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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 04 Aug 07 - 03:46 AM
Rapparee 05 Aug 07 - 12:02 AM
Acme 05 Aug 07 - 12:05 AM
Rapparee 05 Aug 07 - 12:20 AM
Acme 05 Aug 07 - 12:49 AM
Amos 05 Aug 07 - 01:00 AM
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JennyO 05 Aug 07 - 01:27 AM
Amos 05 Aug 07 - 01:32 AM
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Rapparee 05 Aug 07 - 10:52 AM
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Acme 06 Aug 07 - 12:21 AM
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GUEST,Chongo Chimp 06 Aug 07 - 03:44 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Aug 07 - 03:46 AM

Ach, Man of Emms, you always were the slye dodger around here. Ptui!!

Anyway, we are now over the top for...dare I say it? ...another Grand!!! How grand? 100 per cent. How grand!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 12:02 AM

Hi, Mom. I'm in Jasper, AB. The mountains are pretty, you'd like them. Tuesday I'll be in Edmonton. I hope Amos has been a good boy and not his usual self.

I'll bring you some maple syrup back for the fresh blueberry pancakes I'll make you when I return.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 12:05 AM

Whoa, MOM! Third from the bottom! What is everyone thinking? I went to a memorial for a friend and then to lunch at the house and then came home to do some hard digging and toting in the garden to burn off the sad memories. And what do I find this evening? No one has been by to check on you. Just because they're traveling or stuff like that--geesh!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 12:20 AM

I raised her up three minutes before you even cared about her.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 12:49 AM

Fat lot you know! I typed more, attempting to reassure her that she hadn't been forsaken, and I ran it through the spell check.

Sleep well, MOM.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:00 AM

Kids, this is no time to fight. I turn my back for five minutes and you're argy-barging while she's slipping into the cellar. For shame. You're both good Kids of Mom and you know it.

Today was company picnic buy the lake, and wrestling with contumacious ill-designed obstreperous software all afternoon.

I stayed up all last night finishing the Harry Potter finale. Read it in one sitting, about six hours straight, and sniffed my way to bed; a very satisfactory job. Grand stuff. Sigh. I want to go to Hogwarts, Mom.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:11 AM

By the way, our cousin Little Hawk, a frequent visitor here, a guest under Mom's roof, has taken to slandering Mom and her kids in other low-life dive sort of threads he frequents when not here. I have called him out for his boorish behaviour, and challenged him to find the Field of Honor in the morning. I ask Rapaire to second me.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:27 AM

Is the Field of Honor one of those places sorta like "If you build it, they will come"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:32 AM

SOmething like that, yes. But more innate.


And it is the betrayal of that Innatitude that leaves men like Hack wandering through the poorer parts of town, mongering his terrible falsehoods about others in a puerile effort to seem informed.


Never turn your back on your own Innatitude. For that which is Innate, coannot be fucked with.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 10:26 AM

Hey, chilluns of BS!! THIS could be important and is at least a really dramatic paragraph:

Phoenix spacecraft launches to Mars

The NASA mission embarks on a 10-month journey to the Red Planet's north pole, where it is expected to be the first to sample the water of another world.

By John Johnson Jr., Times Staff Writer
August 5, 2007

NASA's Phoenix spacecraft launched Saturday morning from Cape Canaveral, Fla., on a 10-month journey to the north pole of Mars, where it is expected to be the first craft to taste the water of another planet.

The Delta II rocket carrying the 7-foot-tall lander lifted off at 5:26 a.m. on a scheduled 423million-mile journey that should deliver Phoenix to the Martian surface on May 25.

"Today's launch is the first step in the long journey to the surface of Mars," said Peter Smith, a University of Arizona astronomer who is lead scientist on the mission



I love them NASA dudes. Talk about firing up the imagination!! Wow. The waters of another world. Scrumptious!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 10:52 AM

"Water from pristine ice flows of Mars! Our springs are protected by distance and fierce critters from Barsoom, where for millions of years...." Sure. Just another ploy for bottled water.

