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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Little Hawk 23 Feb 13 - 07:33 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Feb 13 - 07:33 PM

Oh, I see. I had no idea.

Do you collect them?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Feb 13 - 04:12 PM

A bag made from a bull's bag.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Feb 13 - 03:20 PM

That's a strange looking object, Rap. It kind of looks vaguely like the hind end of a groundhog. What is it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Feb 13 - 02:32 PM

Rapparee was engaged in work, something Shame should try once in a while. He doesn't frighten me; the last person who thought he could do that ended up...well, like this one. I can always use another poke, although Shame's would undoubtedly be too small for any real use. Perhaps a very, very small pebble would fit, but not anything else.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Feb 13 - 10:23 AM

It's been over an hour, and no response from Rapparee. Shane has clearly terrified him into silence.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 23 Feb 13 - 08:21 AM

Flip OFF! You LESS-on!

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 23 Feb 13 - 07:45 AM

That's SIR Winston Spencer Churchill to you, sir.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Feb 13 - 07:37 AM

"tot he ashcan"?????

"That is the sort of nonsense up with which I will not put."
                            --Winston Spencer Churchill



Shame: I'd tell you to bite me but you'd take it literally and I don't need rabies, trenchmouth, pottymouth, oral syphilis, and the horde of other diseases your never-brushed mouth carries.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Feb 13 - 12:35 AM

Those who flaunt their credentials for skills they do not have should be named, blamed, shamed and retired tot he ash-can of history...I think Winston Churchill said that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 22 Feb 13 - 11:43 PM

These flipheads who are alweys goin' on about other peeoples' spellin' and shit like that are a pane in the flippin' bolt end, eh?

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 13 - 07:22 PM

Amos, as we English majors say, "Bite me."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 13 - 04:23 PM

Why would an English major put a comma after "best" in trying to write "best forgotten" ? This house of cards is succumbing to the winds of Truth, and falling hard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 13 - 11:38 AM

Yes, I realized that after I'd posted it, but since there is no "edit" function I couldn't change it. I didn't get a BA in English fer nothing, you know! It cost a bundle and years and years of blood, sweat and tears, slaving until dawn over texts of long, and best, forgotten lore.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Feb 13 - 10:47 AM

And your use of "you're" in that sentence is completely incorrect...but at least you didn't spell "flawed" as "flod".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 13 - 07:55 AM

I was the only kid that counted, so you're math is flawed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Feb 13 - 06:56 AM

Too many groundhogs? Yes. One, if it's on my property. If so, billions and billions of groundhogs would cease to exist in the future.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 13 - 01:28 AM

Two parents had four kids. IF the pattern held their parents had eight kids who would have i total produced sixteen offspring.

2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024 and so on. The exponent of 2 is the number of the generation, and the number it represents the population if this patter prevails on average. Go fish.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Feb 13 - 10:50 PM

Today's question: Can there ever be too many Groundhogs?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Feb 13 - 07:33 PM

No, my parents only had four, the number needed to replace my grandparents and only half of my great-grandparents.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Feb 13 - 04:55 PM

It doesn't mena there were twice as many people, dumbkopf. It means they had twice as many kids.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Feb 13 - 04:01 PM

A long time ago. Way, way back. Long before I was born.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Feb 13 - 02:23 PM

Yes...but when did the problem start?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Feb 13 - 11:18 AM

Well, yeah. I do. Ya see, there were more people alive in the past than there are now. For example, I have two parents, which means there were twice as many people back then. I had four grandparents -- four times as many people. Eight great-grandparents, sixteen great-great grandparents, and so on.

I can trace my family lineage, on both sides, all the way back.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Feb 13 - 10:02 AM

You have a great variety of ancestors, don't you? How far back can you trace your family line?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Feb 13 - 08:23 AM

A couple degrees south of north? Sort of west northeasterly? Those are both good quarters.

As one of my ancestors said, "I'll bring her through in spite of Hell and the Devil! Helmsman! Two points down of Nor'east!" and we've only had reports of Uncle Van Der Dekker since. Of course, he said all that in Dutch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Feb 13 - 12:53 AM

Give us some quarter, Rapparee!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Feb 13 - 12:45 AM

Ah! Give us quarter!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 10:47 PM

I dunno--I doubt even Myriad Hummel would go so far as to flog her services on e-Bay. You may be thinking of that other girl from down river, Myriad Des Orders. She'd do anything for a quarter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 09:37 PM

Congrats.

