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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 07 Jan 09 - 01:07 PM
Rapparee 07 Jan 09 - 12:56 PM
MMario 07 Jan 09 - 10:56 AM
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MMario 07 Jan 09 - 05:53 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 01:07 PM

Providing high schoolers with spawning grounds has always been a recipe for disaster. Fish, on the other hand, seem to manage it better, probably because they can juggle spawning and school without going insane.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 12:56 PM

Well, if the spawning grounds have been in such trouble all this time where have the high school kids been going?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 10:56 AM

My home town is putting in a new herring run (fish ladder) between the upper spring fed pond (originally a small lake in a glacial pothole, enlarged by damming) and the lower pond (formed likewise by damming of the stream from the upper pond. The old one has been defunct for close to 40 years and they finally realized that this has halved the size of the spawning grounds for the herring. and they wonder why the population has dropped.

Of course originally there was a lot less spawning area, because the upper (originally only) pond was only about half the size it has been for the last couple hundred years, and the lower pond didn't exist at all until sometime in the 1600's; but so many other spawning grounds have been destroyed I guess they feel they need to recoup this one. And since they can, yes, it is a good thing.


Of course - what could have been done with a few bags of sackrete in the 1960's is now going to cost the town and state about 60 thousand - but that's progress, right?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 09:01 AM

Oh, my swordwork, while always fatal, is always bloodless. As for being dead I remind you of the old Irish song

"...Now we're all alive again, for we are the Irish...."

I'm IBM, so it works for me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 05:53 AM

MOM says that if anyone drips blood on the carpet they are grounded and won't get off grounding until Sonya Henning stars in Hell - whatever that means....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 11:28 PM

NOT the armpit stab--that just looks SO awful.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 11:14 PM

Well of course, but it is quite the reverse. We are both alive, and you are merely a hant.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 10:37 PM

Well, they're dead and I'm alive and that's how I wanted it to be.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 09:35 PM

Sigh. How comes it to pass that by wriing this posathumous post, having just been felled by two stout vilains, you can pretend to yourself you have reversed such mortal harm twice over? Truly the internet is a miracle, or else some terrible liar!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 09:23 PM

A draw across prime, the tip coming up and around into quarte, parrying both blades into sixte, a demi-moulinet, a drop into cinque and an upwards push cut between the legs of one and he's out; a draw cut to pull the blade back and a parry in sixte, a riposte skewering in along the blade and over the guard, entering into the armpit and coming out the other side.

Voila! Deux est fini, tho' it be bloody, bloody work.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 06:16 PM

And my style will quell your urges. Avaunt, wretch! Ha! Stroke, parry, and thrust, and it is done! Another foe vanquished! Verily he doth resemble a deflated balloon, once so grand to look upon, now a perforated gasbag lying miserably in the dust. Sic transit gloria Rapairundi.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 06:06 PM

Well, my snail will stock your barges, Monsieur, if you ask politely.

Take that! And that!! Voila!! C'est fini--le pauvre malheurex est epouvantaillé!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 05:30 PM

So! You turn on me, eh? Draw, varlets, and my steel will sing your dirges!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 05:17 PM

Oh, is that the objective of his ravings??? A foolish endeavour. I can think of far better ways to impress a female than that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 04:19 PM

FIne parental influence YOU are, anyway, Rapaire, bragging and carrying on the way you do!! That ain't gonna cut it. If you want to play house with Still yer gonna have to figure another angle...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 03:15 PM

Children, children. Calm down now. Take deep breaths and let them out slowly. There, that's it.

Now...Amos, you get the kris; LH, you get the Bowie; Mario, you can have the poinard. Stilly and I will act as judges.

Now...have at it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 03:15 PM

That's me!! That's me!! King of the Typos!!!!



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 03:13 PM

Which reminds me - the latest dinosaur to be discovered, buried in the sands of the Mohavy Dessert; The Typosareus Rexx.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 02:48 PM

Oops. Typos-R-Us.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 02:36 PM

Magestically, huh? Hey, I unnerstan.

But mind you, I never offered to replace Khandu nor wanted to, neever.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 02:05 PM

It may be above average, but it is not congruent with your general aura of sophisticated and lofty certainty. It grates. It suggests that the king may be traipsing about the castle oblivious of the fact that one shoe is untied and his fly is open. Not good enough! If you are going to parade about magestically in the armour of invincible intellectual omnipotence, my good sir, you have to pay attention to these niggling little details...lest your subjects become uneasy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 01:54 PM

Actually, you velour-mongering varlet, my spelling is well above average. It's my typing that gives me continuous grief.

