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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Sep 14 - 08:36 AM

She's on a "regular" diet, which includes a pretty darn good beef stew, sirloin steak, bacon, turkey breast, meatloaf, mashed potatoes, ice cream, dinner rolls, butter, sourdough bread, and similar stuff. There's even a menu!

Problem is, with little exercise there's little need for intake. The best SWAGs are that the headache pain is causing the BP to go up, which causes more headache, etc.

Prayer ain't the basic problem: she's on LDS, Catholic, Baptist, Unitarian, Lutheran, Muslim, and Wiccan 'Prayer Lists' and of course the 'Cat. And those are the ones I know about.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Sep 14 - 04:20 PM

MOM, it looks like Rap is keeping all of the cold air up in Idaho, and Montana is hogging some of it. None of it got here last night and the weatherman promised!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Sep 14 - 11:26 PM

We have a freeze warning tonight.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Sep 14 - 04:58 AM

I think the boss hog is Alberta. 8" of **** in the south. Could be rough getting the grains in. AB and SK produce a heckova lotta grains.

I hope today is a good day for Pat and you, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Sep 14 - 05:05 AM

DOH! Forgot about the birthday boy. Happies atchya A! I shall sing and swallow a few in your honour, A.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Sep 14 - 10:39 AM

Oh, him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 14 - 01:19 PM

Oui, oui, c'est moi!
Lui qui vive hors de la loi!
Qui me connait ne m'aime pas
Parce que toujours, c'est moi, c'est moi!

Dedicated to Rapparee, my favorite solipsist of them all!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 14 - 01:24 PM

Three score and nine years ago our mother brought forth upon the city of New York
A New Entity, dedicated to the proposition that this one man, at least, would be created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil celebration rejoicing that man, or any man so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure.

Here's to the music that binds our weary souls together with the souls of the truly great: Sisyphus and Prometheus.

And here's to the illusions and delusions that keep us going as the weary sphere of Gaia rolls on toward her ultimate destiny.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Sep 14 - 02:09 PM

If yer gonna talk like that, bonne fête mon amis.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Sep 14 - 10:56 AM

This here's a translation fer them that don't know no Francase (that there's French fer French):

Oui, oui, c'est moi!
Yes, yes, it's [all about] me!
Lui qui vive hors de la loi!
Him who lives with wounds from the law*!
Qui me connait ne m'aime pas
Who knows me don't like (love) me much
Parce que toujours, c'est moi, c'est moi!
Because always, it's [all about] me, it's [all about] me!

*"wounds of the law": multiple felony convictions.

Yup, Amos, that's one of them there "accurate self assessments".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Sep 14 - 12:08 PM

Hey, Rap, over in the surgery thread you said you helped Pat take her shower at the rehab place when they didn't help her. I hope you managed to embarrass the staff there - did you both climb in the shower together to do the soap (but keep the bandage dry) bit? :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Sep 14 - 01:43 PM

There goes the PG rating.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Sep 14 - 12:42 PM

Mom! Stop hanging at the bottom listening for a volcano to erupt! That's just gas in Amos' tummy!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Sep 14 - 06:39 PM

I found it! I musta knocked it outta the frame of my Fitover Sunglasses when I was loading pruned apple tree braches into my utility trailer. I looked for it for over an hour in total to no avail. As I was loading branches into my truck just now, lo and behold, there was the right lens of my sunglasses. Saved me $85!

