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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 13 Oct 04 - 09:22 AM
Little Hawk 12 Oct 04 - 11:20 PM
Amos 12 Oct 04 - 11:11 PM
Little Hawk 12 Oct 04 - 10:58 PM
Amos 12 Oct 04 - 10:48 PM
Little Hawk 12 Oct 04 - 10:29 PM
Acme 12 Oct 04 - 10:23 PM
Rapparee 12 Oct 04 - 09:59 PM
Acme 12 Oct 04 - 05:58 PM
Amos 11 Oct 04 - 10:58 PM
Rustic Rebel 11 Oct 04 - 10:26 PM
Rapparee 11 Oct 04 - 08:52 PM
CarolC 11 Oct 04 - 08:16 PM
Rapparee 11 Oct 04 - 01:49 PM
Rapparee 10 Oct 04 - 04:23 PM
Rustic Rebel 10 Oct 04 - 03:20 AM
Rustic Rebel 09 Oct 04 - 07:05 PM
GUEST,Stilly River Sage 09 Oct 04 - 01:41 PM
CarolC 09 Oct 04 - 01:36 PM
khandu 09 Oct 04 - 12:47 PM
GUEST,New York Rapaire 09 Oct 04 - 08:37 AM
MMario 09 Oct 04 - 08:15 AM
Rustic Rebel 09 Oct 04 - 03:11 AM
khandu 08 Oct 04 - 10:54 PM
GUEST,MMario 08 Oct 04 - 09:34 AM
Tweed 08 Oct 04 - 08:33 AM
Peace 08 Oct 04 - 02:41 AM
Rustic Rebel 08 Oct 04 - 02:26 AM
Leadfingers 07 Oct 04 - 07:39 PM
CarolC 07 Oct 04 - 05:27 PM
GUEST,MMario 07 Oct 04 - 04:32 PM
GUEST,Stilly River Sage 07 Oct 04 - 04:27 PM
Amos 07 Oct 04 - 08:51 AM
MMario 07 Oct 04 - 08:38 AM
Rapparee 07 Oct 04 - 06:52 AM
Acme 06 Oct 04 - 11:26 PM
Amos 06 Oct 04 - 10:12 PM
Rapparee 06 Oct 04 - 08:32 PM
Acme 06 Oct 04 - 08:29 PM
Rapparee 06 Oct 04 - 05:49 PM
Amos 06 Oct 04 - 05:47 PM
Rapparee 06 Oct 04 - 05:30 PM
Tweed 06 Oct 04 - 11:08 AM
Amos 06 Oct 04 - 10:27 AM
Rapparee 06 Oct 04 - 09:53 AM
Rapparee 06 Oct 04 - 09:49 AM
Tweed 06 Oct 04 - 09:45 AM
Rapparee 06 Oct 04 - 09:42 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 09:22 AM

For shame on both of you! Rating people as if they were some sort of test item in Consumers Reports! Just because those who have strayed from such Ways Of Rightousness as pimping their grandmothers or selling bad dope to kindergarteners and into Politics are syncophatic, lickspittle, brown nosing, gutless, incoherent, aliterate, cowardly, calamitous, declassee, purchased, disgusting, lying, mudsucking, pathetic, and pitiable excuses for humanity; just because their amorphous behaviors cozen up to greed or worse, is ABSOLUTELY no excuse to "rate" them! They are someone's sons and daughters, even if their parents long ago forsook them for someone more human, like a serial child abuser. For shame, the both of ya! Rating people like they were things! How would YOU like it, I ask you?

The very idea! Rating people!

Hmph!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 11:20 PM

Ah. Smart move. I find them both quite interesting. More so than either Bush or Kerry, that's for sure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 11:11 PM

I do not.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 10:58 PM

God, you have a marvelous way with words. Okay...give me your honest opinion of Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton, then. How do you rate them on the human scale?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 10:48 PM

Because, at least it calls on the creative powers of a small number without exposing them to the detritus of the professionally mediocre or the maliciously inept.

