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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 22 Dec 06 - 05:38 PM
MMario 22 Dec 06 - 01:58 PM
GUEST,MOM 22 Dec 06 - 01:55 PM
Amos 22 Dec 06 - 01:49 PM
Rapparee 22 Dec 06 - 12:28 PM
Amos 21 Dec 06 - 09:18 PM
Acme 21 Dec 06 - 05:37 PM
Amos 21 Dec 06 - 04:47 PM
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Amos 21 Dec 06 - 09:18 AM
Rapparee 21 Dec 06 - 08:45 AM
Amos 21 Dec 06 - 01:43 AM
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Acme 20 Dec 06 - 11:08 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 05:38 PM

Yeah, he just saw an opportunity to brown-nose a little. I'm surprised he didn't cook her that fancy breakfast list he keeps in a file somewhere hoping we won't recognize it next time, just to make himself look good.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 01:58 PM

I'll remind you; Mom is no danger of falling until 24 hours goes by. And Rapaire posted after only 14 hours and 50 minutes. Pleanty of time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MOM
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 01:55 PM

AMOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 01:49 PM

Well, I can't do it ALL by myself. I was waiting for Still to return a reply to my scurrilous but witty rejoinder, but she has again deemed me Unamusing. Sigh.

Hi, Mom. I am thinking of running away and joining the Foreign Legion. What do you suggest?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 12:28 PM

Ahem. I am sitting here, just outside the Seat of Government, the Nation's Capitol, the Federal City. And I find that NO ONE has cared enough to bring Mom back to The Top! No one! I could not do so yesterday, since I was flying Eastward.

Just goes to show, Mom....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 09:18 PM

Well, good pop-up has to be part of the much-wished Big Bang, doesn't it?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 05:37 PM

Let's just say that the popup ads are effusive.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 04:47 PM

I guess "Big" is a relative term, huh?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 02:10 PM

I was going to send an image of the "Big Bang" I'd like to get for christmas (see Google ads, bottom of page) but I think I need to clean out my computer. An image search on "male model" seems to bring up a lot of . . . material.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 09:18 AM

Here's a diagram of the Casimir effect experiment.

Humph.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 08:45 AM

Amos, you are a obviously heretic who has rejected the mod p Steenrod powers. Should you ever come near the American Mathematical Society's annual meeting you will be burned at the stake, and every mathematician is required by blood oath to turn you in to The Court of Justice and Heretical Neutralization. At the very least you will be be added or subtracted from both sides -- at the worst divided, but in any case you will never be allowed to multiply again.

You CAN STILL repent and save yourself! I'll have to tell you how tomorrow, as today I have to fly away to DC. Frankly, I'd stay away from all mathematics until you repent. Don't even use a calculator or try to add a column of numbers with paper and pencil. The C of J and HN will know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 01:43 AM

We also study the homomorphism on cohomology induced
by i


Speak for yourself, Sirrah! I have never induced any such thing on any cohomology anywhere.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 08:50 PM

Now, THIS is cool!

RELATIVE TOPOLOGY OF REAL ALGEBRAIC
VARIETIES IN THEIR COMPLEXIFICATIONS

Yildiray Ozan

We investigate, for a given smooth closed manifold M, the
existence of an algebraic model X for M (i.e., a nonsingular
real algebraic variety diffeomorphic to M) such that some
nonsingular projective complexification i : X → XC of X
admits a retraction r : XC → X. If such an X exists, we
show that M must be formal in the sense of Sullivan's minimal
models, and that all rational Massey products on M are
trivial.

We also study the homomorphism on cohomology induced
by i for algebraic models X of M. Using ´etale cohomology, we
see that mod p Steenrod powers give an obstruction for the
induced map on cohomology, i∗ : Hk(XC, Zp) → Hk(X, Zp), to
be onto, if we require that X is defined over rational numbers.


