Lyrics & Knowledge Personal Pages Record Shop Auction Links Radio & Media Kids Membership Help
The Mudcat Cafemuddy

Post to this Thread - Printer Friendly - Home
Page: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64] [65] [66] [67] [68] [69] [70] [71] [72] [73] [74] [75] [76] [77] [78] [79] [80] [81] [82] [83] [84] [85] [86] [87] [88] [89] [90] [91] [92] [93] [94] [95] [96] [97] [98] [99] [100] [101] [102] [103] [104] [105] [106] [107] [108] [109] [110] [111] [112] [113] [114] [115] [116] [117] [118] [119] [120] [121] [122] [123] [124] [125] [126] [127] [128] [129] [130] [131] [132] [133] [134] [135] [136] [137] [138] [139] [140] [141] [142] [143] [144] [145] [146] [147] [148] [149] [150] [151] [152] [153] [154] [155] [156] [157] [158] [159] [160] [161] [162] [163] [164] [165] [166] [167] [168] [169] [170] [171] [172] [173] [174] [175] [176] [177] [178] [179] [180] [181] [182] [183] [184] [185] [186] [187] [188] [189] [190] [191] [192] [193] [194] [195] [196] [197] [198] [199] [200] [201] [202] [203] [204] [205] [206] [207] [208] [209] [210] [211] [212] [213] [214] [215] [216] [217] [218] [219] [220] [221] [222] [223] [224] [225] [226] [227] [228] [229] [230] [231] [232] [233] [234] [235] [236] [237] [238] [239] [240] [241] [242] [243] [244] [245] [246] [247] [248] [249] [250] [251] [252] [253] [254] [255] [256] [257] [258] [259] [260] [261] [262] [263] [264] [265] [266] [267] [268] [269] [270] [271] [272] [273] [274] [275] [276] [277] [278] [279] [280] [281] [282] [283] [284] [285] [286] [287] [288] [289] [290] [291] [292] [293] [294] [295] [296] [297] [298] [299] [300] [301] [302] [303] [304] [305] [306] [307] [308] [309] [310] [311] [312] [313] [314] [315] [316] [317] [318] [319] [320] [321] [322] [323] [324] [325] [326] [327] [328] [329] [330] [331] [332] [333] [334] [335] [336] [337] [338] [339] [340] [341] [342] [343] [344] [345] [346] [347] [348] [349] [350] [351] [352] [353] [354] [355] [356] [357] [358] [359] [360] [361] [362] [363] [364] [365] [366] [367] [368] [369] [370] [371] [372] [373] [374] [375] [376] [377] [378] [379] [380] [381] [382] [383] [384] [385] [386] [387] [388] [389] [390] [391] [392] [393] [394] [395] [396] [397] [398] [399] [400] [401] [402] [403] [404] [405] [406] [407] [408] [409] [410] [411] [412] [413] [414] [415] [416] [417] [418] [419] [420] [421] [422] [423] [424] [425] [426] [427] [428] [429] [430] [431] [432] [433] [434] [435] [436] [437] [438] [439] [440] [441] [442] [443] [444] [445] [446] [447] [448] [449] [450] [451] [452] [453] [454] [455] [456] [457] [458] [459] [460] [461] [462] [463] [464] [465] [466] [467] [468] [469] [470] [471] [472] [473] [474] [475] [476] [477] [478] [479] [480] [481] [482] [483] [484] [485] [486] [487] [488] [489] [490] [491] [492] [493] [494] [495] [496] [497] [498] [499] [500] [501] [502] [503] [504] [505] [506] [507] [508] [509] [510] [511] [512] [513] [514] [515] [516] [517] [518] [519] [520] [521] [522] [523] [524] [525] [526] [527] [528] [529] [530] [531] [532] [533] [534] [535] [536] [537] [538] [539] [540] [541] [542] [543] [544] [545] [546] [547] [548] [549] [550] [551] [552] [553] [554] [555] [556] [557] [558] [559] [560] [561] [562] [563] [564] [565] [566] [567] [568] [569] [570] [571] [572] [573] [574] [575] [576] [577] [578] [579] [580] [581] [582] [583] [584] [585] [586] [587] [588] [589] [590] [591] [592] [593] [594] [595