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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST 02 Jul 04 - 01:47 PM
Amos 02 Jul 04 - 01:42 PM
Rapparee 02 Jul 04 - 01:37 PM
Amos 02 Jul 04 - 01:27 PM
Rapparee 02 Jul 04 - 12:04 PM
beardedbruce 02 Jul 04 - 10:23 AM
freda underhill 02 Jul 04 - 10:22 AM
GUEST,MMario 02 Jul 04 - 10:17 AM
Amos 02 Jul 04 - 10:12 AM
GUEST,Rapaire 02 Jul 04 - 09:49 AM
GUEST,MMario 02 Jul 04 - 09:36 AM
GUEST,Rapaire 02 Jul 04 - 09:22 AM
42 01 Jul 04 - 11:49 PM
khandu 01 Jul 04 - 10:22 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 01 Jul 04 - 09:46 PM
Amos 01 Jul 04 - 09:43 PM
khandu 01 Jul 04 - 09:20 PM
Amos 01 Jul 04 - 08:24 PM
Rapparee 01 Jul 04 - 07:11 PM
Amos 01 Jul 04 - 06:48 PM
Rapparee 01 Jul 04 - 03:34 PM
Little Hawk 01 Jul 04 - 01:34 PM
Amos 01 Jul 04 - 01:18 PM
GUEST,MMario 01 Jul 04 - 09:55 AM
GUEST,Rapaire 01 Jul 04 - 09:44 AM
Amos 30 Jun 04 - 11:16 PM
khandu 30 Jun 04 - 10:26 PM
Amos 30 Jun 04 - 08:34 PM
Rapparee 30 Jun 04 - 12:15 PM
freda underhill 30 Jun 04 - 10:44 AM
42 30 Jun 04 - 10:41 AM
Amos 30 Jun 04 - 10:40 AM
Little Hawk 30 Jun 04 - 10:33 AM
Rapparee 30 Jun 04 - 09:25 AM
Amos 30 Jun 04 - 09:13 AM
freda underhill 30 Jun 04 - 09:06 AM
42 30 Jun 04 - 07:45 AM
GUEST,freda 30 Jun 04 - 12:20 AM
Rustic Rebel 30 Jun 04 - 12:05 AM
Rapparee 29 Jun 04 - 10:34 PM
khandu 29 Jun 04 - 09:50 PM
Amos 29 Jun 04 - 09:50 PM
freda underhill 29 Jun 04 - 09:40 PM
Amos 29 Jun 04 - 09:28 PM
khandu 29 Jun 04 - 08:42 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 01:47 PM

IN

the beginning there was MOAB; and all was chaos - and the spirit that was MOAB moved over the waters and the spirit was MOAB and MOAB was the spirit.

And MOAB said "Let there be music" and there was music mixed with the chaos amidst the waters and MOAB thought - "This could be better."

And MOAB said "let the waters of chaos be seperated from the waters of music - and let the waters of music float above the line and the waters of Chaos float below the line - and make it so.

and it was made so and MOAB said - I bet this could be even better.

And MOAB declaimed 'Let the waters of music and the waters of choas be visible only for a span of two score and four hours if not renewed"

and LO! the water of music and the waters of choas were visible only for a span of two score and four hours if not renewed - and MOAB said - "heck - I bet this could be better yet!"

And MOAB said - let there be filters by which one can seperate the chaos and the music by interest and content and let the filters be such that they can seperate the chaos and the music for a day or to the beginning of time; or any span thereof between; and let there be search functions which will search the text of the waters and the text of the choas and respond thereto.

And it was so and MOAB said "DAMN! I'm good! - but this could be better even so!"

And MOAB said 'Let there be discussion of all manners and sorts amongst the waters - even discussion of music and choas each to it's own kind" and it was so.

And MOAB said 'Let there be comment and rebuttal of all manner of things, music or choas again after each to it's own kind.

And it was so.

And MOAB said; 'Let there be those who divert the waters - so that choas which be mixed with the waters of music or music which shall be mixed with the waters of choas be divided - that the line shall be the divisor thereof and the choas below shall not mix with the music above - save if in the opinon of those who divert the waters the diversion be not necessary for the line.

And it was so.

