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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 11 - 10:33 PM

I just wanted to get the aim point. Now that I have I can use it like I use my other "fun" guns: shooting at empty plastic bottles, rotating targets, doing drive-bys, possibly hunting rabbits, stuff like that.

Now, on the other hand, my Kimber of Oregon Model 82 single shot 22 LR target rifle, sights set up like in the photo (we are talking Olympic grade here, dude!) I use for what it was intended: targets, out to 200 meters, using Eley-primed target ammunition such as, well, Eley.

The AR-7 (that is, Henry's version, the "US Survival Rifle") is something for when my plane goes down in the Northern Ontario boglands, so I have something with which to shoot the mosquitoes and thereby have something to eat.

Of course, I also have the .22 LR Marlin Model 7N (7 shot magazine, bolt action), with the scope zeroed to 35 yards. That's another nice gun for rabbits and other small game.

Please note that not a single one of these is a "tactical twenty-two." I gave up on spray-'n'-pray a long time ago -- about the time I had to buy my OWN ammunition instead of having my rich Uncle Sam provide it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jul 11 - 05:45 PM

Well, I suppose at some theoretical virgin introduction, you might be right, LH--but we know Chongo all too well, having been assailed with his misadventures and misdeeds lo these many K!! And under those circumstances, my remarks are germane, accurate, and much to the point!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jul 11 - 03:04 PM

Welllll, it just seems to me that a 22lr rifle at 20m isn't "fun" on the range. It's a good field zero depending on the cover and the target. Of course, I haven't even fired a gun in years and I don't recall the ballistics.

My nickname used to be Dead Eye but now I have a dead eye.

BTW, do you close the "other" eye when you sight with open sights? or assisted sights? My bro used to sight with both eyes open with his shotgun and although he was a master on the skeet and trap ranges I outshot him in the woods. Of course, his custom made Browning (range gun) worth THOUSANDS of dollars might have held him back against my $300, second hand Baikal... them Ruskies know how to build a shotgun for field.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jul 11 - 02:41 PM

I am shocked and disgusted by your specist remarks, Amos! Respect does not have to be earned, because it is correct human conduct to proffer initial respect to ALL others automatically as a precondition to establishing good relations with them. Mutual respect upon first acquaintance is a necessary corollary to proper conduct, agreed? Respect does, however, have to be maintained following that initial meeting....and that's where our behaviour enters into the equation.

Your implying that Chongo is unclean and has other undesirable personal characteristics is rank specism of the sort that will not be tolerated any longer in this society. I bet you even use the "PF" phrase, don't you?

Well, watch it, buster! That could get you thrown off this forum.

;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 11 - 01:42 PM

Why? Because I could, because I mis-paced the distance and didn't want to walk back out and change it, because I wasn't doing anything that needed super-accuracy.

Amos, I don't think you should talk like that about Veronica Rutledge OR her aunt. Yes, yes, I know about all of the inbreeding, but still....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jul 11 - 01:16 PM

Chongo? Does he even have a green card? Respect needs to be earned, and is not awarded for fecal-tossing flap-eared unshaved low-life scum-mongering simians -- especially ones who have been disbarred.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jul 11 - 11:37 AM

"Zeroed the Savage Model 30G at 19.5 meters..."

Why?

Security screening... why, why, why! Looney tunes!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jul 11 - 11:01 AM

Chongo is pretty fed up with it too. He has been treated abominably by airport security on several occasions. No respect!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jul 11 - 10:16 AM

Sad state of affairs all over dere, Rapp. The whole comedic routine is like something out of a Charles Dobson fever dream.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 10:42 PM

This came to me and I post it in memory of gnu. I mean, I dedicate it to him.

Oh, this is about the norm over here...

When we got to Kabul International Airport (that was strictly used by military and contractor personnel), enroute to Kandahar on a C-17 military cargo plane to get our posting assignments, the folks running airport screening (whatever country's military that was on duty that day) made about 100 of us U.S. Soldiers go through the same screening that the TSA gives. Keep in mind that we are coming INTO theater, which means that we had our armored vests, helmets, weapons WITH ammo, FULL magazines, and bags of yet more combat equipment.

