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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 24 Sep 09 - 06:27 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 06:27 PM

Did you know that I don't USE Babelfish or any other such "translator"? V́ vậy, cắn tôi - Tôi là một người đàn ông của nhiều tài năng.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 07:11 PM

No, I didn't know that; and considering the milieu, I still do not. My apologies.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 07:46 PM

Besides, let's see...Kathryn has a degree in German, and my brother Ted is fluent in Vietnamese and Spanish and other things, I know une petite francaise et ma femme aussi....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 08:18 PM

I think you just confessed to adultery with a small French woman. Perhaps you meant "un petit peu de Francaise".

So, what, you channel these polyglots at will? Babelfish is easier.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 10:28 PM

Do you have something against small French women, Amos?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 10:39 PM

But it's inaccurate. Like Shakespeare, I have small Latin and less Greek. BUT!! I am quite fluent in profane and obscene, and can place a curse (not just cuss) with the best of 'em. Why, just the other day I placed a curse on George W. Bush and I saw in the newspaper at the grocery store that his marriage has failed and he's suffering from a nasty social disease which has eaten away his brain and which can't be cured from having an affair with a space alien who was illegally in the US AND he's not President any more -- part of the curse was that he'd be unemployed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 09:26 AM

Good job, Rapaire.

LH, there are some things--at least two--that I would like to have against certain small French women.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 09:34 AM

Did you know, by the way, that ANYONE using the Mudcat can click on the Babelfish button as easily as thee?

Not true. Blocked. Or are you trying to tell me I'm not anyone?

MMario


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 09:35 AM

Thou speaketh a jawful, Amos. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 09:59 AM

I think he's telling you that you're nobody. Σκέφτομαι ότι σας λέει ότι δεν είστε κανένας. Я думаю что он говорящ вам что вы никто. Ik denk hij u vertelt dat u niemand bent.

Etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 10:17 AM

MOM!

AMOS AND RAP ARE TALKING ABOUT ME IN CODE.

Make 'em STOP!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 11:01 AM

I think more of you should follow that last link I posted and just think about having a maggot in your head. And just how close that is to having a maggot in your brain.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 01:38 PM

We have a skull to prevent that from happening.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 02:15 PM

HELP

I went to the doctor today.

I am now breathing 14% less Oxygen.



of course we all are, compared to before the Industrial Revolution.
Could this explain some of the dimwits today?




PS
The Dr. appointment was merely incidental.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 03:11 PM

I have seen other films of people pulling those particular maggots out of parts of their body so I didn't think I needed another one. And as was pointed out, the skull gets in the way unless the buggers find their way into your sinuses. Uggggggh!

Rapaire's facility with online translators is nothing short of glazing.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 04:09 PM

HEy, Mom!! A rare bird of a word: whilom, meaning former, erstwhile, or quondam. For example:

"So soon as the hermit came in, then found he Merlin, standing under a tree, and sore gan for him long, he saw the hermit come, as whilom was his custom, he ran towards him, both they rejoiced for this; they embraced, they kissed, and familiarly spake." ?

Or, "Whylom, as olde stories tellen us, Ther was a duk that highte Theseus". Chaucer, Knight's Tale,

Or, "Here is Trapezonde also, whilome bearing the proude name of an Empire". Purchas, Pilgrimage, p. 320.

Or "For so Apollo, with unweeting hand, Whilom did slay his dearly loved mate."   Milton, Death of a Fair Infant.

Or. "Whilome thou camest with the morning mist". Tennyson, Memory. S

Or even, "The fickle queen caused her whilom favorite to be beheaded." W. S. Gregg, Irish Hist. for Eng. Readers, p. 50.


THere ya go, Mom!! A new word for Little Hawk to mumble with over his morning oatmeal.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 04:56 PM

So's "whoremonger," whilom widely used but now seldom heard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 06:10 PM

I have heard whoremonger a whole slew more times than ever whilom, a word which whilom I was ignorant of. Maybe its the circles I been traveling in.

Mom, please note that while Rapaire gallivanted about the country going hither and yon, to Ireland and Moscow and other states, I scrimped and saved and stayed by your side. Why? So I could hie me to the Getaway, and hie me I shall and high I may well be. We shall have to see about all that, too.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 08:13 PM

Come Monday afternoon, Rapaire is going to hie his brother and himself to Yellowstone and Grand Teton NPs; he'll be back Wednesday afternoon. Amos, you'd like my brother. He likes to kill people, but only if they need killing. He really, really hates it when he kills people who don't need killing and he sheds real tears over it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 08:33 PM

Then I guess he'd cry a river if he was to end Shane's "career", eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 08:44 PM

Rapaire, any friend of yours is no enema to me...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 09:40 PM

He might kill Shame out of pity, just to put him out of his misery...

Come a landsman, a kinsman, a tinker or a tailor
Doctor, a lawyer, a soldier or a sailor
Come rich man, come poor man, come fool or come witty
Come any man at all
Who will kill him out of pity.