And MOAB said 'the the voice of Shatner speak upon the waters'

and it was so - and MOAB cried.

DAMN! I blew it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 01:42 PM

You, sir, are a jackanapes, and a will o' the wisp, that will forever lead the trusting and the innocent into swamps and quicksands beyond all comprehension. Never mind what I said about Peace...for you, the Bog that Passeth All Understanding!

A.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 01:37 PM

Amos, I can only refer you to no less an authority than Michigan State University.

I'm quite disappointed in you. This information has been available to the scientific community for some time, and is obviously the reason MOABites are often known as "those suckers."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 01:27 PM

I feel sorry for both of you. Bruce, you do fine up to the place marked (a) where you decide there is no difference between -1 and +1.

Rapaire, having found the light, now also find the dark, and hence the Peace that Surpasseth All Understanding!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 12:04 PM

That's what I said, but derived the conclusion differently.

We and all of ours are nothing, floating aimlessly in a void, nothing inside us, nothing around us, nothing behind us, nothing before us, nothing above us, nothing below us. Our existence is nothing, and our nonexistence is nothing.

Time is nothing, and our duration stretches before us into nothingness.

And then,

LO!

MOAB was, and is, and shall be, and there, like the primal scream of the first Big Bang, was and is and shall be, Light!

Actinic, glaring, Light, bathing all in the glory of BS, restoring to harmony with the Universal All everything everywhere, and Meaning again has meaning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: beardedbruce
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 10:23 AM

the square root of -1 is i, or i*1. therefore, i squared is -1.

(-1) squared [ or (i squared * 1) squared]equals -1 * -1 equals 1

(1) squared equals 1 * 1 equals 1

therefore (-1) squared [or (i squared * 1) squared] equals (1) squared

take the square root of both sides,

a) -1 equals 1

but -1 + 1 equals 0, and 1 + 1 equals 2, so

b) 0 equals 2

similarly, 0 equals -2


The end conclusion is that all numbers are equal to 0


Sorry, Amos

8-{E


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 10:22 AM

mathematics is to MOAB
like a fish is to a ..
oh, never mind.

The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, "Go forth and multiply."

A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing. Everywhere he looks he finds baby animals. Everyone is doing fine except for one pair of little snakes. "What's the problem?" says Noah.
"Cut down some trees and let us live there", say the snakes.

Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass. Noah checks on the snakes again. Lots of little snakes, everybody is happy. Noah asks, "Want to tell me how the trees helped?"

"Certainly", say the snakes. "We're adders, so we need logs to multiply."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 10:17 AM

but One is the loneliest number that you'll ever see!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 10:12 AM

You extend the notion from squares to one equaling zero, but your work there is flawed. One does not equal zero. I am sorry. It just doesn't, ok!!!?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 09:49 AM

Yes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 09:36 AM

The wonder of mathematics!
The square root of the number 1 (I'm using decimal here) is 1, and the square of 1 is 1

Do you realize this statement is also true in binary, base3, base4, base5, hexadecimal, etc, etc?

fascinating!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 09:22 AM

The square root of the number 1 (I'm using decimal here) is 1, and the square of 1 is 1. So is zero. Therefore, 0 = 1 = infinity.

And since ALL numbers are multiples of 0 or 1, they are multiples of infinity as well.

Well, you can only imagine what this realization has meant to mathematicians around the world! Why, Sir Harry Seavers OBE, QC, L of H, C de G, PhD (Oxon), PhD (Cam), etc. shot himself over his frustration in trying to determine the true nature of the square root of -1! Brenda McNulty (PhD, PhD, PhD, DD, ScD) was led off by keepers from the Smiley Home while she babbled about logarithms. Stock brokers all over the world have been leaping out of windows (first floor, sprained ankles are rampant) because stocks have become invaluable and worthless at the same time. Accountants are trying to change jobs in droves, those whose heads haven't yet exploded. The world's monetary system is screwed, since asking for a withdrawal of zero is also asking for a withdrawal of all the money. The Dewey Decimal System seems to be the only thing still rational, as librarians have long recognized that numbers are only symbols, after all.

The effect on binary is awful, and as a result computers are exploding or shutting down in frustration when trying to operate in a two-valued system based on three values that are all the same thing. Hexadecimal notation has lost half of its characters.

