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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 11 Jan 09 - 09:30 PM
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Rapparee 11 Jan 09 - 09:15 PM
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Rapparee 11 Jan 09 - 08:45 PM
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Acme 10 Jan 09 - 03:56 PM
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Rapparee 10 Jan 09 - 03:35 PM
Little Hawk 10 Jan 09 - 01:00 PM
Amos 10 Jan 09 - 12:45 PM
Acme 10 Jan 09 - 12:45 PM
Acme 10 Jan 09 - 11:56 AM
Rapparee 10 Jan 09 - 10:57 AM
VirginiaTam 10 Jan 09 - 10:52 AM
MMario 10 Jan 09 - 08:48 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 09 - 09:30 PM

Neither do I, until Wednesday. Have some more filet mignon, Mom -- and some of this nice red wine to wash it down with.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Jan 09 - 09:24 PM

If that's your criteria, Rap, then most of the U.S. is a swamp.

MOM, I hope someone got you something to eat when they came bursting back into the room. YOU don't have to eat a special diet this week.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 09 - 09:15 PM

Are there mosquitoes? If there are mosquitoes it's a swamp. If there aren't any I most sincerely apologize for saying that it was.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 09 - 09:10 PM

I beg your pardon sir! I do NOT live in a swamp! Yeah, the southeast corner of my property is a bit muggy, 55 acres of the 60 acres parcel that adjoins mine is considered wetland and can't legally be used for anything except hunting, and the county's currently doing some sort of monstrous drainage project on my neighbors' land. But, I repeat, I do NOT live in a swamp! I only live very damned near the swamp.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 09 - 08:45 PM

Bee-Dubya, you are special. There is no one like you, no one. No one else can do whatever it is you do, no one else wants to live in a swamp like you do. You were a special child and your education was special. After you were born the mold was broken and I'm sure that your parents, whoever they were, passed the Court Order on to you along with your birth certificate.

Special? Yes, you are and you can rejoice in that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 09 - 07:32 PM

YES! IT WORKED! I, Bee-dubya-ell, was the first one to post after 21 hours of MC down time! I feel soooo special!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 09 - 07:29 PM

Hi Mom!

Nobody's posted anything to any threads since 10:51 PM yesterday. I think the Mudcat's broken. This is sort of a test message. If it goes through, lucky me!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 05:08 PM

Dunno about that. Were the cats observing themselves or was the environment observing them?

Besides, one of them, (the invisible one), is named Quark.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 05:01 PM

"Erwin Schroedinger! You stop teasing the life out of that poor cat, you hear me?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 04:30 PM

Those obviously weren't Schroedinger's cats.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 03:59 PM

Yes, but will also explain the color appendage?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 03:56 PM

I bet Amos has a good string theory to address that collar appendage.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 03:42 PM

While I was in New York last week, they had a big windstorm here that apparently blew many random traces from all over out my yard. I was pretty worried and had spent the past several days scouring the neighborhood, looking for them in all my spare time, but I didn't see nary a one, nor did they come when I called.

This morning, though, the wind started up again, and now they are all back, every single one of them. Imagine that!

The wind also blew Gluon back up that wormhole in the old oak stump down by the ditch. Unfortunately, as soon as he emerged he was beset by three of the neighborhood cats, and had jump right back down that hole again. None of the cats followed. I got a good enough look at him to see there was still a bit of string attached to his collar. Other than the fact that he glowed with a weird purple aura, he seemed to be fine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 03:35 PM

...AND Mr. McGargle and The Sweet Singer Of Michigan.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 01:00 PM

Yes. Either that or you need a complete understanding and appreciation of the collective works of William Shatner...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 12:45 PM

If she comes back, I recommend she play MOAB Random Darts with the page numbers up above. If her psychic Karma is in good nick she will soon understand the Entire Zeitgeist of the MOAB!! But you need a powerful karma capable of running over every dogma it sees.


AS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 12:45 PM

So now there is another little response to MOAB thread going. I guess that is the price of staying in business for so long.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 11:56 AM

Clearly Virginia Tam stumbled in to MOAB without reading the owner's manual. It's never pointless. There may be no point, but that is something altogether different.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 10:57 AM

You don't say, you just be.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 10:52 AM

WTF? Now I have finally found my way into this thread, what do I say?


I had no water for coffee this morning. Mains were frozen somewhere learing up to the flats. Had to go to ASDA to buy water for coffee. Too late. I now have coffee withdrawal headache which even Klatchian coffee would not ease.

