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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

MMario 19 May 03 - 11:37 AM
Rapparee 19 May 03 - 05:42 PM
Tweed 19 May 03 - 07:00 PM
Amos 19 May 03 - 07:09 PM
khandu 19 May 03 - 10:00 PM
Rustic Rebel 19 May 03 - 10:10 PM
Rustic Rebel 19 May 03 - 10:50 PM
khandu 19 May 03 - 10:56 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 May 03 - 11:23 PM
khandu 19 May 03 - 11:36 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 May 03 - 11:40 PM
khandu 19 May 03 - 11:43 PM
Little Hawk 20 May 03 - 12:06 AM
Amos 20 May 03 - 12:17 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 20 May 03 - 12:32 AM
stevetheORC 20 May 03 - 02:40 AM
Rapparee 20 May 03 - 09:33 AM
Little Hawk 20 May 03 - 11:04 AM
MMario 20 May 03 - 11:05 AM
Little Hawk 20 May 03 - 11:23 AM
GUEST,noddy 20 May 03 - 12:02 PM
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Tweed 21 May 03 - 12:41 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 19 May 03 - 11:37 AM

LH - so sorry to see that the fever did indeed leave permanent brain damage.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 May 03 - 05:42 PM

I did that, LH. I also made seperate lists of liver spots, freckles, pimples, blackheads, cuts, petr,peter -- little red spots, scars, and misc. blemishes. I managed to do my back side (and backside) with mirrors so that the parameters would be consistent.

I mailed a copy of the list to the Interior Ministry of Colombia, the CIA, MI6, the OGPU, the AF of L, the CIO, the IWW, LC, FBI, MI5, the Serka, and the PLO.

So far I've been sent a dead chicken. I don't know who sent it, but it was really very dead and quite insistent about being so. There were foriegn stamps on the package.

I'd like some suggestions.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 19 May 03 - 07:00 PM

Are there any distinguishing moles,blemishes, boils, buboes, etc. on the chicken? How many? How many pimples, scars, blackheads etc.? Count them and send yore findings back to all agencies involved. This is what they want az I too have regularly been recieving dead nekkid chickens wrapped in Baltimore newspapers and shipped in cake boxes. I thought at first it was a khandu trick but habv discounted the theory az he would have trouble wif access to Baltimore newspapers or any other, for that matter, in Mizippi. Be very thorough and check yore work, that's important to them and thar reserch.

Yerz,
Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 May 03 - 07:09 PM

Since it is already dead, sir, it will not protest being placed wherte the sun refuse to shine.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 19 May 03 - 10:00 PM

Having considered more and assumed less about the following subject, I have come to these conclusions.

Of vowels and consonants, I have concluded that consonants are more important. Why"? Consider this:

A message omitting all consonants would be indecipherable. However, using only consonants, communication is still possible.

Example:

o e oi...makes no sense! However, sending the same message but using only consonants we may understand:

slw mn wrkng

Slow Men working

However, I am of the mind that we rely too much on vowels. I conclude that, if we practice not using vowels, money and time could be saved!
"How?"you ask on the edge of your seats!

Well, consider road signs (as in the example above). With less letters, we have less costs in production!!

Let us practice with the following "road signs"

Rlrd Crssng

Slw, Spd Chkd b Rdr

Slw, Schl Zn

Stp

Mrg Rght

Are you beginning to comprehend?

I shall submit this to Senator Lott later this week!

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 19 May 03 - 10:10 PM

Well hells bells boys and girls, the thread is takin' a turn for the better. We got mole counters now. I was just countin' some moles the other day. Found a nest of those little critters down at the bay, in the weeds.