Your heros McG and Julia and Shat, on the other hand, are chosen members of the small glittering band of loyal brothers committed to the lowering of standards wherever they may be found.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 10:29 PM

Amos, how do you justify your continuing sycophantic loyalty to this thread which has long since passed its prime, veered then hideously into its dotage, expired as a creative work of any useful sort, and is now pushing up pointless artistic daisies out of the layer of fresh dung that is daily deposited upon it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 10:23 PM

Yeah, I heard that alright! They didn't believe me when I said "nothing." So I gave them each a t-shirt. . . for now. :) Holidays are coming soon!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 09:59 PM

Wadjabringme???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 05:58 PM

I'm back from Seattle. Considerably loaded down with stuff people said I had to take back with me. I went with two bags (a backpack and a small rolling pack) and came back with the backpack, a rolling duffle, and a big box. The cats were glad to see me, the garden was glad to see me. Now I'm off to pick up the kids and run by the store to pick up a rotisserie chicken, 'cause I aint cookin' tonight!

Back to your regular BS.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 10:58 PM

Even Ketchup stands aside for genius. Especially when mother is watching.

Sing on, RR! :)


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 10:26 PM

I dance through the colors of the forest
leaves falling and I stand calling...
Who there?
Who wasn't it for, to be there?
Who was loving the day before I did?
Walk out of this lost forest, before it loses me.

I ran through thoughts of color today
Naked, all but my socks on.
Colors were the inspiring thoughts,
this day, with whiskey in my gut
and if I had the ability to have a hard on,
it would have to be a colored, purple with a red fringe, clitoris climax.
Take it as it is...
Take it for who I am....
Take it or don't....
Choice is the ultimate word, after all.


Birthmarked at the beginning, was a horrific experience. She walked throughout the night trying to hide her purple, with a red fringe birthmark. To her it resembled a republican, to anyone else it resembled a clitoris climax. If she was a smart one she would choose the later.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 08:52 PM

Away, away with H, by heck
H by heck
H by heck
Away, away with H, by heck
The song of the W Ketchup!

We never eat hot dogs, we think they're a crime
We'll always oppose them in song and in rhyme
We can't approve weiners, too liberal are they
Who pour on the ketchup beginning with "Hei"!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 08:16 PM

...and what better refreshment than KETCHUP?

W Ketchup

You don't support Democrats.

Why should your ketchup?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 01:49 PM

Poor Mother. Here, have some refreshment.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 04 - 04:23 PM

I have returned. Though the path was fraught with danger and terror, though my cell phone got screwed up and and my watchband broke, I escaped.   I managed to return to Idaho, even. So here I am, birthmark and all. But that's okay, because I'm going to have the birthmark removed or at least altered. I mean, when I was growing up it was pretty cool to have Elvis's face on my, ah, derriere but nowadays if I drop trou to show someone they get all hostile. Maybe I'll have it altered to look like someone else, like a map of France or Never-never Land or a horse or something.

Yes, I talk like that all the time or at least some of the time.

Thank you for taking care of Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 10 Oct 04 - 03:20 AM

I retract that last post.


I could tell from the birthmark around his left eye that he was the known type that walked with a limp and I was just going to pass by without a hello.
I had to get over to MMario's place before midnight to bring him his daily dose of nostrum, and I was running and panting, earlier that day.
It was unusual to see this type of birthmarked person in our sphere and I had to wonder what shehe was about..


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 07:05 PM

I agree MMario. What? Can we forget that last post I posted?
Moving on...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 01:41 PM

Still in Seattle, kinda moist, but nice. Preen over a little 4800 if you will, but I still have dibs on number 5000! Just ask Amos, he'll remind you!

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 01:36 PM

Thanks MMario!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 12:47 PM

When I get the promised cheque, I will send help!

Tweedwhoisnothimtoday


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,New York Rapaire
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 08:37 AM

They are holding me captive in New York City. Please send help. They are plotting to take over and think that I can help them. Please please please send help.

Thank you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 08:15 AM

say WHAT?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 03:11 AM

Alright then.
Now that all has been established that the mouse has fur like a pussy...
I would like to take you all on a ride down to,
'Make up a freaky, funky, get down, pass it around, don't make no sense, or maybe it will, jive ass talking, arthritically walkin'story of the times.
I'm setting the stage and the title.
The title.

