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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 28 May 09 - 10:20 PM
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Amos 28 May 09 - 10:12 PM
Janie 28 May 09 - 07:25 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 May 09 - 10:20 PM

In the mind of SOME PEOPLE anything can happen.

Unlike myself, who is thoroughly grounded in real Reality.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 28 May 09 - 10:17 PM

Well, I wondered, LH. But I don't know much about the digestive habits of birds....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 May 09 - 10:13 PM

I have never heard a bird fart. I don't think they're capable of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 May 09 - 10:12 PM

Mom:

I sold the Equinox tandem kayak and bought back my bright yaller Cobra Navigator. I am very happy to have it back as it is a much better configured boat, and sits more gracefully in the water. I am most contented. The tandem was too long and heavy for solo use, and sat proud for'ard when only one person was using it, giving it undue windage (such as is sometimes caused by inept spells cast by bookbinders).

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 28 May 09 - 07:25 PM

Hmmm.....funny you should mention parakeets. I had the oddest, but rather delightful dream the other night that pigmy budgies had somehow gotten into the house and nested. I kept finding teeny-tiny little parakeets, babies no larger than the length of my finger to the first knuckle but fully fledged, perched on the branches of painted bowls, potted plants and the like. I was particularly charmed by the red ones, and grateful that they were so small that their droppings wouldn't create an unmanagable mess to clean up. However, I did have to keep plucking the little darlings from within the mouth of the cat. She didn't maul any of them, however, and I don't recall being overly anxious about their safety.

To the best of my memory, not one of them farted, so neither 'Spaw or Rapaire's spell appears to have been a factor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 May 09 - 07:09 PM

You've been rifling in Rapaire's teenage snapshot collection, Stilly!! For fie!! :D

Rapaire...no, I had no such fit, but one of my parakeets farted just now. Was that your terrible spell at work?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 May 09 - 04:57 PM

Aw, you found the image of Conan the Librarian's girlfriend!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 May 09 - 04:56 PM

Didn't you have a bit of a choking fit a few moments ago, Amos? Or was my aim bad?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 May 09 - 04:51 PM

We will the CRUSH the Rebellion, with one swift stroke!!!


Mwahahahaha, good Lord Bookbader. Such crushings are more easily found in psychopathic dreams than in the real world!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 May 09 - 04:05 PM

LOL!!! Great picture, Rapaire.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 May 09 - 03:56 PM

Ah, Amos. I find your lack of faith...disturbing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 May 09 - 03:20 PM

Um...not to argue with a Master or anything, but mastering all the significance in the universe is not quite the same thing as being a Master of the Universe. There's this thing called force....




A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 May 09 - 03:05 PM

I am a LIBRARIAN, one of the Secret Masters Of The Universe. Don't ever piss me off.

As for LH's question....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 May 09 - 02:26 PM

AH, Rapaire, well done. I was familiar with coprophagous (and the far more common coprophobic) but neither I nor Google had a definition for auto gametic. A nice way of telling someone to go eff themselves.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 May 09 - 02:04 PM

Very good. Now, could you please define protoconcyprogemagrataegia?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 May 09 - 01:57 PM

The sperm/egg distinction is the basis for distinguishing between males and females. Since some algae and fungi have sexual reproduction by combining two identical gametes, there is no male/female distinction in these species. This raises the question as to why most large/familiar species reproduce by sperm and egg. One theory for why the male/female distinction is so common is that it facilitated encounters between gametes, in ancestral marine species.

Autogamy: Self-fertilization (also known as autogamy) occurs in hermaphroditic organisms where the two gametes fused in fertilization come from the same individual. They are bound and all the cells merge to form one new gamete.

(Amos, you might also study up on abiogenesis.)

Coprophagia is the consumption of feces, from the Greek κόπρος copros ("feces") and φαγεῖν phagein ("to eat"). Many animal species practice coprophagia as a matter of course; other species do not normally consume feces but may do so under unusual conditions.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 May 09 - 01:40 PM

Well, yeah, it would be pretty cool if she did get to see some of the more positive comments here, Stilly.

Now take Chongo. He's had to put up with some awful stuff here! You know, the usual specist stereotyping like...

