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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Aug 08 - 02:25 PM

Well, sir, your defense is certainly perfervid. And passionate. But it does not speak to the issue of why you would want to subdivide your universe to the point of needing someone else to chastise one of your imaginary playmates for you!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Aug 08 - 02:22 PM

It speaks to my "internal lack of total integration of soul", sir? I beg to differ. My internal integration of soul is seamless, my good fellow. It has the impermiable integrity of a coat of Mithril. There are no chinks in my soul's armour nor will such blandishments and disingenuous blathertwaddle on your part serve to compromise in any way the flawless perfection of the fabric of my soul or my inner Self. Methinks if you were inclined to a bit more honest self-observation rather than focusing on the imagined shortcomings of others you would find that many of these imperfections you ascribe to me are but mirrored reflections of your own galloping inadequacies, due to a life spent composing endless perambulations of unutterable bullroar masquerading as serious comment worthy of others' attention. In short, sir, you are engaging in a ceaseless flow of codswallop that would embarrass a snake-oil salesman.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Aug 08 - 02:07 PM

It speaks to your internal lack of total integration of soul that you would want me to offer a diatribe to a figment of your imagination, with the end in mind of leaving him at a total loss. If your mocked-up friend bothers you such that you would prefer to leave him at a total loss, why not just mock him up in that state?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Aug 08 - 01:59 PM

I wish you would deliver one of these elegant diatribes of yours to Shane sometime. The poor fellow would be in a total state of confusion by the time you were done, because words like "parameters" leave him quite at a loss.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Aug 08 - 01:30 PM

Oh, Pfui and pshaw, LH.

You cannot elect me to a Gang of Three; if nominated, I will not run, and if chosen, I will not serve. Your studious adaptation of the ChiComm brainwashing and propoganda procedures handbook notwithstanding, there is no gang here except my little Gang of One.

FUrthermore I absolutely and categorically reject any invitation of warning to be careful of what I say, beyond my own self-selected parameters, and consider your effort to erect frightening straw-images of overwhelming force (in the absence of any effective means) completely unconscionable, immoral, and vile.

Therefore I say unto you, go, pander some other mis-led, easily bamboozled pinko Maoist. The one you are addressing here is imaginary.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Aug 08 - 12:37 PM

"There's no glory in leading a Marxist state..."

What???? You can't be serious! There is much glory in it. Just go and look at some of those Chinese posters from the Cultural Revolution, for heaven's sake.

That reminds me, the Gang of Three are still under strict investigation and house arrest, and you're one of them, Amos. Best be very careful what you say!

***

Okay, I guess it was someone else who knows Khandu. Must've been Spaw or some other member of the Inner Clique like that.

Fine. I shall PM King Khandu myself and alert him to the situation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Aug 08 - 11:19 AM

Besides, while no-one doubts Rapaire's innate talents for leadership (The Big Muddy comes to mind) I have to draw the line at Glory. There's no glory in leading a Marxist state, for one thing. FOr another thing, library folks aren't equipped to handle Glory. They keep it filed away under G, between dustcovers, to be checked out for two weeks at a stretch. That's well and good for the reading public, as most of them wouldn't know what to do with any more than that; but it is no training for the real thing.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Aug 08 - 09:43 AM

(I am sure he learned to wait until it was offered).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 08 - 08:58 AM

Armed rebellion and violent overthrow has made Mississippi a Marxist state now. The rain of Khandu and his minions has ended and the glorious dawn of a People's Republic has gladdened the hearts of the oppressed. Henceforth the name shall not be "Mississippi", but "The Glorious And Completely Egalitarian People's Republic Of Mississippi And Surrounding Territory." (I have humbly, and without extant opposition, accepted the position of Glorious Leader.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Aug 08 - 08:56 AM

Looks like the boys are sleeping late today, Mom. Here's a cuppa hot tea and a thick toasted slice of my homemade whole wheat bread topped with my homemade Mustang grape jelly. Mmmmmm!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Aug 08 - 01:04 AM

He pops in about every 10,000 posts. He's due again soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 08 - 08:11 PM

LIttle Hawk:

Khandu lives just across the state line, about 2000 miles from here. We don't see each other as often as we never did before.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Aug 08 - 07:19 PM

I think Shane already has dibs on that position. Or so he told me.

Amos, answer the question. Do you or do you not know Khandu personally? If you do, I think you should contact him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 08 - 05:35 PM

Um.....Rapaire? That's really good, ya know, but you're supposed to wait until it gets offered....