See, I was up in a tree watching the moon glow red and some big Minnesota buzzard lookin' thing came and landed in the tree right next to me. I don't think it knew I was there and when it saw me sittin' up there high in the sky it kinda went wacko on me and flappin' it's huge wings and the damned old buzzard lookin' thing, scared the hell out of me, knocked me right out of the tree.
I bounced off a few limbs and must have knocked my head, 'cuz I woke up layin' in the weeds and look around and I got a bunch of little mole creatures climbin' all over my body, so I think to myself, I should count them all. So I did.
17 of those little black mouse, shrew, mole lookin' things crawlin' around on me. I kinda flicked them off me as I counted, You know that middle finger against your thumb kinda flick?
Well, then I proceeded to crawl home but that's a whole other story. But the moral of the story is, "You can count your moles while laying in the weeds,without getting fucked, up in a tree, by an old buzzard."
Peace to you all from the Purveyor of Beauty and Poetess-Lariat and (mis-labeled)Knower of Diddlesquat, Rustic the Ironing Woman (I caught that Bill)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 19 May 03 - 10:50 PM

I must retract the statement, it is not I, after all, that is The Knower of Diddlysquat but incognito I see it is actually the Knower of All Things! Oh dying King you are so kind to clarify, I take no offense either way, because I may also be incognito.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 19 May 03 - 10:56 PM

NO NO NO!!! It is not I who is dying!! I am very much alive!!! I spoke of the MOAB's death! Which appears to have rallied !!!

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 May 03 - 11:23 PM

Dear Your Soon-to-be-Deposed Majesty,

I hate to call this to your attention, but your brainstorm regarding omitting vowels has one minor flaw.

As most of us know, the fellow masquerading as President of the United States is "George". If you eliminate the vowels from his name he becomes "Grg". Now, as most folks who frequent this forum know, the real name of the other guy we all love to hate, the former Mudcatter who goes by the name "Gargoyle", is "Greg". If you eliminate the vowels from his name he too becomes "Grg". Thus, by eliminating the vowels from George's name and Greg's name you have made them into the same person. In other words, you will have made Gargoyle President of The United States! Bush being Prez is distressful. Garg would be unbearable.

I seriously think you should reconsider your idea before you make that phone call to yer ole buddy Trent.

Bruce


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 19 May 03 - 11:36 PM

I'm telling ya, boys; that fellow bee-dubya-ell is a natural born KNOWER OF THINGS!!!

Did you see how he just cut to the cheese and saw the one flaw in my idea! That is the work of a gifted mind!

Even after the King has left the throne, this man should be honored for being the great man he is...THE KNOWER OF THINGS!!!

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 May 03 - 11:40 PM

A few night ago, in a fit of pique, I posted a quiz on this thread. Just in case anyone's curious, here are the answers. If you're not curious, don't read em!

1) Three songs whose titles refer to street names for LSD are Hendrix's "Purple Haze", Cream's "Sunshine of Your Love" (after "orange sunshine") and Chicago's "25 or 624" (25 being slang for LSD-25). I'm sure there are others.

2) Martin's D-45 was designed for Gene Autry. Gibson's J-200 was designed for Ray Whitley. Autry's signature song was "Back in the Saddle Again" which was written by Whitley.

3) Ted Nugent played a Gibson Byrdland, usually considered a jazz box, before becoming a PRS convert.

4) John Mayall wears a large Bowie knife on stage.

5) "The Second Coming" became "The Allman Brothers Band" after some personnel changes. "The One Percent" changed their name to "Lynnyrd Skynnyrd".

6) Contrary to what some folks believe, Derek and the Dominoes keyboardist Bobby Whitlock is alive and well and living in Alabama.

7) Zappa's dad was a history teacher at a private boy's academy in Jacksonville, Florida.

8) Tony Rice was turned down for the Ronstadt job for using a capo.

9) John Hartford used a flanger, a device more commonly associated with guys like Eddie VanHalen, in his stomp-box rig.

10) The largest crowd to see Hendrix was at the Atlanta Pop Festival on July, 4th, 1970.

Bonus answer: As a country resident and former owner of pigs, I do probably know more about pig shit than most people.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 19 May 03 - 11:43 PM

I got em all right!!! When do I get my two song tape by khandu??

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 May 03 - 12:06 AM

The biggest fit of pique in history was that evidenced by Zebulon Pike when his advances to a certain Apache woman were rejected out of hand. Thus the expression "Pike's Pique" found its way into the annals of the American West. This is a little known and fascinating fact.

Rapaire - I suggest hiring a chicken sexer first, to determine the gender of the dead chicken. My seven week course in that very art is now past the halfway mark, and I will soon be ready to assist you. PM me in 3 weeks, and I'll see what I can do to help.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 May 03 - 12:17 AM

P r rl mssssppn ss, r mjst!!