All Is Chaos (except for the Dewey Decimal System)! Repent now, for the end is either at hand or it isn't!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: 42
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 11:49 PM

It's all about I.
j


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 10:22 PM

100% pure undefiled BS!
(Who made you a "Sir"?)

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 09:46 PM

heloo, waht all this is about?
[i just readee all this thread, but i still dont know wath is about.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 09:43 PM

The more I think about it the more amazing it is. That "I" should be the square root of infinity AND infinity be the square root of "I" would seem to be totally impossible at first blush. But both statements are actually true, the reason being that the normal measures of space and time do not obtain in the same way when you start with "I" and infinity. There is a point, of course, where infinity and "I" are the same, which what makes this possible. A whole series of them, actually....

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 09:20 PM

Any one for (Jay,not George!) Bush's Baked Beans??
Well, come on over!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 08:24 PM

Tell him not to bother, man. I have thought about it some more and they're BOTH right!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 07:11 PM

No wonder it didn't work! I trusted Amos's mathematics! My lawyer will contact you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 06:48 PM

I do apologize, Rapaire et alia; I miswrote. That should have read SQRT(infinity)=[I].

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 03:34 PM

The Squirt equation? Sea squirt? c SQRT?

You're just jealous 'cause you can't draw nekkid humins in asskey.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 01:34 PM

R = AB/12(to the infinite power)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 01:18 PM

Rapaire's usually profound comprehension has been outstripped, MM, and he has been shaken and reduced to drawing dirty little ASCII cartoons of male and female images. Sigh. Lo, how the mighty have fallen. The Cosmic Equation [SQRT (I)=infinity] is still perfectly sound.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 09:55 AM

huh?

I can usually follow the conversations around here - but I am lost,lost,lost.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 09:44 AM

Amos, do you mean the classic equation?

(.) (.)

   .

   v


or

. .


.

?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 04 - 11:16 PM

Thanks Yer Majeste-Lese.

I want to point out in case it was missed that there is one death-defying, Cosmic Bank-Breaker proposition amongst ALL the BS on this thread, one that is right up there with e=mc^2 as a Classic Bee-Essical Proposition. It is the nature of the square root of infinity, revealed just a few posts earlier. It is easy to understand when you pause to reflect on the process of reaching a square from a square root:

(I)*(I)= Oo (Infinity)


But it only works when you clear away the parentheses.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 30 Jun 04 - 10:26 PM

"Ergo, if then everyone here is "insane", "insanity" is "sanity" and khandu is "insane.""
Rapaire hit the head on the nail!!!
Exactly what I meant regarding "normal" & "dizzy"!!

Methinks, Sir Rapaire, that you understand the "2+2=5" concept! I am certain Little Hawk does, as he was an early disciple of Harry Lee Wigley!

42, I am pleased that you were affirmed & consoled! That is what I am here for!


Amos, I secretly admire & respect you! I will bet you ocassionally enjoy a good slice of cheese!

Freda, you show an unkhanny grasp of the reality of BS of which this is the MOTHER! I am bewildered as to your origins!

Now, I must say "ta-ta" for some time as my ASCID is beginning its induction; Meanwhile...carry on...

TA-ta!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 04 - 08:34 PM

The square root of infinity is I. It is a strange coincidence that the symbol i was adapted to represent imaginary numbers and the square root of -1.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 04 - 12:15 PM

Every number is significant. Like every human being it should be enfolded in warmth and love, embraced for itself alone, its self-esteem reinforced and strengthened at every possible opportunity. Otherwise, it will run rampant and end up like the square root of negative 1, or e, or (shudder!) infinity.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 30 Jun 04 - 10:44 AM

it certainly is!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: 42
Date: 30 Jun 04 - 10:41 AM

is this a significant number?
j


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 04 - 10:40 AM

Yeah -- it could have been derailed by the merest glimmer of talent, but he avoided that catastrophe most deftly.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jun 04 - 10:33 AM

Not so! William Shatner is relatively sane. His success in a cleverly conceived career, despite the obvious disadvantages that could have derailed it, is proof of that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 04 - 09:25 AM

khandu - you are the only sane one here.

