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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 14 Feb 07 - 10:03 PM
Bobert 14 Feb 07 - 09:51 PM
Rapparee 14 Feb 07 - 09:13 PM
Bobert 14 Feb 07 - 07:54 PM
Acme 14 Feb 07 - 07:28 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Feb 07 - 07:20 PM
Rapparee 14 Feb 07 - 07:00 PM
JennyO 14 Feb 07 - 06:55 PM
Amos 14 Feb 07 - 06:43 PM
Rapparee 14 Feb 07 - 06:43 PM
Rapparee 14 Feb 07 - 05:23 PM
GUEST,Stilly River Sage 14 Feb 07 - 04:33 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Feb 07 - 03:22 PM
Amos 14 Feb 07 - 01:47 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Feb 07 - 01:23 PM
Rapparee 14 Feb 07 - 12:42 PM
Acme 14 Feb 07 - 12:38 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Feb 07 - 12:35 PM
JennyO 14 Feb 07 - 10:48 AM
Acme 14 Feb 07 - 10:31 AM
Amos 14 Feb 07 - 10:10 AM
Rapparee 14 Feb 07 - 08:53 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Feb 07 - 08:35 AM
MMario 14 Feb 07 - 07:53 AM
Little Hawk 14 Feb 07 - 01:38 AM
Acme 14 Feb 07 - 12:15 AM
Rapparee 14 Feb 07 - 12:08 AM
Little Hawk 13 Feb 07 - 11:53 PM
Rapparee 13 Feb 07 - 11:41 PM
Amos 13 Feb 07 - 11:39 PM
Rapparee 13 Feb 07 - 11:10 PM
JennyO 13 Feb 07 - 09:04 PM
Rapparee 13 Feb 07 - 07:50 PM
JennyO 13 Feb 07 - 07:36 PM
Little Hawk 13 Feb 07 - 06:35 PM
Rapparee 13 Feb 07 - 06:33 PM
Acme 13 Feb 07 - 06:27 PM
Little Hawk 13 Feb 07 - 06:14 PM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 13 Feb 07 - 05:58 PM
Rapparee 13 Feb 07 - 04:41 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 13 Feb 07 - 03:47 PM
MMario 13 Feb 07 - 01:55 PM
Rapparee 13 Feb 07 - 01:53 PM
Amos 13 Feb 07 - 01:51 PM
Little Hawk 13 Feb 07 - 12:40 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 10:03 PM

Okay, okay. No paint.

Maybe a nice enamel though...or varnish. How's about some varnish? The real, old-fashioned stuff.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 09:51 PM

Okay, Rap, now ya heared it on two 'er 3 threads: NO PAINT!!! Brandin' irons??? Okay, let's talk, but NO PAINT!!! Then you have to scrape it down every 5 years and repaint... NO PAINT!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 09:13 PM

Well, Bobert, it's like this....

This here is MOAB. Sometimes a duck-dog, Gluon, drops in -- he's a cross between a mallard duck and a dog and he lives...well, it's hard to explain where he lives. Sometimes a fred drops by; they're from some other galaxy or something and seem to have suffered a revolution lately since they now apparently want to eat us.

Then there's Amos. He's a bit odd, but then so is everyone else here. Ya gotta realize that this is The Mother of all BS threads, started by

Khandu

who rarely visits anymore -- he's either in jail or still drunk, one or the other, unless it's something else.

Basically, it's just, well, just stick around and poke yer two cents worth in when ya wanna.

When you gonna paint that new gittar? Yellow might be a good color, too. Or maybe a chocolate brown.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 07:54 PM

Hi, ya all...

Ahhhh, SRS said this was okay an' free of dumbass Bushites??? That true??? Yeah, I've been stayin' out of the Catbox 'cause I was jus' gettin' a little worn out by them folks an' their ability to hyjack threads but this one seems to be goin' okay...

(Over 16M posts, Bobert??? That not only beats out McDonalds but goes well beyond "goin' okay" status...)

So, pardon me, but I have to admit that I ain't read 16 friggin million posts so please noone quizz me on nuthin' but what are the current topics of disussion???

Oh, there are none??? Hmmmmmm??? Jus' like the other threads here in Mudville... Awwww, jus' funnin... Shoot, with GWB havin' scrwed up the planet and the future of mankind we need some places that he can't screw up and you can bet that he ain't 'bout to come in here 'cause that might involve him havin' to take remedial readin' '
n spellin' an that would be more trouble than jus' havin' him a good ol' fashion ***pretzel-in***... You all know 'bout them things, don't ya??? Ahhh, that's where you invite all yer drenkin' buds over and drenk until you fall into furniture... Hey, don't knock it if you ain't tried it...

