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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 07 Sep 09 - 05:40 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 05:40 PM

Well, something sent young Mary flying over the roofytops, dinnit?



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 05:28 PM

Oh, for heaven's sake!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 04:53 PM

GREAT UNANSWERED QUESTIONS OF OUR TIME!

Did Mary Poppins and Bert the chimneysweep ever make the beast with two backs?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 02:22 PM

Mom:

My mind is full of Getaway thoughts. I have a file of songs that might be wanted. I am doing a workshop of Parodies this year. It will be jolly fun. You come, too!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 02:08 PM

I mean, who else would rhyme "MOAB" with "...balls pinched by a land crab"??? Huh? Nobody, that's who!! I swan.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 12:48 PM

What excellent contributions!! That "Probably Bad News" site is a real grin. BWL shows consistent evil genius and flair in his compositions, and also plays well with others.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 11:34 AM

Words not needed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 10:36 AM

Happy Labor Day, Mom!

Of course, we don't need some made up holiday to celebrate 'cause...

♫♫
Every day's a holiday with MOAB!
Mom she makes you feel so grand!
It's like having your balls pinched by a land crab,
And filling up your underwear with sand!
♫♫


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 01:20 AM

Awright! We had a party at the software genius' place up in the Valley, and in the middle of it we gathered around and listened to a podcast of Bill Moyers going deep with the guy who wrote "The Evolution of God"--very fine conversation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 09:46 PM

Hey, MOM, I'm treating myself to a movie this evening. I've never been to a "movie tavern." I wonder if I can just sit and watch the movie without having to order food? This place had a better start time than the theater that's a little closer.

Julie and Julia, here I come. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 02:05 PM

Dang, some people get all the breaks. I was doomed from birth --being in all respects a perfect baby--to a lifetime of gradually getting more and more imperfect, while those born ugly get to reap the advantage of looking more and more normal as they grow older. Why, it just ain't fair!!



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 01:58 PM

That's one big advantage to being born uglier than a baboon's ass. It's easy to stay ugly as the years slip by.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 11:55 AM

Yeah, I know what you mean. Anyway, it gets harder and harder to look beautiful as the years slip rapidly by... ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 11:45 AM

No, it is just the replacement of a rotten tooth. The place was held for years by a simple crown but it gave way. Once you are through the hassle of getting the socket put in it is smooth sailing and you have a bullet-proof tooth permanently in place, immune to decay and looking beautiful. Mind you, looking beautiful means a lot less these days, and is much more flexibly defined than it was when I was a youth!! :D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 11:41 AM

That sounds like a right nasty business to go through, Amos. Is it due to the aftereffects of gum disease and bone depletion?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Janie
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 09:28 AM

Gorgeous drive up to through the mountains yesterday, MOM. Blue, blue sky and puffy white clouds, Goldenrod, bidens, New York Ironweed and Joe-Pye weed, along with the brilliant scarlet of the early-turning leaves of smooth and poison sumac, and the slightly duller clusters of staghorn sumac berries decorated the fields and roadside all along the way.    At the tops of the ridges, a few trees just beginning to show a hint of fading into yellow and orange.

Then went to the Farmer's Market with Mom. It was just as colorful with the tables piled high with late summer and early fall produce, pumpkins and winter squash in every color, and big pots of mums and asters. Ran across bell peppers the deep purple color of eggplant, which I had never seen.

Life is good.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 02:14 AM

So far it is only the retaining socket, implanted into the bone of the upper jaw.. Stitiches come out in two weeks. A few months later, the post and crown can be established.


I have recovered my sense of sobriety after napping most of the afternoon away. Those little blue pills are powerful stuff, man.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 12:31 AM

New teeth, screwed into his jaw one at a time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 08:27 PM

What is this business about an implant joint? Sounds complicated.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 05:11 PM

Boy, that was a post better off deferred!

Yeah it was a heavy sedative, so walking back I had a huge ice-pack on my jaw and this look of "only half human". Fortunately BBW was along for the trip this time, and steered me back home, where I slept it all off. Now, it just twinges.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 03:17 PM

Were you doped up when you walked back through that lovely mass of humanity?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 02:57 PM

Incoherency is quite common in people returning from a visit to Chinga's house of ill repute...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 02:39 PM

You hike from he international border through to demented tumult of a Mexican border city, breathing bus air and listening to the susuurrus of commerce, the complaints of children, offers of sales of every kind. You hike across dangerous intersecion with gracious senoria's and bull-necked cops mlling aroun dit,
Finally you get to a quit office in a back street with a from waiting room where a nice MExican girl comes out and gives you a sedative.

After that everyhing gets mellower depite inoculations of novocaine and frinding and other strange noises.

I am home with the new implant joint firmly screwed in.