Amos, I will second for you. I'm even in Canada. But remember, if you don't show up I'll have to fight the duel and then post you as a coward and poltroon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 10:59 AM

No worries, Second Bolde. I doubt the real poltroon will stop and ask for directions.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 11:02 AM

Gorgeous morning today. I called the local Dirt Doctor (on the radio) to ask what ails my little dahlias in the front yard. He says they'd be happier further north. Perhaps I'll box them up and send them to Rap. If he survives the duel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 11:09 AM

Ah, just out of curiousity and a need to know so that the whole thing goes off in a gentlemanly manner...in which thread did you make the challenge? Or was it off the cuff, so to speak?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:26 PM

'Tis here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 03:31 PM

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[PM] Amos        The life of a thread (14)        RE: The life of a thread        05 Aug 07

"Ach, Monsieur Hack!! You are EXPOSED!! Oh, zee hypocrisy. You call on Mom like a zhentleman, and zen you lurk around dese BASE establishments engaging in slanderous gossip about 'er. Zee SHAME of it. Eet is unCONSCIONable, 'ow you say.

You will meet on ze Field of Honor at dawn, sir!! IF you can even find it."

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 09:49 PM

Oh, what a poltroon!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 11:03 PM

Oh, dear. He has he choice of weapons. I will contact him for you and will make the necessary arrangements with his second.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 12:21 AM

Frisbees at 100 paces.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 07:26 AM

I wonder if he HAS a second. He does not seem to be answering your challenge, Amos. I perceive that dawn is already past, and still no word.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:02 PM

Aha!! A challenge duly given, and through base shame and fear, not answered, is a challenge fairly won. I own M. Hack's castles, chattels and land as of this day, and his mistresses are all forfeit also, nor may he tread the honest ground of this domain again without permission.

Ha.

Shatner THAT!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:15 PM

I was away, Amos. I was engaged in business, yes, vitally important business! Ooooooo....I just bet you wish you knew what it was. But I'm not going to tell you. Ha! Ha! Ha!

So. You dare to issue a challenge against mois, do you? You shall pay dearly for that foolish decision on your part.

I choose Chongo as my second, and I think I'll let him choose the weapons too. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:25 PM

*sigh*

chongo will probably want to go with traditional Chimp weapons ;

amos - are you really up for poo at 10 paces?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:26 PM

Whatever. The weapons matter not to me. Amos, your goose is cooked.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:44 PM

You got a lotta nerve, MMario! Stop perpetuatin' these dumb insulting stereotypes about primates or I will hafta come down there and teach you a lesson.

So...the two chumps wanta have a duel, huh? Hysterical. This'll be like one of them fights at the Nerd School, I figger. A lotta sound and not much action. In one corner we got a joker who talks way too much and tries to impress people with big words all the time...in the other corner we got....fer gosh sakes! It's another joker of the same friggin' type.

I can hardly tell these two clowns apart without a program, but I know one of 'em is livin' in California and the other one is livin' in Ontario, Canada. That makes arrangin' this duel kinda expensive and impractical, if ya ask me. The travel costs will be high, and what's the payoff? Who wants to go 3,000 miles to watch two nerds face off?

Normally I would recommend guns for a duel. Tommy guns would be pretty good, but pistols would be better in my opinion. It takes more skill to shoot someone with a pistol.

But in this case...naw....it'd be a waste of ammunition. And you'd have to stand 'em only three feet apart so it wouldn't last all day.

Look, here's my idea fer Amos and Hawk. Try talkin' each other to death. That eliminates the travel costs and it saves money on bullets too.

If it don't work out, I will be glad to show up with the tommy gun and finish the job. But on my schedule, not yours. I got work to do.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:52 PM

Sigh. Excuses, excuses. Your dark-spirited defamation of noble Mom's character will not be so easily overlooked, Monsieur Hack, nor will your flimsy explanations of awayness -- which is a chronic state of mind with you -- be any reason to deviate from the well-established Rules of the ancient Code of Honor, with which I am sure you are deeply unfamiliar, as demonstrated by your efforts at dodging. It is to no avail.

I advise you not to squawk further, lest the true depths of your depravity be revealed.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 04:02 PM

"I advise you not to squawk further, lest the true depths of your depravity be revealed."

Humph. You have no idea of the true depths of my depravity, Amos. Don't forget that I have had 58 years in which to plumb those depths and nurture them. I do not reveal them to just anyone. No indeed. Only a chosen few are selected.

William Shatner. Winona Ryder. Diana Rigg. Penelope Rutledge. People who have proven themselves worthy.

