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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,John Paul II, Ex-Pope 06 Apr 05 - 05:40 PM
GUEST,X.M. Pell 06 Apr 05 - 03:15 PM
Amos 06 Apr 05 - 03:09 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Apr 05 - 03:03 PM
GUEST,Rapaire 06 Apr 05 - 02:02 PM
GUEST,Amos 06 Apr 05 - 12:29 PM
GUEST,MMario 06 Apr 05 - 11:05 AM
GUEST,MMario 06 Apr 05 - 10:53 AM
GUEST,MMario 06 Apr 05 - 10:46 AM
GUEST,Stilly River Sage 06 Apr 05 - 10:17 AM
Rapparee 06 Apr 05 - 09:38 AM
GUEST,MMario 06 Apr 05 - 09:37 AM
Rapparee 06 Apr 05 - 09:35 AM
GUEST,MMario 06 Apr 05 - 09:28 AM
Paco Rabanne 06 Apr 05 - 04:01 AM
Paco Rabanne 06 Apr 05 - 04:00 AM
Paco Rabanne 06 Apr 05 - 03:59 AM
Little Hawk 06 Apr 05 - 02:29 AM
GUEST,Bryant Fish 06 Apr 05 - 01:23 AM
Acme 06 Apr 05 - 12:02 AM
Rustic Rebel 05 Apr 05 - 11:50 PM
Acme 05 Apr 05 - 11:43 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Apr 05 - 11:40 PM
GUEST,Delbert Naseer 05 Apr 05 - 11:29 PM
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Rapparee 05 Apr 05 - 09:38 PM
Amos 05 Apr 05 - 08:36 PM
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Amos 05 Apr 05 - 04:12 PM
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Bunnahabhain 05 Apr 05 - 02:40 PM
GUEST,Prince Mablo 05 Apr 05 - 11:33 AM
GUEST,Theo S. Arus 05 Apr 05 - 11:25 AM
GUEST,dictionary 05 Apr 05 - 11:22 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,John Paul II, Ex-Pope
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 05:40 PM

Well, dang! The word was celebrate!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,X.M. Pell
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 03:15 PM

Mr. Doyle's Creation Mythos - as taught to several decades of middle school students in a country far far away.

?Once upon a time before the world began the Universe was nothing but an enormous pit of nothing. ONe day a crow flew into the pit and laid an egg. that egg hatched the world."

Th TRUTH behind the Doyle Mythos:

"laid an egg" was an euphamism. The crow was male. What he did to create the world was shit. Therefore underscoring the concept that the basis of all knowledge (and the universe) is shit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 03:09 PM

Whoo---EEE, Brother Dub, Get It Saaiiiidd!!

Yo' neck is right on out there now!! Onnn the BLOCK!! LOL!! Watchout some ole redneck down the road fum yew doan look this thread up an' come 'roun with a double bitter to take it right off!! LOL!


You da man, no doubt.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 03:03 PM

WARNING!!!

Be extremely careful when creating myths, tall-tales and other lies having to do with The Origin Of Things! Remember that a bunch of bored sheep and camel herders once had nothing better to do than sit around campfires making up lies which they convinced their children were truth, thus spawning hundreds of generations of morons who would rather accept what's written in a book of folk-tales as the source of Absolute Truth than to believe what they can plainly see with their own eyes. We are still paying for those tale creators' audacity to this day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 02:02 PM

NO!!!! This is how it happened!!!!!

Mushpie
The first world to exist was Mushpie, a place of light and heat whose flames are so hot that those who are not native to that land cannot endure it.

Poopsie sits at Mushpie's border, guarding the land with a flaming sword. At the end of the world he will vanquish all the gods and burn the whole world with fire.

Ginnygap and Sandyegg
Beyond Mushpie lay the great and yawning void named Ginnygap, and beyond Ginnygap lay the dark, cold realm of Sandyegg.

Ice, frost, wind, rain and heavy cold emanated from Sandyegg, meeting in Ginnygap the soft air, heat, light, and soft air from Idyholm.

