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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Feb 16 - 06:11 PM

You are a hopeless romantic type of ahhh... errr... ahhh..... bon voyage!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Feb 16 - 09:28 AM

She damned well better. She gets the taxes ready for the accountant.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Feb 16 - 09:27 PM

Enjoy Hawaii. March will come when it comes and she will "survive" again.

gnu


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 16 - 08:34 PM

The painters have come and gone and will return tomorrow. So too will the electrician.

Pat has DCIS surgery on March 29.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Feb 16 - 06:41 AM

From LEJ's thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Feb 16 - 09:22 PM

Makes you wonder how someone came up with that idea in the first place.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 16 - 05:55 PM

Hawaiian Imu

The Hawaiian imu was the easiest way to cook large quantities of food quickly and efficiently for the Hawaiians. Because their creation was so labor-intensive, imus were only created for special events or ceremonies where it would be worth the time and hard work. An imu is created by first digging a 2- to 4-foot hole in the ground. Porous rocks are heated for a while and subsequently added to the bottom of the pit; next, a layer of banana stumps is added on top of them along with banana leaves. After the vegetation is laid down, the meat, fish, and any other foods are placed on top and covered once again with more vegetation. Wet cocoa sacks are also sometimes added on top to add even more moisture and trap in more heat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 16 - 05:21 PM

Me too!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 16 - 04:48 PM

I think he meant muumuu. I have often wondered how they work from the inside.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 16 Feb 16 - 04:00 PM

"imu"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 16 - 03:09 PM

Trip her/him into the lava? Let him/her swim with the sharks with a bleeding cut on his/her thumb? How about exploring the Marianas Trench without a submarine? Enjoy the same dining experience as Captain Cook? Learn how an imu works from the inside?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 16 - 12:47 PM

You're going to Hawai'i shortly, Rap? That's great! So is Chongo. He'll be there right at the same time as you, doing a bit of campaigning. Maybe you can get his autograph and meet some of the top people in the APP, schmooze a bit, bask in the reflected glory of the most historically significant candidate since....Lincoln? FDR? George Washington? Rocco Vincenzo?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 16 Feb 16 - 10:29 AM

Why not swim? I heard the water is warm this year.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 16 - 09:30 AM

The painters come tomorrow, and, possibly, the electrician to install the dining room lights. If the electrician doesn't come tomorrow he said he'd be here Thursday.

And during all of this we're trying to pack for a month in Hawai'i. Hawai'i, the nemesis of Sandy Ego. Hawai'i, which has the climate and weather for which SoCal would sell its collective souls. Hawai'i, land of poi and grill encounters. Hawai'i, where James Cook got sauced. And we're leaving Saturday and flying Sunday.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Feb 16 - 09:13 PM

I used to date a woman who married someone else. I've still been her friend all these years, and I'm FB friends with her and her daughters.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Feb 16 - 06:30 PM

Well, that must have been a wonderful reunion, Amos, giving you both much to think about. The first woman I was seriously interested in was a German-Canadian girl I met in Toronto in 1969. Her name was Helen Klein. We remained lifelong friends, but I am sad to say that she passed away due to cancer a couple of years back. I still have photos of her from way back then. As far as I am concerned, we will meet again, but it will be in another place, not here. In the meantime, I certainly do miss her. And a few others as well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Feb 16 - 05:59 PM

I knew I could find compassion, insight and understanding under the benevolent shelter of Mom's bower. But I guess Stilly hasn't checked in yet...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Feb 16 - 11:43 AM

You're not alone in that...

Beach buddies!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Feb 16 - 09:46 AM

I have, with a young lady, strolled the beach.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Feb 16 - 01:22 AM

I spent a day strolling along the Pacific shore with a wonderful girl I hadn't seen in fifty plus years--my very first girlfriend. Let me tell you, it is amazing how time suddenly collapses and memories come rushing forward. Swoooosh!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Feb 16 - 10:12 PM

As an LDS friend said many years ago upon ordering a HUGE ice cream dessert, "There are just three things I can enjoy: one is fishing, one is food, and the other I can't do in public."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 16 - 05:05 PM

Nothing encourages enthusiasm like suppression.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Feb 16 - 03:41 PM

That would be the lovely... well, in the southern Baptist States that would be the slut.

It is to laugh. I went out with a lass that had attended Bob Jones University for two years. "Hardshell Baptist" as my old man called them. No movies, no dancing, the works. I have never seen such a... er, ahhhhh, enthusiatic woman. I think her favourite hymn was "At The Drop Of A Hat." I dunno if her ultimate goal was to convert a filthy Papist but I really didn't care. I wouldn't mind dating another lass trained at BJU. >;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 16 - 12:10 PM

Very nice portrait, Acme. Who is the woman in the center?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Feb 16 - 11:02 AM

You got a weave for the posing?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Feb 16 - 10:28 AM

I had my portrait painted recently. That's me on the right holding the towel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Feb 16 - 11:31 PM

Except Penelope has long, ratty, frizzy dishwater blond hair and a crooked nose and a uinbrow. Otherwise a good likeness.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Feb 16 - 10:37 PM

Yes, Rap, it is.