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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 08 - 04:10 PM

I'm sorry. I accept the position of King and Ruler Of The Universe with a most humble, yet arrogant, heart.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 08 - 03:36 PM

You're right. Good thing I was talking about someone else...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Aug 08 - 02:37 PM

I thought you knew him personally, Amos. Don't you?

"It never ceases to amaze me how dictatorial and puffed up some people get when they imagine themselves imbued with authority."

That is no way to talk about our King!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 08 - 02:12 PM

It never ceases to amaze me how dictatorial and puffed up some people get when they imagine themselves imbued with authority.

Little Hawk, I think your idea for Khando is a fine one, but I suppose you are just as capable of implementing it as I am, unless you are sorely pressed with a great load of urgent executive responsibilities from your undreamed of heights of power?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Aug 08 - 02:05 PM

Okay, I've got it. I have reached a final decision on who gets the 25,000th post on the MOABS, and it is an irrevocable decision.

Are you ready?










You sure?












Here it comes....








Okay. Now I know what you're all thinking. You're thinking "William Shatner", aren't you? He would seem like the natural choice, after all.

Well, it's not Shatner! No. He's too busy right now. Ha! Had you fooled, didn't I?

No, it's not Shatner who must have the 25,000th post on this thread.

So who could it be???????



Well, I'll tell you who it could be and who it MUST be.

King Khandu, that's who.

Long, long ago in a time and place far, far away King Khandu, the King of Mississipi, launched this historic thread. (all pause for a moment of worshipful silence) He launched it with these deathless words:

Another brainstorm of mine, inspired by Tweed, Spaw, Carol the Sailor and their ilk.

We can save time which we spend searching through all the BS threads very easily. Henceforth, post all BS here in this thread. Soon there will be only one BS thread. We won't have to look for particular threads as this will be the only one and it will contain all the BS we have to offer.

My Gawd!! Why has this not been thought of earlier? It is so obvious!

I swear, sometimes I even amaze myself!

Once again, for those of you who are slow in understanding...hear me, Tweed! Post all BS in this thread from now on!

Pene Azul and Joe Offer will thank me for making their job so much easier! My fellow 'Catters will also thank me when they realize the time my idea will save them! Maybe this will finally get me the coveted "Time/Life Man of the Year"!!

I swear, sometimes I even blow my own mind!!

King khandu"


It can only be right that King Khandu, the inventor and founder of this might thread, be the one to inaugurate the upcoming milestone of the 25,000th post.

It has be him. It cannot be another. Someone must contact King Khandu, and ensure that he is here for the 25,000th post. Amos? Can you do that?

As for Rapaire posting that post...ha! The idea is laughable. It can only be King Khandu.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Aug 08 - 12:53 PM

Will you design a non-entropy trophy for the 25,000 post?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 08 - 11:56 AM

And, I would add, it should be obvious even to the casual reader such as yourself, of these hallowed halls, that BS--like all true creative acts -- is not subject to any law of entropic decline but is instead the essence that steers systems to MORE order, MORE beauty, MORE new and wonderful forms -- in short, the very opposite of entropy.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 08 - 10:58 AM

You sir, are an arrogant good-for-nothing. These good Sons and Daughters of MOAB have strived long and hard to create this milestone, not for the glory of you, but for the pride in Mom which is their light. You should b e ashamed, sir, ashamed, for seeking to turn this dedication into personal aggrandizement, and for raising yourself up at their expense onto such an unworthy, uncivil, hollow pedestal.

Study true virtue, sir, and learn.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 08 - 10:25 AM

After I am granted number 25,000 I see no reason why we cannot strive for 50 or ever 100 thousand.

I will thank all of you little people for helping me achieve these numbers in my acceptance speeches.

You're welcome.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 08 - 08:53 AM

It isn't very far away,
The glimmering 25 of K;
I'm sure that 90 posts will squeak
Across this line sometime this week.
And as we cross the finish pole
And reach that star-high, noble goal
What then becomes of our mighty team,
Who strove so long to reach their dream?
Will this release Mom's agile slaves?
Retire Mom to a well-earned grave?
Or will this thread, like all the rest,
Go on and on, to More BS?
Dreams and ambitions, grand and wide
Have driven us all, from deep inside;
What will you do, to start anew,
When the 25 of K comes through?

