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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,Chongo Chimp 19 Jan 12 - 12:45 PM
Acme 19 Jan 12 - 12:44 PM
Amos 19 Jan 12 - 12:20 PM
Little Hawk 19 Jan 12 - 11:32 AM
Amos 19 Jan 12 - 11:10 AM
Amos 19 Jan 12 - 10:10 AM
Rapparee 18 Jan 12 - 11:43 PM
Little Hawk 18 Jan 12 - 11:36 PM
Amos 18 Jan 12 - 11:22 PM
Rapparee 18 Jan 12 - 10:47 PM
Acme 18 Jan 12 - 10:44 PM
Little Hawk 18 Jan 12 - 07:21 PM
Rapparee 18 Jan 12 - 07:19 PM
Little Hawk 18 Jan 12 - 06:24 PM
Little Hawk 18 Jan 12 - 05:52 PM
Rapparee 18 Jan 12 - 05:44 PM
gnu 18 Jan 12 - 04:17 PM
Amos 18 Jan 12 - 04:09 PM
Rapparee 18 Jan 12 - 03:35 PM
Amos 18 Jan 12 - 12:25 PM
Little Hawk 18 Jan 12 - 11:01 AM
Acme 18 Jan 12 - 10:24 AM
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Rapparee 18 Jan 12 - 09:51 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 12:45 PM

Look, I said I was sorry on that other thread. I'm sorry, okay? I was drunk and didn't know what I was doin'. Amos is a great guy, real smart and all. So is Raparree. Little Hawk is a great touch and he has some pretty good booze usually. So I'm sorry, okay?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 12:44 PM

You note that LH is more interested in the fictional Chongo that he is in personal vanity.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 12:20 PM

Chongo is also inufferable. PRobably because he is both temporally and spatially insubstantive, or else because he is a dickhead.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 11:32 AM

I note, Amos, that you failed to even appear on Chongo's thread demanding an apology from forum members for their specist utterances toward him and other apes and monkeys.

This is surprising to me in light of the fact that you are one of the foremost promoters of specism on the entire forum. I am forced to conclude that you attempted to protect yourself by dodging the issue and hiding behind a mask of silence.

You're not fooling anyone, buster! Chongo has your number.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 11:10 AM

Little Hawk's soft fingerlike tissue hangs down, also. But only rarely in the back of the mouth.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 10:10 AM

No, I wrote inufferable because Raparee's egoism IS inufferable, meaning something that simply cannot be uffered. And don't think I haven't tried!! I have no small talent myself in that department, and when I couldn't uffer his egotism I brought in some of the best ufferers in the West. Then a Senior Sister Ufferer from Massachusetts. Then a pagan Ufferer from Wales and two from Belgium. Even a rare witch Ufferer from West Moorea chimed in via e-mail. It was inufferable. The consensus of all the best experts agree.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 11:43 PM

No S?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 11:36 PM

Wait a minute...I think you mean insufferable...or ineffable...

Which is it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 11:22 PM

Rapparree borrowed an essay on marijuana from Wikipedia and stuck his name in a global search and replace before reposting it. That's what it means. What it means about him that he would spend the seconds of his life in such a supercilious form of self-aggrandizement I leave as an exercise for the student to figure out.


Here's an alternative sample from the same source:

Despite what many might think, Rapparee's inufferable egotism is well known across hundreds of nations all over the world. Rapparee's inufferable egotism has been around for several centuries and has a very important meaning in the lives of many. It would be safe to assume that Rapparee's inufferable egotism is going to be around for a long time and have an enormous impact on the lives of many people.test for introduce3

Social & Cultural Factors

Rapparee's inufferable egotism has a large role in American Culture. Many people can often be seen taking part in activities associated with Rapparee's inufferable egotism. This is partly because people of most ages can be involved and families are brought together by this. Generally a person who displays their dislike for Rapparee's inufferable egotism may be considered an outcast.

Economic Factors

It is not common practice to associate economics with Rapparee's inufferable egotism. Generally, Rapparee's inufferable egotism would be thought to have no effect on our economic situation, but there are in fact some effects. The sales industry associated with Rapparee's inufferable egotism is actually a 2.3 billion dollar a year industry and growing each year. The industry employs nearly 150,000 people in the United States alone. It would be safe to say that Rapparee's inufferable egotism play an important role in American economics and shouldn't be taken for granted.

Environmental Factors

After a three month long research project, I've been able to conclude that Rapparee's inufferable egotism doesn't negatively effect the environment at all. A Rapparee's inufferable egotism did not seem to result in waste products and couldn't be found in forests, jungles, rivers, lakes, oceans, etc... In fact, Rapparee's inufferable egotism produced some positive effects on our sweet little nature.