Regards,

A --

First Vowel

And to rescue those who prematurely succumbed to khandu's folly, here are the vowels missing from the above:

U you oya iiiia a our aey


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 May 03 - 12:32 AM

Your Lordship....

You already have the two-song tape by khandu. He sent it to you last week when you got all the answers to his quiz correct. Remember? First prize for this new quiz was a free weekend at the Sandy Landing Yacht and Racquet Club and you have won!

Since you live in Mississippi and are probably not up on the currently chique places to be seen in Florida, we'll tell you a little about SLY&RC. Sandy Landing is a sandbar on a creek in The Blackwater State Forest a few miles from my humble abode. It is a popular drop-off point for canoe trips. It is also a very popular place for local teenagers to practice both safe and unsafe sex at night. Mostly, though, it is a place for guys named Bubba and Jim Bob to hang out on weekends and drink lots of beer and leave the cans all over the place so the forest rangers can pick them up on Monday. Some people are actually brave enough to camp overnight at Sandy Landing, though doing so with anything smaller than a .357 in your tent is not suggested. The "Yacht and Racquet Club" thing is a joke some guy came up with. He actually had tee-shirts and bumper-stickers printed up and was gonna make a million dollars off of them but only four people bought 'em.

Actually, it would probably be a very nice place for you to set up your kingdom-in-exile after you are deposed from the throne of Mississippi. Bubba and Jim Bob have never seen a real King before and would probably think you was a lot of fun to hang out with.

BWL - Knower of Squat


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: stevetheORC
Date: 20 May 03 - 02:40 AM

Might I be the first to wish every one a very Merry and Happy Christmas/Yule and a wonderful New Year, saves me doing it later in case I forget. Dear Rap you can now have the said dead clucker as a early Xmas lunch just in case you forget to do that later:-)

A happy Easter as well

De Orc


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 03 - 09:33 AM

Last evening the chicken exploded.

I had had the local bomb squad check it out, and they had gotten all excited about "checking out some chick." The Federal Marshal who lives in the apartment below mine had also checked it because I was worried about the wires and batteries and stuff inside it.

Fortunately the chicken was outside when it happened. The blast destroyed almost all of half a quarter of a hillside. For a moment I thought it was something the chicken ate, but then I remembered that it was already dead.

Rotting feathers and such are all over the place.

Could this have been some sort of threat? Even though the tag on its leg was addressed to me, could it have been meant for someone else?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 May 03 - 11:04 AM

Possibly. Have you offended any Lithanians recently? I think it's time to call in the forensic experts and get this matter sorted out.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 May 03 - 11:05 AM

King Khandu - you mean you aren't a descendant of President Pierce and the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Lizard aliens?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 May 03 - 11:23 AM

I had a girlfriend who was one of those, I think. She was unusual. So...how are we doing at achieving the central purpose of this thread?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 20 May 03 - 12:02 PM

dont know what this is about and have not the time to read it, but everyone should post on it ,just to prove you exist.

I post therefore Im spam.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 03 - 02:59 PM

I just came home for lunch and now they're outside. They have pitchforks and torches.

I don't know what this means.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 May 03 - 03:05 PM

They've heard all about you, pal...and they think it might not be a good idea for you to move into their neighborhood...suggest you call the sheriff, on his cell-phone -- he's the one outside with the big torch on the left... :>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 May 03 - 03:15 PM

as long as they don't break out the garlic or the wolfbane you're probably okay.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 03 - 03:22 PM

They're gone now. They sort of wandered off in different directions. Idahoans have short attentions spans, I guess.

I still don't know what any of this means.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 May 03 - 04:56 PM

Aw hell, if it'd been Texans they'd have forgot why they was there afore they even arrived, and most probably all have kilt each other on mutual suspicion.

But watch out for the Lithuanians!

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: stevetheORC
Date: 20 May 03 - 05:47 PM

i fink that they wanted you to be the guest of horror at a barbacue

they were just staking you out

De Orc


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 20 May 03 - 07:01 PM

I think mebbe you hbav someway slipped the stream and habv entered a alterrain dimenssus! Do they seem to be moaning and careing on and muttereig the werds "DRAINS....DRAINS....DRAINS...."? I sar peeple like thet in a documentary flim once. Very darned unnerving too. Mebbe you shuld start nailing boards over yore windows and dores az that will hold them back a little if they iz the same bunch.