Now, if I could just find me specs, I could get the lens back in my sunglasses. You seen my specs?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Sep 14 - 01:42 PM

I can tell you that you'll find them in the last place you look. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 14 - 02:55 PM

They'll turn up on one of the limbs you pruned, just as you dump the load over a cliff.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 Sep 14 - 05:59 PM

Found em. Fixed my old sunglasses. Life has returned to snafu but it's familiar.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 14 - 10:02 PM

Life is FUBAR.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Sep 14 - 09:28 AM

I've got a knife based on the USMC knife of WW2. I think it's called a FUBAR.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 16 Sep 14 - 03:46 PM

Less than 1/2 of the jus from yesterday's blade roast just went into a soup. Gosh it's good soup.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Sep 14 - 04:57 PM

Good soup? Yah want good soup? Try this rich 'n' tasty favorite.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Sep 14 - 06:29 PM

Played hooky today, aka sick leave. Went to 2 dentists to learn that while they can see a tender spot on my gum, it isn't much to worry about. Go in for a deep cleaning in a couple of months if it persists. I'm just glad it doesn't seem to be anything like a popcorn kernel skin jammed in so hard it has to be removed surgically. Yuck.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 16 Sep 14 - 07:02 PM

Yeah... they don't taste good after being stuck for a few days and starting to rot in yer mouth from bacterial attack. Kinda makes ya wanna spit em out.

Two sleeps hence, early morn is to be at 0C. That'll put the frost to the bulls' balls. Such has been discussed in a FB group I found. 8652 memnbers. Buncha good ol boys and gals what likes ta hunt n fish in these here parts. But, I shake my head... not a lot a real advisin and teachin and lyin and such. Mostly down and dirty "modern" huntin tactics like trailcams, licks, "treats", scents... fuck! If they could buy drones to drop ADMs, they'd do it. Not like it was when the old folk taught me. Not like it was...

I remember the old folk
All now dead and gone
And likewise my two brothers
Young Dennis and John
How we ran o'er the heather
The wild hare to pursue
And the proud deer we hunted

In the Maaaaa-yyyyyy Morninnnnng-ahhhh Dewwwww.

Damn I am in fine voice tonight! Such a rare occasion these past ten years. Musta been the jus. >;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Sep 14 - 05:16 AM

Me troat be taught and scratchy on the day an I only sung a half dozen songs. Well, stumbled through them. Had to look up the lyrics for two of em.

I have a box of 2X4 joist hangers, 3 dozen or so, if anybody wants to build something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Sep 14 - 08:44 AM

Where's A? Too much party on his Bday?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Sep 14 - 09:43 AM

Brother Amos has, I understand, gone on a Retreat And Spiritual Renewal thingie. He is somewhere in the Superstition Mountains contemplating his toes (he doesn't have a navel because his mother rejected him at birth) and thinking Deep Thoughts. Of course, he might also be in jail.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Sep 14 - 06:25 PM

MOM sez she would vote YES tomorrow if she was in Scotland. Just so they know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Sep 14 - 09:53 PM

Mom told me she'd vote 'Not Proven.'


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Sep 14 - 05:15 AM

Cold air along with a ridge of high pressure will move over the Maritimes on Friday. Temperatures are expected to drop to near zero degrees Celcius for Southern New Brunswick and possibly below the freezing point for Northern areas.

Gaol eh? Can't retreat much more than that. Lots of time to read and contemplate the Meaning of Liff.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Sep 14 - 07:26 AM

Seven to ten years for breathing the exhaust fumes of a bakery. Them Californicater laws about drugs are tough!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Sep 14 - 08:43 AM

Musta broke out ta post on FB... an addiction unto itself or a medium for such.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Sep 14 - 10:02 PM

Well, if you take his Internet connections away Amos starts with the shakes, then seizures, vomiting, chills, sweats, more vomiting, diarrhea, urinary incontinence, personality disorders, homicidal mania, depression, buboes, chancres, pimples, whole-body rashes, edema, and eventually death. In the last case he can be restored by placing a working, connected iPhone 6 or whatever the current model is in his cold dead hands.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Sep 14 - 07:36 AM

Sunny 1°C Feels like -3 Wind NW 15 km/h Humidity 78%

First frost!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Sep 14 - 09:26 AM

Wimp. Ours came three weeks ago. There's even been snow up in them thar hills.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Sep 14 - 03:34 PM

It was a gentle warm drizzle this morning here in North Texas.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Sep 14 - 06:56 PM

Well, you must be a wimp too. Every time I post the weather for here in my neck, I get called a wimp whether I like the weather or not. I am beginning to think it's about something else than weather. Normal people talk about the weather. Others slag you for for for... why do I get slagged for weather reports?

