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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Jul 10 - 12:50 PM

Rolfers, as a rule, keep their balls with them at all times, assuming they have acquired some naturally. Those that acquire soe by legal, non-organic means such as civil partnerships, common-law engagements, marriage and other quaint social devices, have been known to leave them in random locations.

Buddhists tend to rise above theirs.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Jul 10 - 12:48 PM

Isn't rolfing the same as throwing up? Or is it the same as kegels?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jul 10 - 12:28 PM

They leave their balls are all over my back yard. Oh. Sorry. You wrote Rolfer. I thought you wrote Golfer!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Jul 10 - 11:22 AM

Ah, so. An excellent approach. I suggest you add a Buddhist and a Rolfer just to round out the picture.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jul 10 - 10:33 AM

One one day and the other the next.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jul 10 - 11:58 PM

I thought it was going to be a psychiatrist?!! How did you get deflated?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Jul 10 - 11:49 PM

Is the psychologist okay? Are you okay?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jul 10 - 09:29 PM

Hey, Mom!! I visited the psychologist today!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jul 10 - 06:34 PM

Them sort of Texans aren't like W, who would never fold no matter what. THAT sort of Texan would go for a Texan Crease at the drop of a deficit. And when asked why they were so obtuse they would ignore all upbraiding until you hollered "Deaf, is it?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Jul 10 - 05:41 PM

No. They're Texans.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jul 10 - 12:45 PM

So Texas ain't gonna celebrate the Glorious Fourth, huh?? Seems like The Legion might have somethin' ta say about that...what are these Texans? Commies? Pinkos? Tories?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Jul 10 - 12:08 PM

We don't get a holiday at all in Texas if the actual date falls on a weekend. They pile our holidays into a bunch of days at the end of the year and a few observed during the year (MLK, Memorial Day, Labor Day) that automatically end up on a Monday.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jul 10 - 11:41 AM

"A stochastic process is said to be ergodic if its statistical properties (such as its mean and variance) can be deduced from a single, sufficiently long sample (realization) of the process.

A finite Markov chain is ergodic if there is a path in the chain from each state to every other state, so that every state is reachable, no matter what the initial condition.

One can discuss the ergodicity of various properties of a stochastic process. For example, a wide-sense stationary process x(t) has mean = E[x(t)] and autocovariance rx() = E[(x(t) − )(x(t + ) − )] which do not change with time. One way to estimate the mean is to perform a time average.


If ... converges in squared mean to as , then the process x(t) is said to be mean-ergodic[1] or mean-square ergodic in the first moment.[2]

Likewise, one can estimate the autocovariance rx() by performing a time average.


If this expression converges in squared mean to the true autocovariance rx() = E[(x(t) − )(x(t + ) − )], then the process is said to be autocovariance-ergodic or mean-square ergodic in the second moment.[2]

A process which is ergodic in the first and second moments is sometimes called ergodic in the wide sense.[2]..."

(Wikipedia)


Mom, here's what I want to know. How did we get in such a state as a species that we have to talk like that? What's wrong with us that we have to prance around uttering such overwrought loops of semantic buffoonery?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jul 10 - 10:03 AM

tychism SECOND EDITION 1989


(takz()m) [f. Gr. chance + -ISM.]

The doctrine that objective account must be taken of the element of chance in (philosophical, cosmological, etc.) reasoning.

1892 C. S. PEIRCE in Monist II. 533, I endeavored to show what ideas ought to form the warp of a system of philosophy, and particularly emphasised that of absolute chance..which it will be convenient to christen tychism (from , chance). 1926 J. LAIRD Study in Moral Theory viii. 173 The theory that every event..is necessary (or must occur precisely as it does occur) I shall call determinism? The opposite theory I shall call tychism, such tychism being either general or restricted. 1978 Sci. Amer. July 18/1 At a time when determinism dominated physics Peirce's doctrine of `tychism' maintained that pure chanceevents undetermined by prior causesare basic to the universe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jul 10 - 09:57 AM

Gonna spend the Fourth eluding.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 02 Jul 10 - 08:47 AM

Texas doesn't shift sunday holidays to monday? Our "fourth" is celebrated on the fifth this year.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Jul 10 - 01:10 AM

Tomorrow is Friday, right? And the Fourth of July is on Sunday, right? So the only friggin way I'm going to get a three or four day weekend this week is if I take vacation time?

Bummer. But I think I'll do it anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 10 - 10:37 PM

I dunno where they've been, but maybe Dr. Monica knows.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 10 - 09:54 PM

Armarium consumatum est. Eiseley visum is vota.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 10 - 08:38 PM

Only if you can tell me where it's been....



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 10 - 06:11 PM

Care for a cigar, old chum? I've got tons of them....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 10 - 03:19 PM

From your description she will set you up to scream about sexual fantasies and give you a cigar every time you do it right....

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 10 - 12:55 PM

A psychiatrist???!!!!


Ohhh, no, Mister Hands. I retract all my harsh remarks.