"poop throwing"

Fortunately, he has a very thick skin and he can take it. A more fragile and sensitive chimpanzee would have been emotionally destroyed by the poisonous tongues wagging on this forum.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 May 09 - 01:30 PM

I think it would be charming, however, to one day learn that a folksinging neighbor of hers in Blackburn prints out the thread of suggestions and says "Susan! Look here--lots of good suggestions!" and it goes from there. Not likely, but at the same time, our threads here at least have context and sometimes content, while the remarks on YouTube are throw-away space for folks who are often barely literate.

Lots of threads are spoiled the way you say, Hawk, and lots of folks can't take hints. It's a matter of how many ways you can hint, cajole, and insult before you move to the bludgeon. :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 May 09 - 01:19 PM

Some people live just to get in arguments with other people and see if they can "win", Stilly. That propensity has driven otherwise trivial threads into hundreds or even thousands of essentially vain and empty posts. To be tempted into posting on such threads is akin to entering the door of a casino...you can play all you want, but the chances of gaining anything profitable from it are extremely slim.

At least in the case of the casino, though, somebody wins. The house wins. ;-)

In the case of those threads I was alluding to you can't even say that. They're more like WWI. Lots of sound and fury. Lots of dirt and mud. Nobody really wins anything.

What I would suggest is, if someone wants to damn Susan Boyle with faint praise....just ignore it. It doesn't matter anyway, and you won't change their opinion one iota by fighting with them about it.

Nor will Susan Boyle ever know or care what anyone here said about her, in all probability.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 May 09 - 01:03 PM

I would prefer sui-gametic. SInce neither word exists anyway, woth the hell, Archie.

As for ding-dongs, yahoos, bandarlogs, and copracephalic nonentities disturbing the flow of ideation in other threads, I am afraid it is part of our fate in life to learn to rise above such low-grade distractions. Be unto thine own self sufficient acknowledgement, and all will be well.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 May 09 - 12:35 PM

Say to them, "Coprophagics such are you are autogametes."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 May 09 - 11:26 AM

Trying to carry on a lucid discussion over on the What Should Susan Boyle Sing Next? thread but Lox and Crow Sister and Sinister Sister/Suibhne O'Piobaireachd, etc keep coming in to suggest that there is something wrong with the messenger if she protests that they come in and say she's awful or damn with faint praise. They can take that conversation somewhere else. Threads are cheap.

If I say FUCK YOU to those folks over on that thread, I imagine it would start a firestorm and a shit-throwing fest, wouldn't it? So I guess I won't say it. Over there. But consider it said. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 28 May 09 - 10:00 AM

Most species of ant not only remove the wings post mating but eat them. It's an easy food source until she rears up her first batch of slaves workers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 May 09 - 09:57 AM

Lazy bum!! I've been at work for an hour!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 28 May 09 - 09:21 AM

It's about time!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 May 09 - 09:13 AM

Hi, Mom. I'm going to work now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 May 09 - 11:14 PM

The sale was a complete success...for god's sake take down those signs!!! :D

What a good observation, Janie. I remember spending whole coffee breaks studying the ants in their organized chaos scuttling along the trails behind the office. People thought I was slightly mad, but I never get tired of watching them and considering how they know what they know. Or at least, how they do what they do.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 May 09 - 10:28 PM

Whatever it takes to get the guys to leave her alone, now the mission is accomplished?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 27 May 09 - 09:57 PM

Did all ya'll know that queen ants remove their own wings after mating?

Neither did I. Approached the car this evening to see a red winged ant on the door, grotesquely contorting. It had three wings attached, and one wing was clinging to the metal. I stood and watched as it twisted and struggled to get assorted legs up onto it's back to scrape off each remaining wing at the base. The ant calmed immediately when the last wing came off, briefly explored the last wing as it lay on the door, then sauntered toward the carhood.

I don't know if the wings hurt or itched like mad to get the lady to twist and turn so.

Google is a wonderful thing. I would never have gone to the library to research what I had just witnessed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 May 09 - 07:44 PM

Wow...I must defer to the master of invented monkey people, second only to Mister Kipling.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 May 09 - 07:43 PM

The term is "bandarlog" - the monkey people.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 May 09 - 07:34 PM

Only fair. I can't count the number of parties I have missed at Tweed's place, and never been invited to; and it should be obvious why I can't. But there's more of 'em than one band of inebriated banderlogs making free with one virtual domicile.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 May 09 - 05:13 PM

Tweed missed the party at Amos' place.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 May 09 - 04:56 PM

Hello, Tweed. What's a smart good looking guy doing slumming around here?