] [596] [597] [598] [599] [600] [601] [602] [603] [604] [605] [606] [607] [608] [609] [610] [611] [612] [613] [614] [615] [616] [617] [618] [619] [620] [621] [622] [623] [624] [625] [626] [627] [628] [629] [630] [631] [632] [633] [634] [635] [636] [637] [638] [639] [640] [641] [642] [643] [644] [645] [646] [647] [648] [649] [650] [651] [652] [653] [654] [655] [656] [657] [658] [659] [660] [661] [662] [663] [664] [665] [666] [667] [668] [669] [670] [671] [672] [673] [674] [675] [676] [677] [678] [679] [680] [681] [682] [683] [684] [685] [686] [687] [688] [689] [690] [691] [692] [693] [694] [695] [696] [697] [698] [699] [700] [701] [702] [703] [704] [705] [706] [707] [708] [709] [710] [711] [712] [713] [714] [715] [716] [717] [718] [719] [720] [721] [722] [723] [724] [725] [726] [727] [728] [729] [730] [731] [732] [733] [734] [735] [736] [737] [738] [739] [740] [741] [742] [743] [744] [745] [746] [747] [748] [749] [750] [751] [752] [753] [754] [755] [756] [757] [758] [759] [760] [761] [762] [763] [764] [765] [766] [767] [768] [769] [770] [771] [772] [773] [774] [775] [776] [777] [778] [779] [780] [781] [782] [783] [784] [785] [786] [787] [788] [789] [790] [791] [792] [793] [794] [795] [796] [797] [798] [799] [800] [801] [802] [803] [804] [805] [806] [807] [808] [809] [810] [811] [812] [813] [814] [815] [816] [817] [818] [819] [820] [821] [822] [823] [824] [825] [826] [827] [828] [829] [830] [831] [832] [833] [834] [835] [836] [837] [838] [839] [840] [841] [842] [843] [844] [845] [846] [847] [848] [849] [850] [851] [852] [853] [854] [855] [856] [857] [858] [859] [860] [861] [862] [863] [864] [865] [866] [867] [868] [869] [870] [871] [872] [873] [874] [875] [876] [877] [878] [879] [880] [881] [882] [883] [884] [885] [886] [887] [888] [889] [890] [891] [892] [893] [894] [895] [896] [897] [898] [899] [900] [901] [902] [903] [904] [905] [906] [907] [908] [909] [910] [911] [912] [913] [914] [915] [916] [917] [918] [919] [920] [921] [922] [923] [924] [925] [926] [927] [928] [929] [930] [931] [932] [933] [934] [935] [936] [937] [938] [939] [940] [941] [942] [943] [944] [945] [946] [947] [948] [949] [950] [951] [952] [953] [954] [955] [956] [957] [958] [959] [960] [961] [962] [963] [964] [965] [966] [967] [968] [969] [970] [971] [972] [973] [974] [975] [976] [977] [978] [979] [980] [981] [982] [983] [984] [985] [986] [987] [988] [989] [990] [991] [992] [993] [994] [995] [996] [997] [998] [999] [1000] [1001] [1002] [1003] [1004] [1005] [1006] [1007] [1008] [1009] [1010] [1011] [1012] [1013] [1014] [1015] [1016] [1017] [1018] [1019] [1020] [1021] [1022] [1023] [1024] [1025] [1026] [1027] [1028] [1029] [1030] [1031] [1032] [1033] [1034] [1035] [1036] [1037] [1038] [1039] [1040] [1041] [1042] [1043] [1044] [1045] [1046] [1047] [1048] [1049] [1050] [1051] [1052] [1053] [1054] [1055] [1056] [1057] [1058] [1059] [1060] [1061] [1062] [1063] [1064] [1065] [1066] [1067] [1068] [1069] [1070] [1071] [1072] [1073] [1074] [1075] [1076] [1077] [1078] [1079] [1080] [1081] [1082] [1083] [1084] [1085] [1086] [1087] [1088] [1089] [1090] [1091] [1092] [1093] [1094] [1095] [1096] [1097] [1098] [1099] [1100] [1101] [1102] [1103] [1104] [1105] [1106] [1107] [1108] [1109] [1110] [1111] [1112] [1113] [1114] [1115] [1116] [1117] [1118] [1119] [1120] [1121] [1122] [1123] [1124] [1125] [1126] [1127] [1128] [1129] [1130] [1131] [1132] [1133] [1134]


BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Acme 06 Jun 14 - 11:49 AM
Rapparee 06 Jun 14 - 10:09 AM
gnu 06 Jun 14 - 08:26 AM
maeve 05 Jun 14 - 10:45 PM
Ebbie 05 Jun 14 - 10:15 PM
gnu 05 Jun 14 - 08:16 PM
Amos 05 Jun 14 - 06:23 PM
Amos 05 Jun 14 - 06:13 PM
gnu 05 Jun 14 - 12:53 PM
Rapparee 05 Jun 14 - 08:48 AM
Amos 05 Jun 14 - 12:40 AM
Ebbie 04 Jun 14 - 10:43 PM
Rapparee 04 Jun 14 - 07:01 PM
gnu 04 Jun 14 - 04:49 PM
Amos 04 Jun 14 - 04:14 PM
gnu 04 Jun 14 - 02:11 PM
Amos 04 Jun 14 - 01:14 PM
Amos 04 Jun 14 - 12:58 PM
Rapparee 04 Jun 14 - 08:50 AM
Rapparee 04 Jun 14 - 08:42 AM
gnu 03 Jun 14 - 09:20 PM
Rapparee 03 Jun 14 - 08:48 PM
gnu 03 Jun 14 - 08:19 PM
Acme 03 Jun 14 - 03:48 PM
Acme 03 Jun 14 - 01:10 PM
Amos 03 Jun 14 - 10:23 AM
gnu 03 Jun 14 - 10:12 AM
Amos 03 Jun 14 - 12:27 AM
Rapparee 02 Jun 14 - 10:56 PM
Rapparee 02 Jun 14 - 10:55 PM
Rapparee 02 Jun 14 - 08:55 PM
Acme 02 Jun 14 - 04:06 PM
gnu 02 Jun 14 - 03:21 PM
Amos 02 Jun 14 - 03:13 PM
Acme 02 Jun 14 - 03:01 PM
Amos 02 Jun 14 - 01:20 PM
gnu 02 Jun 14 - 12:24 PM
gnu 02 Jun 14 - 07:31 AM
Ebbie 01 Jun 14 - 11:35 PM
Rapparee 01 Jun 14 - 11:26 PM
Rapparee 01 Jun 14 - 10:14 PM
Ebbie 01 Jun 14 - 08:16 PM
gnu 01 Jun 14 - 07:47 PM
Amos 01 Jun 14 - 05:34 PM
gnu 01 Jun 14 - 04:40 PM
Ebbie 01 Jun 14 - 04:00 PM
Acme 01 Jun 14 - 03:34 PM
gnu 01 Jun 14 - 07:24 AM
Amos 31 May 14 - 10:40 PM
Rapparee 31 May 14 - 10:12 PM
Lyrics & Knowledge Search [Advanced]
DT  Forum
Sort (Forum) by:relevance date
DT Lyrics:






Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jun 14 - 11:49 AM

MOM is distressed by all of these shootings and trolls and nasty behavior. I saw her take a paperback novel and a cooler with a six-pack of some of Rap's good beer around to the porch and settle in the porch swing to read.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jun 14 - 10:09 AM

I hope that he gets what he deserves. I'm certain the cops feel that way. I hope you mum is okay.