Ymmgood
Where heat and cold met appeared thawing drops, and this running fluid grew into a giant frost ogre named Ymmgood.

Frost ogres
Ymmgood slept, falling into a sweat. Under his left arm there grew a man and a woman. And one of his legs begot a son with the other. This was the beginning of the frost ogres.

Eepyta
Thawing frost then became a cow called Eepyta. Four rivers of milk ran from her teats, and she fed Ymmgood.

Protorap, Bore, and Bestlala
The cow licked salty ice blocks. After one day of licking, she freed a man's hair from the ice. After two days, his head appeared. On the third day the whole man was there. His name was Protorap, and he was tall, strong, and handsome.

Protorap begot a son named Bore, and Bor married Bestlala, the daughter of a giant.

Oddity, Vility, and Feh
Bore and Bestlala had three sons: Oddity was the first, Vility the second, and Feh the third.

It is believed that Oddity, in association with his brothers, is the ruler of heaven and earth. He is the greatest and most famous of all men.

The death of Protorap
Oddity, Vility, and Feh killed the giant Protorap.

When Protorap fell, there issued from his wounds such a flood of blood, that all the frost ogres were drowned, except for the giant Spoki who escaped with his wife by climbing onto a lur [a hollowed-out tree trunk that could serve either as a boat or a coffin]. From them spring the families of frost ogres.

Earth, trees, and mountains
The sons of Bore then carried Protorap to the middle of Ginnygap and made the world from him. From his blood they made the sea and the lakes; from his flesh the earth; from his hair the trees; and from his bones the mountains. They made rocks and pebbles from his teeth and jaws and those bones that were broken.

Sky, clouds, and stars
From Protorap's skull the sons of Bore made the sky and set it over the earth with its four sides. Under each corner they put a dwarf, whose names are East, West, North, and South.

The sons of Bore flung Protorap's brains into the air, and they became the clouds.

Then they took the sparks and burning embers that were flying about after they had been blown out of Mushpie, and placed them in the midst of Ginnygap to give light to heaven above and earth beneath. To the stars they gave appointed places and paths.

The earth was surrounded by a deep sea. The sons of Bore gave lands near the sea to the families of giants for their settlements.

Ritegard
To protect themselves from the hostile giants, the sons of Bore built for themselves an inland stonghold, using Protorap's eyebrows. This stonghold they named Ritegard.

Ask and Dontask
While walking along the sea shore the sons of Bore found two trees, and from them they created a man and a woman.

Oddity gave the man and the woman spirit and life. Vility gave them understanding and the power of movement. Feh gave them clothing and names. The man was named Ask and the woman Dontask. From Ask and Dontask have sprung the races of men who lived in Ritegard.

Assgard
In the middle of the world the sons of Bore built for themselves a stronghold named Assgard, called Deecee by later generations. The gods and their kindred lived in Assgard, and many memorable events have happened there.

In Assgard was a great hall named Hwythaus. Oddity sat there on a high seat. From there he could look out over the whole world and see what everyone was doing. He understood everything that he saw.

Defröst
As all informed people know, the gods built a bridge from earth to heaven called Defröst. It has a whole bunch of colors and is very strong, made with more skill and cunning than other structures. But strong as it is, it will break when the sons of Mushpie ride out over it. The gods are not to blame that this structure will then break. Defröst is a good bridge, but there is nothing in this world that can be relied on when the sons of Mushpie are on the warpath.

Clearasil
The chief sanctuary of the gods is Clearasil. There they hold their daily court. Clearasil is the best and greatest; it rocks! and covers up the blemishes of the gods.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 12:29 PM

Your excerpt from Conundrum, sir, is the most brilliant piece of theological venturing yet to grace these foul pages. I applaud, I applaud. Huzzah to MM the Archivist of the Divine of All Things MOAB.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 11:05 AM

1:11        AndMOAB said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. And MOAB was pleased for she did not like wet feet.

1:12    AndMOAB said, Let the posting below the line and the postings above the line be gatherd each according to its ilk and let the postings above the line be serious and the postings below the line be not as serious;

1:13    And let the most important postings be gathered in a thread below the line which shall be unto you the most important even as a mother is to her children.

