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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

gnu 05 Jan 12 - 02:13 PM
Little Hawk 05 Jan 12 - 02:25 PM
Rapparee 05 Jan 12 - 03:22 PM
Little Hawk 05 Jan 12 - 03:29 PM
Amos 05 Jan 12 - 03:52 PM
gnu 05 Jan 12 - 04:10 PM
Little Hawk 05 Jan 12 - 04:23 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 05 Jan 12 - 10:25 PM
Amos 05 Jan 12 - 11:14 PM
Little Hawk 05 Jan 12 - 11:59 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 06 Jan 12 - 01:03 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 06 Jan 12 - 01:07 AM
Little Hawk 06 Jan 12 - 01:12 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 06 Jan 12 - 01:25 AM
Rapparee 06 Jan 12 - 10:35 AM
Acme 06 Jan 12 - 11:46 AM
Amos 06 Jan 12 - 12:07 PM
Little Hawk 06 Jan 12 - 12:21 PM
Rapparee 06 Jan 12 - 12:40 PM
Little Hawk 06 Jan 12 - 12:55 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 06 Jan 12 - 01:18 PM
Amos 06 Jan 12 - 01:58 PM
Donuel 06 Jan 12 - 02:23 PM
GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge 06 Jan 12 - 06:37 PM
Acme 06 Jan 12 - 07:53 PM
Rapparee 06 Jan 12 - 08:48 PM
Rapparee 06 Jan 12 - 08:51 PM
Donuel 06 Jan 12 - 09:00 PM
GUEST,Gluon 06 Jan 12 - 09:21 PM
Rapparee 06 Jan 12 - 10:04 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 06 Jan 12 - 10:34 PM
Rapparee 06 Jan 12 - 10:49 PM
Acme 07 Jan 12 - 12:21 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 07 Jan 12 - 10:48 AM
Rapparee 07 Jan 12 - 12:31 PM
gnu 07 Jan 12 - 01:13 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 07 Jan 12 - 01:14 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 07 Jan 12 - 01:26 PM
Rapparee 07 Jan 12 - 03:03 PM
Amos 07 Jan 12 - 03:23 PM
Rapparee 07 Jan 12 - 05:14 PM
gnu 07 Jan 12 - 07:20 PM
Amos 07 Jan 12 - 08:00 PM
gnu 07 Jan 12 - 08:18 PM
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GUEST,Guest from Sanity 07 Jan 12 - 10:33 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 02:13 PM

Carol Burnett... sexy! Smart, funny, talented and... and...

As for the cat litter, ya can say it outperorms other major brands but can't name any. Salesman's puffing is legal but shitting on the competition is not unless ya can prove it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 02:25 PM

OH, Amos! I just get thrills and chills up and down my spine when you point out to me the error of my ways, rather like a kindly father figure advising a callow adolescent who has strayed from the path of virtue. ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 03:22 PM

Amos will be happy to teach you about birching, LH. He's from SoCal and they're all really into stuff like that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 03:29 PM

Oh? I thought they were into latte'...and gay marriage.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 03:52 PM

Hey, man, I just calls it like I sees it. If the Foo shits, wear it!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 04:10 PM

Minds me of the moose shit jewelry that somebody was selling here years ago. Sprayed with a laqcuer, of course. Saw it in the newspaper... nowhere else.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 04:23 PM

The Foo is such a pretty bird
He only sings in June
He lives on bread and sealing wax
And hovers neath the Moon

On sultry nights when all is still
One hears the whispering wings
Of flocks of Foos which overhead
Bear tidings of the Spring

They tarry not, but homeward beat
To nests tucked in the wold
Whose sides are crafted cleverly
In threads of purest gold

No dullard is the Foo! He lives
For art and art alone
He seeks the greater mysteries
Of Heav'ns vaulted throne

He travels fast upon the wind
And when October comes
He gathers with his fellow Foos
In swarms that block the sun

Then southward turns the Foo at last
Another summer gone!
And leaves us here to wonder when
He may return anon


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 10:25 PM

Hey folks...and folkies...here's another one......older....

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 11:14 PM

Oh, beautifully penned, good Hawk, I commend you on your sense of scansion and wry rhymeing. Did you write it?