In Seattle a man started firing a shotgun at students in Pacific *** University, a small school. He fired three shots and was then pepper-gassed and subdued by "bystanders" while reloading. One dead, and the perp in jail. He is, of course, a friendly, loving, intelligent type who posted and wrote nothing special and who has no mental problems, according to his family and friends.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jun 14 - 08:26 AM

My guess was due to a sighting report yesterday morning. They found him in backyard close to the shootings at 12:10AM. Surrendered. Lockdown is over.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: maeve
Date: 05 Jun 14 - 10:45 PM

Thanks for the update, g.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Jun 14 - 10:15 PM

You have been on my mind a lot since yesterday, Gary- How is your mum doing?

********
Has anyone else noted Rapparree's revealing statement?   What I he said was : "I was a bumpy ride" (must be an alien planet thing) and I was sorry my parents died when Krypton exploded, but I was found loving {a} couple outside of Smallville, USA"

That is why he is called Superman, I think.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jun 14 - 08:16 PM

Facebook :

Gary Owens I think he is in the woods in the area of Mapleton park or north, holed up in the woods until dark. He did not target civilians. It has been (unconfirmed) that before the RCMP arrived, he told two people in separate locations along his "walk" to go inside. Chopper has been in the air most of the day circling wooded areas between Killam and the TCH.
8 mins · Like

Gary Owens Raining now. That's does not help.
****************************************************

I doubt if he will shoot and civilians but he is obviously unbalanced as his Facebook page clearly displays... poetry, writings and a macabre song. He is a woodsman and he is a marksman. 24 years old, fit, heavily armed and 'on a mission'.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jun 14 - 06:23 PM

Updates on the Moncton situation here.

A


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jun 14 - 06:13 PM

Sweet Jaysus. Mind yer cover, there, buddy.   Somebody's been watching too much American TV.

A


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jun 14 - 12:53 PM

Well fly yer ass up here and catch the Rambo with the guns. Hint : He's in a wooded area about 2km due north of me. Chopper circling all morning. Many RCMP. Large area under lock down. You can leave but you can't go in. Everything is closed... schools, stores. 3 RCMP dead, 2 in hospital. He started shooting around 6PM last night. Ever see "Rambo"? This guy looks pretty much the same, headband and all.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jun 14 - 08:48 AM

Did I ever mention that my parents sent me to Earth in a rocket ship from the planet Krypton? I was a bumpy ride and I was sorry my parents died when Krypton exploded, but I was found loving couple outside of Smallville, USA and I dedicated my life to Truth, Justice, and the American Way. It was only in the last ten years or so I changed my name from Clark Kent.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jun 14 - 12:40 AM

I love anecdotes from Rapparee's past--so much more credible than things he says in the present. :D


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 10:43 PM

I happen to like, as in admire, the dandelion. It is colorful, cheerful, hardy and one of our earliest 'flowers'. Not only that, but as noted above, a lot of it is edible. Not to mention that it is self-sustaining. So why is it called a weed?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 07:01 PM

Once, long ago, we found dandelion seed at a local store. We bought a packet and gave it to our neighbor, Ron, who loved dandelion salad.

Ron didn't make salad. He went out one night and carefully sowed the seeds on the lawn of his neighbor on the other side, the lawn freak. The next spring, bright yellow flowers spelled out "F**k you".

This is not to suggest anything, merely an anecdote from my past.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 04:49 PM

Dandelion Tensions Escalate

Today, whilst engaging my neighbour in a friendly conversation, he strode into my yard and killed a dandelion. He actually bent over and ripped it from it's mother. Dead. Murdered before my eyes. I was shocked. And it was on the part of my lawn that he 'over sprays' his cancer causing crap on.

I 'asked', "You killed one of my pretty yellow flowers?

"Yes. God damned bastard weed."

"Take it home. You can eat almost all of it."