They told us that we would have to remove all of our gear, shoes, belts, and empty our pockets (placing contents into the little Tupperware dish) and place it on the X-ray conveyor to be x-rayed, weapons and all. As an MP, I have an M4 assault rifle, and a Beretta M9 pistol. Of course, being as sarcastic as I am, I couldn't help but say to the guys running the X-ray, "There are a couple items in there that MIGHT look JUST LIKE a couple of guns, just sayin'." They gave me dumb looks. Having taken my boots, dog tags, and belt off, I was giving myself a once over pocket check, to make sure that I didn't forget anything. I found a loose rifle round in my pocket (that I had found on the ground outside), crap! So I quickly threw it in my helmet that was still exposed on the conveyor, because the little dish had already made it in to the machine. I walked through the metal detector without incident, and came out the other side. The X-ray clowns were staring intently at the screen, like bomb dogs looking for that faint whiff of hydrocarbons. All of my gear, 2 weapons, 14 magazines fully loaded with 5.56mm ammo, and 3 pistol mags loaded with 9mm ammo comes out on the other end of the box, having been THOROUGHLY scrutinized. One of the clowns reaches into my helmet, pulls that loose round out, holds it up like a 5 year old on an Easter egg hunt that found the Golden Egg, and loudly proclaims "AH HA!!!" I snatched it out of his hand and asked him if he missed the other 465 in the magazines. I gathered my belongings and got as far away from those clowns as I could, as I tried to put my boots on while walking.

When we were all finally though the security station, and in the sterile & secure room to await boarding, there was talk of those clowns trying to take the pocket knives of some of the soldiers. What did they think we were going to do, take over a U.S. Military plane?? We ARE the U. S. Military, damn fools!!!

Idiots at their finest...

Paul J. Davis
1LT/MP


Yes, it comes from a source I trust.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 10:14 PM

Have I mentioned that I went to the range last night and practiced shooting the .357 left handed? Did pretty well, too, out to 50 meters (yes, meters). Gotta practice left-handed more, just for grits and shins.

Zeroed the Savage Model 30G at 19.5 meters; it's pretty accurate considering what it is.

But hey, I've forgiven gnu. I know he couldn't help himself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 10:10 PM

41214. I had dibs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 08:05 PM

Noice? Yeeeees b'y, I is noice. But if yer gonna APB my ass I's da b'y whats wants to know why and don' be runnin dat yeeee should know why shit wit da loikes a me buddy. Ye got some bones in yer t'roat ye eider cough em up er choke on em eh? I trow my coat bot sides da road me so if ye wanna go ye state yer case wit n or piss in da wind la.

Ahhhh... translation from Newf/Jacquatar/Acadian : what did I do to piss you off this time baaaaaby?

(I added that "baaaaaby" as homage to John Belushi as this is a blues and folk forum.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 06:55 PM

As of you didn't know. And I had dibs and everything. But I'll forgive you, because everyone knows how nice Canadians are.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 06:07 PM

No, it means "Two Horses". It seats four. Eight in intimate circumstances.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 04:35 PM

Close to the road... perilously close to being spread like butter on hot tarmack?

No I da Ho? Why an APB? What did I do?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 04:31 PM

It means "two-seater", right?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 04:29 PM

No, I never owned one, but I rode around in one a lot in my 14th summer. ANd other times. Made you feel, um, close to the road, if you know what I mean.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 04:03 PM

Never come to Idaho, gnu. I've put out an APB to have you run over should you cross the border. The Idaho Legion has its ways...and its tanks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 04:02 PM

41214 !!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 04:02 PM

You had one A? Do tell?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 04:01 PM

41213.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 03:57 PM

There was the Simca...might have been Italian, I dunno. I drove my date, a friend, and his date to my senior prom in one. It couldn't get up a mild hill and we were, to say the least, crowded.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 03:35 PM

Yeah, that's the one. Awful fun little car, muchmore exciting than a VW!! :D

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 03:03 PM

Deux Cheveaux... you mean the French VW without the German engineering? Shut one door and the other falls off? Off course. the Folks Wagon did well for regular folks and so did the Deux Cheveaux but ya couldn't kill a VW with a stick.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 02:52 PM

"Deux Cheveaux"? Is that "two hats"? No, wait, that would be "Deux Chappeaux", wouldn't it? French is such a great language!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 01:19 PM

The greatest democratic car ever produced in the 50's was the Citroen Deux Cheveaux, a little rattler with spirit, the Model T of post-war France.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 10:11 AM

The only good car France ever produced where those Citroens which moved silently through the night, their headlights throwing pools of dirty yellow before them as they pierced the fog hiding their movements from the Gestapo as they delivered downed Allied fliers to a new safe house. They didn't run worth crap, but they sure were romantic.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 10:05 AM

Hey! Where is everyone? Wake up!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 12:04 AM

