduction: Gamete Biology, was carried out in Germany by a team of scientists led by Professor Karim Nayernia, formerly of the University of Göttingen but now of the North-east England Stem Cell Institute (NESCI), based at the Centre for Life in Newcastle upon Tyne.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 12:48 PM

I know a guy once who got a call from a brother hitting him up to borrow $12,000 so his brother could give the money to his church, and get a brass plaque embedded in a wall with the brother's name on it. The guy, understandably, declined to lend him the dough, figuring if it meant that much to him he'd find his own damn money.

Oddly enough, he never heard from that brother again, and is not too perturbed over it, either.

This came to mind as I read your post regarding your suggestion to BWL. Not sure why.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 12:37 PM

It's all politics, so do like the politicians do. Seize any number you want and if anyone complains just scream and yell and generally act like a three-year-old with tantrum. Eventually they'll agree that it's yours just to shut you up.

Say, do you think I could talk Bee-Dubya into that double rifle deal?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 11:49 AM

Simple, Amos. Do like Natalie Cole, and reauthor a paper, putting yourself into the dialog, as she did when she re-recorded her father's classic songs.

I prefer the Six Degrees of Bacon, myself. A lot more fun.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 11:22 AM

Boldly done, fair damsel. We have breached 17.1K!! One thing about reaching these higher numbers, they have so many syllables it makes the doggerel much harder. I had to resort to the faintly ridiculous "seventeen of K" construction to make some lines scan in the last herculean surge. Maybe I will reserve my poetic efforts for round K numbers only, thus postponing the inevitable.

BTW, does anyone know where I can get a really low Erdős number?. I suppose used ones would do. Say, 2 or 3?   It's like Mister Rapaire's green laser -- it is not that I really need it, but it would be cool to have.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 10:49 AM

Flamenco Ted is busy playing the guitar, so I'll post this one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 10:06 AM

I dunno, Stilly. Consider the source. Can any character created by Little Hawk be said to have impeccable anythings?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 09:51 AM

Have his close personal friend Officer Dana buy it for him. Her credentials are impecable, we can be certain of that. Can't we?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 09:36 AM

Thanks, Rapaire, truly. But I tried to get it for you, and I was told I was was not permitted to buy elephant guns because my background check revealed I hate voiced certain sentiments revealing an anti-Republican mindset. Maybe the guy in Ontario will havebetter luck.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 09:02 AM

I've had that experience -- you walk in after fighting your way there through the weather and the Boss says, "We're closing, 'cause there's a blizzard coming, so go home." Then you start for home and the blizzard hits while you're driving.

Amos, I'll tell you what. You get me that H&H .700 Nitro Express with a couple cases of ammo and I'll sell it and split the take evenly with you (it the take's an odd number, like $0.97, I'll give you the overage)! Now, how's THAT for a deal, huh? You aren't going to get an offer like this every day, so you'd better hurry up and accept it! This offer won't last long, because I've already got a counteroffer from some guy in Blind River, Ontario, but I always offer something like this to Mom's Kids first.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 16 Apr 07 - 08:44 AM

morning mom - they closed work just as I walked in the door (no - not *becuase* I walked in!) so I thought I'd say good morning before I go home.

Bye!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Apr 07 - 11:42 PM

Well, good-oh, then I won't be buying you one. But if you need some of them colored strips of paper, jes' lemme know as I have a bunch from last year's Cinquo de Mayo and expect a new batch in a few weeks.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Apr 07 - 10:18 PM

Oh, hell, Amos. I don't want to shoot the thing! I want to sell it to someone stupi...someone who would appreciate it. As fer shootin' erns, I got all I need. Except maybe for that...never mind. I have all I need. Yup. Don't want no more. Nossir! Don't want no more. Nope.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Apr 07 - 10:07 PM

Good timing, Amos. I spotted a review for that movie and put it in my Netflix queue last week. Should I bump it up to the top?

My back yard is now mowed. Geez, Louise, was that a tough job, took about three hours instead of the usual hour and a half. Tall and juicy, that describes the vegetation back there. Stalled out in the tall grass a couple of times. The front went about as usual, but it had been mowed more recently. As I pushed the mower down to the end of my side yard I could see Mama duck standing on the other side of my next door neighbor's house, watching where I was headed with that mower.

Good, Mama!

I'm heading to drive Moonglow back to school, so Amos and Mike, you keep an eye on Mom now, will you?


.

That means don't let one of those no good so-and-sos poach another big number, ya hear?

.


Thanks.


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