"I wouldn't eat that shit."

"Well, I am gonna try to mow the lawns this evening if my back holds out."

He proceeded to lecture me on the proper time of day to mow my lawn so I could kill the maximum amount of dandelions. "Do it the afternoon when they are standing up? before they lay down as dark approaches."

Oh, it's on. Fire a shot across my bow when I have a huge green Grass Monkey with full shot? He's got herbicides but I got Mom on my side. I am gonna send so many Dandy Squadron Paratroopers his way that his window screens are gonna choke up with those who will sacrifice themselves for the sake of their Mom. Mow at high sun? Mow at eve? No. No mow bullshit? it's on.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 04:14 PM

But think of the economy! Instead of a case of LeBatts, you can be just as mellow with two fine bottles of Guinness. You're such a whiz at domestic calculations, I am surprised you don't have a basement full of that good brown stuff!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 02:11 PM

Used to be Irish? Thar be more Irish in NB than any other oppressed and downtrodden ethnicities. As for Guinness, it is readily available but I have neither the taste nor the fortitude for such strong drink. I would prefer to flush my kidneys with weak ale than flush them down the toilet with some call a proper ale.

Thanks for the anthem. I can only assume the title will be equally of high calibre... or do you Yanks spell it 'caliber'?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 01:14 PM

Gnu, I suggest you develop a taste for Guinness. I am sure you can get it around NB somewhere--didn't they used to be Irish or something?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 12:58 PM

Wrap it up in a box and send it UPS, pal. Label it incendiary devices, handle with care, to make sure it gets well-handled.



A


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 08:50 AM

I wanna be a New York Ranger
I wanna live a life of danger
I wanna do just what I oughter
I wanna rape and kill and slaughter.

STOMP KINGS! STOMP KINGS!
CRUSHED ON ICE! CRUSHED ON ICE!

GET THE CUP! GET THE CUP! GET IT GET IT GET IT!!!


There...a song for gnu.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 08:42 AM

Well, I admit that Blue isn't top of the line beer, especially if you think Bud's better. But that's sort of saying that you're rather drink sewage from a flowing sewer pipe instead of dipping it out of the treatment plant's "lagoon," isn't it?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 09:20 PM

Bud IS Labatt Blue. Only better. To each his only, I always say.

You were right about The Rangers. GO RANGERS! Even tho I don't really care. I ain't gonna watch until game 4 at the earliest.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 08:48 PM

Oh gnu, if I could but figure a way to send you good beer! Bitch Creek, Moose Drool, Trout Slayer, Fat Tire, Blue Bicycle, Polygamy Porter, Red Rocks, Midnight Satin, Twisted Stick, Belligerent Ass, Dead Guy...even Sam Adams! I hate to see you destroying your liver with (**shudder!!**) Budweiser!!! Even Molson or LaBatt or Moosehead is superior to THAT so-called beer! Come South, young man, and indulge in REAL beer!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 08:19 PM

The nameless ones are the worst. When the doc shrugs his shoulders and offers me pain killers, I get rather upset. More upsetting is the fact that he finds it odd that I refuse medications. I take the blood pressure pills but that's it. Well, the Bud pressure pills too but that's a different saturation.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 03:48 PM

Too bad you weren't all here this morning - a co-worker brought in a blueberry pie. It actually tasted like blueberries!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 01:10 PM

I think we all have your number, gnu!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 10:23 AM

You should really consult professional help, Gnu. This may account for the pallor. And the bloated feeling. And several other symptoms which shall be nameless.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 10:12 AM

I haven't had a number since about 1980.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 12:27 AM

Not only that, but if Rapparree were a number he would be an odd number, one that asserted it was prime while not actually being prime. An odd number due to its square roots, one can only assume, even though that sounds like his two PhD uncles, a pair o'docs.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 14 - 10:56 PM

And that 50705 would be an odd number?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 14 - 10:55 PM

Did you know that zero, if it is considered a number, would be an even number?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 14 - 08:55 PM

I'm still in Denver so I'll eat dinner instead.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Jun 14 - 04:06 PM

I'm at work so I'll keep it to raising a piece of bread as toast.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Jun 14 - 03:21 PM

I'll raise a jar in toast!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jun 14 - 03:13 PM

We are Fifty Kay and Seven now,
Since Khandu's starting gun
We're a little gray but we're all still sharp
Enough to make the run
And we know the day's not far ahead
When the Ks make Fifty-one.

