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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Mar 10 - 04:20 PM

Well, then, I won't get you a hand-painted Jane Russell velour blanket from Mexico, then. But maybe one for Rapaire.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Mar 10 - 02:58 PM

I liked her in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, but I've never cared for her politics. She's always been upfront about them, though, so you have to give her credit for being an early-adopter of what Reagan brought into the forefront years later.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Mar 10 - 02:45 PM

No, there's never been any doubt about it at all.

I think I shall have a glass of iced tea. Yes, definitely I shall have a glass of iced tea.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Mar 10 - 10:39 AM

Aw, Still, now you got Bookmanne all hot and bothered with that 89-year-old pinup girl!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Mar 10 - 10:30 AM

Yes. Yes, indeed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Mar 10 - 03:13 AM

Amos, that motif is actually kind of a big deal in Mexican-American lit, and I was looking for my calendar after a professor started talking about a story that she clearly couldn't visualize but that I knew, after a couple of years of living at the border, was repeated everywhere. So if a calendar or something like a print (with vivid color and super muscular warriors and Jane Russell-like maidens) or small sculpture (like 12 inches or smaller) then I could go for a modest fee and postage to have it sent here. Say in the $15 to $20 range? (And BTW, Jane is still looking pretty darned good for an 89-year-old).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Mar 10 - 10:07 PM

Dude survived this past winter. Yeah, he can take it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 10 - 09:23 PM

Stilly:

Dunno about wall calendars--how about a hand-painted velvet wall-hanging? If the motif means a lot to you I can certainly get you something that shows it.

Bobes, it is such a pleasure to see you in these sacred halls, I will bite my keyboard to let you have the honor, if you can take it.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Mar 10 - 08:52 PM

I used to have a big wall calendar with the warrior carrying the well-endowed maiden at the volcano. I think was lost during a move. Do you suppose you could find such a garish item for me on one of your trips through the big T?

Bo-bear, we'll be interested to watch your progress.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bobert
Date: 27 Mar 10 - 08:41 PM

I'm gettin' excited with, you know... Another biggie (35,000 posts) heading this way and have come up with a new and improved plan to capture the big 35'er... But I'm gonna need some help here... Amos... I need to you get lost in the Brazilian rain forest for a couple weeks... Can ya' do that??? Great... Now the playing field is level 'cause Amos has a program in his pudder that he bought to out-snipe eaby buyers that he has modified to get all the juicy numbered posts... I know this to be a fact because I gotta a buddy who has friends in California who know the guy at the computer store where Amos bought this device... That is a true story...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Mar 10 - 08:35 PM

And Amos will lose his famous toothless grin.... Sigh.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 10 - 07:24 PM

Mom knows brainless when she sees it, all right. She's been hit with every possible flavor.

I am back from another long hike across the hills of Tijuana, through the bustling mercados, the whiffy streets, the long avenues lined with gaily painted ukeleles, leather belts, dolls, plaster disks shaped like the face of the sun, silver-coated bangles, ceramic Disney characters, and carvings of Aztec warriors carrying Aztec maidens out of a volcano, and the like. This is the next-to-last trip for this particular jaw-bone amendment. Three weeks from now, LO!! A new grinder. It's been a long haul, because the good Dr Estrella, whom I highly recommend, is being very careful to make sure each step is thoroughly right before proceeding, but the miles of hiking from the border parking lot has been good for my upper leg strength...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Mar 10 - 02:22 PM

The conundrum of Sarah Palin. If she was as smart as she is cute, then she'd be something. But too many people mistake glib for smart. MOM knows the difference.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 27 Mar 10 - 02:09 PM

One of my co-workers said I reminded her somewhat of Sarah Palin. I was deeply offended; she thought it was a compliment. But I do think one of those leather outfits would be awesome!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Mar 10 - 01:14 PM

SHE may think so, but we know that Emma is one sharp cookie, and wouldn't be caught dead drawling on about pitbulls in lipstick.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Mar 10 - 12:48 PM

I think she thinks she's Emma Peel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 10 - 10:59 AM

Rough trade, indeed--traveling at high speed in a complete fog down an unfamiliar road, on an unstable machine whose lights aren't working properly and which is overheating. One wrong move and you're shredded Wheatess.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Mar 10 - 10:12 AM

Hey, how about that black leather, huh? Rough trade, man.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 10 - 09:41 AM

Sorry: Raised on Mercury, matriculated under Venus, expelled and inoculated under problematic circumstances, and apprenticed under Mars with Taurus rising.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Mar 10 - 12:32 AM

Correction: matriculated under Venus.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 10 - 12:10 AM

The self-styled dormouse being the Maddest of the lot. Raised on Mercury, and then matriculated under Mars.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 10 - 10:16 PM

Don't be. Everyone here is quite mad, you know. Rational (except for Amos) but quite, quite mad. So jump right in.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Lox
Date: 26 Mar 10 - 09:50 PM

Hello Mother ... I feel slightly overwhelmed ...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 10 - 09:27 PM

Well, yes. Of course. No doubt, no doubt at all. Anything else would be completely ludicrous. Languid Larry licked limp linguini, you know. So for all values >3.14159265... we can assume the integer, no? It certainly makes better sense if we do, as it does not involve any of Ptolemiac equations popular around the 16th Century. So I agree.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Mar 10 - 07:21 PM

Seems like a good time to do
some invisible writing. Just to make
people wonder if I forgot to write anything
before hitting send. Since I don't have
anthing to contribute to the torus talk
except that it looks misspelled.