More when coherent.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 02:24 PM

Then again, that 150 mile figure is based on an east-to-west trajectory going from just east of the Alabama/Mississippi line near Meridian to just west of the Louisiana/Mississippi line at Vicksburg. It's the shortest possible distance from Alabama to Louisiana. But if the guy with a banjo on his knee lived in Sulphur Springs, Alabama (up near Chattanooga, TN) and his true love lived in Lake Charles, LA, it's more like 600 miles. That banjo would get mighty heavy by the end of that trip, especially if it wuz a Gibson RB or a Stelling.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 10:50 AM

But they were only going from Alabamy to Louisiany. Sure, it's west, but it's only about 150 miles. Anybody can travel that far with a real banjo on his knee. But if you wanna go to Chile, it'd be easier to go with the tattoo.

♫♫
Oh, I come from Floribamy with a banjo on my knee
I'm goin' to see my honey, way down south in Chilee
♫♫


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 10:46 AM

One day the cultures of tatoo artist and body piercer are going to merge, and people will be walking around with a counted cross stitch banjo on their knee.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 09:52 AM

All those folks who headed West had a banjo on their knee.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 06:40 AM

Hi, Mom!

I wonder if anyone has ever had a banjo tattooed on his knee.

♫♫


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 01:33 AM

Fun travels. Janie! See you in October!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 12:29 AM

Burning up the fossil fuel this month, MOM, and doing my bit to aid global warming. Heading back up to WV very early in the a.m, this time with Sum Yung Sun in tow to visit his grandparents.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 10:36 PM

that would be "hainting" I suppose.

Or in some parts, hain'ting.

Shall we collude on hainting the folkie folks at the Getaway?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 10:19 PM

Forget it, Big Guy. When your number is up, you are bound for the Getaway, willy or nilly...


Actually I am just practicing my hanting--sorry I interrupted your dinner!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 09:45 PM

It happened again in my mashed potatoes at dinner.

I'm going to run off to Logan and see if that might break this chain of...occurrences.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 08:50 PM

But sharp!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 06:03 PM

I don't usually deal with food products like that, though. The very idea is cheesy!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 04:50 PM

I just made a quesadilla and on it appeared the face of Amos! Holding a banjo!

I carefully fed it down the disposal. No one should be subject to that sort of thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 03:46 PM

Get in touch with Little Hawk, BL...he's quite accomplished at endowing synthetic personalities onto almost any old piece of stuff he comes across.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 03:37 PM

Hi, Mom! I just made a grilled cheese sandwich. When I looked at it closely, it looked like bread that had been lightly singed. No picture of Jesus, Mary, Lassie, or anyone. I was quite surprised! I thought grilled cheese sandwiches were supposed to have faces on them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 11:41 AM

I assure you, I have not lost sight of your multi-personality syndrome, sir.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 10:29 AM

Heh! Heh! Well, yes, but I'm a very busy man. You must remember that. I have a large number of personas to attend to and sustain, and they all have busy lives full of drama and intrigue.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 10:08 AM

LH:

Jeeze, we're talking about 18 posts here!! That's short-term memory!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 09:49 AM

Well, as long as they weren't selling any pot.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 09:46 AM

That would be an individual choice. It would probably increase the take in busking, but the session would probably finish abruptly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 09:24 AM

Will that involve them taking off their clothes?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Sep 09 - 10:46 PM

While it might be too noisy to play a few tunes on the median, perhaps you two can agree to pull over at the same rest area, preferably one with good acoustics in the men's room? If you chose to stop at a rest area just entering one of the states then they might have a welcome center lobby where you could set out your guitar cases and sing and play; do a little busking.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Sep 09 - 10:31 PM

Okay, okay, you wanna make an emergency outta the whole thing, I'll play along. Call me in 9.4x10^6 years and I'll have a solution all ready for you well in advance of need.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Sep 09 - 09:31 PM

Well, I've just returned from the Legion Hovel and THEY are taking this seriously even if Amos is not. Fire-In-The-Hole Hollis and Randy Randy and some of the other oldtimers are gonna take that old French 75 they got and point it in the direction opposite to what we're goin' and try to slow this whole thing down by shootin' it off. They figger the recoil will do it. Mind you, that's only until they get the ion warp engine up and working and for that they need more beer for fuel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Sep 09 - 04:51 PM

Aw, Rapaire, gimme a call in 9.4x10^7 years and we'll work something out.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 03 Sep 09 - 04:02 PM

MOM will probably be around to watch. YOu know how she likes those disaster shows on TV, train wrecks, auto smash-ups that sort of thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Sep 09 - 04:00 PM

The Andromeda Masters are accelerating their rate of closure and the gravitational pull of our beloved galaxy will further accelerate the Andromedans!

Amos, we MUST act before it is too late!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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