But nevermind GWB fir a minutes, 'er decade, whichever comes first, an' just let yer mind go (I have experience in thie field...) and tell me why MO** is the bees knees, you know, the hypist of ther hyp, the greenist of the green and the ballsiest of the balls...

Ummmm, BTW, a 3/4 ton Chevy truck filled with dough is 'nuff dough to make a lot of bread an'...

...you can't outrun a mad bee with yer John Deer...

Peace

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 07:28 PM

Well, shoot. My last post didn't get there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 07:20 PM

Yes, Rapaire's catch, "16161" is both palindromic and flippable, but when flipped it becomes "19191" so it's not a pinwheel. Jenny's right, "16191" is the next pinwheel. And the next pinwheel after that, by my admittedly inexpert calculations, is "16891".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 07:00 PM

Yes, that's true. Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll will do that to you. All I remember is that your house was covered with chickenwire and you cooked a seagull for dinner. Very shortly after that I found myself on the deck of a tramp steamer and you were arguing with the Captain over "the price."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 06:55 PM

Congratulations on your palindromic number, Rapaire. However it is not a pinwheel. The next pinwheel is 16191, and I have dibbs on that.

Jenny - pinwheel expert.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 06:43 PM

You may recall. sir, how dark it was and how disoriented you were as we escaped from that blue-collar dive of a motel and made our way north on I-5 to civilization -- or you would otherwise have noticed the sturdy hills and the clever change in elevation between my humble and cozy abode and the nearby coast. As I see it, global warming is going to give me a lovely piece of beachfront property, with the ocean just close enough to run down and bathe in in the tropical dawns ahead.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 06:43 PM

Palindrome, and, I think, pinwheel! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 05:23 PM

'Sokay, Stilly. I been to Amos's place and global warming is gonna make the ocean rise high enough to flood it. Not a lot, just enough so that he'll be sloppin' around in water up to his ankles all the time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Stilly River Sage
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 04:33 PM

Now if she'll kindly supply a slick spot so on Amos' next trip out he slips and splits his shorts as he hits the deck. Just for being so smug.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 03:22 PM

Looks like Mom did as I asked and talked with Mother Nature. The clouds have cleared and the temperature is up to almost 50º. Thanks, Mom!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 01:47 PM

Gee. We're in the low 70's with cerulean skies dotted with occasional sheep-like clouds of pure white. A gentle breeze is making the daisies nod. I am working on a test platform in back of our building, something like a deck extended out over the nearby canyon, and am going to and fron in shirtsleeves and sandals, quite comfortably. I am also whistling.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 01:23 PM

Current conditions here: 37º F and falling, overcast and dreary. But the wind's easing up so the wind-chill factor is actually going up as the temperature drops. It's up to 29º.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 12:42 PM

The ZIP Code here is 83204. Use it to check out the weather.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 12:38 PM

BWL, I was hoping you had the warm weather and clear water and beaches to offer. Not so? Florida = warm, no?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 12:35 PM

Dear Mom,

Please have a talk with your cousin, Mother Nature, about this cold weather.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 10:48 AM

Thank you Rapaire. It's a pleasure to be here!

And Happy Valentine's Day, Mom!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 10:31 AM

What? From changing the channel?

I think I want to watch a channel with warm beaches and clear blue water and a beach towel and a swim suit are enough for a comfortable nap in a hammock slung between a couple of palm trees. . . I'm tired of all of Little Hawk's cold weather dragging around down here! Brrrr!

Thanks for the valentine's greeting! More to the point than the short "Happy VD!" in an email that a friend sent this morning. No, I don't think so. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 10:10 AM

Stilly, wait!!!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 08:53 AM

AND to all the other lovely ladies here. Mom's the mostest, but you guys are almost there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 08:35 AM

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Happy Valentine's Day, Mom

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 07:53 AM

SNOW DAY!

It's a SNOW day!

it's a snow DAY!

We got snow!

no w*rk!

SNOW DAY!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 01:38 AM

Yea, verily, and forsooth, for I have heard the Word of the Lord this day! He hath bequeathed unto us free choice. Let us all rejoice in His name! Hosanna in the highest!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 12:15 AM

Ewwww

Let's see what's on another channel. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 12:08 AM

I'm not so unsure of myself that I demand worship and sacrifice. Geez, what kinda Creator do think I am? No, all worship and sacrifice is totally voluntary. If you wanna, fine and if you don't, that's okay too, as long as you like spending eternity standing on your tippy-toes up to your nose in boiling...human excrement. See? Free will and free choices, that's me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 11:53 PM

I've been wondering how we should all worship you, O Great One? What do you require of us? Are there any heathen we can smite on your behalf? Will it be necessary to sacrifice virgins? If so, Blind River, Ontario is in deep trouble...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 11:41 PM

Amos, I will let you spell it any way you want, for you are my beloved son in whom I am well pleased.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 11:39 PM

Do you spell "jerk" with a "zhd" or with a "g", Mister Creator?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 11:10 PM

Yes, I wanted it that way.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 09:04 PM

Oh - well that's all right then. I feel better now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 07:50 PM

Mah goodness, Miz Scarlet, ah feel plumb faint!

