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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,Chongo Chimp 01 Apr 13 - 11:20 PM
Rapparee 01 Apr 13 - 10:59 PM
Acme 01 Apr 13 - 10:54 PM
Rapparee 01 Apr 13 - 09:54 PM
Amos 01 Apr 13 - 09:19 PM
gnu 01 Apr 13 - 07:42 PM
Rapparee 01 Apr 13 - 07:31 PM
Amos 01 Apr 13 - 05:48 PM
Amos 01 Apr 13 - 11:21 AM
gnu 01 Apr 13 - 10:02 AM
Rapparee 01 Apr 13 - 09:39 AM
GUEST,Hector Ballsworthy 01 Apr 13 - 01:04 AM
Amos 31 Mar 13 - 11:53 PM
Rapparee 31 Mar 13 - 10:00 PM
Acme 31 Mar 13 - 09:28 PM
Amos 31 Mar 13 - 07:25 PM
gnu 31 Mar 13 - 04:57 PM
Rapparee 31 Mar 13 - 03:18 PM
Acme 31 Mar 13 - 02:07 AM
Amos 31 Mar 13 - 12:54 AM
Rapparee 30 Mar 13 - 10:45 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 01 Apr 13 - 11:20 PM

Where to find a good adoption agency?

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Apr 13 - 10:59 PM

Me. Her favorite kid. What else would there be for her to talk about?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Apr 13 - 10:54 PM

I wonder what MOM would talk about if she was writing a blog?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Apr 13 - 09:54 PM

"Dingus" was the favorite swear word of Jesse Woodson James. It was also his nickname.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Apr 13 - 09:19 PM

DIng us all the follies gladly
Tralalalala, lalalala
Even if you're feeling badly
Tralalalala, lalalala
In the crush of dewdrops falling
Tralala,lalala, la la la
Hear the ancient dyngus calling
Tra lalalala, la la la la


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Apr 13 - 07:42 PM

Dyngus, spelt incorrectly, has a deeper meaning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Apr 13 - 07:31 PM

Did you know that today is Dingus Day?

Look it up. I'm not going to do all your work for you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Apr 13 - 05:48 PM

Your pipeline seems to be misfunctioning. Mom has slipped back down toward the sump and had to be hauled up by the scruff of her figurative neck. Here's a shot of Jack for ya, Mom. You'll feel better soon.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Apr 13 - 11:21 AM

Gee, I don't understand, Rapp. It worked for the IRish potato farmer!

ANyway it's Monday and the world appears to have gone back to work after a really madcap Easter. Millions of reproductive units were hidden, lost, found, recovered, and wasted on the ground before the day was over. Seeds of all kind were elevated from their usual status as minor nuisance to brightly painted objects of intense desire. The Catholic church in our neighborhood attracted hundred of cars which clustered around the building, spilling out into streets for blocks around, all of whom were there to affirm their bottomless egg-envy toward those with more organic systems. Why they have a special day just for cars, I don't know, but this one was exceptionally well attended.

I am glad we have ratcheted down to normal levels of planetary madness. I get nervous when the Index of Human Insanity starts heating up. Beween North Korea offering to start a war, and godlets rising up fromt he dead, it's been a rough week at the Human Sanity Foundation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Apr 13 - 10:02 AM

Yer miscombobulated, Rap. THEY have oil and they want YOU to take it. Right up the pipeline.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Apr 13 - 09:39 AM

Amos, Amos, Amos. The police around here EXPECT guns to be buried in backyards. This is Idaho, remember? In fact, if you don't have guns buried in your backyard you can be forced to move to someplace like Wyoming or Montana. Even Eiseley has buried guns (M1A1 Super Soakers). I have cap pistols buried. You have to be READY when The Time comes, fergoshsakes! Albertan troops are already massing at the Idaho border! They want our oil and they intend to take it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Hector Ballsworthy
Date: 01 Apr 13 - 01:04 AM

The REAL truth about those buried freezers is far more shocking than any of you have imagined or DARED to imagine!!! Wait for the truth to be revealed in next week's groundbreaking issue of the Independent Presse!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 31 Mar 13 - 11:53 PM

Maybe if the police were to intercept a message that that's where the guns are buried...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Mar 13 - 10:00 PM

When they were found I hoped there was a body in at least one of them. Then the police would have had to take them out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 31 Mar 13 - 09:28 PM

Hire Chongo to dig up the freezers. See if he can manage without tearing up the deck or burning down the house.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 31 Mar 13 - 07:25 PM

I have a similar song: I'm Mormon Without You Than I Was When You Were Around.

