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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Acme 29 Jun 11 - 12:13 AM
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Little Hawk 28 Jun 11 - 06:02 PM
Amos 28 Jun 11 - 03:49 PM
Rapparee 28 Jun 11 - 02:21 PM
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Acme 28 Jun 11 - 11:24 AM
Rapparee 28 Jun 11 - 09:41 AM
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MMario 27 Jun 11 - 11:20 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Jun 11 - 12:13 AM

Well, if you REALLY want to change the subject, you could talk about DAD/S.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 29 Jun 11 - 12:03 AM

As I said, Rapparee, you may enjoy just such a long-haired beauty. I'll bet Pat wouldn't mind at all.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jun 11 - 07:24 PM

Fine. Here's a blonde floozie for LH's edification and enjoyment.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jun 11 - 06:09 PM

Right back atcha you Uppity Canuck. Pretty snooty talk from up there in Ontario. I'd expect that from Lotus Land but not from The Great Lacks Region.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jun 11 - 06:02 PM

Ach! The ennui. Really, gentlemen, you must come up with something more diverting to sustain my interest in this thread, rather than maundering on endlessly about "Mom". I know you can do better than that. Don't disappoint me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jun 11 - 03:49 PM

IF our MOM was ever seen in the company of floozies, it was only because she was trying to persuadfe them to walk a better path and see the error of their ways, much as I do with Rapparree.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jun 11 - 02:21 PM

Both the floozies AND the brass knucks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jun 11 - 02:12 PM

She's redfished?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jun 11 - 12:52 PM

Mom without her blackjack is like a fish without a bicycle.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Jun 11 - 11:24 AM

Which? Caught her with brass knuckles, or caught her with floozies?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jun 11 - 09:41 AM

Poor, poor Mom. Alone and palely loitering amidst the bar girls and the beer. And Mom? next time you go slumming, leave your blackjack and brass knuckles at home. You know what the nice policeman said he'd do the next time he caught you with them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jun 11 - 11:12 PM

She meant to say, "...what kind of friends you are."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jun 11 - 07:29 PM

I started a separate thread just for her.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 27 Jun 11 - 07:06 PM

Thank you, thank you, thank you! What kind friends you are.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Jun 11 - 03:16 PM

Happies at ya from the fly infested bog country of Kent County, New Bruswick lassie!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jun 11 - 02:41 PM

And for our own Miss Eiseley:

Happy BURFDAY!!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jun 11 - 12:34 PM

NEal Gaiman's book "Anansi Boys" is on CD, a crackup of imagination and art. HEre's a page of Neal's work in Audio:

http://www.neilgaiman.com/works/Audio/.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jun 11 - 11:20 AM

It can be cured these days, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jun 11 - 10:57 AM

And I got it! 41114!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jun 11 - 10:56 AM

See? It was okay with Mom all along. I had dibs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jun 11 - 10:49 AM

Yeah, right. Blame your parents.

"Breakup" by Dana Stabenow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jun 11 - 10:13 AM

Mutant fruit flies have helped solve one of the biggest puzzles in genetics: how the stress of starvation or drug addiction can pass on its ill effects to the sufferer's children and grandchildren.

Stress is thought to cause "epigenetic" changes that do not alter the sequence of DNA but leave chemical marks on genes that dictate how active they are. Previous studies have shown that if mice are stressed for two weeks after birth, their offspring will show signs of depression and anxiety, despite enjoying the usual levels of maternal care. And there is mounting evidence that common health problems including diabetes, obesity, mental illness and even fear could be the result of stress on parents and grandparents.

However, until now attempts to identify changes in inherited DNA that might explain how these effects are passed on have failed.

Now, Shunsuke Ishii at the Riken Tsukuba Institute in Ibaraki, Japan, and colleagues have identified a molecular mechanism by which the effects of stress can be handed down without altering genes or DNA.

(New Scientist)

Most interesting--inheritable stress!! The says a lot about memetic patterns in families, indirectly. Big hmmmmmm.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Jun 11 - 09:44 AM

Janie, I've been loading recorded books into the "library" for such things in Windows Media Player for my mp3 player. And then I lost the mp3 player. The files are still here. Do you have a DVD drive or a BluRay drive on your computer? I can load up some of these and send them along. Agatha Christie, John Steinbeck, William Faulkner, Georgette Heyer (yes! Those old regency novels from the 1960s and 70s are turning up on recorded books. I haven't listened to any yet, though I read them all when I was a teen).

I'm kicking myself over the player. Maybe it fell out on the shuttle bus at work. I need to see if there is a lost and found. It might be right here in plain sight in the house - it's so small, and my house is so cluttered - you see the problem. I looked in my pickup, it isn't in any of the crevices around the seat. At least some of these files would go to some good!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jun 11 - 09:19 AM

I can send you an electronic file you will enjoy if you have something to read it on!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 11 - 11:37 PM

"I'll Mature When I'm Dead" by Dave Barry.
"Killer Angels"
"The Devil's Racetrack"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 26 Jun 11 - 09:10 PM

Wow, fambly -it are amazin' we is so tuned in to the same wave links as to eschew all the silly Vampire novels and spin-offs on the books on CD rack at Cracker Barrel.

All together now, diahrhect all our thought waves as one to "Cracker Barrel" to cause some new interesting books to appear as I seem to have made enough trips north over the last 6 months to have exhausted the supply and now am reduced to Scott Trudow novels to accompany me on my weekly journey.

How about some good non-fiction, or some new, top-notch "young adult" fantasy or sci-fi?

