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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 12 Dec 05 - 11:50 PM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 12 Dec 05 - 09:49 PM
Acme 12 Dec 05 - 09:45 PM
Rapparee 12 Dec 05 - 09:33 PM
Rapparee 12 Dec 05 - 07:06 PM
Bunnahabhain 12 Dec 05 - 07:04 PM
John MacKenzie 12 Dec 05 - 04:50 PM
Acme 12 Dec 05 - 04:11 PM
Amos 12 Dec 05 - 03:59 PM
Rapparee 12 Dec 05 - 12:43 PM
Acme 12 Dec 05 - 11:44 AM
John MacKenzie 12 Dec 05 - 10:24 AM
Rapparee 12 Dec 05 - 09:46 AM
John MacKenzie 12 Dec 05 - 09:12 AM
Amos 11 Dec 05 - 06:24 PM
Bunnahabhain 11 Dec 05 - 12:49 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 11:50 PM

Well, I am done with this flu stuff. It was fun for a while but now it is boring. I am back at woik, aside from an occasional dizzy spell, doing right in the world.

I did catch up on my sleep, though. Almost 72 hours straight, with minor interruptions.

As for spreading viruses, I couldn't even try; I am closely monitored.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 09:49 PM

You want to melt the poler ice cap? Easy. Well for the South Pole anyway it's easy. Here's what you do: make a flippin' BIG gasoline spill in the South Atlantick area. Let it all run down to the south end at the bottom part of the globe, eh? Then light it. The fire will melt the whole flippin' ice cap or at least most of it. I read that there is ground under there. When the fire goes out the ground will be exposed and there will be 85 billion barbecued penguins layin' all over. Package 'em up quick and use 'em to fight world hunger! This could change the whole flippin' world as we know it.

You heard it here. My idea. Don't steal it, eh? I am seekin' copyright as we, like, speak. Or a patent.

I am so flippin' sharp sometimes that I scare myself, eh?

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 09:45 PM

Nah, we can blame that on Dubya. We can blame Amos' flu on Dubya also. And my dogs' farts. They're just expressing their opinion of Dubya as long as he's in office.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 09:33 PM

Behold! A theory!

Amos, the Gaudy Ignitor, is responsible for the melting of the ice caps!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 07:06 PM

Sickie. At least you're killing the germs and bacteria with your Torch Touch. But then again, you've melted the plates and cups, and dinner is burnt.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 07:04 PM

What Giok really means, as I'm sure you know, is don't breathe in this direction.

Although, as this was over two hours ago, if you didn't realise this point, it may be too late.


Plus, a good virus checker will stop your flu germs fitting down the phone line. It is your duty to everyone to get one!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 04:50 PM

Yes Amos Mom says don't breathe!!
G ☺


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 04:11 PM

Amos, Mom sez "go back to bed!" and don't spread your flu germs around in here. You can get a cuppa bouillon on your way past the kitchen as long as you don't breathe or touch anything in there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 03:59 PM

Flame On, Good Buddy. I was RAISED on Torch!! Well...actually, it was DC action tales, but close enough. One superhero fantasy alla same me!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 12:43 PM

Gaudy Amos Ignitor?!?!?!?? What is he, another alter ego of Johnny Storm?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 11:44 AM

Yes. But that doesn't restrict your participation here. (At times it is considered a prerequisite)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 10:24 AM

Gaudy Amos Igatur perhaps!
or
Hang on a mo' Amos I need a mat
or
Am I batty?

G..


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 09:46 AM

Good morning, Mom.

Would a sponge Amos be anything like a Sponging Bob Wetpants, or whatever it's called? Or were you thinking of a Sprong! Amos?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 09:12 AM

I'm still thinking about the idea of a sponge Amos. An Amos who can soak up liquid like a sponge is a concept I can easily visualise though.

Giok

OK Amos it's Hugh's turn, we have a problem.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 05 - 06:24 PM

Ugggh. Flu is the PITS, Mom! Make it stoooop!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 11 Dec 05 - 12:49 PM

It's been a real struggle to get Moab to load for the last week or so. I think it's Mom who's got a cold, not any of us.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 05 - 12:08 PM

Damme if I let that photographer chappy come 'round again whislt I'm at work! (Smallsword is on the left, hidden by the coat and the horse, for I am right handed. Being right handed, drawing it from a carry on the right would be, in a word, akward. The blade alone is 35 inches long.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Dec 05 - 10:33 AM

Rapaire, I saw a picture of you the other day. You handgun seems awfully small. I guess you had your smallsword tucked away since you were up on the horse.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Dec 05 - 06:36 PM

Well, Mom knows that I tried. I tried and tried and tried to bring her back up, but the Mudcat (who is jealous, I think, of Mom's popularity) wouldn't call her to I could post.