I think Tweed got a bit overwhelmed at the sheer Magnitude of Our Accomplishment and fled in a fit of self-defined unworthiness.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 31 Mar 13 - 04:57 PM

Minds me of a song I wrote when I was at least half my age... I'm a Mormon for You Baby. It's got a great beat and I give it a 95 but ya can't dance to it unless ya do so within he written guidelines.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Mar 13 - 03:18 PM

There is a stone wall perpendicular to the house. From the wall east an extension was built onto the existing, covered, deck. The freezers (small chest-type) were buried before the extension of the deck was built. I suspect that they were used to store bodies before they could be disposed of in old mineshafts and similar places. I currently have a lot of concrete edging and other heavy things on top of them. Please feel free to come dig them out; there's at least three feet of headroom between the ground and the bottom of the deck.

It could have been a Mormon thing; Porter Rockwell once owned the house.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 31 Mar 13 - 02:07 AM

That is a story I'd like to hear. Who decided the appropriate place for freezers was buried under a sundeck. A Mormon foible?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 31 Mar 13 - 12:54 AM

I'm sure they were refrigerators when they left San Pedro Port, but they became freezers the very hour that they crossed the Idaho state line.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Mar 13 - 10:45 PM

The money will take care of that. Besides, I have buried freezers under my deck, not refrigerators. What sort of person do you take me for? Refrigerators indeed! Hmph!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Mar 13 - 08:03 PM

And a truck, to help replace the buried refrigerators when they run out of gas.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Mar 13 - 09:41 AM

Hell's bells, boy. Yer welcome in Idaho anytime. Jist remember ta bring lotsa money so's you kin help our economy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Mar 13 - 04:37 AM

I am contemplatin movin to British California in my later years. I may just become an Okie. Kelowna sounds nice. Then I could call my self a Kelown and I would be welcome in Idaho.

Valdy is from BC so it can't be all bad, eh?

PS    Valdy... one of the best geetar pickers I ever did see in yer person.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Mar 13 - 03:56 AM

I applaud the sheer grit it takes to arrive at the Friday afternoon goal line once again!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Mar 13 - 11:46 PM

Friday at last! I don't suppose it makes a difference to all of you retirees, but to wage slaves, it is the nicest night of the week!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Mar 13 - 05:33 PM

All the Californicators are moving -- to Oregon, Idaho, Arizona, Nevada....

Didcha hear about the Idaho Motor Marathon? You have to circumnavigate the State in a pink Cadillac Escalade with California license plates and a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm Here To Take Your Guns." The person who finishes wins.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Mar 13 - 05:19 PM

Your kind approbation, Chongo, is just the sort of thing we need to minimize the population growth here in Southern California. Keep up the good --if imaginary--work.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 29 Mar 13 - 01:16 PM

Ook! Ook! ;-D Funny, Amos, funny! Actually, Californica was one of the first places to give a Chimp a good payin' job...when my old pal Cheetah was workin' in Hollywood back in the 20s. So it can't be all bad, right? In fact, some of my best friends are Californicators...

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Mar 13 - 11:58 AM

It does my heart good to see all you snowbound mongrels making stuff up about my chosen city, of the most slanderous kind, such that you will be inclined to stay in your frozen holes of suffering, thus reducing the population growth in my gem-like city. May you enjoy your last days of winter with heart-felt frigidity.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Mar 13 - 09:48 AM

True, Chonga, and that's at the USMCRD. The people who actually LIVE there, well..."stoned" doesn't begin to describe them. "Ossified" or "petrified" come closest.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 29 Mar 13 - 08:08 AM

It's a scary place. There's a Starbucks on every corner and they all drink Chai Latte' and discuss gay rights issues for hours every day. They are intent on ferretin' out the hidden homophobes that are still lurkin' in their ranks, so they can excommunicate 'em from Californica and force 'em all to move to El Paso. Also, they wear silk underwear and knee socks, kinda like Pippi Longstocking or whoever the hell it was...

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Mar 13 - 05:44 AM

"Sandy Ego" SOB! Spilt ma tea! HAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE!
That's gotta be worth three Severns! Heheheheheee.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Mar 13 - 11:35 PM

I've been to Sandy Ego. Even the Marine Corps Recruit Depot there is, like, mellow. I heard a Drill Instructor say to a recruit, "Like, ATTENTION, ya know? If you feel like it. Be cool."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Mar 13 - 04:58 PM

Cheech and Congo went there. Here is how the journey started.

