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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,MMario 06 Jun 05 - 08:39 AM
Acme 05 Jun 05 - 10:59 PM
Rapparee 05 Jun 05 - 09:33 PM
GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell 05 Jun 05 - 08:43 PM
Rapparee 05 Jun 05 - 05:13 PM
GUEST,Mork From Ork 05 Jun 05 - 03:42 PM
Amos 05 Jun 05 - 02:48 PM
rumanci 05 Jun 05 - 01:26 PM
Acme 05 Jun 05 - 01:17 PM
GUEST,Amos 04 Jun 05 - 08:04 PM
Acme 04 Jun 05 - 07:04 PM
Acme 04 Jun 05 - 06:13 PM
Acme 04 Jun 05 - 03:48 PM
Amos 04 Jun 05 - 10:31 AM
Bunnahabhain 04 Jun 05 - 04:23 AM
Rapparee 03 Jun 05 - 09:55 PM
Acme 03 Jun 05 - 07:10 PM
Amos 03 Jun 05 - 07:08 PM
Acme 03 Jun 05 - 06:24 PM
Amos 03 Jun 05 - 01:46 PM
Rapparee 03 Jun 05 - 12:15 PM
GUEST,MMario 03 Jun 05 - 09:38 AM
GUEST,YODA 03 Jun 05 - 09:37 AM
Acme 03 Jun 05 - 09:37 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 03 Jun 05 - 09:35 AM
GUEST 03 Jun 05 - 09:32 AM
rumanci 03 Jun 05 - 09:28 AM
Rapparee 03 Jun 05 - 09:24 AM
GUEST,Gluon 03 Jun 05 - 09:21 AM
rumanci 03 Jun 05 - 09:15 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 03 Jun 05 - 09:12 AM
GUEST,MMario 03 Jun 05 - 09:11 AM
rumanci 03 Jun 05 - 08:58 AM
Rapparee 03 Jun 05 - 08:54 AM
rumanci 03 Jun 05 - 08:41 AM
GUEST,MMario 03 Jun 05 - 08:37 AM
Rapparee 02 Jun 05 - 10:19 PM
Bunnahabhain 02 Jun 05 - 08:06 PM
Bunnahabhain 02 Jun 05 - 03:24 PM
Acme 02 Jun 05 - 12:59 PM
GUEST,MMario 02 Jun 05 - 11:30 AM
GUEST,Stilly River Sage 02 Jun 05 - 11:17 AM
Acme 02 Jun 05 - 11:00 AM
Rapparee 02 Jun 05 - 09:13 AM
GUEST,MMario 02 Jun 05 - 09:07 AM
Rapparee 02 Jun 05 - 09:03 AM
Acme 02 Jun 05 - 12:10 AM
GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell 01 Jun 05 - 10:46 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 06 Jun 05 - 08:39 AM

Rapaire - somehow the picture of you your neice posted matches my mental image of Idaho librarians.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Jun 05 - 10:59 PM

Well, this mama's will be once she gets out of the shower in a few minutes. . .

:-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jun 05 - 09:33 PM

Okay, BWL...you're bragging, right?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Jun 05 - 08:43 PM

Go to Google's translation utility, http://translate.google.com/translate_t.

Translate "my mom is nice and cool" from English to Spanish. Then copy what you get and translate it back to English.

It only works with Google, not Babelfish.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jun 05 - 05:13 PM

Mater, je me retournee.

Yes, I have returned from Salt Lake City, where my wife and I wandered yesterday. She picked up her new used Pfaff 7550, and this ack emma flew off to a seminar in Lincoln. From thence she and her friend Mary will wend their way to Columbus, Ohio and the annual NQA Quilt Show. (Not all fun, though; she will also be taking a couple days of Continuing Legal Education stuff while there.)

And I...I will be laboring in the vineyard, hewing wood and drawing water, keeping the home fires burning, my nose to the grindstone, my eyes on the road, my hands to myself, my nose clean, my thoughts pure, my pants on, and my shoulder to the wheel.

And Mom? Here's a web site that my niece (the art major) created about our family reunion. She the same one who's carving my rifle stock, Mom. Unfortunately, she didn't have many accurate pictures of her family.