You'll want to read the entire article in Pacific Journal of Mathematics 217 (2004), 291-302. I mean, this is cool stuff!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 06:20 PM

Nay, nay, seek not to coax me, I am not to be so lightly tempted nor foxed. I shall preserve a dignified silence the like of which you will find most admirable and delightful.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 05:12 PM

At least, that is, until the next Scientific American article that catches your eye. . .

Meanwhile, I must say the Mudcat Tavern has gotten off to a heckuva start this time round!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 04:14 PM

Humph! I am cast down by such brusque condemnation, madame, and shall endeavour no further to delight you with the periwinkles of scientific discovery!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 01:12 PM

hydra

a little known fact about the life cycle of the Lernean Hydra. The juveniles are hatched from eggs, taking roughly 9 years to grow to maturity, and on hatching appear to be a slightly larger then normal snake. The age of a juvenile hydra is easily established as it gains 1 head per annual molt until the full adult (nine headed) form is attained.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 01:03 PM

Hey, I've been to Mayo!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 01:02 PM

Hydra?   Or
hydra?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 11:08 AM

*5 points to MMario in Gryfyndor for the observation about mayo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 11:06 AM

Even plainer English and no hot links, thank you very much! I prefer my links and salsa on the mild side. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 10:10 AM

But Stilly!! The text already explains what it means!! It says so right there at the start!! "Explanation", it says. What am I missing here? ;>)


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 09:28 AM

I once hit a huge pothole and suffered axle bifucation. Her old man almost caught me too, and him with a shotgun and marriage license.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 09:28 AM

hah! obviously the skeleton is mis-classified. It is actually the skeleton of a juvenile HYDRA.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 09:24 AM

In other news, being of two minds is apparently not new:

"A remarkably well-preserved fossil of a two-headed reptile has been discovered in the Early Cretaceous Yixian rock formation in northeast China.

The tiny skeleton of a hatchling choristodere ? a group of extinct aquatic reptiles with long necks ? has two heads and two necks, fused at their base. The 120-million-year-old specimen is thought to be the oldest example of a developmental anomaly known as axial bifurcation.

While rare, this type of malformation has been seen before in living snakes, crocodiles, lizards and turtles ? some of which have survived for several years in captivity.

However, judging from the extreme juvenility of the fossilised skeleton ? its proportionally large head and eye orbits ? the tiny creature did not survive for long, say its finders Eric Buffetaut at National Centre for Scientific Research in Paris, France, and colleagues."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 08:26 AM

it means one should not use mayonaise as a lubricant in moving parts.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 11:09 PM

That explanation was under the photo, Amos. What you needed to do was explain what it means, not just repeat the text!

Those crampons looked like 10-pointers. The guys up on Mt. Hood should have had 12-pointers. It might have helped. (Two extras on the front for kicking into ice walls or kicking steps on hard icy slopes).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 05:31 PM

I am happy to report the universe is not going to implode thanks to the Casimir effect: (Click for image).

Explanation: This tiny ball provides evidence that the universe will expand forever. Measuring slightly over one tenth of a millimeter, the ball moves toward a smooth plate in response to energy fluctuations in the vacuum of empty space. The attraction is known as the Casimir Effect, named for its discoverer, who, 50 years ago, was trying to understand why fluids like mayonnaise move so slowly. Today, evidence is accumulating that most of the energy density in the universe is in an unknown form dubbed dark energy. The form and genesis of dark energy is almost completely unknown, but postulated as related to vacuum fluctuations similar to the Casimir Effect but generated somehow by space itself. This vast and mysterious dark energy appears to gravitationally repel all matter and hence will likely cause the universe to expand forever. Understanding vacuum fluctuations is on the forefront of research not only to better understand our universe but also for stopping micro-mechanical machine parts from sticking together.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 04:13 PM

Wow, thanks, Rapaire. Saved me from a nasty tumble, I am sure...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 03:39 PM

Crampon. Do not confuse with tampion, tampon, pontoon, or sponsoon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 02:55 PM

Isn't "Crampon! Crampon" the rallying cry for the WIMPS (Women's International Menses and PMS Society)? Or am I thinking of something else? If not, I am sure I will be momentarily....(ducks and exits stage left).