BTW... I saw this movie with a bunch of stoned uni engineering students when I was about 20 years old. I wasn't stoned, of course, but I became a dedicated fan for of thier comedy for a few years. Very dedicated. Their humour helped my understanding of higher level maths and my exploration into philosophy. Well, it made it a lot more fun. >;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Mar 13 - 03:47 PM

Well, he's prit near always in a mellow state. Lives in California, ya know, and goes to Tijuana a lot for "dental work."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Mar 13 - 02:59 PM

Nah, LH. He was a beach bum who hung out with the likes of Cheech and Chongo... ya know, that there mixed-species comedy act who were into tha ganja. Smoked mimself into a V8 state by noon and slept most of the rest of the day. That's why he has so much energy now... he rested up for it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Mar 13 - 11:47 AM

Yes, whatever they do, they do it to the max.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Mar 13 - 11:37 AM

Up near Cottonwood, Still, a good run north from Tucson.

There is no embodiment of happiness to match that of a genuinely happy dog. Maggie at the Dog Beach, galloping wantonly in an out of the surf, flirting and cavorting with other dogs, and rocketing along the sands for the sheer joy of rocketing, is a prime example. Joy in canine incarnate.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Mar 13 - 10:01 AM

I done went and thunk you done retired, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Mar 13 - 09:44 AM

Sheesh. Amos, the man of action. I got tired halfway through that story too. You must have been hell on wheels when you were 25, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Mar 13 - 09:31 AM

Where in Arizona, Amos? My interest hovers around Tucson where my son is living and where several friends reside.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Mar 13 - 05:49 AM

I had to take a break half way thru reading that, A.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 13 - 11:15 PM

I am still reflecting on the complex weekend. I flew to a town I'd never been in and found my way out into the boondocks among the deep pines for the POrtland Folk Society's annual Singtimew Frolics, noodled and sang until three in the morning, slept on a crude bunk in a rustic cabin and rolled out at 0630 the next morning, drove three and ahalf hours to Tacoma, found my way to an obscure address on a little island in the middle of the Sound, attended a memorial service, drove back, performed at a concert Saturday night, sang some more on Saturday night and Sunday. Drove up to Portland and spent a happy evening with David Ingerson and family and crashed. Monday went on a tour of the wildlands along the Columbia River Gorge, one of the most breathtaking places on earth, and then did a house concert Monday night and stayed up swapping songs until late. Rolled out at 7 AM and got yhre car returned and all checked in and flew back to San Diego, walked the dog, handled a client, and folded for the night. What a bustling agenda!

I was so glad to be home and see my wife and puppy dog again that I did two loads of laundry, tallied my accounts, took the dog to the beach and then gave her a bath and vacuumed the whole house by the time BBW got back from work.

So now I am getting back to normal for a week. Then we are driving to Arizona with the puppy dog.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Mar 13 - 08:56 PM

That's cruel, Rap. Give the lad a break. I know one thing. Shane is not dumb enough to try to consume 2 bottles of Wasabi horseradish.

Although...if Officer Dana asked him to, to prove that he's a man worthy of her love...

Hmm.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Mar 13 - 08:49 PM

Shame would not do that. He's too dumb. He can't find his butt with both hands, a flashlight, and a map. I know this to be true because I've seen the results of the testing that was done on him in prison and that was the exact test: to find his butt with both hands, a flashlight, and a map. They stopped the test out of pity after four days.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Mar 13 - 08:42 PM

I certainly hope so Stilly. This guy calls himself "The L.A. Beast". He has a whole series of videos where he does various extremely unpleasant things to himself in an effort to break records established by other idiots who have been immortalized in prestigious publications such as the Guiness Book of World Records.

He's out to prove something, it seems. I wonder what? ;-)

I actually think this guy is even dumber than Shane in certain respects...perhaps not in all respects...but definitely in a couple of specific areas.

Here is another video where he attempts to consume 2 entire bottles of Wasabi horseradish. I have not watched it all the way through, and I doubt you will either, but you HAVE to see the little dramatic intro he does right at the beginning before he gets around to eating the Wasabi. Just watch from the start through till the 24 second mark.

Everytime I watch it I think...."Dumber than Shane! Omigod. Dumber than Shane!"

The L.A. Beast strikes again!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Mar 13 - 08:14 PM

I skipped through to the end. Not an attractive video. Perhaps others will learn from his mistake.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Mar 13 - 07:13 PM

So, whaddya think, folks?   

Is this guy as dumb as Shane?

I think he's a serious contender.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Mar 13 - 02:36 PM

Well, taking off yer shoes is only polite, innit? I mean, if I went to YOUR house, I would doff me doggie duds at the door. Of course, if you came to my house, I'd suggest you leave yours on on accounta my dust bunnies are big enough ta gnaw the toes offin ya. Steel toed doggie duds only here... read the sign.

Safety first, I always say.


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