Here's another photo that looks remarkably like Penelope.


Penelope?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Feb 16 - 10:18 PM

Wow! A Princess Leia/Hopi hairstyle! And I'd always pictured tea at Rutledge Hall more like this. I assume that Rutledge Hall is grander than this home in the US.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Feb 16 - 02:29 PM

Oh? Looks like : Lady Mary Josephine Talbot, née Crawley, (born 1891) is the eldest daughter of Robert Crawley, Earl of Grantham. and his American heiress wife Cora Crawley (née Levinson), as well as the mother of the current heir of Grantham, George, whom she had with her late husband Matthew Crawley. Mary has two younger sisters, Edith Pelham, Marchioness of Hexham and Lady Sybil Branson, who later died in 1920 from complications following childbirth. A potential brother was miscarried in 1914. Through Sybil, she is the sister-in-law of Tom Branson and the aunt and godmother of Sybil "Sybbie" Branson. She is also the aunt of her sister Edith's illegitimate daughter, Marigold. She is the granddaughter of the late earl of Grantham and Violet Crawley (through whom she is linked to the MacClare Family) and of Isidore and Martha Levinson. In August 1925, she and Henry Talbot married at the St. Michael and All Angels Church. (http://downtonabbey.wikia.com/wiki/Mary_Talbot)

Don'tchya love search engines and image recognition software?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Feb 16 - 02:05 PM

Since it is a lovely day out there, albeit a very cold one, I feel that it is time to grace the Mudcat with a candid photo of the very apotheosis of good taste and class, the one and only.....

Penelope Rutledge!


Mistress Penelope in the Tea Room at Rutledge Hall


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Feb 16 - 01:43 PM

"ineluctable" ????? Wow. I'll have to look that one up, Amos. You have such a way with words. It makes my head swim. And I bet it's just devastating to the ladies.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Feb 16 - 07:09 AM

Yeah! Kick ass!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Feb 16 - 08:31 PM

Serve 'em right, I say! Make 'em walk the plank! Feed 'em to the gators! Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Feb 16 - 07:48 PM

I just deleted a piece of bona fide spam. I hope he loaded the whole darned thread before posting. THAT will teach him!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Feb 16 - 01:31 PM

Prescriptions for humility from the hands of Little Hawk? Try lessons in subtle diplomacy from Trump, or guidance on penurious living from the Brothers Koch. Chongo has as much wisdom to impart as a two-dollar hooker on payday. And as an embodiment of Little Hawk's psyche one can only face the ineluctable confusion that the peanut gallery has not grown far from the nut. OR something like that.

I am, of course, in no position to talk, myself, being at times loquacious, judgmental, hypercritical, scurrilous, and even pedantic. For all of which I offer my humblest apologies!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Feb 16 - 12:27 PM

These things you say about yourself are true of all of us, Rap. We all exist in every time and space. Your problem is that you have fallen into the delusion that it only applies to you! (And that you're in charge of all of it.) This, sir, is extreme solipsism on your part and may verge upon megalomania.

What you clearly need is a few simple lessons in humility from Chongo Chimp. He can show you how to appreciate the links you share with the common man (and the common ape), thus returning you to reason and sanity.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Feb 16 - 09:05 AM

Being self-aware, I know of no time or space when or where I did not and do not exist everywhere in the multiverse. It follows then I created the multiverse for Reasons Of My Own, which for Reasons Of My Own I chose not to share with the less enlightened.

However, from time to time I will provide a path for those who might understand.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Feb 16 - 06:51 AM

I know that, Rap. I was counting the zero too. As far as counting anniversaries of the zero, it's 71. Of course, you couldn't have had any if you are immortal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Esto Perpetua
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 11:46 PM

The Mormon's Prayer 


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 09:30 PM

Ah...I'm not 72.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 09:04 PM

Nor was having birthdays, according to your Facebook profile. Seventy-two makes you an old man... er, old HAND, at having birthdays.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 08:49 PM

Well, getting married wasn't a recent thing. Neither was graduating from high school.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 08:01 PM

It may have been bigayou, but it wasn't bigamy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 01:35 PM

Married?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 11:55 AM

AND I got married!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 10:28 AM

Tis a birthday greeting, A.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 10:14 AM

Happies atcha indeed? What is the occasion?

I celebrate good fortune everywhere. Just think what fine and comfortable lives we are living--bathing in hot water, sheltered and warmed, real glass windows, flush toilets, replaceable underwear, buried sewers, padded chairs, finely appointed coaches able to leap the wide plains at over sixty miles per hour, sky-chairs and long distance trains, telephones ands smartphones and chili con carne in tins and fresh fruit year-round and electric lights almost anywhere at all! I swan!

Really, it is SO much better than that time I spent in the 13th century. That was the pits.

Take it easy, my fellow sibs of the glorious Mom. Next week I am going to Nawth Cawrolinah to visit friends. Only they call themselves frayends, natch. I thought frayends were what happened to the folded-over bits at the bottom of your legs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 07:01 AM

Yo Rap! Happies atchya! Hope you have a good one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Feb 16 - 11:17 PM

Me an' mom....


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