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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Bee-dubya-ell 13 Feb 06 - 09:27 PM
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MMario 13 Feb 06 - 02:24 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 09:27 PM

Yes, hex people are weird. Since the decimal system is based on the fact that most of us have ten fingers and ten toes, it follows that hex people must have 12 fingers and twelve toes, which probably means that a hex person can play guitar chords you and I can only dream about. On the other hand, a hex person has a really hard time finding a decent-fitting pair of work gloves.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 08:49 PM

And -- yes -- Giok DID land decimal 11111, which would be the interpreted as 16+8+4+2+1 if the same digits were writing in binary (decimal 31). Or, in hex, 128+64+32+16+1 or decimal 241.    See?

If you wanted to go the other way around and represent 11111, the real number, into binary you would write the binary figure 10101101100111 representing:

1 x 1 (2^0)
+
1x2 (2^1)
+
1x4 (2^2)
+
0x8 (2^3)
+
0x16 (2^4)
+
1x32 (2^5)
+
1x64 (2^6)
+
0x128 (2^7)
+
1x256 (2^8)
+
1x512 (2^9)
+
0 x 1024 (2^10)
+
1+ x 2048 (2^11)
+
0 x 4096 (2^12)
+
1 x      8192 (2^13)

which equals 8192 + 2048 + 512 + 256 + 64 + 32 + 4 + 2 + 1

or 11111 in decimal notation.

In hex, the real number 11111 would be written 2B67. But everybody knows hex people are weird.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 08:21 PM

...there would be no direct current flowing into our homes from the electrical plants

This message brought to from an Alternate Universe by the Impeach President Westinghouse society -- wiser WHigs for a better Amerigonia!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 06:07 PM

Then there wass the time a friend and I spent and hour and a half after school looking down a storm drain ("sewer"). Finally my grandmother called the convent to see if they knew where I was -- one of the nuns came over and asked me if I was me, I said yes, and she took both of us over and gave us a cookie while they called the responsible parties to come collect us.

Just an early example of my life-long interest in sewers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 05:19 PM

I spent my entire childhood blissfully free of church services. Now I will talk enthusiastically about God, the afterlife, etc. with anyone who is willing or interested. The moral: DON'T bring your kids up to be atheists! It may not turn out like you thought it would.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 05:07 PM

Okkaaaaaaaaaaayy...true story: My grandmother went to an early Mass and took me (aged about 4_ along. Being a quiet, serious, religious child, I stood in solemn awe of the priest. Come communion time, my grandma got up to go, and I promptly sat down on the kneeler, faced the bench of the pew, and proceeded to play "Mass."

Since she'd left me in the pew to mark the spot, my head was no longer available to her eagle eye.... She was afraid I'd wandered away, but after walking to the back of the church she turned around and spotted me sitting on the kneeler, playing priest.

I don't remember any untoward repercussions from this, but then the pain may have caused amnesia.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 02:24 PM

HUH! Well *I* passed out in church and ended up hanging from the alter by my front teeth! And the dents are still in the wood to prove it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 02:20 PM

And when I was twelve I was lost in church, too. Or at least my mother said I was lost. I don't think you can be lost when you're tied up, gagged, stuffed into a sack, and left behind the church furnace.

Did I ever mention (this is truth!) that my mother dropped me on my head when I was about 18 months old? I still have the scar to prove it, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 01:47 PM

10.0 on the landing, Leo!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 01:01 PM

Are you sure it wasn't gardeners tending their phlox?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 12:49 PM

Of course not! And three wise guys named Larry, Moe and Curly came and gave me gifts, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 12:48 PM

The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Meusli
G


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 12:46 PM

They weren't racing away into the hills when they heard about the delivery of this precocious child?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 12:15 PM

The premiere holdiday is February is the celebration of the birth of Thomas Alva Edison. Without Tommy (as his friends called him) we would all be listening to CDs by rushlight. There would be no direct current flowing into our homes from the electrical plants conventiently located only a mile or less away, and we wouldn't be watching porno flicks while dictating.

Yes, Big Tom's birthday is far more important than those of Lincoln and Washington and to the truly religious it even exceeds the anniversary of the first apparition at Lourdes.

To the cognoscentii, however, the date of February 11 is famous not because of Lourdes, not because it was Washington's original birthday, not because it was the eve Lincoln's birthday, and not because it's the natal day of the Big TA -- but because on that date an event happened that shook the universes to their roots. Yes, as you may have guessed, a shy, modest, unassuming child was born in the Great American Middle West, the firstborn of two humble parents, who was wrapped in swaddling clothes and laid in a manger while flights of angels sang my praises to shepherds who were tending their flocks in the nearby hills.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 12:01 PM

wow! take my eyes off the thread for a second to check the luge results and -

Mom's bouncing around like a hyperactive Jack Russell Terrier!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 11:58 AM

I never could understand binary.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 11:58 AM

On the other hand, the bed would probably be more comfortable.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 11:57 AM