No, I won't sell my swords to help pay the bills! Instead, I'll use them to obtain ill-gotten loot from gentlemen and ladies of the highway!

Yes!

I shall become the highwayman that robs the highwaymen (and highwaywomen)! After all, why should I do ALL the work and take ALL the risks? This way I don't have to rob a whole bunch at once, but just one person!

Pretty smart, huh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Dec 05 - 06:09 PM

Been repairing a friend's computer. She's back online now so she can conduct her job search and check her email. She was experimenting with making a bread pudding (hadn't made it before) as I worked. I stood up to look into the kitchen and was astonished to see the pan filled with bread. At my urgings we adjusted the ingredients (only 2 cups of bread, not 8) and adjusted it to accomodate the extra eggs. Too much nutmeg it in, but other than that it was delicious. The pecans were a nice idea. I had a bowl of pudding before we all headed out after and afternoon well-spent.

Hope you're feeling better Amos. Poor little moonglow was down for the count for an entire week (fever, achiness).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Dec 05 - 05:30 PM

Well, Geeze Louise; I take a day on sick-bay and the damn MOAB sinks to almost the bottom!

Hope you guys are surviving pre Xmas stressions okay.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Dec 05 - 10:01 PM

Only if you turn in your swords, to help meet expenses.


Hello Mom. I got back late yesterday from Houston but I came down with a flu or a walking peenumony or something so I have been unconscious. I tried to go to work but they said I should go home. It is very weird, dizzifying and all.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 05 - 05:38 PM

Them highwaymen sure as heck didn't use any of MY swords, no matter WHAT Bunn says! They might have carried rapiers, true, but during the 18th Century it's not probable since by then the smallsword had pretty much replaced the rapier. The rapier was popular during Shakespeare's time:

Merchat: V, 1: Here, stand behind this bulk; straight will he come: Wear thy good rapier bare, and put it home.

Merry Wives: II, III: By gar, de herring is no dead so as I vill kill him. Take your rapier, Jack; I vill tell you how I vill kill him.

Measure: IV, II: Then have we young Dizy, and young Master Deep-vow, and Master Copperspur, and Master Starve-lackey the rapier and dagger man....

Henry V, II, I: If you grow foul with me, Pistol, I will scour you with my rapier

LLL, I, II: O well-knit Samson! strong-jointed Samson! I do excel thee in my rapier as much as thou didst me in carrying gates.

R&J, I, V: Fetch me my rapier, boy. (Tybalt had a sort of caddy, I guess, to carry his rapier-bag.)

Hamlet, V, II: Ham. What is his weapon? Osr. Rapier and dagger. Ham. That is two of his weapons; but well.

And I can give you about twenty more such references. But during the 18th Century the rapier had given way to the smallsword (or, as it is also known, the courtsword).

Which is not to say that rapiers were completely passe -- just that gentlemen highwaymen did not, in all probability, use them. They simply weren't FASHION, my dear!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Dec 05 - 04:54 PM

picks lint off of sweat shirt, twiddles thumbs, reads a book, waiting for other MOABites to get around to visiting Mom today


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Dec 05 - 02:34 PM

Only thing a blunderbuss would be good for here is to throw on the fire to keep us warm. Texas is unaccustomed to 12 degree nights, especially when last Saturday it reached 90. No opportunity to acclimate to the season when it does that in the space of five days.

My poor outside doggies have been cooped up in the house, their only entertainment to occasionally harass the cats. Mom, make Amos share some of his warm weather please, so my dogs can go back outside. They're so sweet, but they fart all of the time and it gets just a tad close in my office when they insist on sleeping beside my chair.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 09 Dec 05 - 10:22 AM

aw they probably just say "pistol" because it's a lot harder to fit "blunderbuss" into the scansion. I can see highwaymen using a good saber though, not one of them effete epee's.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 09 Dec 05 - 10:10 AM

Your filthy ideas have dragged mom right down to the bottom of the page. Shame on you!