You ought to add a verse about the dangerous consequences of trying to wash off Foo shit. It is non-toxic until you try to remove it, at which point, it becomes lethal. Hence the old saying.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 11:59 PM

For some reason I was in the mood for composing this afternoon, Amos, and I came up with those rhymes about the Foo in a couple of minutes. That's how I always right songs too. I just feel "in the mood" to do so, I start writing, and it unfolds quite quickly.

Take a look at GfS' recent links to his music. It's on Youtube. If you look the first of the two links up, you will at last find out what GfS really looks like! (pretty much like you'd expect a Mudcatter to look...) and the music is good too. It's a very harmonious kind of orchestral music...would make good meditation and contemplation music to take a person inside themselves.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 01:03 AM

Here's yet another!........This is the THIRD on this thread


Shit!..Now you can HEAR what I've been talking about, in regards to focusing on music, instead of 'politics'!!

Little Hawk, You want to work lyrics up??...I'll be more than privileged to help you!....maybe Amos, too....but I'll have to think about that!...wink!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 01:07 AM

Little Hawk: "....couple of minutes. That's how I always right songs too. I just feel "in the mood" to do so, ..and it unfolds quite quickly."

You mean 'Write'????????

Well, I offered!

GfS

P.S. Offer stands!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 01:12 AM

Yeah, I meant "write". I'm not used to co-writing with people at long distance, though. That would be a whole new thing. What I like to do is sit down in the same room, get the instruments out, and see what happens.

I think Amos is a fine lyricist. He could probably work well with anyone he chose to work with.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 01:25 AM

Anyway you'd like...
If you heard 'My Lady" you can see why I dug your voice, and I still have some you could sing. i used to sing...but.......

Oh, and thank you for the kind words!.....
..I'm not used to them on here!...(wink)!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 10:35 AM

You haven't been called a Republican, a plagiarist, a scalawag, a word thief, and other, even worse, things yet.

But I have, and yet I created Everything. Sometimes my creatures are bad and naughty, but I keep them in my thoughts because I am All-Merciful and can forgive them their trespasses.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 11:46 AM

I still think GfS is hiding his light under a bushel basket by burying his matters of substance over here in our massive BS thread. If someone starts a thread for your stuff, will you post it over there so other people can see it? We don't need just everyone wandering in here looking for stuff like MUSIC, after all . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 12:07 PM

BitterSuite:Joy is a lovely polyphonic piece, Michael. I can see how it would be a crowd-pleaser.

It's more comfortable as background music, for me, than something full of hard turns and figured passages. Very nice work.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 12:21 PM

I think he's here because he likes the company, Stilly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 12:40 PM

Deep down inside, all of my creations like each other.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 12:55 PM

As well they should.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 01:18 PM

Thank You Amos. If you read the comments, below the video, I credited both you and Little Hawk for kickin' me in the ass to finally post it!..So thank you twice!...both of you!

How did you like "My Lady"..or at least the guitar work? I used an electric while the other Michael used an acoustic. The electric is a custom-built for me at the factory, Strat, left hand, but strung right. In other words, you could play it, but the body is left handed. I play upside-down and backwards..well, at least on that guitar. My 335 is strung the opposite, so it would be upside down to you...but it is a regular right hand guitar. The Strat is made of solid Brazilian Rosewood, when it was legal to import(I've had that ax for over 30 years), so the sustain was absolutely crisp and very 'bell-tone' like.

Hey, thanks for listening..and thanks to Little Hawk for giving you the 'heads up'!

Stilly, relax..I already posted it above the 'line' last night...and Little Hawk is correct, I DO like the company here!!
Next thing I might even do, is post it amidst a stupid political argument/rant!..(wink)

GfS

P.S. What a great idea!!...All men are created equal....and those who doubt themselves, get into politics!


GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 01:58 PM

GfS, welcome to MOAB; be warned that there is an air of insufferable solepcism that creeps into the vents of Mom's place like a wicked night vapor, and when it gets bad it leaves us wheezing for several hours of a morning. Most days, though, it is suppressed. We haven't figured out what the key is that brings it out of the woodwork. Maybe the wind shifts or something, and something died under the north end of the house. I dunno. That's where Rapparree's room is, though, so go figure.

LH, and GfS, I understand that instantaneous moment of whole-cloth creation, like a full-armed goddess popping out of her father's forehead ready for battle. It only happens when the normal universe can be tricked into shutting up for a few moments.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 02:23 PM

Little Hawk.