Frost again tonight.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Sep 14 - 09:29 PM

27 cm. of snow with winds at 52 kph. tonight, tomorrow will be sunny and 21.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Sep 14 - 05:23 AM

Where?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 20 Sep 14 - 10:00 AM

Good morning, friends and neighbors. It is a lovely, balmy morning in the heart of the Southland, the banks of the beautiful Eno River in the great state of Nawth Carolina. I am visiting with the charming and gracious Dani, and in a few days we will be blessed with the Arrival of Immanence Incarnate in the person of Brother Joe Offer, at which point we will trundle up to DC and visit the Library of Congress with the refulgent spirit of All Things Bawdy, the unforgettable Abby Sales. There is no telling what sort of trouble we will get into, and I trust Mistr R will keep the Legionnaires on ready alert to launch a rescue operation in the eventualityu that the nation's capitol requires rescuing on short notice.

I remain, your devoted sibling,

Brother A.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Sep 14 - 10:40 AM

Glad to hear you are out of gaol, A.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Sep 14 - 01:55 PM

We got him bailed out, but he left Californicate and he wasn't supposed to so he's in deep trouble because Chonga/o is bounty hunting him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Sep 14 - 04:45 PM

That ape/s is long gone. Off on Facebook and Dog knows where. No worries.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Sep 14 - 08:29 AM

3.5 year old frozen cheddar is still good. Though, I did have the mac and cheese in a 400F oven for 20 minutes longer than usual for good measure. Even had some for brekky. Ah, the bachelor life for me.

From frost to 14C. Up to 24C today. I'd do some yard work, painting and such but it's Sunday. Me and my saviour, Bud, got some football ta watch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Sep 14 - 09:49 PM

And now to bed. Pat has been a busy body today and so have I. It's too bad about Amos; I hope he enjoys being in the witness protection program.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Sep 14 - 09:41 AM

Mom! For shame! Hanging out near the bottom with those Roosevelts! And you a life member of the Birch John Society! Hanging out with such liberal commie pinko progressive anarchists who would steal our sacred, god-given, American way! Oh, the shame of it! I may swoon!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Sep 14 - 11:14 AM

I fell into a swoon once so I avoid them with grave caution now. I eats me spinach, I does.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Sep 14 - 01:53 PM

Me sainted Paw allus tole me, whatever else, keep yore sainted witness pertected, son. So I have allus operated a reg'lar witness protection program ever since I was a boy old enough to know my left witness from my right.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Sep 14 - 09:18 PM

Amos is actually in the Witless Protection Program.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 23 Sep 14 - 02:19 PM

The following is a whine. Useless drivel which nobody should waste their time reading. It is copied herein from another communication only for filler because my life is so boring, mundane, rutful (yeah, that's mine), and devoid of meaning or accomplishment. I would advise that you do not waste your time reading it.

I have a newspaper delivery subscription. I have an e-edition for the same paper which I can access via internUt. When the hardcopy delivery is delayed (a common occurrence), I telephone the company and ask when my newspaper will be delivered. They give me the same song and dance every time and then they ask me if I have access to the e-edition. They know I have access. It's on their screen when they pull up my account. And it begins. It does not matter but they seem to think that it does. They become condescending in tone. Today, I simply said that I find it demeaning that they would imply that I pay for a service but do not, firstly, know that I have subscribed to the service and, secondly, know what the service is and, thirdly, know how to use the service. I have devised a new strategy to preclude the useless interaction and I shall report on it's effectiveness the next time the newspaper delivery is late... probably tomorrow morning.

Why did you read it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Sep 14 - 02:34 PM

gnu, have you ever been to the Getaway?


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