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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

MMario 02 Feb 06 - 12:22 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 02 Feb 06 - 12:22 PM

TRIVIA TIME! Did you know that aged doggie droppings used to be used in the manufacturing of fine leathers? 'struth!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Feb 06 - 12:20 PM

Far be it from me to suggest a destination, Mag. LOL!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Feb 06 - 12:19 PM

Amos, I just buried a bunch of dog droppings in my compost. You can have them for alternative fuel any time you need them. I'll double wrap the plastic bag in the box so the post office doesn't get upset. Where do you want me to mail them?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Feb 06 - 12:11 PM

Bunnhabain, you do me great disservice. It was NOT vaseline. It was bunker fuel. We were preparing an alternative method of propulsion to reform the planet's dependency on oil. But that was before we heard about Rapaire's mis-connected phone call. These guys are serious and this could be important.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 02 Feb 06 - 12:01 PM

I think this is a new bunch - something about species cumpulsion to emigrate and spawn.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 02 Feb 06 - 11:54 AM

You sure this new lot aren't just a front for the freds? They are a slippery lot, but that's Amos's fault for covering them in vaseline.

What he was doing we don't know, as thankfully he was interupted before he could finish what he started.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Feb 06 - 11:39 AM

As is my wont, this morning I took my quiche and sausage and drink down to my office and checked by email. After I had finished, I was going to check out the 'Cat and awaken Mom to another beautiful day.

While I was reading my email a Strange, Hostile Force had taken me offline. I rebooted the modem and router three times, and the PC once. Nothing.

I called the ISP support number, and a voice said, "Do not resist. It is futile. Your new brain implant is ready. Please come quietly, George, or we will pulverize your planet."

Well, I was puzzled, especially since my name isn't "George." I replied, astutely I thought, "Huh? My name's not George." And the voice on the phone said, "Is this Washington, DC, Pennsylvania 6-1600?" I said, "No, this is a phone in Pocatello, Idaho."

There was a pause and the voice said, "Aw, shit, Sam, you screwed up the phone number AGAIN! Goddammit, you stupid piece of Rurotarian...." and hung up.

I debated with myself over calling the number they'd mentioned but decided against it. I really didn't want to get involved, and besides, I had to get ready for work.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 02 Feb 06 - 09:41 AM

bright sunshine today - Six more weeks of winter - but if it is winter the way it has been the last month - that means spring is here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Feb 06 - 09:39 AM

YEah; big grain o' salt.

One of the things that puzzled me was the degree of correspondence among cases who had no contact with each other, and presumably no briefing on any others' versions of like experiences.

Downright Jungian. Little Greys and Big Greys weren't mentioned in Jung as far as I know but the principle applies.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 02 Feb 06 - 08:07 AM

HAPPY GROUNDHOGS DAY ALL:

Will he see his shadow here in Minnesota?? Will winter really be any longer if he does??

1887 - the first Groundhog Day was celebrated in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania.

1892 - William Painter of Baltimore, Maryland, patented the crown-cork bottle cap.

Its still too dark out to notice weather or not the groundhog has a chance of seeing its shawdow. Mainly depends on the time of day he desides to poke his head out.

The Damn Snow plows and dump trucks and bobcats on the sidewalks removed the snow they left piled in the center of the streets yesterday. Waking all us city folk a 4:00 am.

Ya all have a wounderful day
oh ya....Yahoo has sent me a "BLACKWORM ALERT!"
MUST READ NOW...

kindaloupehackenweez


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 11:04 PM

I know--I heard him interviewed somewhere--Dick Cavett? I don't think Johnny would have given him time to really talk about it, and this was a long interview--and I read it after that. It was interesting, but in the long run, I think needed a big grain of salt. Close Encounters of the Third Kind came out not long after this book, as I recall. Probably left Streiber in its dust.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 11:00 PM

The odd thing about that book is that he was wholly serious about it. I found it a real puzzler.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 10:51 PM

See if you still have a copy of Whitley Streiber's book Communion in the library. It's a fun read before the big road rode trip. (Who or what gets rode is anyone's guess. . .)

At one time he was considered a serious author. This is the book that blew him out of the water.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 10:43 PM

Proper Etiquette For the New and Prospective Alien Abductee

1) Do not wear a tinfoil hat. It may reflect the abductor ray back to the spaceship and short something out which may result in an unwanted release of antimatter into the local atmosphere. Trust us, you don't want that to happen.

2) If abducted by a species lacking a proboscis, bear in mind that they've probably heard the "No nose is good nose!" line about seven to the thirteenth power times and it's no longer funny.

3) Don't expect to be asked to stay for dinner. Eat a light meal before going to the abduction.

4) Observe the "No Smoking" signs. If the aliens want you to smoke, they'll set you on fire.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 10:41 PM

. . . mortar fit only to daub the walls of a jakes

I draw the line at outhouses. You guys, take your funky brickbats and shit mortar outside. No one wants to eat their bedtime snack and drink their chamomile tea with you two going hammer-and-tongs and abusing Shakespeare in the process. Geez, Louise. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 10:03 PM

Hey, man, no sweat, ya know? Let us indeed take up arms against this encroaching sea of troubles!