Taurus, perhaps?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 26 Mar 10 - 05:12 PM

I thought a Torus was a bony growth in the mouth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Mar 10 - 03:49 PM

A torus, but an Odd Torus, even more qualified to be elected an Exalted Promulgator of Merde de Taurus.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 26 Mar 10 - 03:14 PM

More a torus; though the topology is complex.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Mar 10 - 03:00 PM

Yes, but in describing your own version of the time-space continuum as a curved surface you are confessing your own nature as an Odd Ball.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 26 Mar 10 - 02:55 PM

One is one and all alone and ever more shall be so.

One is the loneliest number.

one plus one does equal three in many cases, frequently 9 months later.


"Always" is like the angles of a triangle scribed on a an elastic sheet. Evben though we are taught that the angles of a triangle will always sum to 180, that's not true for curved surfaces.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Mar 10 - 02:50 PM

Isn't that like saying that 1 plus 1 equals three for very large values of 1?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 26 Mar 10 - 02:38 PM

Amos - "Always" for certain values of "always" - which may or may not, depending on the current state of memory and synaptic cohesion be longer or shorter in the context of linear time flow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 26 Mar 10 - 12:09 PM

Good morning! We're having a Wimpy Kid Fete today! I've been making cheese sandwiches with green mayonnaise and have a big bowl of colorful jellybeans. It will only be an hour long (I've learned my lesson about longer gigs, but it should be utter chaos for that hour. Just imagine 100 or more (!) agitated adolescents milling about being wimpy!

If I don't post for awhile, you may need to send in the Legion.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 10 - 10:12 AM

Old timers on their way West used Karma Gee-Haws.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Mar 10 - 02:10 AM

Yeah, you're right. And inevitably, someone else's karma runs over your doggerel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 05:24 PM

I did not. It seems to me that the very act of Dibbing, though, makes it almost certain that the Dibber will not be the one who lands on a particular number. In order to actually do so, one must lie in stealth, armed with a rapier or two or at least a quiverful of doggerel.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 04:35 PM

Anyone have dibs on it? Eiseley, you didn't think to make a list of all of our dibs while you were scanning our oeuvre, did you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 04:05 PM

Lo, howe ye way is bright ahead
Of feare and danger free!
ANd the steps that trail doth number are
One hundred, seven-three.
Each step we boldly take thereon
Brings nearer brightest day,
And we shalle all rejoice upon
The Thyrtie Fyve of Kaye!

Let therefore Evry Manne be trooe
And his BS to tende.
And everye Lasse be virtuous too,
That Wee mighte Reeche thet Ende.
Thate we might all as WUnne rejoyce
ANd gladlie all mighte say
Withe these my kine, bothe One ande Alle,
Wee did crosse ye nexte of Kaye!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 02:49 PM

PENGUINS IMPLICATED IN GLOBAL WARMING
Murdo Station Daily, Antarctica

A team of hydro-geologists from the Netherlands published a short monograh this morning with their preliminary results of 5 years intensive study on penguins and their effects on the climate of Antarctica.

"There is no doubt" one scientist was quoted, "the presence of penguin breeding flocks raises the local temperatures significantly". The team has connected the presence of penguins with elevated local temperatures, increase in ice shelf calving; increased absorbtion of incoming solor radiation (due to staining of the ice with shed feathers and guano) as well as the body heat of brooding males.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 02:46 PM

ALWAYS? I can't believe that!! Why you've said a dozen other things right here on MOAB!!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 02:36 PM

I always thuoght that the concept of life outside of MOAB was nothing but a rumour designed by the cognescenti of the Dutch/Manatee Conspiracy to lull the masses while they flooded the entire world.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 02:22 PM

Rustic comes back just often enough to remind the rest of us that there is a life outside of MOAB.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 02:13 PM

1+1 makes 1 when 1 is not using contraception. Or the other 1.

HALLLOOOO Rustic!! How nice to see ya pop in.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rustic Rebel
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 01:50 PM

So when in Intercourse does one and one make one?
(in/at/doing it/making it/getting it on/=1+1=1?)

Hello all!
Eiseley, you have Stilly slapping her forehead, more than likely mystified, as myself, how you have learned so fast the elegant structure of an Amos verse with attempt to get THE BIG NUMBER!
Makes me numb-er

Peace.
Rustic


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 12:26 PM

See? Zero and one -- numbers of the Living Dead. Which makes the entire binary system a zombie, a vampire -- and anything which uses the binary system is waiting, waiting for its chance to SPRING UPON YOUR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT and suck out your living numbers!

I'm notifying the Idaho Legion about this.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 10:46 AM

(Zero)cannot be written as a product of two factors, neither of which is itself, ...
These are numbers such that, when multiplied by some nonzero number, the product is zero.

The above two statements contradict each other.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 10:43 AM

Some of those numbers are prime examples, yes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 10:21 AM

God bless the trim and freshly faced
Who blessed us with that cut and paste!
That captures, neatly, all in line
A moment of our MOAB time.

I pray some mad and burly logger'll
Come stop me from composing doggerel.
For if my prayer's not smiled upon
This bullshit might go on and on and on and on.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 02:16 AM

[slaps forehead]


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 12:23 AM

Do you mean these numbers?:

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