Political Factors

Oh does Rapparee's inufferable egotism ever influence politics. Last year 5 candidates running for some sort of position used Rapparee's inufferable egotism as the primary topic of their campaign. A person might think Rapparee's inufferable egotism would be a bad topic to lead a campaign with, but in fact with the social and environmental impact is has, this topic was able to gain a great number of followers. These 5 candidates went 4 for 5 on winning their positions.

Conclusion

Rapparee's inufferable egotism seem to be a much more important idea that most give credit for. Next time you see or think of Rapparee's inufferable egotism, think about what you just read and realize what is really going on. It is likely you under valued Rapparee's inufferable egotism before, but will now start to give the credited needed and deserved.

Footnotes

Rapparee's inufferable egotism researched in Wikipedia. Rapparee's inufferable egotism @ dictionary.com


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 10:47 PM

Tsk, tsk.

Uvulopalatopharyngoplasty (UPPP) is a procedure that removes excess tissue in the throat to make the airway wider. This sometimes can allow air to move through the throat more easily when you breathe, reducing the severity of obstructive sleep apnea (OSA). The tissues that are removed may include:

    The soft fingerlike tissue that hangs down from the back of the roof of the mouth into the throat (uvula).
    Part of the roof of the mouth (soft palate).
    Excess throat tissue, tonsils, and adenoids.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 10:44 PM

Uvula, of course. I remember when my daughter, who was about six, asked our pediatrician's nurse what that thing in the back of your throat is called. She smiled and told her it's called a uvula. (They'll be giving her uvula a little breathing room next week when she has her tonsils out at age 23. I wish said pediatrician had done it when she was six.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 07:21 PM

Well, it's obviously some sort of surgical procedure. Does it have to do with the pallate or the pharynx?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 07:19 PM

It's quite clear.

Meanwhile, The Word Of The Day!! is:

Uvulopalatopharyngoplasty

(No, it's not dirty.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 06:24 PM

I just got the following email message in my spam section:


Despite what many might think, Rapparee's infallibility is well known across hundreds of nations all over the world. Rapparee's infallibility has been around for several centuries and has a very important meaning in the lives of many. It would be safe to assume that Rapparee's infallibility is going to be around for a long time and have an enormous impact on the lives of many people.

Social & Cultural Factors

Rapparee's infallibility has a large role in American Culture. Many people can often be seen taking part in activities associated with Rapparee's infallibility. This is partly because people of most ages can be involved and families are brought together by this. Generally a person who displays their dislike for Rapparee's infallibility may be considered an outcast.

Economic Factors

It is not common practice to associate economics with Rapparee's infallibility. Generally, Rapparee's infallibility would be thought to have no effect on our economic situation, but there are in fact some effects. The sales industry associated with Rapparee's infallibility is actually a 2.3 billion dollar a year industry and growing each year. The industry employs nearly 150,000 people in the United States alone. It would be safe to say that Rapparee's infallibility plays an important role in American economics and shouldn't be taken for granted.

Environmental Factors

After a three month long research project, I've been able to conclude that Rapparee's infallibility doesn't negatively effect the environment at all. Rapparee's infallibility did not seem to result in waste products and couldn't be found in forests, jungles, rivers, lakes, oceans, etc... In fact, Rapparee's infallibility produced some positive effects on Nature.

Political Factors

Oh, does Rapparee's infallibility ever influence politics! Last year 5 candidates running for some sort of position used Rapparee's infallibility as the primary topic of their campaign. A person might think Rapparee's infallibility would be a bad topic to lead a campaign with, but in fact with the social and environmental impact is has, this topic was able to gain a great number of followers. These 5 candidates went 4 for 5 on winning their positions.

Conclusion

Rapparee's infallibility seems to be a much more important idea that most give credit for. Next time you see or think of Rapparee's infallibility, think about what you just read and realize what is really going on. It is likely you under valued Rapparee's infallibility before, but will now start to give it the credit needed and deserved.

Footnotes

Rapparee's infallibility researched in wikipedia. Rapparee's infallibility @ dictionary.com


****

What does this mean?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 05:52 PM

Here's a tip: DON'T ever share a cup of coffee with Spaw.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 05:44 PM

I'm talking about his nose. Orillians (Orioles? Oreos?) stir their coffee with their nose. It's honored in an old song called "The Frizzen Lubber":

...And here I wait 'til someone
Stirs his Red Rose with his nose.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 04:17 PM

Ye lads are getting teste. Pull it back eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 04:09 PM

Bent, dirty under the tip, and not very stirring, in his case.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 03:35 PM

He is too! Well, maybe not. He stirs his coffee with his...ah...thumb. Well, at any rate it's a thumb-like appendage. Or so I'm told.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 12:25 PM

Your sense of humor proves irrepressible as well as untenable, good sir. Please arrange for someone to take a video when the weather is warm enough to accomodate you; you are clearly not a logger.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 11:01 AM

LOL!!!! Okay, Amos.....

I see I have you wriggling desperately in the grip of my impeccable logic and sagacity...