As far as having that many (= up the arse in Canuck terms) Hummels worth serious and some not so much coin I can say I'm quite comfortable with it. The lamps alone would keep me in beer money for at least a week.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 08:36 PM

I'll betcha it hurts to have them there, gnu. It really sound uncomfortable, and at the risk offending you I don't think I'd want one.

BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! We have airline tickets to fly home on the 28th!!!

HURRAH!!!! Hip! Hip! HOORAY!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 07:28 PM

I got Hummels up the arse from Germany... late 1950s and then late 1960s. Some are selling for small coin on Ebay... some are not. They will never be sold out of the family unless I become old and decrepit and really need cash. Yeah... I know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 03:43 PM

They're going to go to various family members who we don't like as a memento of my late Mother-In-Law. She would have wanted them to have something to remember her by.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 01:13 PM

Boy, oh, boy. Those things are serious competition for even the best of the black velvet Elvis paintings. And to think I never even knew they existed! Look at what I've been missing out on all these years!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 11:21 AM

Oh! I missed the reference to "myriad Hummels." This is serious estate stuff - people collect those ugly little ceramics so you have to treat them with care.

One word: eBay. Be sure to check out "Completed listings" to see what they really sell for. If they sell.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 09:02 AM

ARGH! Now...that's frightening.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 08:57 AM

I photographed far, far too many of things like this. Enough beer took care of the problem, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 08:56 AM

The Hummel (Bumblebee) is a German WWII mobile artillery vehicle with a 150mm gun mounted on it. Here it is: Hummel

Given Rap's general penchant for heavy firepower and mayhem, I'm not really that surprised he has one...except that there are only supposed to be 5 of them left in the world! The damn thing must be worth a fortune.

You also need a crew of 6 to operate it, although I suppose 3 might do in a pinch, if you were desperate...one driver, one loader, one gun aimer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 06:51 AM

Sounds like mutant adoration ta this here little black duck.

A... yer thinkin a Myriam Hummer. She DEFINITELY was a tornado.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Feb 13 - 04:00 AM

I give up. WHat exactly has Rap just finished doing with his myriad Hummels? If this is the same Myriad Hummels he was seen with under the bleachers at the high school football championship ion his youth, he'd better be grounded right away. She was a white tornado then, when she was seventeen, and I doubt she has matured one whit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Feb 13 - 01:01 PM

Rap, I would jump on that $50 offer Chongo made if I were you. Cheap at the price. You'll never get a better offer than that, and think of the rewards to both your lifestyle and your state of mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 19 Feb 13 - 11:56 AM

Why has gnu got his football shirt on inside out?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Feb 13 - 11:48 AM

Never, LH, have so many agents produced so little fact.

I have just finished myriad, a virtual overdose, of Hummel figurines. Nobody, especially a plague carrying monkey, had better mess with me right now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Feb 13 - 11:39 AM

My special agents have informed me that Rap has built a little shrine to Chongo, and he kneels down before it 3 times a day in mute adoration.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 19 Feb 13 - 11:30 AM

Just can't go on without me, can ya, Rap? I am always on yer mind, cos you need a shinin' role model like me to give you some direction in life. I get that. Tell ya what. If you are willin' to pay me a monthly stipend...say a mere $50 each month...I will send ya regular updates on how to improve yerself, make yer dull life more excitin', dress with a little style fer a change, get dates with sharp-lookin' dames, and all that good stuff.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Feb 13 - 11:00 AM

You seem a tad bitter, as well as just a smidgen hallucinatory, O Booquemanne. You need to sing more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Feb 13 - 09:25 AM

Did I say "chimpanzee"? I meant "monkey." Sorry about that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Feb 13 - 07:49 AM

GOOD morning, Mom! I notice that filthy, flea-ridden chimpanzee hasn't been around for a while and neither has that filthy, flea-ridden foulness from Blind River. Perhaps they are now picking fleas off each other in a love nest in Sassaquatch, New Jersey or somewhere else that equals them in dinginess, depression, and dirt.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Feb 13 - 08:55 PM

So the sores weren't caused by lues! That's great news! What did cause them?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Feb 13 - 07:27 PM

Maureen? She's fine. And thanks for going to all that "your'n" trouble, but I assure you I am in good health and order in all respects, andI thank you (more or less) for asking. If you really have an impulse to go running around diagnosing people's STDs and such, I suggest you take a visit up to Blind River. It's not far from you, philosophically speaking, and I am sure they could use your help.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Feb 13 - 07:17 PM

Amos, your genitals are not my concern but your'n. My concern is your health and, because you are not quarantined, the health of the public at large.

By the way, how's that San Diego mayor who embezzled all that money doing?


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