Anyway, Mom, I'm back from my brief sojourn to God's Country.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Mork From Ork
Date: 05 Jun 05 - 03:42 PM

NANO, NANO!

By the way, has anyone seen what you people would regard as a small animal that resembles a cross between a duck and a dog? If you do, tell it that the rebel forces have been defeated and that it's safe for him to return to Sector Seven and claim the Imperial Throne.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jun 05 - 02:48 PM

Don't worry, Rum -- a foot's as good as a smile, and the right Miss is even better!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 05 Jun 05 - 01:26 PM

They're playing in the yard ?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!

they'll measure up to each other and never play by the rules

*says she inching away a bit rapid having put her foot firmly in her mouth again*


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Jun 05 - 01:17 PM

Mom, you're looking a little down this morning!

Don't worry about all of that Nanoland stuff if you don't want to do it. It's hot out. Want a nice glass of ice tea? You can sit here on the porch swing (Whoops! Duck when Gluon races past!) and watch Amos and Rapaire play in the yard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 04 Jun 05 - 08:04 PM

If Duckboy makes it through Nanoland, Gluon will have an old-time family get-together. Quark, quark, quark!!

What fun it'll be!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jun 05 - 07:04 PM

. . .still here, talking to myself. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jun 05 - 06:13 PM

You don't need to figure that hard! Where is everyone, anyway? Just because it's a nice weekend day. . . oh, wait. . . I was gonna go outside for a while. . . back later. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jun 05 - 03:48 PM

My kids are into Ragnarok. Norwegian downfall of the gods named game that comes out of Korea. Go figure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jun 05 - 10:31 AM

Duckboy in Nanoland, a video game at the Science Museum in London with an online counterpart at www.sciencemuseum.org.uk, has made a splash among physicists and philistines alike. The online game recorded 1,500 players within its first three weeks, and the video game in the museum's gallery chalked up even more, according to Natasha Waterson, a content developer at the museum.