And I know this is dangerously close to music here, but in all the goodnight ballards, the highwaymen have pistols, not blunderbusses. I don't know what swords they have, but probably rapaires.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 05 - 04:05 PM

I mean to to San Diego and live off of Amos's earnings, savings, and retirement pension while swilling the best liquors, eating the best foods, and in generally having one helluva a good time while he pays the bills.

Can I, Mom? Pretty please with sugar on it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Dec 05 - 02:57 PM

Do you mean you want to sit in the same bath and sponge Amos off, or is it you want to drink and merry away his money? I don't mean marry his money but that, could also be an option if you want to sit in the bath and sponge Amos. (Happy face thingy inserted here)

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 05 - 09:06 AM

Mom! Mom! Wake Up Mom! Amos just called me a name, I think. He said I was a romantic bone or something, Mom! What's that mean, Mom, huh? Do I have to go punch him in the nose or something, Mom? Please, can I? It's -6 degrees F. here right now, Mom, and I could use a trip to warmer climes so can I go tweak Amos's nose or buy him a beer or sponge off of him for the rest of the winter, huh, Mom, can I?

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mom?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 06:17 PM

I always knew yon Rap had a romantic bone in his body, despite what all the gals say; but I could never figure out which one.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 04:45 PM

If I only had a blunderbuss, I could be a REAL dashing highwayman. One who would rob the men, kiss the ladies, and give all the money I stole to the poor, who would then honor me with flowers as I was taken to be turned off at Tyburn. And a horse. A horse would facilitate the chases across the countryside under the full moon to the Inn where the innkeeper's daughter fair would be pining for me and where her father would betray me to the King (see Tyburn, above) and later realize that by doing so he had driven his only daughter, the joy of the his heart, to cast herself from the bridge and into the swirling maelstrom below at the same time I was hung at Tyburn.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 09:25 AM

We've scared off everyone else!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 09:19 AM

Sorry, never watched Dr. Who. In fact, I very rarely watch much television at all -- just the weather and the evening news (local and national) while eating dinner (and usually the TV is muted until something that appears interesting shows on the screen). Don't go to movies very much, either -- last one I saw was the second Harry Potter flick. I have the third HP movie on DVD, but I haven't bothered to set up the DVD player I bought two years ago yet.

I do have my small sword, though. It's on the wall, along with a percussion-lock .45 Kentucky-style pistol, all set for my "Stand and Deliver!" gig to start. I even have a tricorn hat for it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 07:35 AM

Oh yes, Show of Hands, or as they are normally refered to in a surprised and excited voice, "Show of Hands!!!!"

Folkish duo from Cornwall, generally viewed as very good, and who have a rather high proportion of female fans. Draw your own conclusions...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 07:22 AM

You don't know what a dalek is! you poor, deprived soul! Daleks


From Wikpedia.

The Daleks (pronounced "DAH-lecks" or "DAH-licks"; IPA: 'dɑːlɛks) are a fictional extraterrestrial race of mutants from the British science fiction television series Doctor Who. The mutated descendants of the Kaled people (originally refered to as "Dals") of the planet Skaro, they travel around in tank-like mechanical casings, a ruthless race bent on universal conquest and domination, utterly without pity, compassion or remorse. They are also, collectively, the greatest alien adversaries of the Time Lord known as the Doctor. Their most infamous catchphrase is "EX-TER-MIN-ATE!", with each syllable individually screeched in a frantic electronic voice (download sample). Other common utterances include "I (or WE) OBEY!" to any command given by a superior.

The Daleks were created by writer Terry Nation and BBC designer Raymond Cusick and were first introduced in December 1963 in the second Doctor Who serial. They became an immediate hit with the viewing audience, featuring in many subsequent serials. They have become synonymous with Doctor Who and their behaviour and catchphrases are part of British popular culture.

The word "Dalek" has entered the Oxford English Dictionary and other major dictionaries (the Collins Dictionary defines it rather broadly as "any of a set of fictional robot-like creations that are aggressive, mobile, and produce rasping staccato speech"). It is also a trademark, having first been registered by the BBC in 1964 to protect its lucrative range of Dalek merchandise.