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 12:41 PM

8730



Hell, I get a kick out of that question. I kinda doubt it -- reindeer, at least, have evolved specially formed feet for dealing with ice. Horses, now, that's a hard one. here should be a footnote about it.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 11:24 AM

What's the answer? Do they make crampons in hoof sizes?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 09:32 AM

Damn!! The law is a ass when they put things in such hidebound terms.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 09:16 AM

Yeah, well, I got a traffic ticket for it. "Failure to use chains during icy conditions." Damn cops. Next thing you know they'll be after you for minor infractions, like moonshining and battery and public lewdness and illicit intentions and fighting and drunkeness.

And then they'll have to shut down the Legion Hovel and we'll be in the same dilemma as the teenage boy who finds himself sans condom when the "magic moment" arrives and his girlfriend ain't about to take chances!

Dunno what this world is coming to, and it the Christmas season, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 10:42 PM

The judges, too, are legends in his own mind!! :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 09:01 PM

Scored a 9.8 out of 10.0, didn't it? And as the song says,

"My spurs are rusted, my sword is bent,
My plume is soaked with rum
And the thistles, thorns and cockleburrs
Are thick on my well-bruised bum."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 06:18 PM

WHoa, did you see the mess Rap made when he was over at the Mudcat Tavern a little while ago? Ass over applecart THROUGH the door WITH the horse. . . he was moving around so I don't think he broke anything, but that dismount HAD to hurt!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 03:55 PM

I knew you would like that little piece of Marquis' oeuvre, Rapaire. Unfortunately, I also knew why.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 02:53 PM

Thank you, Amos. That's possibly the best description of me ever written.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 02:22 PM

HE speaks as straight as his rifles shot,
As straight as a thrusting blade,
Waiting the deed that shall trouble the truce
His savage guns have made.

"You have dared the wrath of a dozen states,"
Was the challenge that he heard;
"We can die but once!" said the grim old King
As he gripped his mountain sword.

"For I paid in blood for the town I took,
The blood of my brave men slain,--
And if you covet the town I took
You must buy it with blood again!"

Stern old King of the stark, black hills,
Where the lean, fierce eagles breed,
Your speech rings true as your good sword rings--
And you are a king indeed!

(Don Marquis)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 02:17 PM

Give 'em hell. That squid has been sitting in there so long, he's wrinkled, and half-turned into a lounge lizard. That Catahoula will teach him some get up and go!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 01:57 PM

well - the Duck opened the bar - and the squid is lounging in the jello pit - will the dogs disturb them?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 01:52 PM

I have a pair of possum hounds in the back yard (well, they're squirrel hounds this week, since that's what they caught on Thursday. And they're also snake hounds and lizard hounds and mourning dove hounds. . . when they're not being an Am Staff Terrier and a Catahoula). They're soft and sweet smelling today, after a lovely bath last night.

Can I bring 'em over to the tavern?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 12:59 PM

It's only fair Cletus get a little chuffing once in a while. Cleigh gets to have all the fun.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 11:34 AM

Cletus was probably chuffed to be thought Cleigh.

On the other hand - you might want to secure your home against attack possums.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 11:31 AM

oh!!! my apologies to both of them.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 10:43 AM

Cletus, not Cleigh. Cleigh *does* have scruples. Cletus has none.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 10:36 AM

That damned possum has no scruples, I swan.

Well...I don't. But I know someone who does.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 10:24 AM

I had a young friend so fascinated with fans that one of his first Halloween costumes (*the* first he chose on his own) was to dress as a box fan.

In other news - the Tavern has opened for Christmas - but sneak in the back way - Cletus is trying to charge admission at the main door.


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