Teh!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 01:36 PM

LOL! Oh, you bastard. I'll get you for that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 01:33 PM

Rapaire - ignore LH. He didn't get no angels or heavenly choirs. No fireworks, brass bands or trumpet fanfares. Obviously he isn't one of "us".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 01:30 PM

Fie, sir! Fie! I take umbrage at being lectured to by a man who cannot even spell.

Besides, Rapaire also typed in 29,000. I was referring to him and SRS. Not to you. But if you wish to be included in the phrase "you people", I will pencil you in.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 01:26 PM

Little Hawk:

DISCUIPLINE!! INTELLECTUAL RIGOR!!!! ACCURACY IN THE USE OF WORDS!%^__&*&^$%#@!!


Define "you people"???

SRS made a typographical or mental error. You choose to project that into a nameless, faceless geralization? For fie!!!!!!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 01:18 PM

What is wrong with you people? It says 27,005 , not 29,000 and whatever. You're out by 2,000 posts.

Anyway, I checked outside. No Angels. No heavenly scrolls or trumpets. Nothing has changed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 12:44 PM

I'm using a new browser these days--IE is DOA in the shadowland before the rebuild. Firefox lets me see the blink that IE doesn't show.

Nice! (I'm convinced, Firefox is better. I'll switch to it completely once this computer is fixed, except to use IE for banking and my office email.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 12:44 PM

You see, chivalry, ma'am, is not dead. It is simply hiding out under another name to avoid being hunted down and killed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 12:39 PM

Our stalwart steadfast Stilly stands,
Against the freds and all marauders
To take the Turn of Kays in Hand
And see us safe to a brand-new Grand
The flower of MOAB's daughters!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 12:31 PM

Well, if you posted 29001 and the one before it, I suspect you bagged 29,000.

YAY FOR YOU!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 12:27 PM

I guess someone else was around! 29001. Apres 29000. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 12:26 PM

I went away and posted instructions for cooking pork chops. I've been giving you guys access to this hump.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 12:26 PM

Someday I'll say, "Bite me, freds!" and then I'll be sorry.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 12:25 PM

A "poetry run" is not the same as a "salmon run."

Where are the guys? I thought they'd be racing to the next big thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 12:10 PM

Is "poetry" edible? Please supply a DNA sample.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 12:09 PM

Looks like a poetry run is underway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 12:08 PM

No package yet, so I have connectivity a little longer.

Are you sure that Playboy publication was 1999? I think that was a reprint. What year did it first come out?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 12:04 PM

THe last post here was 993.
That leaves the 994 to me.
And add another five, or six
To roll the Grand and turn the trick.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 12:01 PM

meanwhile - has anyone else seen the online petition for a Cabinet Secretary of the Arts?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 11:57 AM

Oh the count is up to eight
And my hand is at the gate,
Roll me over, lay me down and do it again....
             --Co. C. 2 Bn, 2 TRB, Ft. L. Wood, MO, 1963


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 11:03 AM

By my count the number nine
will the turning grand make fine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 10:55 AM

Eleven only posts required
Until the local Grand expires!
And with the post numbered eleventh
We welcome Grand the Twenty-Seventh!


Demi Whittius
Trivia Forever!
Playboy Publications, Chicago, 1999


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 10:13 AM

I'm sorry, but the most current holder of the Umbrage title is Dolores Umbrage, of Harry Potter fame. Nasty piece of work, if HP fans say so themselves.

Don't fall all over yourselves today going for that big brass ring.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 09:22 AM

Correct! He of the Freiritter, of the Landsknecht, Hereditary Elector of Heiligescheiss, and Chairman of the Friends Of The Holey Roman Emperor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 09:12 AM

That would be Ralph Cromwell, Langraf of Liederhosen, correct?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 09:08 AM

It was destroyed by Cromwell's forces during the English Civil War of 1278. Lady Umbrage was forced into The Nunnery, a notorious place of riotous religious fervor, after her husband, Lord Umbrage, was executed by being drawn and quartered (the sketch was soooo bad it was ripped into four pieces and Lord Umbrage died of apoplexy). Lady Umbrage spent the rest of her life as a flagellant, giving great pleasure to some of England's greatest and most notorious roues with her "Cell Of Naughtiness."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 12:07 AM

Sure, man. Umbrage Castle, where the 13-cent sliders come from...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 12:07 AM

The part of our brain that we don't know we use are the neural layers at our solar plexus.

There's a book about the "second brain"--I think I have a copy here but I can't find it this evening. Don, you're on to something. I have a gut reaction to this. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 09 - 11:18 PM

Umbrage? Umbrage-On-Trent? Where the Duke of Umbrage had his castle?


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