I AM the Creator. I am the First and the Last, the Creator and the Created. I created Myself out of the Nothingness and Chaos I had created and all of you are My creations. Do not try to comprehend this, but simply accept it, for your minds are too puny to grasp it and besides, it's a lot of work and your mind could easily go "pfft!".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 07:36 PM

Rapaire, I thought YOU were the creator, and WE were all projections - figments of your fertile imagination. If you are a projection too, where does that leave us?

Oh dear! I'm confused. I think I need to lie down...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 06:35 PM

Yes, well, Shane is supposed to be obnoxious after all. It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it, right?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 06:33 PM

Well, even though we knew that Mom had arrived, to have "Shane" himself post here demonstrates that Mom has been accepted by both ends of Society.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 06:27 PM

You sure were obnoxious until I figured out that it was you. Then I could just sit back and laugh.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 06:14 PM

One of my deepest regrets is that Mr Fielding isn't around here for me to amuse any longer. He was the first person who twigged to the fact that I was writing the BDiBR stuff. He recognized that it was basically a "Doug and Bob McKenzie" kind of thing...typical Canadian "hoser" material...and then he worked out that I was the one doing it. It wasn't easy to fool Rick for very long.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 05:58 PM

No, you WILL be the flippin' projectyle, man! After I get aholt of you, eh?

I been considerin' yer apolagy. I might let ya off the hook this time. Maybe.

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 04:41 PM

I'm the projectile.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 03:47 PM

So Spaw and Little Hawk are both projections! Mmario's the projector!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 01:55 PM

No - LH and 'Spaw are seperate entities. I have been in the presence of both. Granted, not at the same time, but I don't think either could morph into the other even if a consumate master of disguise.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 01:53 PM

I, on the other hand, am a projection.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 01:51 PM

So, the truth comes out... a truth which in hindsight should have been obvious. Little Hawk is a projection of Spaw, another broke-dick mammalucca effort to keep Big Mick and Rick Fielding and BSeed and Swanno laughing a lot.

Well, it certainly has been a rip-roaring success --- well, a rip-roaring something. The sweet smell of success and the tear-inspiring fumes of the Spaw-Hawk Axis of Methane would never be confused with each other.

I suspect Shambles will have something to say about all this. I am not sure what, but that has never been an impediment before.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 12:40 PM

You could maybe provide a link to that thread?

Actually, Amos, I remember how it all got started (my projections on Mudcat). I got the idea from Spaw. He was doing all this weird shit back when I first came here with Paw and Cletus and the Reg Boys, the NYCFTTS, the Little Pissant, and Cleigh O'Possum....all fictional characters or setups of one kind or another.

I thought it looked like a lot of fun, so I figured I'd try it myself with some original characters of my own. In the case of Shatner, I was making use of a character that already existed in real life and had a rich background with humorous possibilities, which made my job easier. Besides, Shatner and the whole Star Trek thing was just irresistible. That's the God's truth of it, I swear.

So it's all Spaw's fault. All of it. Without him it would not have happened. I am an innocent man. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 12:33 PM

What??? Are you serious? (about Martin) Or is that just an analogy of some sort?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 12:22 PM

Well, the real Martin Gibson died an unfortunate death which was documented in the Mudcat Carnivale fiction thread. The death was the only factual thing about it.

Thank you for not splitting your attention into even more projections. I am sure it is for the good that you do not spread your mental margarine too thin.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 12:10 PM

LOL! What a super lot of possible reasons for my plight, Amos. The one about the pets was inspired. You know, I have had to resist the severe temptation to be several other projections as well.

Just think of the possibilities...

It has its risks. Bobert went through a phase where he thought that I was Martin Gibson! That was pretty surreal. It was then that I realized the drawbacks to living a fantasy existence on an internet forum. I did post back then the odd time as "Kent Ovation" and "Taylor Takemine/Takamine", just to piss off Martin....whoever he really was (and that remains a mystery).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 11:47 AM

I think I have a use for Shane. It'll use all his best qualities, and get him a medal, worldwide thanks, and a case of whatever he wants to drink....


We set him on the wonderful people who write viruses etc, he'll be far more of a deterrent than the legal system. Because it's my idea, he starts on the pains in the arse who got to me a few days ago!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 10:20 AM

a solution to the incurable influence of a domineering mother

You may be on to something here, Amos!


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