Maybe flattery will keep him around for a post or two more?

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 27 May 09 - 04:37 PM

Yow it still lives....the Kurse of KingKhandu.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 May 09 - 04:06 PM

I dunno about oil, but I could possibly shoot the water lines to the sprinkler system and cost myself a bunch of money to get it fixed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 May 09 - 04:04 PM

That gives me an idea--Rapaire, see if you can take that new gun of yours out and discover oil on your property. You'll be rich!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 May 09 - 02:02 PM

Jed Clampett? THE Jed Clampett?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 May 09 - 10:53 AM

Oh!! I thought it was your Texas house.

In my mothers' house are many states, many hands. I am sure thatdormer can be put right in short order. We have to tear away the half-burned shigling, inspect the rafters, and scarf or wholly replace any that have been compromised. While we are int here we can add insulation. Then re-sheathe, and re-shingle. Bob's your uncle!! And Jedidiah's your mother's uncle!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 May 09 - 10:45 AM

Is that where MOM lives? In Texas? I thought it was somewhere in Mississippi? Or California?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 May 09 - 10:37 AM

Rapaire's rattling and crashing landscape of delusions is no yardstick, Janie; one must at least try to be fair in making these judgments.

Next time I am in Texas I will patch that roof up properly.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 27 May 09 - 09:08 AM

Stilly - I rest my case.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 May 09 - 09:06 AM

Your act?

Well, you DID pioneer the use of pyrotechnics on stage, but I still don't think that drummer appreciated the detonators attached to his foot pedal. You know who I mean...whatsisname...Stumpy or Pegleg or something. That bit about setting your hair on fire DID impress me, but it took some kind of surgery to repair the damage done after your "ZZ Top beard" took fire too.

Even then the repairs didn't really take.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 27 May 09 - 06:37 AM

All better, MOM. Suspect food poisoning.

Well, gotta get ready and head to work. No coffee in the house will get one up and out quite early on a Wednesday morning.

last chance Harvey is quite good.

Don't know as I would trust any roof repairs made by the boys. Might end up with a bigger problem than the one they climbed up to fix.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 May 09 - 12:06 AM

It is quite ungentlemanly of you, Rapaire, to go telling such tales out of school. Tricks like that only work when mum's the word, you know. If you keep this up, you'll ruin my reputation and spoil my act!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 May 09 - 10:14 PM

'Twasn't lightning. Amos lit off one of those super-mega-firecrackers he has and threw it on the roof to see if it would damage the roof. It did.

The ATF came and said it was equivalent to a half a stick of 60% dynamite. They confiscated the rest of his firecrackers and fined him $10.00 US and told on him. Only he pointed to old Mrs. Schmeerkase and told the Agents that she was his mother (Mom being out at the time) and the Agents turned him over to her "wrath."

Now we all know that Mrs. Schmeerkase is deafer'n a post and not quite with us all the time anymore, so she just gave Amos some cookies and milk, told him to be a good boy (yeah, right!), and sent him home.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 May 09 - 09:57 PM

Thunderstorm this evening, MOM. Come in off of the porch again, please. You know that lightening hit the house and blasted one dormer a couple of years ago. The blue plastic tarp has finally weathered to kind of match the rest of the roof by now. One of these days one of the Boys will climb up there and finish the repairs and fix the roof.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 May 09 - 07:20 PM

I have Last Chance Harvey waiting for me here (NetFlix). Did you like it? Thompson and Hoffman were good in Stranger Than Fiction, the little time they had together, so I was glad to see someone else noticed that. I bet MOM would like to watch it with you. Shall we ask her to pop some popcorn?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 26 May 09 - 06:04 PM

Hi MOM. Came home sick before noon today. Have watchedFrost Nixon, last chance Harvey, and am working on Brokeback Mountain when I can hold my head up.

Lucky I didn't get them watched this weekend.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 May 09 - 01:51 PM

Yes, Amos. Strictly for target shooting -- say, 100 meters. It has precision front and rear sights, adjusting as little as .01 minute of angle at 100 meters.

Much like your kayak, but cheaper.


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