Oh PHUG! What's the point. I won't be back.. I don't often have pointless BS to say that isn't at least fit in some way for other threads.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 08:48 AM

Here you are MOM;

A nice tray of breakfast. I can't believe it's been over 15 hours since anyone checked in with you! What are they thinking of?

It just goes to show you that despite All their whinging about not letting you fall, they don't really care; not the way Stilly and I do. Or Janie. they just hang around because you give them free food and gas money.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 05:21 PM

No aard critters around here, but I can offer up a possum, playing possum. Saw it this afternoon when I stopped to buy a lotto ticket. His number was obviously up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 03:17 PM

The Aardvarks of Mudcat!--over 300 of them!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 02:48 PM

For all the aardvarks on Mudvark.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 11:05 AM

And buy coffee.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 09:44 AM

Omigod!! Really??


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 08:52 AM

Bill quit. Now he just collects money to give away through his foundation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 08:55 PM

You may want to have a copy of IE handy for the occasional website that Firefox won't work on--they are few, but annoying. It's part of Bill's Master Strategy to fail at taking over the world.


S


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 06:07 PM

You should have attempted to sell them back a bottle of your urine later at half price...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 03:10 PM

If I hadn't already taken a couple of good swigs of the coffee I would have left it sitting there. I was shocked.

Almost as badly as I just was by Amos' pun.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 02:56 PM

It musta been the water, Man of Emms; there's no grounds for such high charges! :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 01:48 PM

What????????????? That's incredible.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 01:40 PM

I picked up a cup of coffee at a quik-fill the other day. I was on my way to a gig; wanted something so got the coffee and a donut. The donut was 76 cents. I got a 16 oz coffee (self serve from a carafe that probably wasn't very fresh). My bill?

$8.53

Even w/ NY state taxes, that means over $7 for the coffee!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 01:23 PM

I don't use 'em, I'm a tea drinker. For the price they charge for a cup of hot water and a tea bag I could buy a whole box of tea bags.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:57 AM

"local coffee house"? I've heard of those....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:54 AM

ANy town that has had its local coffee house swallowed up by a Starbucks knows that ain't so.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:54 AM

Well, it's a state of mind, y'know... ;-) There are some people who can Californicate practically anywhere, and Amos is one of them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:41 AM

Purists maintain that Californication cannot be achieved over three miles outside the state boundaries; though there are holdouts for 200 miles.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:29 AM

Yeah, but nobody enforces that law. You guys think you're pure and separate but the truth is, you're being Californicated every day.

S


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:21 AM

Californication is illegal in Ontario.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:20 AM

That sounds pretty good except for the protien powder portion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:17 AM

I had a Californicator's Dream Smoothie from my secret recipe: blended fruits, orange juice, protein powder and two raw eggs. Yummm!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:05 AM

Is he still performing? Funny, I didn't figure him for your type at all, Mario.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 10:13 AM

I had meatloaf this morning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 10:09 AM

Too late, breakfast is over, they're all gone.

They were good!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 01:28 AM

Blueberry muffins are out now, cooling for breakfast. You can each have ONE -- leave the rest for breakfast!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 03:17 PM

The chef says, "You're welcome."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 03:13 PM

Rapaire:

What a positively brilliant adaptation. My compliments to the Chef!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 02:13 PM

Boy, that swordplay was something to see, wasn't it? Fortunately we all have at least nine lives. Well, rolling along to the next chapter, I guess.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 01:32 PM

Oh, this is the place where the high schoolers gather,
With Trojans and Durex and some parts battened down;
All sizes and figures with old lines and jiggers,
They congregate here on the teen spawning ground.

Some are workin' their jiggers while others are liein',
Some try standin' up but there's more lyin' down;
While all kinds of fun, kisses, and tricks are begun
As they wait for a "YES!" on the teen spawning ground.

There's jocks of all ages and nerds in the bargain;
There's senior Bill Cave and there's frosh Raymond Brown,
There's redheaded Bevvy in the back of a Chevy,
Ready for Tom on the teen spawning ground.

There's kids from the High School and some from the college,
In all kinds of motorcars, green, red and brown;
Right yonder is Bobbi and with her is Nobby,
They're kissy-face here on the teen spawning ground.

The man with the cop car is Officer Steele;
He's gettin' well up but he's still pretty sound.
His siren and red light will make all of them take flight
Whenever he's out on the teen spawning ground.


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