Yerz,
Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 20 May 03 - 10:00 PM

Are we certain that this is not some kind of diversion created by the Dutch? They are good at that sort of thing, you know.

My Grandpaw always said "When in doubt, suspect the Dutch".

Well, he didn't always say it. I remember one time he didn't say it.

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 May 03 - 10:01 PM

That's pretty pithy, there, K. Were all your family xenophobic?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 03 - 10:57 PM

All of my family were from Illinois, originally, except those that weren't. I mean, after they came over the water. From the Old Sod. Who I suspect they were running away from. I don't know where Xenophob is -- perhaps near Rabbit Hash, Kentucky or Blue Ball, Pennsylvania? I mean, if it's in the United States at all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 21 May 03 - 12:41 AM

I waz abandoned at birf and cannot add to nothing ovb herediry subsequence. I yam farly shore the I yam descender ob Northirn yuroguyans tho. I coverd yore knowledge obv fambly history hawebber!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 21 May 03 - 04:33 AM

I'm still marveling at that SLOW MEN WORKING sign mentioned above (or, if you prefer, SLW MN WRKNG). I presume that K Rex saw the sign in front of his place of employment. And that finds me, to my surprise, very favorably impressed with the State of Mississippi (or, if you prefer, Msssspp). We know that in most states, official signage tends to be arcane, ambiguous, or absent. (Except here in Hawaii, where it's merely unpronounceable.) But to think that there is a state which would provide such a clear, simple, descriptive label ...well, here's a tip of my coconut-frond papale to your too-often-maligned dominion, my good man. Well done, indeed!

Aloha,
Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 May 03 - 02:35 PM

_ tnk tht th d f lvng t ll th vwlls s - vr stpd n. t wld rslt n ppl bng vn lss bl t cmmnct thn sl.

See what I mean?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 May 03 - 03:57 PM

NEWS FLASH!!!!!

KING SUSPECTED IN COOKIE THEFTS!!

Mudcat News Service's crack team of investigative reporters have uncovered the culprit behind the recent rash of Mudcat cookie disappearances! King khandu of Mississippi has been accused of stealing other Mudcatters' cookies in a feeble attempt to retain control of the fabled kingdom which is rapidly slipping out of his grasp. Sources claim that khandu has hidden the cookies away in a secret vault in an undisclosed location and is planning to offer them back to their owners in exchange for promises of support in his attempt to keep his throne. Exactly how khandu is planning to offer the return of the missing cookies is a bit of a mystery since the now-cookieless victims are unable to receive private messages. This little complication was apparently overlooked by King khandu when he hatched this ill-advised scheme. To quote one of MNS's anonymous sources, "That khandu! What a idjit! Har, har, har!"

Meanwhile, in a related story, the first of an expected multitude of contenders to the throne of Mississippi has declared his candidacy for King. Mr. Slimuel J. (Slim) Piggins, a Vietnamese potbellied pig from Allentown, Florida has filed the necessary papers and will begin campaigning after the Memorial Day holiday. When asked about his candidacy, Mr. Piggins remarked, "Oink, grunt, snorf, wee!", which translates as, "Hey, Bub! Ya gotta apple in yer pocket?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 21 May 03 - 04:04 PM

Silly Khandu! They'll only go stale!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 21 May 03 - 07:07 PM

Meanwhile back at the ranch the mudder pigs where feeling a little disgruntled.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 May 03 - 07:55 PM

To: King khandu of Mississippi

From: Bee-dubya-ell

Dear King,

It is with great regret that I must inform you of my intention to leave the service of Your Majesty's Court effective immediately. I have been offered the position of Campaign Manager by Mr. Slimuel J. (Slim) Piggins who is running against Your Royal Self for King of Mississippi.

It has been a great honor to have been your Poet Lariat and Knower of Things and Knower of Pigshit and all the other honorifics and degradations that Your Majesty has seen fit to bestow upon my humble self and/or snatch away in fits of childish temper to which it is well known that the inbred members of royal families everywhere are prone. Why, Your Kingship was even fully supportive of my humble self when I experienced my brief but excruciatingly intense and full-flavored dive into the utter depths of idjithood.