Why?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Jul 10 - 12:02 PM

It's supposed to rain again. MOM's house is beginning to smell a little musty. One of you guys, climb up on the roof and see if there are any loose shakes up there. Thanks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 10 - 10:14 AM

You'll be pleased to know that I'm going to see a psychiatrist is a couple hours. She's a Primal Scream Freudian Skinnerite, so I'll have to yell things about Mom as loudly as possible while also screaming that it's just the way things were determined. I think it might be a religion, kinda like the Holy Rollers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 10 - 09:05 AM

Well there are many sites that may have lipoids to be suctioned, old friend. But never mind. THe last thing Mom needs is to be unable to recognize her own.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 10 - 10:33 PM

Liposuction??? My head was and has been fine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 10 - 10:25 PM

Or maybe it's just coming to the Fourth....again...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 10 - 08:13 PM

Oh, you poor benighted soul. How could they schedule you so thoughtlessly, and for liposuction, too! What's the world coming to? That's what I want to know!! My guess is "the end of July as we know it....".


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 10 - 07:56 PM

Envy ill becomes you, Amos. Perhaps you don't realize that today my nap was delayed for nearly two hours because of a doctor's appointment!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 10 - 03:31 PM

Nice being REE-tahred, innit? Sheesh!!!!

MOM!! We made our rezes for Nova Scotia, going up into the boonies near Livingston Cove to hang with my cousin, the famous Sculptor, for a few days. What a nice break that will be! Hope I can remember how to use an outhouse...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 10 - 02:47 PM

Hot, bugs galore, no fish biting except those pirahnas skeletonizing the dead cow upstream, and I stepped into a hole on the way back to the car and prit near broke my cannonbone and then I'd have to put myself down.

Yeah, all in all a right nice day. Like they say, the worst day fishing/hunting is better than the best day working.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Jun 10 - 01:14 PM

My last post didn't stick. Sounds like you had a fun day out in Nature, Rap!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 10 - 12:59 PM

I think what he means is he doesn't want to have steel bars in his immediate environment, especially across all the windows. And he doesn't want any prison bulls in his environment.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 10 - 10:49 AM

Next time I'm just going to use a dip net or a fish trap. I'd use fish poison but I Care About The Environment.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jun 10 - 11:31 PM

I'll say he went over the limit!! Good thing Mom isn't paying close attention.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 10 - 10:18 PM

Dang. Couldn't get a nibble no matter what I tried. I could SEE the danged things, nice sized trout, and I floated flies, lures, and even used a plain old baited hook setup right past them. After a couple of hours I was ready to wade in and toss 'em up on the bank, grizzly style, but I know that patience is good. So I lugged my gear back to the car, got out a DuPont Spinner and with that and my net hiked back to the Ol' Fishin' Hole. I put the spinner a bit upstream and the current carried it right where I wanted it. After the explosion I netted some nice trout (some slightly shredded) and brought home my limit in cutthroat, rainbow, brown, crappie, large- and small- mouth bass, catfish, bluegill, sunfish, a couple of sturgeon and an octopus (which I'll give to my Greek friends). AND I got out of there before the game warden arrived! All in all a pretty good day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jun 10 - 02:55 PM

Well, I dunno. I think some folks catch a limit at a very early age and never come to realize they have done.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Jun 10 - 02:34 PM

It's still raining. Amazing.

MOM got tired of playing out there and was picking up the worms on the sidewalk. That's why Rapaire went fishing, because she found all of that easy bait for him. I expect he'll be back when he runs out of worms. Or catches a limit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jun 10 - 02:02 PM

Boy, we can see who keeps Mom all stirred up. Rapaire goes fishing and the house suddenly whispers with quietude like a dawn rose. The ruction and the dust are all settled and harmony, however briefly, reigns.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jun 10 - 11:30 AM

Rapaire, don't go fishin'!! Go fyooshin'!!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 10 - 10:23 AM

Dear Mom:

Gone fishin'.

Rapaire


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jun 10 - 05:53 PM

Put on some clothes as well!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Jun 10 - 05:36 PM

Ferget the arguing! Someone open the windows! Smell that rain on the concrete! Rain, after weeks of dry hot weather! MOM - here, put your flip flops before you run out in the driveway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jun 10 - 04:17 PM

I, sir? Nay, sir!! I cast them, well and good, but upon your conduct, I do not! It is on your karma I have cast them, like so much melted butter sauce, producing the vaunted Karma'n Ghee-ah! A fitting sauce for one of legendary sauciness.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jun 10 - 03:21 PM

Sir, do you cast aspersions upon my gentlemanly conduct?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jun 10 - 02:41 PM

Your karma will run over your dogma, sir, until you Getaway.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jun 10 - 02:26 PM

I never ripped a bodice.   I always untied or unhooked them. The other way would be crass, crude and ungentlemanly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jun 10 - 01:16 PM

Besides, he will need a good dose of spirits come the Getaway as he will find himself sorely driven to suddenly act out his previous life time as a bodice-ripper.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jun 10 - 11:06 AM

Draft Horse Beer for Raparee
When he feels like making free!
As along his veins it courses,
He will feel as big as horses!
Thus he'll never fade or fray
Surviving at the Getaway!
Clydesdale, Arab, Palomino!
Better far than doorway vino!
Soon so drunk he cannot see,
Say a prayer for Raparee!

Excerpted from the Legionaire's Diseased Songbook, 1954
Author unknown, although reputed to be "Slimy Slim" Studly Stickers of the Pocatello, Idaho regional office.


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