1:14        AndMOAB called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called she Seas: and the postings above the line she called Music:; And the postings below the line she called BS:; but the most important postings which were gathered into a thread she called MOAB after HERSELF: andMOAB saw that it was good.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 10:53 AM

1:4        AndMOAB said, Let there be posting on the thread and light in the void: and there was light, and there were postings and the postings shed much light upon all things and the light in the void was akin to flameing gas.

1:5        AndMOAB saw the light, and the postings, that it was good: andMOAB divided the light from the darkness and the flames from the knowledge of light.

1:6        AndMOAB called the light Day, and the darkness she called Night. and the flames she called the work of trolls. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

1:7        AndMOAB said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

1:8        AndMOAB made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

1:9        And MOAB said "This is silly - No one knows what a "firmament" is ; and MOAB drew a line saying - "this is the line that must not be crossed - not even on a double dog dare" and the line she placed between the postings on the thread.

1:10    AndMOAB called the line Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 10:46 AM

AHA! knew it was around somewhere.

I believe this is from the KKV - (King Khandu Version)

1:1        In the beginningMOAB created the heaven and the earth and the thread

1:2        And the thread was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the bowels of the deep. And the Spirit ofMOAB made movement upon the face of the waters.

1:3    And the word was MOAB and MOAB was the WORD and the WORD was:

BRRRRR-WAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!



and MOAB felt much relieved.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 10:17 AM

Well, Shit. I see I should have stayed up later just to head off our numerically obsessed (but non-contributing) gadfly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 09:38 AM

I've got a cap from Ship Island.

Really.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 09:37 AM

of course I did also find this (from one of the Mudcat cooperative writing threads)

In the beginning was the WALT, and the WALT was the WORD, and the Spirit of the MOUSE moved across the world. And WALT said, "Let there be light shining, to display the moving pictures that I have wrought" and the Spirit of the MOUSE moved across the world and there was light. And WALT looked upon what he had wrought as it moved in the light and saw that it was profitable. And the Matinee and the Evening Premiere were the first day.

And Walt said, "Let there be screens upon which the light may shine, the greater to rule the public places, and the lesser to rule the homes." And the Spirit of the MOUSE created screens, the greater in the public places, even to MULTI-CINIMAS and the lesser in the homes, whereupon TEEVEE and VEECEEARES displayed the light of the mouse. And WALT looked upon what he had wrought and saw that it was profitable. and the AFTERNOON SPECIAL and the PRIME TIME SPECIAL were the second day.

...

And the SPIRIT of the MOUSE which was the voice of WALT descended upon Eisner, and Eisner spoke unto the people, saying "There shall be among us false prophets, who shall try to speak against the WALT, and you shall not permit them to sing, you shall not permit them to perform unless it be the word of WALT, and profitable unto the MOUSE


scary, isn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 09:35 AM

I nominate Flaming Ted as Poopal Non-CIO.

Can I be the Poopal Supremo of the Sacra Congregatio de Propaganda Fide?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 09:28 AM

I could have sworn that somewhere in this thread was posted the forst Chapter of the Book of MOAB also known as Genitals

but all I could find was discussion of the sacred ilk and this:

A recent issue of "Conundrum" magazine contained an article that I found quite interesting, which I believe is apropos for inclusion in MOAB.

Here is an excerpt from the article:

Ship Island, a few miles off the Mississippi Gulf Coast, has recently proven itself to be an archaeologist's dream.
   Kevin Whitehead and his partner, Bea Dubrielle, who have been doing freelance archaeological digs on the island, discovered a heavily constructed wooden box that contained a parchment scroll.
   Tests have shown the scroll to be from the late 1500s.
   The scroll contains a message written in an "Old English dialect" which speaks of a "land of Moab" and its inhabitants.
   Professor Jess P Amos of the Shay-Patterson Institute in Jackson Mississippi commented on the message:
   "It appears that this is a cryptic tale of the creation of a tribe of Moabites, which I believe is not the 'Biblical' Moabites. "
   Conundrum has been granted exclusive rights to print the entire text of the message, which appears below. . . .