You, sir, are not in such august company, and I fear you never shall be.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 04:03 PM

Aw, Christ, they've started. This is gonna be ugly.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 04:03 PM

Lo, how the evidence reveals your duplicity:


7 Little Hawk   RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads   06-Aug-07 - 03:15 PM
8 Little Hawk   RE: Diane - Who DO you like?   06-Aug-07 - 01:55 PM
9 Little Hawk   RE: BS: Spy Network in U.S.   06-Aug-07 - 01:50 PM
10 Little Hawk   RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!   06-Aug-07 - 01:49 PM
11 Little Hawk   RE: BS: And the next US President will be   06-Aug-07 - 01:47 PM
12 Little Hawk   RE: BS: Circumcision: pros and cons   06-Aug-07 - 09:52 AM
13 Little Hawk   RE: Diane - Who DO you like?   06-Aug-07 - 09:50 AM
14 Little Hawk   RE: BS: And the next US President will be   06-Aug-07 - 09:43 AM
15 Little Hawk   RE: BS: Conflate THIS!!!   06-Aug-07 - 09:27 AM
16 Little Hawk   RE: BS: Circumcision: pros and cons   06-Aug-07 - 09:26 AM
17 Little Hawk   RE: BS: And the next US President will be   06-Aug-07 - 12:58 AM
18 Little Hawk   RE: BS: Bridge Collapse over Mississippi River   06-Aug-07 - 12:13 AM
19 Little Hawk   RE: what phrases do you hate?   06-Aug-07 - 12:08 AM
20 Little Hawk   RE: BS: A Death Wish?   05-Aug-07 - 08:36 PM
21 Little Hawk   RE: BS: Circumcision: pros and cons   05-Aug-07 - 08:29 PM
22 Little Hawk   RE: BS: And the next US President will be   05-Aug-07 - 08:15 PM
23 Little Hawk   RE: BS: And the next US President will be   05-Aug-07 - 07:06 PM
24 Little Hawk   RE: BS: And the next US President will be   05-Aug-07 - 06:53 PM
25 Little Hawk   RE: BS: Circumcision: pros and cons   05-Aug-07 - 06:43 PM
26 Little Hawk   RE: BS: And the next US President will be   05-Aug-07 - 06:35 PM
27 Little Hawk   RE: BS: Circumcision: pros and cons   05-Aug-07 - 06:20 PM
28 Little Hawk   RE: BS: Circumcision: pros and cons   05-Aug-07 - 02:28 PM
29 Little Hawk   RE: BS: Spy Network in U.S.   05-Aug-07 - 02:16 PM
30 Little Hawk   RE: BS: And the next US President will be   05-Aug-07 - 02:16 PM
31 Little Hawk   RE: BS: Conflate THIS!!!   05-Aug-07 - 01:48 PM
32 Little Hawk   RE: BS: Frequently asked questions   05-Aug-07 - 01:47 PM
33 Little Hawk   RE: BS: Frequently given answers   05-Aug-07 - 01:43 PM
34 Little Hawk   RE: BS: A Death Wish?   05-Aug-07 - 02:02 AM
35 Little Hawk   RE: BS: Conflate THIS!!!   05-Aug-07 - 01:56 AM
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Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:03 AM
Subject: RE: The life of a thread From: Amos -
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36 Little Hawk   RE: BS: And the next US President will be   04-Aug-07 - 11:40 PM
37 Little Hawk   RE: BS: Circumcision: pros and cons   04-Aug-07 - 11:37 PM


Perhaps your Mister Shatner will now come and beam you out of this most dishonorable embrassment.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 04:04 PM

Mom! Finally got here! I don't know if all of the dueling chatter between Amos and Hawk has jammed the channels, but anyway, I'm here now. It's hot out--have some iced tea. And if you don't drink it, you'll have it handy to throw on one of the boys if they turn blue in the face during that duel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 04:10 PM

Don't be silly, Amos! Wait...that would be like asking a dog not to roll in shit, wouldn't it? That would be like asking George Bush not to say 'nukular' or asking Jerry Lewis to start being tasteful instead of disgusting. Never mind. Be silly. Knock yourself out.

Your obsessive-compulsive disorder is flaring up again, my good fellow. I merely said I was "away", didn't I? I never said I was away from the Mudcat Forum. No. I just said I was away.

I was away from this thread. My important business was on other threads.

I really should not have to explain these things to you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 04:13 PM

I was away, Amos. I was engaged in business, yes, vitally important business! Ooooooo....I just bet you wish you knew what it was. But I'm not going to tell you. Ha! Ha! Ha!

So. You dare to issue a challenge against mois, do you?


Hmmmm....VEry away, indeed. That much is a given.

As for my challenge, sir, I was under the impression your were of sound mind. Your bluster reveals you are either of multiple personalities ("mois" as a plural) or have conceived yourself to be a month. Although you do not specify which month, one may assume it is February, the most irregular one.

So I am inclined, out of a sense of charity, to return your chattel, castle and lands to you on the basis that I misestimated your mental condition, and to forgive your defamatory and scandalous remarks about our Mom on the basis of temporary insanity.