(Is one of the Catholic Church's Dioceses that is beset by lawsuits a "See of Troubles"????)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 09:57 PM

Ho, thou hast proved me wrong, thou tailor made heathen. Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter! Thou   unbolted villain, paste of mortar fit only to daub the walls of a jakes with him.-you wagtail!

I forgive you your unseemly insertion, sir, as your breath is short and you are beset! Come, let me stand beside you and draw against these plagued Robitussians! To arms, as comrades of Terra!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 09:51 PM

An alien abduction? Me? Can't be! I simply don't have a thing to wear! I mean, whatever would I bring to such an event? My smallsword? A tinfoil hat? My trumpet? And would I need a warm coat, or just a light jacket? Will I be allowed to leave a note for my wife about where I'm going and when I can be expected back? And I really SHOULD tell them at work, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 09:41 PM

Why, good Amos, thou dost mistake me! Might I suggest that thou lookest to King Lear, Act II, Scene II, by one William Shakespeare, late playwright and actor of London? Invective written by one far more capable than a mere automaton or even by myself!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 09:38 PM

At least the Robitussians will let him get a good night's sleep. Their national anthem includes the undying couplet:

Robitussia! Robitussia!
For never the cough shall carry us off,
No matter the coffin they carry us off in...
.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 09:35 PM

Is Rapaire going to be abducted by aliens? Are they going to be Romilarians or Robitussians? I certainly hope it's not going to be the Mentholyptusians! I don't even want to talk about them! Shudder! Gasp!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 09:03 PM

Just one small correction, good friend; you responded by invoking a mindless and intentionless on-line Elizabethan Insult algorithm, a piece of oxymoronic artificial intelligence that ended up being artificial, but unintelligent.

I note with care that you have not spoken to the point I raised about your alteration of the Bard, costing his precious line all sense. Instead, you unleashed this synthetic hurricane of lazy insults borrowed from a cheap software machine, and then proceeded to assert the reverse of all actuality, by claiming erudition for yourself and seeking -- most unjudiciously -- to impugn and saddle me with your own acts of calumny.

You are, sir, but a poor mirror of a man, a shadow of a soul, a thin stream of badly-reflected smoke among the gracious trees of fine thought. Go to.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 09:01 PM

that was me.

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 09:01 PM

I'd miss Rapaire if he were abducted by aliens

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 06:52 PM

As I have so cogently explained, there is no problem or argument. Amos has called my erudition into question, and I have responded with the reasoned argument and quiet dignity that befits me. He, on the other hand, has resorted to name-calling, falsehoods, and outright untruths and slanders.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 06:02 PM

Look, all of you, if you're going to be petty and pedantic pains in the neck, then don't get it right first time. What's the point in settling something straight off when we can argue all week about it? Or is that just conspiring to make MOAB even longer?

Now have I suceeded in annoying everyone by putting an excessivly long and well padded piece of text in a hard to read HTML effect. I sure hope so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 05:30 PM

Er, Amos. . .

"neener, neener, neener", as befits the circumstances.

Really, now. That should be "neener, neener, neener," etc.

If you're going to get picayunish, punctuate it correctly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 04:24 PM

Nah, he's okay, for a benighted jackanapes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 04:10 PM

FIGHT!





Amos and Rapaire are having a fight!



FIGHT!



FIGHT!

what a minute - we went through all this just this mornig, didn't we... right - I'll scream "Fight!" and then Amos will come on and deny it - the Rapaire will insult him again, and I'll yell "Fight! Fight!" - but Amos will claim , nonononono, he and Rap never fight...


I'll get me coat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 03:57 PM

Amos! Thou callest me ignorant? Youknave, you rascal, you are an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver'd, action-taking knave; a whoreson, glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and who art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch! Why, what a monstrous fellow art thou!. What a brazen-faced varlet, to so insult me! You rogue, you whoreson, cullionly, barber-monger! You rascal, you puppet's part, you neat slave, you whoreson zed! You unnecessary letter! You unbolted villain, you paint for the wall of a jakes, you wagtail!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 02:53 PM

The alteration of Shakespeare, dear Sir, was yours, and with that tiny alteration, you unleashed a plethora of error in meaning.

Observe that in the Bard's orignal context, the line spoken is:

If 'tis true 'tis a pity, and pity 'tis 'tis true.

Which you revised in your transcription to the much less grammatical:

If 'tis true 'tis a pity, and the pity 'tis 'tis true. .

My correction of which stands firm.

The original line would be construed to read, if expanded, "...and pity it is it is true" (the 'that' being implicit between first "is" and second "it".)

But not your version, which cannot be so construed because you added the definite article "the" before the noun "pity".

One can only conclude, having been through this brief but precise analysis, that you should be advised in proportion to your small but powerful slip, "neener, neener, neener", as befits the circumstances.