Come on, Magical MOAB, you can do it. Don't reduce my options to Sarah Palin's memoir in the non-fiction category. Puleeeeseeeeee!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jun 11 - 09:01 PM

Shane was menaced by what may have been a werewolf on one occasion when he was lost in the woods near Blind River. Fortunately, he escaped. Or it may be that his personal "aura" proved too strong for the creature and it opted to leave him alone.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jun 11 - 01:49 PM

A silver squid jiggin ook would take care a dat slimey ting me zon me zon. Jus make sure ye got yer rubber boots on when ye auls n in eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jun 11 - 11:35 AM

With so much preparation against an attack by werewolves, I am sure you will fall to the rapacious appetites of a Kraken instead.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 11 - 10:09 AM

You can never tell when you might be attacked by a rabid werewolf. It's best to be prepared. I also carry a silver dagger, a blunderbuss loaded with silver shot, and bathe daily in silver nitrate solution followed by an applications of garlic oil. So far it's been very effective. Not even a cold, much less a werewolf, and people always respect my "personal space."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jun 11 - 06:06 AM

That must be quite a load off your mind...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Jun 11 - 11:59 PM

So now you're the happy WANDerer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jun 11 - 11:25 PM

I saw Eiseley today and she returned my Silver Wand. No longer am I subject to lycanthrohydrophobia, as my silver wand protects me from rabid werewolves (loup-garous rabiques to our Cajun friends, Northern Neighbors and folks south of Paris).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Jun 11 - 11:02 PM

The Intergalactic Overlord has spoken!!!!!!

Where are the probes?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,The Intergalactic Overlord
Date: 25 Jun 11 - 10:56 PM

Just do what you're told. Probe the Amos and see if you people can find any indication at all that he's a sentient being or just a collection of miscellaneous protoplasm. Now cut out this "I'm better than you" crap or I'll swat your collective fannies until you can't sit down for a month.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jun 11 - 10:35 PM

Oh, by the way -- MOM!!! DIBS ON 41114 !!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jun 11 - 10:34 PM

Not to mention the bilious binnacle, the starboard port, and the cumbersome keel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Jun 11 - 07:47 PM

"they never pick on each other, kind of like CEOs, or Republicans"

Ha! What wishful thinking! What stark naivete! The fact is, both CEOs and Republicans are quite happy to savagely attack and destroy one another as they battle tooth and nail for financial and political gain within their own competitive circles. As a matter of fact, it is the very credo of their existence: "survival of the fittest" (meaning the most amoral and ruthless)

Your evident wish to see them as a single monolithic bloc is as foolish as their corresponding wish to see all "liberals" in that fashion.

In short, sir, you are sailing a ship which lacks a rudder and has sprung a serious leak. ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jun 11 - 03:45 PM

What are pedas and why do we need to know ya like em?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jun 11 - 12:56 PM

I don't think that's likely--there is a fraternity amongst the high-powered hallucinators, they never pick on each other, kind of like CEOs, or Republicans.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Jun 11 - 12:44 PM

One of these days they'll transport Little Hawk for some of these probes - and won't they be surprised at the number of personalities packed in that bit of biomass!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bhork'm-Rif
Date: 25 Jun 11 - 12:12 PM

I am Bhork'm-Rif of the K-tel'Naabi, the most advanced race in interstellar space. It is our opinion that Hokh-Ptui's analyses of the Amos are superficial and inadequate. We intend to beam the Amos up and do extensive research upon his mental and emotional matrices in our continuing endeavour to answer the burning question, "Is there other intelligent life out there in space?" (The general opinion here is, 'No....probably not...', but we remain ever hopeful.)

A few weeks of scanning, probing, and simple intelligence tests should establish clearly whether the Amos deserves to be listed among the ranks of "sentient beings" or whether he is simply a form of mobile sea slug or common mollusk.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jun 11 - 01:23 AM

Sigh. This stream of incontinent drivel is wearisome. J'en ai marre. Je m'en fous de ces pedas.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jun 11 - 11:05 PM

Actually, I first thought he was the Egyptian god of rain and the Nile.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jun 11 - 10:09 PM

I am convinced the Hokh-Ptui is a genuine space alien of an advanced type, and that everything he tells us about Amos is true. He's not of the alien group (the Greys) that has interacted with Shane, though, so I assume he is probably of a different race entirely from them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 24 Jun 11 - 05:49 PM

Way to glow, Moonglow! You raised her right, Stilly.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jun 11 - 05:15 PM

She'd better glow, 'cause if she don't...well....

Apparently Al Einstein hasn't yet gotten the word that I've changed the spelling of my name, but then he could be doing a Gedankenexperiment on time and whatever it is that passes for reality.

I enjoy Hokh-Ptui's posts, as they confirm something I believe we've all suspected, but I'm not posting them -- just in case you may have thought otherwise.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jun 11 - 04:50 PM

Glow BRIGHTLY Moonglow!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Albert Einstein
Date: 24 Jun 11 - 02:16 PM

Repair will not take long, as the mind needing repair is smaller than average for your species, which is small indeed.

You made a pretty serious spelling error, Hokh-Ptui. As an almost omniscient being, I will hereby give the appropriate correction: "Rapaire will not take long, as the Rapaire is smaller than average for your species, which is small indeed."

Anything to preserve clarity, as I've always said.

E=MC2


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Hokh-Ptui
Date: 24 Jun 11 - 01:01 PM

We will have to take the Amos while he is in the unconscious state he enters every night. Repair will not take long, as the mind needing repair is smaller than average for your species, which is small indeed.


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