Hey, Amos and Rap? I've having fun defending the honour of France on the "Favorite 50s car" thread. ;-) Check it out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 11 - 10:48 PM

I was in Mesa, AZ one day when the sky turned red and then black. Fortunately, I was in the hotel when the dust and thunderstorm struck. A small tornado touched down outside of Mesa and the Mesa Police ammunition bunker blew up. Boy do they know how to party down there!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jul 11 - 09:39 PM

I've seen animals whom the road rose up to meet, and it was not a pretty sight.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jul 11 - 09:34 PM

"May the road rise to meet you" or some such saying wasn't what you had in mind, eh, Amos? The road and everything else lifted to meet you all at once. I see so many dust storm warnings on the drive from Texas to Arizona, I suppose I should look up what is the proper protocol these days to stay safe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jul 11 - 06:27 PM

Hi, Mom!! I'm safe and sound back home. We left Phoenix at 0400 this morning.

Last night we were visiting in Glendale or some such area SE of Phoenix. You know that dust storm that Ate Phoenix? We were smack dab in the center of it driving back tot he hotel in Scottsdale. I yam here to tell you it was gruesome being in the middle of that trying to see if there was a car in front of you on the road, or even if there was a road in front of you. Orful, orful.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 11 - 10:20 AM

I waited and I waited, but no one stepped in. So I must do it.

Dibs on 41214!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 11 - 08:58 PM

Yeah, me too, LH.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jul 11 - 03:41 PM

OMG indeed. A beagle owning a pad like that? No way such a dumb dog could afford to buy a place like that. Give yer floppy ears a shake eh? They roll in cowshit given half a chance and that would really stink up swanky digs like that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 11 - 03:24 PM

Omigod.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jul 11 - 02:15 PM

Like this?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 11 - 01:48 PM

I have evidently been banished to the MOABS doghouse!

Looking around me now...hmmm. Not bad, actually. Most dogs would kill to have digs like this. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jul 11 - 12:24 PM

Eiseley... hahahahahaheheheheheeeeeee!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 11 - 10:52 AM

"pointless mental activity"

Har! Har! ;-D Sounds like what mostly happens on this forum on a daily basis. But it's fun...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 05 Jul 11 - 10:43 AM

MOM was pretty angry last night. I took her to the fireworks with us and she refused to look at the sky most of the time. Finally we had to move around to the other side of the fairgrounds so she would look up. She kept muttering something about never looking toward the north again until some ungrateful *^*&% apologized. After awhile my youngest son let her hold the punk stick and light some of the roman candles. She calmed down a bit after that, but she still seems a little tetchy.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 11 - 10:02 AM

Well, I'm back. Spent the weekend at a party, but I feel like I went through a thorough mental examination. Of course, since the honored guest was associated with the local university all of the guests AND her family were all affiliated with academia somehow.

Still, I remember hearing stuff like "pointless mental activity" and "mental dissonance" and "long way to go before it can join us" and "let's re-examine this thing later, much later". Of course, there was this wine-induced fog so I could have misheard a lot of things. I didn't like the "it" comment, though.

And I hope everyone had a good Fourth of July, especially our fellow Americans in Canada.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Jul 11 - 01:11 AM

I wrote something, but it vanished. Must be invisible pixels. Darn.

Don't piss off the hedgerows, peeping over them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Jul 11 - 11:44 PM

I can't believe that having had to put up with a nagging human mother for all those years I must now also put up with a nagging cyber-mother! AAARGHH! What a nightmare. ;-) Just for that, I am going to go out on the town with Chongo and do all sorts of irresponsible things and not come home until dawn peeps over the hedgerows!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,The Mother of all BS threads
Date: 04 Jul 11 - 09:10 PM

YOU'RE vexing me, young man. Why would you think that this thread had not become self-conscious? There are entire computers that have. I enjoy the mutual and friendly verbal sparring among you, but I will NOT be thought to be someone who doesn't exist!

No dessert for a week, and you're grounded the whole time for your disrespect.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Jul 11 - 05:21 PM

(chuckle) Oh, pshaw! Stuff and nonsense! Bullfeathers.

Get off with the lot of thee. I find thy nattering vexatious. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,The Mother of all BS threads
Date: 04 Jul 11 - 04:35 PM

WHAT are you talking about, young man? No dessert for you tonight! Now go to your room and play with yourself friends and don't come out until you can act nicely!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jul 11 - 01:41 PM

Har! Sez the man who singlehandedly fills MOAB with more dynamically active characters that suggest sentient being-ness than anyone else here!


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