Amos, he's also intelligent enough that he no longer makes messes in the house. We finally got him housebroken when he turned 54. When we were growing up we always made him take the bottom bunk. I understand that when he was in the Army the guy in the bunk below wore his poncho to bed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 11:35 PM

Why are you frittering away your time and money on tame amusements like Yellowstone and the Grand Tetons when you could be packing for the Getaway?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 12:04 AM

Some people just can't stomach the intensity, ya know what I mean?

The Getaway is real, man.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 12:39 AM

Should we bring MOM, Amos?

If so, I'm afraid all the bunks in my room are spoken for. She'll have to room with you.

Suggest you bring earplugs and room freshener.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 08:51 AM

I'll room with you and we can ;leave Mom with Rapaire.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 10:20 AM

Uh oh--fraternizing already.

Please provide photos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 10:43 AM

Will Glenn Beck be attending the Getaway this year?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 01:12 PM

He can't carry a tune, and the only thing he plays is a cheap second-rate, tin-eared off-key audience.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 02:45 PM

My brother plays trombone.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 03:19 PM

But even your brother is not so sad and hard-bit a case as M. Beck.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 03:35 PM

Beck and call? Raise you a Bush and two Russian moose. Just cause I Cain, mac. (close... I am Palin in the pun dept.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 03:37 PM

"He can't carry a tune, and the only thing he plays is a cheap second-rate, tin-eared off-key audience."

Geez! I thought you were talking about the esteemed Mr Shatner until you got to the part about the audience...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 03:38 PM

No, I was answering your question about Beck. But it's a transferable compliment.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 04:37 PM

I've been out working in the garage building an important piece of woodwork to support the data and phone infrastructure in my house. Did I miss anything?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 07:35 PM

Don't see why, but just in case anyone has a need of this information and haven't bookmarked it before (don't know where else to put it:

http://www.infovisual.info/search/lexicon-en.php?q=S


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 11:23 PM

Ed T, that is a tool, and this is a BS thread. Though it doesn't belong here, I'm sure MOM and Rapaire and the boys down at the Legion Hovel will find something to do with it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 11:30 PM

Indeed, I can already imagine what the boys will do with it.

Thanks Ed. I think....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 11:58 AM

Come on, MOM, we gotta head up into the attic to pull some wires. Watch where you step--stay on the beams, don't step down into those insulation areas.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 12:12 PM

Thanks, Ed!!!

I must tell Mom about launching and kayaking in the fog. Serene, deep, whispy fog, so thick you are out of sight of land long before you are out of earshot. Gentle swells, passing seals gasping in the mist when they come up for air, and the slow sketching-in process of the land appearing as the fog thins after sun-up.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 02:43 PM

YEsterday morning I launched my kayak in the fog. Lovely time paddling along the rockbound shores, walls of sandstone looming up out of the sea line with hubndreds of silent, solemn cormorants at rest in every nook and niche.

Last night I went to a friend's and drank too much!! Is that news, or what??? LOL Tsk. Someday I will learn.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 04:13 PM

If the friend had been Chongo, you'd be so hung over that you wouldn't even be posting here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 06:43 PM

Not likely--I never get incapacitated on imaginary hooch.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 07:01 PM

Why not? Consider this...

- the banks get rich on imaginary money
- the USA invades Iraq over imaginary WMDs
- Rush Limbaugh builds a lucrative career over imaginary threats
- US citizens go out and vote for imaginary saviours

What's holding you back? Are you some kind of traitor or subversive or something?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 07:02 PM

Hi, Mom. I'm still alive. Just thought you'd like to know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 09:47 PM

Please note my expectation that someone else would grab the 500th. But since no one else seems to care, I shall do so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 10:08 PM

The 500th what, Rap? You harassing the waitresses again?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 10:57 PM

The very soul of generosity up to the last critical moment, yessiree bob.

LH, you raise a profound, nay, troubling question; what is wrong with me that I simply cannot confront Unreality? I must think on this and learn to step up to my responsibilities as a man, an American, and a MOABite.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 11:08 PM

I have confidence that you will face the challenge with your usual panache and master it, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Sep 09 - 11:44 AM

I mean toi, sir. I will FACE UNREALITY and learn to look it in its multi-faceted mauve-hued eye. I will stop trying to escape into the easily concrete, the simply real, the firmly established, stop falling back on force, energy and solidsa which can be measured. I will stop pretending that Time is a unidirectional arrow. I will pull my head OUT of space-time's absurd mesh of agreed-on things, the siren-singing Reality and stand up to face the infinitely more difficult landscape of the bizarre, the weird, the imaginary, and the inReal. Why look, there is Chongo, offering to be my guide for a couple of Franklins. How nice!!

I see Corridus galumphing in the distance, being pursued by Shane. We walk past a statue of William Shatner playing the role of Bruce Murdoch. Wow!! Amazing how effective it can be just to stand up and take those blinders off, and just deal with the unReal!! I am a new man...so far, at least.


A


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