I will see you on the campaign trail, just as soon as I get back from the Florida Folk Festival way down upon the banks of the beautiful Suwanee River.

But, then again, I may have time to dash off just one paid political announcement before I finish packing the truck.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 21 May 03 - 08:13 PM

Appauling!! See how khandar hab made light ob hiz loyal sarvant an poet extraordinaire and now he iz gone to wander the wilderness and sleep in unfambliar areas and now ebven denys hiz inner idjitood. The eye ob Khnardo looks far and divers an causeth grown men to shake like Elvis in constipation an wif grate feer and awe.

Resist yore desire to wear the ring BeeDub, Less you will reveel yoreself to him thet way.

Twede
P.S.Gud luck an' habv a lotta fun at the fest. (no BS!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 21 May 03 - 10:09 PM

I wanna tell ya, that pot-bellied Pig is my no-count oinkle on my daddy's side. I am STYmied at his audacious plans to take over the Hallowed Throne of Mississippi!

He is known to wallow in mud-slinging tactics and is one of low character. I think I will contact my old friend and ally, B.B. Wolf, and get his advice on how to encourage oink from trying this!

Anybody want a cookie?

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 May 03 - 10:17 PM

VOTE FOR SLIM!!!!!

THE PORCINE PARTY CANDIDATE FOR

KING OF MISSISSIPPI


"'Because little pigs, they like acorns and I don't like bacon."


Paid political advertisement.   Paid for by The Committee to Elect the Pig King and Send khandu to Michigan or Maybe Idaho.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 21 May 03 - 10:39 PM

Allright!!! Who did you pay?...It is a "paid Political ad"?

But why Idaho or, worse yet, Michigan? Why not some place sensible like...Alabama?

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 21 May 03 - 10:47 PM

Lttl Hwk hs gd nd vld pnt! Cmmnictn wld bcm qt dffclt f ppl strtd lvng t th vwls. s, t wsn't gd pln!

Bt, wndr f Twd cn ndrstnd ths bttr thn th rglr mnnr f wrtng.

khnd


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 May 03 - 10:55 PM

Drst nd mst stmd Sr:

_ m mvd nc gn t rqst tht y g shft rrslf n th rl rse.

'r bdnt srvnt,

A
First Vowel


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 May 03 - 10:56 PM

Ain't never been to either Idaho OR Michigan, have ya, Khandu boy? Y'all come out here and we'll fix you up with some good 'taters. Famous ones.

Whereas I've been to both AND Alabama AND Mississippi! Didn't find a lot of difference between them and Memphis, actually. Actually, I didn't find a lot a of difference between Michigan and Indiana, or Idaho and anyplace else. Or Ohio. Or Pennsylvania. Or Vermont. Or Saskact...Sascatchu...Alberta.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 May 03 - 10:58 PM

Hello, waht all this is about? i read this rthread but i dony knoew waht it means as tall, i verey confused!
ps and hoew do you do that big writing as well, ? can you do it with internet tv box, or do you haf to buy a com puter first? I like to do some big wtiting but i dont know how, i lookeed at the FAW drop down thing but, it dident tel me how to make some big witring, or it did but i dident see it.john


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 May 03 - 11:25 PM

ctlly flks, mst shrthnd sstms lv mst vwls t, prtclrl crt rptrs mchn shrthnd. Th dd thm bck n whn th trnscrb th shrthnd bck t rglr nglsh.

brc


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 May 03 - 11:34 PM

In French, too? In English you can spell "ys" but how do you spell "Oui" without vowels? If you met a lovely French person and s/he wanted to say that they would like to become a closer acquaintance, how would you know?

"Mdmsll, vlz-vs, pt-tr, ctt sr...?"
"h, Mnsr,                   !"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 May 03 - 11:53 PM

O- -o -u--e- -ou--e--, -ou --u-i- -i-!!!

Well, I have to admit that all consonants works a bit better than all vowels. All vowels sounds like the audio part of a cheap porno video.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 22 May 03 - 12:08 AM

400!! BS!! Glorious BS..


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