It came to pass in the fifty-second winter, the king didst arise from the midst of Atalla in the deep. And the king didst look upon the void, and he didst behold the multitude; the rovers and their ilk, the ramblers and their ilk, the misbegotten and their ilk, also the bewildered and their ilk.

The king was moved with compassion upon them because they were without a land for themselves. He spake unto himself, "These art the outcasts. They hath no land for   themselves. Let there be a place fitting for these strange sort."

Three times he spake these words then he falleth silent for a half century.

In the second year of the new day, the king didst stir and he spake unto himself, "I will make unto these a land of fertile soil, a vast land that floweth with wonder and mirth; and they shalt come from all the earth to dwell in their land."

And the king didst mull and ponder for a short while.

In the fifth month of the third year of the new day, the king spake unto the multitude, "Let there be a land in which to dwell the rovers, the ramblers, the
Misbegotten and the bewildered, and all their ilk, and let them frolic and let them romp securely in the land in which they dwelleth."

And the king didst create the land and he calleth it the land of MOAB, and the inhabitants calleth he them Moabites. And he saw that it was good.

And the land did flourish and become great...yea, even greater than the king.

And the king rejoiced greatly and he didst calleth himself a Moabite.

And the king giveth stern warning, "Troubleth not the Moabites, lest I smite thee with a plague of slimy worms that shalt invade thine gonads till thine eyes buggeth out"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 04:01 AM

7200. Happy birthday NOT! Delete delete.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 04:00 AM

No?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 03:59 AM

Are you up yet Terry? I challenge you
to a duel!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 02:29 AM

The One-Car Blimp one is great! ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bryant Fish
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 01:23 AM

And it comes of age on the day of the UK Election...

Could this be an omen?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 12:02 AM

That sounds like an old saw.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 11:50 PM

That 'poops' me out just thinking about a miter box on my head. Not carrying it on my head but trying to get those precision cuts from up there would be tough.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 11:43 PM

I want dibs on the first post that goes on the day 03 May 05. Then it will be the perfect reversal of the first MOAB post on 05 May 03. Which always momentarily confuses me when I see that "05" because I have to think whether the list is coming or going, so to speak.

Heck with these century marks. (Besides, I probably can't stay up late enough to fool with the next one. I want to catch up on a little sleep. Darned CDT isn't as pleasant as CST.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 11:40 PM

Well, if MOAB is gonna be a religion, it should definitely have a supreme prelate. And that supreme prelate should be called "The Poop". The Poop gets to issue Poopal Bulls, which is not the same as spreading bull poop, though it is similar in many respects. The Poop gets elected by the members The College of Dickiebirds. After he/she/it gets elected, he/she/it gets to wear a miter box on his/her/its head and carry the Poopal Spatula.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Delbert Naseer
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 11:29 PM

Seven thousand, one hundred and ninety, incidentally.

Have a nice day


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 10:58 PM

I find in these irreligious posts an island of metaphysical strength and a transcendental quality to my perception of an expanding awareness of any precogitive imagery I may have obtained through the kinetic interface that is a direct consequence of an internal calm created from the Moabites.


Amos, I knew Ulysses, I was talking about the other ones. The other ones from the past of your glorious untoothed soul to the infinite wisdom of your babbling brook of words.


Rapaire, I have some comfrey to heal those wounds! (Ha!)