Perhaps collaboration
is the exception and not the norm which is fine.
New musical forms would be nice to hear.
Just like a single A is nice
but when joined by C and E, divine.

Over the years I've asked many times.
I even offered to pay.
One can do so much.
but together
its a brand new day.






Gfs TOttally tubular man, the picture turned into a watercolor


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 06:37 PM

It is really quite enjoyable and uplifting music. Better than I would have expected. I don't think Winston would like it, but that's hardly of consequence, is it? He has dreadful taste in most matters of art and culture. If it were not for his money and his ruthless disregard for other's opinions, he'd have almost no redeeming features whatsover.

* PR


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 07:53 PM

I enjoyed it also, but as Amos suggested, I let it play in the background. As long as you're clear what this thread is for - put on the silly hat, get out the sparklers, a good dictionary, and have at it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 08:48 PM

Ja. Het zou eveneens meertalig helpen te zijn. And irresponsibly literate, conversant in esoteric matters such as ontology, epistomology, comparative Apache folklore, n-dimensional topology, abnormal psychology, geography, odd corners of chemistry and physics, and overall polite and civil to others with whom you might disagree. In brief, don't be like that thick-handed, oafish, boorish, off-key San Diegan whose buzz the witty and fair annoys yet wit ne'er tastes and beauty ne'er enjoys.

I can say that because I'm Mom's favorite.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 08:51 PM

By the way, GfS -- Eiseley is the only person ever to read this thread in its entirety and still remain at large. True, she sometimes howls at the Moon but that's because she was bitten by a werewolf when she was young.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 09:00 PM

copy that.

code rapare 234
engage plan R of the attack wing with a langorous heart.
POE OPE OPBF


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Gluon
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 09:21 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 10:04 PM

Goddam duckdog...doesn't fetch, piddles on hadrons, and humps my leg. Gluon! Go see Amos! Go see Amos!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 10:34 PM

Silly Stilly: "...As long as you're clear what this thread is for - put on the silly hat, get out the sparklers, a good dictionary, and have at it."


Let's see....ummm...."MOTHER of all THREADS"...hmm....I got it, its a patchwork quilt thread for sewing mommies???

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 10:49 PM

Ah, you might want to watch it with the quilts...my wife is a quilter, a mathematician, a librarian, and a lawyer. She can also out-shoot me with a Colt's revolver (she has her own).

No, she doesn't post here, but you're liable ta git the Idaho Legion mad at ya and ya wouldn't like that. Them folks uphold quiltin' and all sorts of traditions, like...like...drinking and...ah...drinking...and lying. Nope, you wanna stay on the good side of them or they'll come to your house and drink all your booze.

Oh, yeah -- Mom's name is "The Mother of all BS threads." We like to think of her as "MOAB" (note the bolding) -- pronounced like the town in Eastern Utah where yuppies ride odd sorts of bicycles and jog among cliffs, rocks, and deserts.

I'm her favorite.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 12:21 AM

It's sometimes easier if we let him think that. Humor him. He'll head down to the Legion Hovel pretty soon and do something that attracts the freds and then all hell will break loose. You should hear what MOM has to say about him then.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 10:48 AM

Rapparree: "No, she doesn't post here, but you're liable ta git the Idaho Legion mad at ya and ya wouldn't like that. Them folks uphold quiltin' and all sorts of traditions, like...like..."

Hey, are you in Idaho?? My cousin was the Idaho State Champion banjo player for a few years.

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 12:31 PM

Yes, I am. Way out in Ye Olde Weste, where men are men most of the time except when they decide not to be or something and women run things anyway.

So your cousin was Banjo Laureate?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 01:13 PM

We got about an inch of that powdery white stuff last night. By this time last year we were arse deep in it. By March Mum couldn't see out the front window... well, she could, but all she could see was sky and her maple tree. Of course, there's still lots of time for... oh-oh... maybe I shouldn't have even thought that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 01:14 PM

Mark Thomas

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 01:26 PM

.....and my older brother is in the 'Rock and roll Hall of Fame'....and I'm on Mudcat..whoop-ti-doo!...and YouTube...and certain people's shit-list!!..(wink)

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 03:03 PM

My brother's in the FBI's hall. For something he did. We don't talk about him much if at all. Poor brother Herman, still locked up after all these years.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 03:23 PM

And I, Mom's First Vowel, am in the far regions where harsh reality gives way to golden Truth, and silver Imagination, beyond the call of all mortal strife, except when I am not.