As the sole "sane one", there is no standard against which to judge. Therefore, how do we know?

Apart from the difficulty of defining "sanity" and "insanity", poets (such as Dickinson) and natural philosophers (such as Paul Dirac) have noted that one defines the other by comparison. Ergo, if then everyone here is "insane", "insanity" is "sanity" and khandu is "insane."

As we used to say in the Forum, "Res ipsa loquitur, dudes and dudettes."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 04 - 09:13 AM

Well, I am woebegone to see that Freda has expressed such admiration for our once and future King who is so corrupt in his duties and so elliptical in his technologies.

I want equal compliments for all.

I will go on strike.

:>)


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 30 Jun 04 - 09:06 AM

khandu - you are the only sane one here.

x freda


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: 42
Date: 30 Jun 04 - 07:45 AM

khandu...you are a madman.

ahhhh that feels better...affirmed and consoled

j


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freda
Date: 30 Jun 04 - 12:20 AM

you're right, RR. I never did like beetroot sandwiches, anyway!

freda


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 30 Jun 04 - 12:05 AM

Freda, I
love you, but fuck the disease. With that said...

Salvatingly yores,
Tweed
Oh yes.
I am always nekkid when I sit in the light of the computer. I am the salvating woman. But I have to know Tweed.
Did you feel the gem?
Are you the gem?
If not, will you eventually be the gem?
Friends, brothers and sisters, I want you all to know I am not bullshitting here when I practice the art of getting to know your body in a different perspective.
This is real shit.
This is not anything you can throw a back-slide piece of turd at.
I am Real, and I am Naked.
ps I believe in you all. you can glisten.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 04 - 10:34 PM

Well, I'll be danged. I thunk that Tinnitus was the Roman Empire ancestor of Tin-Tin or maybe Rin-Tin-Tin.

So, one day I went out and drunk about seventy-leven whiskeys, and a whole buncha beers. Everthing was goin' round and round, and finally I started goin' round and round too, faster and faster, and afore I knew it I'd drilled myself inta a hole in the ground! I was worried 'bout gettin' out, but long about three hunerd feet down I struck a pretty decent flow of water, which washed me plumb outa the hole. Tossed me up into the air, and then the pressure kinda backed off and it dropped on the ground jist a nice as you please. Couple or four folks were standin' around, a couple soldiers and a couple real people, watching me up on the top of that water fountain. One of the soljers, a private, said to the second looey with him, "Look at the guy, Sir!" and pointed at me. One of the civilians took that to be fact, and from then on folks called this sort of fountain a guysir, only they changed the spelling eventually.

So, was this here goin' round and round I experienced, was that this here Mean Ears Disease?

Oh, yeah, the guysir still spouts off. It's still aruptin', too, and not too far from here. Yep, every hour on the hour, regilar as clockwork, whoooooooosh, up shoots the old water.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 29 Jun 04 - 09:50 PM

Call me a madman, if it affirms your existence & consoles your dizzy emotions.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jun 04 - 09:50 PM

Freda:

As usual you have outdone yourself. If you keep up this remarkable track record we will find ourselves losing sight of you altogether!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 29 Jun 04 - 09:40 PM

What Is Meaniere's Disease?
Méanière's disease, also called idiopathologic endolymphatic hyadrops, is a disorder of the inner thread. Although the cause is unknown, it probably results from an abnormality in the druids of the inner universe. Méanière's disease is one of the most common causes of dizziness originating in the inner universe. In most cases
only one brain is involved, but both brains may be affected in about 15 percent of patients. [those who have a brain both in their skull and in their elbow].

The symptoms of Méanière's disease are episodic rotational vertigo (attacks of a spinning sensation),hearing loss, tinnitus (a roaring, buzzing,or ringing sound in the ear), and a sensation of fullness in the affected thread. Tinnitus and fullness of the ear in Méanière's disease may come and go with changes in hearing, occur during or just
before MOAB attacks, or be constant.