What are you saying boo hoo for, Giok? You got it. See I said I never got anything, didn't I. Going into the garden to eat worms. Boo hoo...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 11:54 AM

I've been Ozzed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 11:52 AM

Boo hoo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 11:51 AM

Valentines - that old thing! Bah humbug. Probly won't get anything anyway :-(

Jenny, who hasn't quite yet gone to bed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 11:51 AM

11111
Giiiiiok


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 11:51 AM

10


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 11:51 AM

9


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 11:51 AM

8


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 11:47 AM

jenny,jenny.jenny - you would let a little thing like sleep deprivation prevent you from doing your duty to MOAB? Good thing the holdiay of the month is St. Valentine's not Mother's Day!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 11:44 AM

Ah! It's nice to see a few others here to keep Mother from falling off the bottom, and nice to see no-one's too mad at me.

Much as I am tempted, I think I'll let someone else have 11111. Time to go and talk to my pillow...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Charley Noble
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 11:11 AM

Seems like a nice day to drive down to Boston from Maine and admire all the snow that's buried their streets. Well, we do have an appointment to have several antique musical instruments checked out by Jim Bollman of the Music Emporium. I'll bring a copy of snow shovels and some snacks just in case. Maybe I'll even recharge the cellphone!

We got about 4 inches of nice fluffy dry snow where I live in Maine.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 10:54 AM

The Times showed pictures of two folks slogging down Fifth Avenue in snowshoes, and one peppy Oriental girl sliding across E. 57th street on cross-country skis.

Makes me proud to be a San Diegan -- proud,. I tell ya!!! It is balmy here today with light blue skies and gentle breezes in the 60's.

I spent all weekend overhauling the waterfall and it came out twice as nice as before. A little cleanup and we'll do official pictures.
I ache like a 65-year-old waterfront stevedore.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 09:39 AM

And Jenny scores! We like to spread the wealth (especially when it isn't a poacher)

No snow here, this is Tejas, just a little chilly. Now my friend Tom in NYC is up to his kneecaps and then some, it sounds like. He leads walking tours in the city--I wonder if he has snowshoes?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 09:22 AM

Gadarene, is it? You oatmeal mongering oaf! We have been assaulting the walls to his castle ceaselessly for three days. We are exhausted. You lucky few have no idea. So let's not go in for snide remarks!

Jenny, that was, um, quite dramatic, yes.....

Rapaire, happy Birthday.

SRS, any snow yet out there?

Rustic Rebel, where are you when we need you?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 06:17 AM

sorry!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 06:12 AM

gotta do it :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 06:12 AM

Someone's


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 06:12 AM

Still, I guess


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 06:09 AM

Heloo - anyone there? I guess some people might be madder than a cut snake if I sneaked in and took 11,100...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 12 Feb 06 - 10:03 PM

On the other hand, Bee-dubya-ell, it might have been an ad for cut bags to put your plastic dies in. Cut bags are what I sometimes seem to get at the supermarket, then everything spills out.

Must be better than a cut snake though - I hear they are pretty mad!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Feb 06 - 09:40 PM

BWL--you scared it off, whatever it was. Now the ads are for violin strings and something called "Wee Forest Folk." I hate to click on some of those ads--they end up not being what the name suggests, if you know what I mean. It might be an ad for small piddlers in the woods, who are waiting for their Viagra in the post. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Feb 06 - 09:34 PM

Hi, Mom! There's a Google ad for "plastic die cut bags" at the bottom of the page. It's good to know they're available. If I ever accumulate enough plastic die cuts to need to bag them up, I know where to get bags now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Feb 06 - 05:18 PM

So you think they'll rush in all at once? Like a bidder at eBay popping in in the last six seconds to steal the prize?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Feb 06 - 01:40 PM

They're in training for the Gadarene rush to get to 11100, poor misguided little chickadees!
G


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Feb 06 - 10:25 AM

Mom musta locked the boys in the barn. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Feb 06 - 12:11 AM

Well now they've been quiet for so long that I think someone should go check their rooms to see if they're even still in the house. I bet they're out back getting into loads of trouble.

Amos! Rapaire! You come in here right now and wipe your feet off before you track mud through the house!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Feb 06 - 09:22 PM

Hey Mom, the guys are too quiet today. I think they're in their rooms getting into trouble.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Feb 06 - 01:13 PM

I have an ante penultimate, my Mothers third youngest sister.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Feb 06 - 01:04 PM

Madam, penultimatism is not encouraged in this public forum. I should think you would want to keep it private! :D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Feb 06 - 11:33 AM

That was my penultimate remark on the subject (meaning I must leave it alone after this or it will no longer be penultimate from me.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 11 Feb 06 - 02:31 AM

Where? Is it the greater spotted penchant? I've been trying to get my hands on one for ages, they taste wonderful.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Feb 06 - 01:55 AM

I see a penchant for puns.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Feb 06 - 05:06 PM

Well, the Idaho state women's pen is just about a mile from here....


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