Fundamentals for the new arrival: Rapparee is not Mom's favorite, despite his assertions, but he is Mom's loudest, which is as close as anyone is going to get. Second, Rapparee is not the Ultimate Source of All Things, although he is the ultimate source of many repugnant practices. Viva la Difference!!

Third, there is a cast of thousands surrounding Little Hawk's fevered brow, any one of which may pipe up and say anything at any time. Do not be dismayed by this; simply and always consider the source.

Blessings on yuour future BS and all of our many endeavours.

A, First Vowel


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 05:14 PM

That is correct: Amos is Mom's first bowel. And he moves!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 07:20 PM

Yer shittin me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 08:00 PM

Rapparre's misunderstanding can be traced to an early-childhood problem with fundamental literacy, which he has struggled with all his many subsequent years. It took him years to straighten out the impression that the vowel was "Poopoo".

Such deep personal problems are often typical of those who were raised as Consonants. For reasons not yet known to science, alphabetical and numerical first assumptions come hard to them. In any case, caveat lector.


A

First Vowel


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 08:18 PM

I am not familiar with the Consonants. Being raised Cat'lic, I had little to do with most other religions. Are they from Constantinople?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 10:06 PM

I guess so, gnu. I was baptized, eddicated, and raised up as a Papist from kindygarden through my baccalaureate degree. Got me minors in both Theology and Philosophy, and I studied them as well. I am equipped to discuss the ins and outs of the views of Augustine of Hippo on sex, I have actually read things like the Summa Theologica and the Summa Contra Gentiles, and I can knock you out with quotes from everyone from Aristotle to Zarathustra. I've lived within literal blocks of the University of Notre Dame du Lac and I've been to Catholic U. I've been to National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception, the Basilica of the Sacred Heart, Knock, the Shrine of St. Anne de Beaupre, and I've even been near Lourdes. I kin out-kneel, out-pray, and quote more Papal Bull than anyone between here and Salt Lake City! I was born on Holy Water Creek, where people git holier the further upstream you go, and I live at the headwaters! I still keep the Black Fast for Lent and I have several disciplines in my closet ready for use. There's only bin one person better'n me, and they crucified him! YEE-HAA! I'm a Terrible Trappist and tonight's my night to HOWL!! Stand back, children, or you'll have the good plumb scared into ya!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 10:33 PM

$3400..Whippee!

Me


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 10:37 PM

Amos: "And I, Mom's First Vowel, am in the far regions where harsh reality gives way to golden Truth, and silver Imagination, beyond the call of all mortal strife, except when I am not."

She had 26 kids?????????.....any punctuation marks or numbers, too?

gnu: "Yer shittin me!"

Wait...I'll look..............................................................................................................................................................................nope!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 11:01 PM

KREE-GAH!!! This place is fulla crazy human bozos who are livin' proof that evolution ain't what it's cracked up to be. You can tell that by the company, uh? Even when I drink heavily I am still more lucid than some of the people here. Specially Rap. The man is beyond help. If it wasn't fer his fine understandin' of firearms and mayhem, the man would be a write-off. My buddy Clint (Eastwood) told me he met Rap one time in Reno, Nevada, and they yakked all night about sidearms and pump shotguns and stuff. Too bad I wasn't there. I'd have enjoyed that.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 11:18 PM

But says Arthur, I'd not be so proud of those vows,
For you've only ther lend of them, as I suppose;
And ye dare not to change them, one night, for you know
If you do you'll be flogged in the morning....


Good Rapparee,

Bragging about your Papist larning is like bragging about learning morals from your mother the regimental whore, old sod. She had something for everyone, and nothing of value for anyone.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 11:36 PM

Did I say anything took root, Amos?

There's quite a difference between passing courses and believing what you've been taught. For example, one of my old profs still believes that Walter Whitman, Jr. is the greatest writer America ever produced. The most sensible one once said, "If I monitor a class you're teaching ten years from now and you're feeding them the same stuff I've fed you, I'll go back and change your grade to an F."


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