"How different the world feels, looks and behaves at the nanoscale is a difficult concept that we thought would be best conveyed in an interactive," Waterson explained in an e-mail message. "Of course, Duckboy in Nanoland is essentially a story about how quantum and classical physics affect the nanoscale world. But to say that could put people off instantly!"


``````From "Small Times" magazine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 04 Jun 05 - 04:23 AM

Calumnies are best answered with silence.

Johnson


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 09:55 PM

Awed? Odd.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 07:10 PM

So that's the "odd silence" we've detected? ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 07:08 PM

I am NOT ignoring you, Mag; I check this thread every day. I am just awed into silence, is all. But I am not being mean.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 06:24 PM

I had the Yoda thought also, but since I haven't seen the movie and have only heard reviewers talk about his unique positioning of words, I let the remark slide. Watching someone I'm glad!

Amos, how can you complain about Rapaire when I think you've been ignoring all of us? I felt sure, after my good google pic sleuthing, that you might remark, or even better, offer a blue clam adjunct membership to the Golden Globes joint you promote so consistently. But no, not a peep!

MMario, I spelled it wrong. A-KON. http://www.a-kon.com/.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 01:46 PM

Mom:

I am not being mean. I haven't written here since the 1st, and then it was an innocuous remark about chile recipes. So ... well, I'm sorry, but someone has to say this...my brother Rapaire is ... ya know ... kinda like ... slipping, if you see what I mean. I think there is a call for help in that last post. Moojuice? No, I mean some other kind of help. Do you still have that Austrian phone number for Liebenscheiss? He's the only one I know who can help someone in this sort of difficulty. He's really good, and highly respected -- he even helped Little Hawk, and yopu know what kind of mess he was in... I know it's hard, Mom, but we have to face up to the facts. Don't forget he has guns.

Can you talk to him? He'd listen if it came from you, I think. We can hyope.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 12:15 PM

Slgr fer gaur me ggju,
   ginn er hr komi inni,
   meir hefir skjaldar ska
   skrpalt, og ppu.
   Rekkr ltr raua bikkju
   reki skvaldr, fyrir aldir,
   skulut hla v jir,
   a er skaup, yfir staf hlaupa.


Mom said to tell you that! So there!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 09:38 AM

ACON?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,YODA
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 09:37 AM

qouted were they.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 09:37 AM

MOM, I wish you'd drive back and forth to Dallas six times in the next three days. It makes me tired just thinking about it.

This morning--take five teens to the ACON convention
This evening--pick up youngest of teens to spend night at home (rest stay at hotel)
Tomorrow morning--take youngest teen back to ACON
Tomorrow night--pick up youngest teen (time negotiable--either Fri or Sat can be a late night, i.e., 11 or so)
Sunday moring--take youngest teen back to ACON
Sunday at 6pm--pick up five teens and bring back to Fort Worth

I'll try to get in here and give mom a boost when possible. But mostly I'll be filling up or driving mom's taxi.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 09:35 AM

The previous verses by Yoda composed they were?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 09:32 AM

Far famed and known by thy name
Sometime, who knows if not?
Hunted without honor be;
In hole now hide thee.
'Neath Linden-foe targes
fell franklins below
Bleeding were wounds,
shattered were shields,
where had I to share?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 09:28 AM

"who knows if not, sometime, my
name be known and famed far? "

Rest assured - it must have worked.
Mom always did warn me about playing with you
*bg*


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 09:24 AM

sigh...

Share I had where shields were
shattered, wounds were bleeding,
franklins fell 'neath blows of
foes-of-linden-targes.
In holes I hide me now, am
hunted, without honor:
who knows if not, sometime, my
name be known and famed far?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Gluon
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 09:21 AM

QUARK!!! QUARK!!!


(Translation: Getting your head slammed in a book is nothing! You should try having your hadron slammed in a book. Really makes a meson the pages.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 09:15 AM

Now there speaks volumes of experience


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 09:12 AM

Putting one's head in a book can lead to having a very flat head if someone else shuts the book...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 09:11 AM

who know - maybe he could become a cowboy astonaut when he grows up! But probably he'll be a librarian.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 08:58 AM

Oh stop your whinging our kid. Go and put your head in a book young Rap - you never know where it might lead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 08:54 AM

Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Can I have a candy and MMario's being a bully and Stilly won't let me have any moojuice and she spilled it and Amos is being mean! Make 'em stop and be nice, huh, Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 08:41 AM

even MOMs have to sleep sometimes MMario
How else can they keep the eyes in their back of their heads refreshed?
;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 08:37 AM

heck! Mom was not even five hours down when you posted! and she is almost TEN hours down the list now!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 10:19 PM

I try to watch her, God knows I try, but Mom will just wander off! One of these days she's going to...to...end up in the Wrong Part Of Town.







Just like her kids....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 08:06 PM

Do you know where I found MOM? It can't take all of you to take Gluon for a walk, or even for a swim as well! Well, what have you got to say for yourselves?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 03:24 PM

They are rather pretty.
Proper clam chowder!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 12:59 PM

Funny, but the real clam photos were more interesting that the array of junk that came up in a google image search on "bearded clam." It doesn't take long for the people-waving-their-genitals-around-in-public novelty to wear off.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 11:30 AM

WOW!

talk about "blue pictures"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 11:17 AM

And with this exhibit I rest my case.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 11:00 AM

Sinuous clam


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 09:13 AM

True transexuals!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 09:07 AM

of course clams can be downright licentious! Why - they change sex!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 09:03 AM

I swear, I'm gonna start a thread called either "Bawdy (non-bawdy)" or "Non-bawdy (bawdy)."

Oh, oh, I know!

Gluon! Here boy/girl! We're gonna start us a thread! Come on, you silly dog! Git over here!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 12:10 AM

BWL--I think it has been proven that clams can be downright bawdy, given the proper presentation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 10:46 PM

Just don't add any tacos or clams unless you're prepared to append a "non-bawdy" disclaimer to your post.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 10:35 PM

The bull.
I heard the bull yell.
I heard the bull yell very loud.
I heard the bull yell very loud when the farmer tried to cut off his balls.

The bull was yelling so loud that the farmer almost went deaf.
That didn't stop the farmer from going for the pearls. It only made him deaf.

I heard the bull yell.
The bull.


Hi all! Facinating bullshit going on around here. You all starting a bullshit cookbook?

Take one pound of your favorite bull part, add an ounce of tufted mice, sprinkle with powdered trout and add a can of pork and beans.
Eat when hungry.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 10:26 PM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! Makes me wanna puke just reading this stuff!


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