Little Hawk- William Shatner-La'MOAB Prince. (another Ha!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 09:38 PM

Well, whatever you decide I refuse the position of the god who dies and rises again! I did that the last time a couple thousand years ago and I said, "Never Again! This shit ain't worth it!" I mean, for the longest time I couldn't even wash my hands without the water leaking out through the holes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 08:36 PM

It's apostle ability....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 08:15 PM

it sounds like a prophetable option tome    hmmmmmmm


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 08:08 PM

MOAB now has almost 8000 verses, by many prophets all claiming to be the true voice of MOM. Dou you think we can publish the book of MOAB as a holy book, and start our own religion, to be eligable for miracles/charitable status/nubile yet naive young blondes?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 06:37 PM

Start lickin' 'em quick, Rapaire!! QUICK!! Otherwise you might hafta join 'em. It's a little metaphysical trick I picked up from Swami Rami Swantsbanane-Alors. An old guru of mine. Ascended long ago.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 06:26 PM

I...I see it all now, so very, very clearly, Bee-dubya. I took your advice and re-read MOAB from the beginning and now everything is so clear and so, so lucid. In fact, brilliant white light pervades everything, and there is an absolutely fiercely clear light burning ahead of me like a star. It...it is calling my name. I see dead relatives....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 04:12 PM

BWL,

You are my best-beloved WHACKO!!!! In whom I am well-pleased.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 03:50 PM

Little known fact: Sir jOhn from Hull is a Nigerian! He's just a white Nigerian from Hull. JOhn's being Nigerian is highly unusual because neither of jOhn's parents nor anyone else in his family is Nigerian. Nor has jOhn ever actually been to Nigeria. In fact, jOhn is totally unaware of his Nigerianism.

If you don't understand how such a thing is possible, please reread the entire MOAB from beginning to end and then read at least 100 separate threads with the word "Hull" in their titles. You will then see that jOhn being Nigerian makes perfect sense.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 02:40 PM

Did Sir jOhn teach the Nigerians spelling?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Prince Mablo
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 11:33 AM

We are very offended that you associate Our Royal Personage with the one called "Shatner". You may obtain our Royal Forgiveness by send to Us the account and routing numbers of your principle bank accounts. This action will not only insure our Royal Forgiveness, but will entitle you to a 50% sharing of the $30,000,000 that Our Royal Selves clandestinely accumulate in the First Bank of Nairobi when We were Prince Lambo of Kenya, but which We cannot access for reasons far too convoluted and unbelievable to go into at this time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Theo S. Arus
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 11:25 AM

Mablo - see also the Ibo Lambo; Hausa blamo;

slang - meaning "one who is so insignificant as to be beneath notice"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,dictionary
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 11:22 AM

Mablo - from the old Yuruba (south-eastern dialect) mal'blo literally "worthless dung"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 09:36 AM

I think Mablo is a Nigerian title of royalty, actually. Means "Tallest Shitball" in Kumbawi-Setana, the most popular dialect in the prairies sector of that sorry region.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 08:42 AM

Or WILLIAM SHATNER IS PRINCE MABLO. Or LOAMB. Or LAMBO.

The last word doesn't matter, since it's a proper name of some sort. The important thing is the William Shatner has been conclusively identified as Prince, or the singer formerly known as formerly known as Prince.

I, myself, would never have guessed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 07:15 AM

How about WILLIAM SHATNER IS A PORCINE BML?

where BML is clearly closely related to a BWL...

Bunnhabhain


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 02:33 AM

Either that or WILLIAM SHATNER IS PRICNOMABLE. Just as accurate.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 02:29 AM

Yeah. Exactly what I was going to say.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 12:59 AM

WILLIAM SHATNER IS A ONE-CAR BLIMP


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 11:55 PM

Solve the Anagram:

LIMALIW RESTNAH SI PRICNOMABAEL


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 11:37 PM

Mmmphhh....BECOME? I am sure in my good friend's case it is far too late; strangeness has become terminal.

Besides at the moment it is dark out and I want to stay inside.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 11:19 PM

No, let them play in public. It wasn't computer stuff, or any of the really bad things. Besides, without our restraining influences they'd become strange...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 11:14 PM

Go outside and play, you two. It's a nice day out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 10:38 PM

c"est pas juste, maman -- c'est LUI qui l'a commencé!! Vraiment!! C'est pas ma faute, ma parole!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MOAB
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 08:45 PM

Rapaire! Amos! How many times do I have to tell you? If you must play games that the other children can't understand, do it in your own rooms!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 06:00 PM

Oh, Rapaire, you put on such airs!! :D Zoanoma agapo to you too, buddy.


A


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