Bit it's too cold outside for me to follow up on your latest suggestion. Maybe when Spring comes around?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 10:24 AM

I worked in a logging town many years ago. At the US Forest Service and various businesses in town there would be a sign at the door "No Caulks."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 10:03 AM

Well, putting your foot in your mouth in order to fool people does not strike me as a rewarding game at all, Little Hawk. You might as well go downtown with your dick in your hand inviting people to bite you. It would gain you the same kind of attention. Are you trying out for the role of Shane?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 09:51 AM

No, he could be picked up for decent exposure if gawking was involved. No sense in jailing him when he's pickled.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jan 12 - 11:52 PM

Or just gawk at... ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jan 12 - 11:30 PM

Stick him in formaldehyde for later generations to appreciate.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jan 12 - 11:16 PM

I was deliberately playing the straight man and just "playing dumb" when I pretended not to know why you were counting, Amos, and you rose marvelously to the bait. The question is, what do I do with you now that I have caught you? Should I throw you back? Should I fry you up in a pan on the campfire? Should I freeze you for later?

Decisions, decisions...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Jan 12 - 10:22 PM

PIshtush, good sir. It were a worn-down brogan, dusty and splitting at the heel.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jan 12 - 10:02 PM

I see. You have no answers to my question. I understand.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jan 12 - 07:28 PM

What sort of shoe was it? Mule? Horse? Stiletto heel? Bog boot? Calked logging boot? Saddle? Clog? Wooden?

Enquiring minds want to know!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Jan 12 - 07:15 PM

IF yon Hawk had not put his shoe firmly into his mouth a ways upthread, he'd not now speak with two tongues, all unlaced, and ground down in the sole.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jan 12 - 06:03 PM

Heh! Heh!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jan 12 - 05:57 PM

I wasn't aware that the sands of time were scrofulous. I'd made them out of plain old multitemporal silicon dioxide. Is medical intervention necessary? Could this be a source of plague? Glory be to me!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Jan 12 - 03:48 PM

Ahhh... he's a poophead? I'm just guessin, mind you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jan 12 - 03:36 PM

If you did swan, you wouldn't get it right. You would probably goose instead. You might even crow or start raven...

In short, sir, you are a chuckle-headed dolt, a fizzlewit, a capering dunce, a maleficent cutpurse, a wretch devoid of redeeming qualities, the very antithesis to both puissance and grace, a mere drifting shadow upon the scrofulous sands of time. Get thee hence and trouble me no more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Jan 12 - 03:02 PM

At least your aren't addlepated enough to wonder what I was counting!! I swan!!

Well, I don't, actually. But I know someone who does.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 16 Jan 12 - 08:24 PM

I art half asleep. A combination of walking in the fresh -10C air and leftover pizza and beer from the 6 hours of football yesterday.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jan 12 - 05:59 PM

Dullwit, jackanapes, thou putrid bag-snatch and cat-hassler! ANother half of Kay has been surpassed! What, art asleep? Mayhap beheaded unbenownst to our Mom? Has some surgeon gassed thee? At this hour full awake and knowing shouldst be!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jan 12 - 05:26 PM

Dicio, "Quo vadis?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jan 12 - 03:26 PM

And whither goes thou?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jan 12 - 03:14 PM

What countest thou, sir?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jan 12 - 02:21 PM

This is forty-three
And five!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jan 12 - 02:21 PM

For the tribe,
And for the hive!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jan 12 - 02:20 PM

Onward, MOAB
Let us strive...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Jan 12 - 01:38 PM

At least you have marks on the page, Amos! I posted something last night and it came out not appearing at all!

I think I said something like Clod Whisperer is better than Clodhopper.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jan 12 - 01:24 PM

Wotta mess, huh? I pasted a Greek font but it came out looking like trout's droppings.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jan 12 - 10:42 AM

What did you do? Translate Sappho into Old Mid-Northwestern Norse?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jan 12 - 10:28 AM

Ποικιλόθρον', ἀθάνατ' Ἀφρόδιτα,
παῖ Δίος, δολόπλοκε, λίσσομαί σε
μή μ' ἄσαισι μήτ' ὀνίαισι δάμνα,
       πότνια, θῦμον·

ἀλλὰ τυῖδ' ἔλθ', αἴποτα κἀτέρωτα
τᾶς ἔμας αὔδως ἀΐοισα πήλυι
ἒκλυες, πάτρος δὲ δόμον λίποισα
       χρύσιον ἦλθες

Thanks, Sappho. You were always there when I needed you most.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 10:46 PM

A Clod Whisperer most egotistical
Tried asserting his means were heuristical
But his pompous portent
Proved him most ignor-ant
Of methods and precepts statistical.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 09:57 PM

I find that talking with myself is very productive.

Amos, it is obvious
That probability you ignore
For you could burst into flames
Just walking through your door.
It could snow in San Diego
Or the weather could be nifty
For the chances of anything happening
Is always fifty-fifty.


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