The Birthmark

The jest of the jive..(the stage)

Birthmarks have appeared.
The signs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 10:54 PM

Haw! Ob Corze thair iz a camry planted in yore room! Ah iz prowd to say, yew shore got one purty mouse thair, Mz RR! AH aslo sees thet yore cute liddle mouse is nekkid too! Whut a loverly pare yew make!

khadnuwhoizmesometimesandhimtherest


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 09:34 AM

hey Carol! Happy early Anniversary! You and JackTheSailor seem to have started a trend of getting married and going to Getaway!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 08:33 AM

I yam allus under suspender Rucstic so thet iz not news to me ennyhow. I know you wabz nekkid because you ar allus nekkid, but tell me (and only me,) does yore mouse squeak when you ar rubbin on thet thing?

I got to go jump in the branch now, its gettin' a little warm in here! HoooHaw....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Peace
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:41 AM

Rustic Rebel's post just above was post 4801. That's a prime number. Very cool.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:26 AM

Tweedandonlytweednottobeconfusedwithkandu,
I want only you, Tweedandonlytweednottobecofusedwithkandu, to read this message, the rest of MOABS please pass by...
Tweedonlytweednottobeconfusedwithkandu, how the hell did you know I was naked tonight?
To assume you know what I'm up to, is for me to assume you have planted a hidden camera in my room where I run naked and play.
Tweedandonlytweednottobeconfusedwithkandu, you are now under suspicion.

P.S. Do you notice that I like to rub my mouse when I sit here in my little room in the upstairs from the downstair room?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Leadfingers
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 07:39 PM

This is going ON and ON isnt it ??


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 05:27 PM

We're staying home this weekend. But our second wedding aniversary is coming up on the 12th, so we might be a bit busy in the days leading up to and including that date. We'll just have to see how things go...

;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 04:32 PM

oh lordy I am confuzzled! How can the NEW library be the MOTHER of all libraries in Seattle? Isn't that paradox? Or is Seattle positioned on/in/near/beside/above/about/between a time-space rift?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 04:27 PM

As a guest logging on at the Seattle Public Library. This afternoon visiting my childhood branch, later visiting the MOTHER of all Seattle libraries, the new one downtown. Had a good lunch of cod at the Alki Spud after I got off the plane. Nice day, all things considered, and LOTS of Kerry/Edwards signs in sight!

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 08:51 AM

Rapaire:

Are you okay? I know you don't really talk like that. Real people don't say things like that, especially to imaginary mother-figures.

Ah well...I muwst remember the True SPirit of MOAB and stop snarling!

Bon voyage, mon copain!! Reviens tout suite!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 08:38 AM

Good thing it's COLUMBUS Day weekend and not MOTHER'S DAY! My access is limited on weekends , but I will try to login and keep poor MOAB company.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 06:52 AM

O, Mother! I would not leave thee were it not needful! Tread water, dear Mother, amidst the flood of politics and the debris of detritus! I leave thee but momentarily and shalt return as quickly as I can! I can but pray that Others will care for thee whilst I am gone as I have cared for thee!

Amen.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 11:26 PM

We'll just have to check in from our various locations and haul 'er up, if Carol and others aren't around to help. But hopefully Tweed and Khandu will banter enough about accordions and such with Carol and others to keep her happily afloat.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 10:12 PM

I am driving to San Francisco tomorrow with a stop-over at Mudlarks in San Luis Obispo, and will return Monday night. WHO will keep Mother afloat during these long days?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 08:32 PM

Yes, and tomorrow morn I fly to Da Big Apple, New York, New York. I'll be back Sunday. Keep Mother happy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 08:29 PM

While you're making your travel plans, I've decided that I can't drive to Washington from Texas for the $122 I just paid to fly, so I got a good deal. You'll have to uphold the Mother's standards and keep her from dropping off the page while I'm away. I am hoping (among other things) to take a peek in at that new Seattle Public Library, so if I can find a computer and the time while there I might check in. But I might not. Maybe I'll just wander up the street and watch them throw salmon around the market for a while.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 05:49 PM