Penny Whistler Irritant
A Time to Ponder
Trivial Publications and Puzzlers, Hartford 1956


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Aug 08 - 12:46 AM

I'm sure someone already put dibs on it. Probably several someones. We need to know who was the first to dibs it. An easy task, certainly, LH. Open the entire thread in one window then search on "25,000" with the browser "find" feature. How many hits could there be?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Aug 08 - 10:37 PM

Sigh.

If you gentlemen could concentrate on the required Quality for the event, instead of puerile quibbles about the STatus and Favour thereof, Mom would be MUCH more proud of you.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Aug 08 - 10:17 PM

Not to worry, mon vieux. Mom said I, her Most Favored One, was it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Aug 08 - 09:58 PM

You really want me to pick someone worthy of the 25,000th post, Stilly? ;-) You confer this awesome responsibility on me?

I'm flattered. Give me a day or so to look into the matter, and I shall make a decision.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Aug 08 - 09:36 PM

Monsieur Ack, hein?

Don't you mean "Monsieur Ack's heiny", as in "derriere"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Aug 08 - 09:00 PM

Not much of a gentleman, Monsieur 'Ack, hein???

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Aug 08 - 06:56 PM

Yeah. Oh, I've been dying to do just that, Stilly. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Aug 08 - 06:35 PM

Little Hawk, do us a favor please. To keep this orderly, will you read through the entire thread and tell us who has first dibs on the 25,000th post? Thanks!

We don't want any blood spilled.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Aug 08 - 06:06 PM

How very nice for you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Aug 08 - 04:09 PM

By the way, I just got the 24,900th post.

Eat your heart out, Amos. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Aug 08 - 01:30 PM

The notorious Gang of Three, assisted by their lesser known confederate, MMario, have attempted to hijack a vast area of Mudcat bandwidth, but the people are not fooled. These miscreants will be forced to recant before the entire People's Assembly and mend their counterrevolutionary ways once and for all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Aug 08 - 12:48 PM

Which three? Shatner, Gluon, and Shane? Those dirty running dogs, ducks or figments!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Aug 08 - 12:34 PM

Meanwhile further evidence is being collected to bring against the Gang of Three in the People's Court...evidence that will prove egregious waste of bandwidth and gross offences to the sensibilities of those who toil in the fields.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Aug 08 - 12:13 PM

Therefore, total randomization is totally non-random.

24897

Nothing random about that! And in 103, the unrandom MOAB will hit 25K.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Aug 08 - 11:07 AM

You're saying...that BS...violates the Law of Entropy???? That means that it either becomes less random over time OR that it's already as randomized as possible. And in order for it be achieve the first option it must then start as the second, and when it achieves the first it becomes the second!

Therefore, total randomization is totally non-random.

I think I've proved the existence of God or something, but I'm not sure what.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 10:42 PM

BS is anti-entropic, silly. That's why Gluon hangs around here--he wants to command the quarks into line, like he does with all the others, but in the BS family even the hadrons don't give him no respeck.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 09:16 PM

Which brings us to a discussion of the compressibility of bullshit. Since everything attracts everything else, can bullshit be compressed to the point it becomes, so to speak, a brown hole? Will the Big Sucking Sound be all matter being sucked into a brown hole? And will the "Big Bang" that results be, in actuality, the "Big Grunt"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 09:12 PM

50ft inflatable dog turd downs power lines.
http://newsblaze.com/story/20080812135009reye.nb/topstory.html


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Subject: OBIT Mrs. Fields
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 09:10 PM

Mrs. Fields filed for cahpter 11 today.
RIP


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 08:57 PM

That's sort of how Olive Whatnoll says it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 08:56 PM

What number is "eighy-eight"? Or have you dropped your tea into San Diego Harbor in some sort of protest?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 04:51 PM

THAT, by the effin' way, was TWENTY-FOUR-EIGHT-EIGHY-EIGHT. How ya like them apples?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 01:21 PM

What--the Audobon SOciety intervenes in cases of excessive UGLINESS? I swan!!! I never knew they were such controlling characters.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 01:02 PM

I replied on your other thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 12:36 PM

Hey! I just spotted a Midwestern Jadrool in my garden. What a frikkin' UGLY bird. Yech.

Alert the Audobon Society at once.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 12:04 PM

It originally was called Moose Poop, but the folks who market it don't think the original name would make it a big seller.

Actually it contains fudge, not chocolate chips.

You can learn more at www.moosetracks.com.


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