This is a very good deal for you.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 06:05 PM

Oh really? I think you are just trying desperately to wiggle out of an encounter which could prove disastrous to your future, possibly precluding entirely your upcoming scheduled appearance on "Wanking For Dollars"...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 06:45 PM

Ah. So now, squirming red-faced and discovered red-handed, you shift the meanings of words so that "away" means "here, but too indifferent to the consequences of my actions to pay any attention"?

And, unable to stand up to your own mistakes, you get even more desperately critical of those who have called you on your sins?

Oh, fie, it is too low to discuss. Give it up, admit your errors and stand up to the future like a man, Leedle Hack. Go to, you are pardoned.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 07:55 PM

Holy Crap! Here I am, finally showing up 4 years late, only to find myself in the middle of a battlefield.

MOM, GET ME OUT'A HEEREEEEEE!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 08:50 PM

Ah, Janie, dinna fash thysel'. The battle is over. Those few pieces of Little Hawk you see hither and yon will be taken off quickly enough by those who need carrion to live. Come, they are serving lemonade in the First Lieutenant's mess, sit with us and enjoy the tales of wives and loved ones dreamed of at home....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 09:16 PM

I...I suppose I could do that. You are quite sure it is safe? What about that deranged looking chimpanzee over there?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 09:27 PM

Janie.   Don't talk about Mom like THAT !    She'll bite back.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 10:25 PM

What vainglorious blather on your part, Amos! Very well, I shall take pity on you. You too are pardoned. In the spirit of the great man, William Shatner, who always has had compassion on lesser men, I shall overlook all the misleading and scurrilous things you have said about me here. I shall disregard the outrageous impugning of my heretofore flawless reputation. I shall agree to an armistace.

Life goes on... ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 11:09 PM

Someday, my friend, your own responsibility will raise its ugly head, and this sort ofprojection on others will no longer be possible for you as an Owner of Truth. Then, such remarks as you have made about Mom, or myself for that matter, will never enter your emnlightened head.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 11:21 PM

Give over, man. ;-) I was trolling with that remark I made about the MOAB on that other thread. I wanted to see if any alert eyes would pick it up, go for the bait, and raise a ruckus here about it.

Sure enough, they did! Heh! Worked like a charm...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 11:41 PM

Oh, I see. Yu were actually trolling. Well, well, well. I suppose you pee in the soup at home, too.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 11:46 PM

Good grief - a person goes to bed and indulges in a few hours of sleep, which is only right and proper for the time of day here in upside down land, and the whole battle is engaged (sorta), fought (in a sorta half-arsed kind of way) and fizzles to an ignominious end.

I was expecting more swaggering, swords at twenty paces and plenty of blood-letting. I am disappointed. The question is, does MOM feel sufficiently avenged?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 12:05 AM

Some folks are hard to satsfy. LH wa sleft strewn in bits across the battle field, food for scavengers. Janie and I drank to the victory in sparkling lemonade. End of tale. Rewriting history, of course, is a favorite pastime.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 12:23 AM

All RIGHT, goddamit! As the primaries neither Amos nor LH are to toss nasty words at each other. Chongo and I will establish the necessary details, and all the primaries have to do is show up.

Now you two address each other in civil ways. Chongo and I will discuss the details of how you are going to kill each other like the gentlemen we are.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 01:14 AM

Too late, Rapaire, you missed it. Go see Brucie and let us know how he's doing. Jenny, it isn't that you're on the bottom of the planet that was the problem, it is that you're on the other side of it (laterally, not horizontally).

Just as well Rap isn't checking in too often or he might have found an old bluderbuss to introduce into the field of dishonor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 02:17 AM

What is it with this effort to spin time back to before an event, and re-order it!! Even drill sergeants don't get that luxury. Have some lemonade and write the obit, there's a good second.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 10:41 AM

Fortunately, good Hawk has proven resilient. He is fully recovered, and has resumed the difficult duties of animating his various imaginary characters for our delectation and education.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 10:44 AM

Amos passed away in a duel with Little Hawk, who also croaked. Neither paid any attention to the niceties and politesse of the Code Duello, and so all gentlefolk are better off without either of those boorish poltroons.

Funeral arrangements were made by a pack of dingoes, who dragged off the bodies and ate them.

Memorials can be sent to the "Let's All Help Rapaire Retire Wealthy Fund."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 10:49 AM

How is Alberta treating you? Have you stopped in every library you pass to see how the rest of the world does things (or to steal their good ideas?)


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