The term is sometimes used in a metaphorical sense to describe people, usually figures in authority, who act like robots unable to break their programming. John Birt, the controversial ex-Director-General of the BBC, was called a "croak-voiced Dalek" by playwright Dennis Potter in August 1993. The Daleks even appeared on a postage stamp celebrating British popular culture in 1999, photographed by Lord Snowdon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 09:14 PM

What is a Dalek? Why a show of hands?

I know what dogs and kilts are, but I've never seen a dog wearing a kilt.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 08:02 PM

Althouigh she is also rather entheuiastic about alot of very random things indeed. I don't want to think what possible connection kilts, Daleks, any animals except dogs and Show of hands could have


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 06:11 PM

Although she is quite entheuiastic about kilts....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 05:08 PM

Sorry -- I forgot that Scotland, Wales, and Cornwall share the same island as England. The Three obviously do not need to be any sexier than they are. If they were the world would be completely overrun with Celts.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 04:42 PM

I'll see what Crystal thinks of that!

Unless I'm very much mistaken you'll hear the laughing in Idaho, and Houston, and the rest of Texas, and wherever Gluon and the Freds current are...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 03:35 PM

This is unbelievable, but true! Two threads, and sooo true!

Wot makes the British so SEXY?: The Mother of all BS threads

And now all them UKers know!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 11:36 AM

Oh, wait! I think he went to CISCO Houston, not Whitney! It would certainly be more in keeping with Amos' character, such as it is. But then again, he has depths yet unplumbed, so maybe it's both. Amos, Cisco and Whitney -- what a group! They could tour as, let's see -- perhaps under the name "The Four Freshman!"

Yeah!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 09:34 AM

Yeah, and Houston has a reasonably stable mayorality.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 12:42 AM

Well ma'am I AM in Houston, where I said I was gonna be. COme over for dinner! It's a lot closer than San Diego! I am in the fifteenth floor fo the Hilton looking out over the beautiful city. Tomorrow its events and presentations all day. But, it's a living, and it's not under the umbrella of our furless C in C so I ain't bo=itchin'! :)

The Freds better not mess with Gluon; limbs or no limbs he could relocate their Eigenstates so fast they wouldn't know whether they were being or unbeing!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 12:06 AM

For someone who has gone away, Amos sure comes back a lot!

It has been difficult to load today, and there were difficult times over the last couple of days. Just keep trying.

BWL, I'm going to be replacing the hard drive in a computer of a friend this week. I hope that's all that is wrong with it (I think they got something virus or worm-wise in there so nasty that it ate up the registry and such, and the computer got moved a lot and the old hard drive was small and old. . . And $50-60 for a new small drive is still less expensive than buying a new computer.

freds, I let the dogs sleep in the house tonight (it got so cold out that the garage is not a comfortable venue), so don't try coming by here looking for anything with DNA that might offend you. These two girls will tear you ear from navel (I heard you don't have any limbs).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,aMOS
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 11:26 PM

That might have been the result of impeccable control, Fred-Butt. Ever think of that?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 10:14 PM

What is this Tavern? Should we go there? The one you call Rapaire has defective DNA and we had to terminate the offspring. Fortunately only three freds were destroyed doing so, and they had already castigated themselves. What is the creature you call Amos? And can't you control that Gluon thing better? Itshehe has urinated upon Clemmy's azaleas tomorrow. Thank you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 06:21 PM

Hi, Mom!

Sorry I haven't been around much lately. I've been busy trying to get my new chrono-spatial anomaly generator working. My old one gave up the ghost last week and it was going to cost more to get it repaired than what I originally paid for the thing. Money's a bit too tight to buy a new one right now, so I bought a kit from Radio Shack. It has all the features of the most expensive prefab models for about half the price. Problem is, it's not working right.   It'll send stuff wherever and whenever for a few milliseconds, but then it cycles back to plain old here and now. It's very frustrating. I'm sure I put everything together correctly. Maybe they accidentally sold me the Canadian version (208V) instead of the U.S. version (240V). Do you know where Gluon is? Maybe he could figure it out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 05:47 PM

Can't all the effort being put into putting more computers in to cars be redirected to makeing the mechanical engineering more reliable, and the computers un-necessary?

I just finished painting the hall. It was rather dark, it is now less so. I may have also painted my ear, jumper, shoes etc....


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