Okay. I'll let you know when the grant comes through.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 05:47 PM

Hokey dokey. I'll need a little advance on the automobile -- I'll split that 50-50 with you on account you is a liberry -- and 30 cents a mile as a reasonable supplement for cost, seeing as how you'll cover half the cost of the 2004 4-Runner.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 05:30 PM

Amos, you just drive on up here. We'll get it all set up and do all the publicity. I'll make sure that you won't need a ticket to get into the concert you're putting on.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 11:08 AM

Well, ef you need to dress up like a Catholic schoolgurl I reckon thar is nothing stopping you these days Rapierre, I support you even though I am puzzled, per usual, by yore oblivous animositous respons. I wabz taking note obv Amos' Freudilan slip regarding fast and furamour piano playin. I wabz not nor ebver dismissing liberrians or you in general. The only ones thet I knew was in gignam dresses and they all had blue har. Yaz,each and every one of them. I'm glad to hear that you are able now to paint yoreself blue and ware a dress if you want, and not raze no eyebrows.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 10:27 AM

I'd like to do thet concert thing, but I don't need a piano, cuz I sing self-accompanied...let me know when and we can arrange fer the liberry to get my ticket and advance set up. I kin do a mess o' Civil War stuff, old blues, or iffen the gals would druther I kin do chick songs.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 09:53 AM

PS: I forgot. I look really, really silly in any sort of dress, except a Great Kilt, 'cuz that shows off my manly legs and attracks girls. The wimmen who work at the Library don't usually wear dresses or skirts; they usually wear pants. And tops, too. I don't know what they wear or don't when they're not at work, but if you want to go peek into their winders I won't stop you. Some of them and/or their huzbands and/or boy friends are pritty good shots, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 09:49 AM

Cuz, Tweed, we sometimes have concerts and stuff like that in the Library. Last one was a choral group of about 50 Estonians.

So if you come to Pokyello and want to do a concert in the Library, let me know and we'll have a pianer for your accompanist to play while you play the accordeen or bagpipes or both at onct.

Is it all clear now?

Good.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 09:45 AM

Dang, Amos!!! And Rawpairz says thet I is the pervert around here! ;~)

I am summat confuzzed though as why wuld you put a piano in a liberry if you habv a old woman in a gignem dress and blue har telling you to be quiet? Might just as well save some money for new almanaks or Field and Streams and get a good used accordeen instead like Queen Carol sez and really give them something to be shooshing you about then!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 09:42 AM

Mother, I bring you refreshment.

AND, I'll sing you a song!

Down in the Test Wexas town of Pel Aso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl.
Her name was Rosa, she worked the cantinas
On a really dull night she might give me a whirl.


Oh, good! Mother's all cheered up now. You can tell by the retching.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:59 PM

Well, I think "fast repetition for the most intricate piece of music" is important also, as well as heavy use over years of fortissimo passages. I know what you mean about those fortissimo passages, not childbirth but whatever may be my gender's equivalent, such as being hit by a car or walking barefoot from Kokomo to Anchorage, you know. Very fortissimo. I think I like the intricate with fast repetition part better. No question you have to be spruce as hell for that stuff.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 03:15 PM

I like this bit:

    Spruce Keys
    Yamaha uses Spruce for the keys on all models of pianos. Spruce is very light and possesses a very high ratio of strength to weight. It is ideal for key construction, even though its cost is greater than either sugar pine or bass wood. Yamaha keyboards respond quickly providing fast repetition for the most intricate piece of music. Yamaha keyboards withstand heavy use over years of fortissimo passages.

Now how many things can you say "withstand heavy use over years of fortissimo passages" about? For example, I consider childbirth a "fortissimo passage" of the first magnitude. But I can't say I could "withstand heavy use over many years." Now that's some guarantee! That fast repetition part, well, I might be able to match that. But this is indeed a superior guarantee! (Let's see if Little Hawk can show Shatner offering something like it!) :)

SRS


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