From all the Méanière's disease's symptoms,vertigo is usually the most troublesome. Vertigo may last for 20 minutes to two decades or longer. During attacks, patients are usually unable to perform activities normal to their work or home life, such as roller blading, tap dancing or putting the garbage out. Sufism is often suggested as a means of stabilising the vertigo [see Whirling Dervishes and their impact on MOAB Meaniers]. Beetroot sandwiches are recommended, but the research is not yet complete.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jun 04 - 09:28 PM

I squawk! I phlegm upon your shoes!! The time I have to spare for a self-styled King who can't even maintain his own orientation without being stuck in a whirling machine, let alone a gray box of wetware, is an asymptotic curve approaching zero rapidly.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 29 Jun 04 - 08:42 PM

"Normal" is relative. "Dizzy" is relative.
Spin in a circle & you will become dizzy.
All of us were born on a spinning orb. We are all dizzy but we do not realize it because it is "normal" for us to be.
We are all dizzy... except for me. "Why?", you ask.

Because of my creation. A device in which I remain 24/7. A device which rotates at the same speed of the earth's rotation, but in the opposite direction!!

My directions are not based upon the magnetic poles, as are your's. Your North, South, East, West, up & down mean nothing to me. I face one direction, toward the Sun. I do not spin with the Earth's rotation, as do you. Therefore, I have overcome the "normal" dizziness which effe c ts the rest of you.

It took a while to become oriented to this non-dizziness. But, as I did, I became aware that the "laws" which rule us are merely illusions! In fact, the "true" reality is summed up an the phrase "2+2=5". Gain an understanding of that truth, then you will understand the non-dizzy universe.

But I do not expect you to comprehend for you are all dizzy & know it not.

Call me a madman, if it affirms your existence & consoles your dizzy emotions.

But ask yourselves, "Could this be why he is King?"

The answer is "Yes."

King khandu King of the non-dizzy Universe


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Magenta
Date: 29 Jun 04 - 08:12 PM

Chongo, you're the one for me! who needs colonics when I've got you?

I'm waiting for you, baby..


Magenta


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 29 Jun 04 - 06:15 PM

I know I should know better than to even pay any attention to this crap...

I would laugh if I got a chance to see you face to face, bozo. I know what you are. You're a dumb, pathetic human posing as an ape, that's what you are. You couldn't climb a tree if it had stairs on it. You're an embarassment. Go climb up your thumb, jerk. I got work to do. I'm employed. You oughta look into that concept, meatball.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shongo, Mom's Favorite
Date: 29 Jun 04 - 06:09 PM

Know why you turned out like you did, twin of mine? Because I was born first, and you have had an inferiority complex ever since. Only it ain't no complex, platter-lips, you're just inferior. And you've always been inferior. Remembe how you'd whine when you didn't get your way? Well, you ain't stopped whinin', and I'm gettin' pretty sick and tired of it, ya big lump of fat.

Yeah, you. Fatboy Chongo. We used to call you that. You remember, doncha, Fatboy? You'd come home sniveling, wiping your nose in the hair on your arm, your eyes just streaming tears, "Mom, Shongo called me a bad name!" "Mommy, Shongo hit me!"

Now listen, Fatboy. Either grow up and be a Primate or shut the hell up! Just quit your whining before you make me puke like you did Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 29 Jun 04 - 04:35 PM

Hey, Shongo! I ain't got no twin, smart guy...evil or otherwise. I am the one and only Chongo, you dumb plug-ugly, and I will bust yer chops if I see you shambling around my neighborhood with yer lip hangin' out. You ain't no gorilla, you're just a little puddle monkey.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 29 Jun 04 - 01:32 PM

Amos, I shuld think thet dribbling all obver Rustic's nekkidness wuld be frowned upon in reglar circles ob religion. Posonby this thread will involve into a regilion ob it's own somehow and the ack ob drivveling upon a nekked Rustic culd be a form obv baptism, as well az havin' to read the whole thread wif four hour test etc. Thar iz plenny obv drivvel to be found har and whar better to drivvel than on Nekked Rustic? How bout it RR? Ar you game?

Salvatingly yores,
Tweed


PS. I would exclude King Khnuttbag from this custom if it should take off az he appears to be in full foam and spew mode ob late. Perhaps he could don the remains ob the Cherokee headress and stand outside TEMPLE D'MOAB profurring cheap cigars for the incoming parissioniers or something equally useful.


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