No thread that ever Mudcat saw
Has even approached our claim
And all through Mudcat's motley realm
We've earned our noble name
As the thread that has the best of posts
If sometimes less than sane.

The cheers will lift the palace roof
The huzzahs will be rousin'
And all will get a bowl of cheer,
And a proper champagne dowsing.
The day the noble MOAB thread
Breaks the tape at Fifty-one thousand.

So here's to old McGonagle
And Blind Drunk in Blind River
And to the dreams of Rapparree
WHich make you blink and shiver.
And here's to gnu and Stilly too,
And big Bruce, on occasion
For making this most noble thread
The toast of Mudcat nation.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Jun 14 - 03:01 PM

Maybe flypaper around the tree branch by the top of the swing. A lot less toxic than your DDT.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jun 14 - 01:20 PM

The better to eat you with, my dear!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Jun 14 - 12:24 PM

Sorry... John Albert Elway, Jr. is a former American football quarterback and current General Manager and Executive Vice President of Football Operations for the Denver Broncos of the National Football League and he has a set a choppers as big as The Rockies.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Jun 14 - 07:31 AM

Denver? Say 'hi' to Elway for me. But, wear sunglasses in case he smiles.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 01 Jun 14 - 11:35 PM

There are laws in this country re its acquisition, Rap.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jun 14 - 11:26 PM

By the way, I'm in Denver.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jun 14 - 10:14 PM

Go soak your rope (What a great thing to say!) in a solution of dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, let it dry, and you won't be worried with fire ants.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 01 Jun 14 - 08:16 PM

I don't understand why they are called carpenter ants. They don't build a damn thing.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Jun 14 - 07:47 PM

Ants! Ants! Thanks for reminding me. Where is my Boron? I had carpenter ants a while back and the little bastards didn't build a damn thing... they chewed on what I had built. Evil demons!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jun 14 - 05:34 PM

Rub the ropes in water that has been steeped with cigarette butts until a rich brown color. Bet the ants won't touch it! Or maybe cayenne.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Jun 14 - 04:40 PM

Fire ants? Rap suggests gas and not C4? How odd.

Look closely and you can see the ashtray. I could take an updated pic but, sadly, there would be no guitar in the pic.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/15565423@N05/9547913145/


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 01 Jun 14 - 04:00 PM

Soak the ropes in gasoline and when the brigade approaches, strike a match? Should work. At least, once. :)


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Jun 14 - 03:34 PM

MOM, I'm thinking about putting a rope swing in the big hackberry tree in the back yard. I need to figure out how to keep the fire ants from climbing from the tree onto the swing and biting people first.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Jun 14 - 07:24 AM

Of course it was filled with dirty dishes. I am all about the green movement.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 31 May 14 - 10:40 PM

Clearly, Rapparee is solving a different problem than just washing the dishes. In his case rubbing alcohol may have been the right thing to choose.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 May 14 - 10:12 PM

Detergent? You use that in a dishwasher? Why? I just put in whatever's handy -- this morning I used rubbing alcohol.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate
Next Page

 


You must be a member to post in non-music threads. Join here.


You must be a member to post in non-music threads. Join here.



Mudcat time: 21 October 9:14 PM EDT

[ Home ]

All original material is copyright © 1998 by the Mudcat Café Music Foundation, Inc. All photos, music, images, etc. are copyright © by their rightful owners. Every effort is taken to attribute appropriate copyright to images, content, music, etc. We are not a copyright resource.