I remain, Sir, your humble and obednt Srvnt,

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 02:35 PM

It's a pleasure to be able to visit Mom so easily, and I was mostly planning on taking a gander and leaving again, but then my ear was assailed with audible BS from the radio. From the BBC, of all things.

We used to have a wonderful talk show host here in the Fort Worth and Dallas area, Glenn Mitchell, who had a two hour program at noon for the last 10 years. Glenn died suddenly right before Thanksgiving (he was 55). The station has floundered to not only fill the time, but fill it with something comparable, a very tough thing to do. The first hour is a talk show, but the second is this goofy BBC stuff, called "Outlook," consisting of far too many trite and insipid conversations. Right now they are discussing why women shave their armpits. They've had such lightweight stuff as the marriage between first cousins of the Pakistani population in the U.K., chat with loopy stars and local folks who became celebrities for inane reasons. Now this is worthy of being called BS, but in a dismissive way. It's lower-case bs.

Just venting. Back to your regular high-quality material. Maybe we'll even see BWL here more often now for some wonderfully warped renditions of life in and around his downed timber!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 02:07 PM

Still here, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 02:03 PM

Amos it's for yoohoo!
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 01:59 PM

Thank you Amos and Stilly River Sage:

lch liebe dich is german for lch love you. Thankyou's you "cats" are so helpful.

At about 11:30 last night FINIALLY found a great translation sight:

http://freetranslation.imtranslator.net/

I was awaken this morning at 4:30 by the sound of a dog barking outside my window above mainstreet in town. Opening the blinds to discover a freshly fallen shroud of snow covering my pickup parked on the street in front of the building i live in. And a Park Rapids Patrol car in front of my truck. I turn on the scanner to hear my resistration and name replied by disspatch.
   They were going to have it towed to impound for the being parked in a snow removal zone. Which extends from 2:00 to 5:00.
   There was 2 -2 1/2 inches of snow at most.
   Just the same didnt want to take the chance and proceed getting dressed and sloth like mossey out to brush the snow from the windshield.
   Yet the city patrolman sits and watches and after a bit. Drives slowly off with that look on his face.
   "Damit, just one more minute and we'd of had another 40 bucks for our dounut and coffee fund.
    I grin and wave as he proceeds on by. Thinking "Jerome, bad Karma's going to come down on you for thinking that". Oh well...
In a way it made my day thou. And yes i know next time i may sleep thru it and wont be so lucky. And then i'll pay.. But until then all you "Cats".
Have a wounderful day..peace...

kindaloupehackenweez


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 12:03 PM

Good Amos! I prithee, forebear thy criticism and brush up your Shakespeare! Specifically, The Tragical History of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, Act II, Scene II, where Polonius is telling Gerty of the reason (in his opinion) for Hamlet's madness:

Pol. Madam, I swear I use no art at all.        
That he is mad, 'tis true; 'tis true 'tis pity,        
And pity 'tis 'tis true.
A foolish figure!              
But farewell it, for I will use no art.        
Mad let us grant him then; and now remains        
That we find out the cause of this effect,        
Or rather say, the cause of this defect,              
For this effect defective comes by cause.        
Thus it remains, and the remainder thus.        
Perpend.         
I have a daughter - have whilst she is mine -              
Who, in her duty and obedience, mark,        
Hath given me this. Now gather, and surmise. [Reads] the letter.        
"To the celestial and my soul's idol, the most beautified Ophelia,"        
That's an ill phrase, a vile phrase; "beautified" is a vile phrase. But you shall hear. Thus:              
"In her excellent white bosom, these."


I apologize for the inexactness of my quotation, but I felt that you of all people would recognize the words of The Bard of Avon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 10:57 AM

Don't worry, we all do that. Normally with pointless HTML...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Kim C
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 10:38 AM

I don't have anything to say. I just wanted to post to this thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 09:47 AM

You can give them a dope-slap anyway, Mmario, but they might put itching powder in your bag wig in retaliation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 09:38 AM

ratz!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 09:29 AM

Dearest MMArio:

There is no such thing. I have every respect for the man. He is rich in reference, heady in erudition, quick in quotation, wallowing in wisdom and up to his ears in pith. I have nothing but the greatest affection for him, our own Uberbookenmeister, the Mudcat's favorite information-head, a gentleman, a scholar, an upright citizen several times a week, a man of taste, clarity, distinction and eloquence.

Rapaire and I are kindred souls, and the only reason we occasionally spark (never "fight") is that we are too alike.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 08:45 AM

FIGHT!



Amos and Rapaire are having a fight!

FIGHT!

FIGHT!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 08:37 AM

If 'tis true 'tis a pity, and the pity 'tis 'tis true.

Dear Rapaire:

The contraction 'tis is derived for "it" + "is", as you know perfectly well. It should therefore be clear that using it in the expression "the pity is" is in appropriate. Your correct choices in this expression would be either "the pity o' 'tis, 'tis true" which I find awkward, or "the pity is, 'tis true".

This has been pointed out to you before. Don't make me come over there.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 08:30 AM

a-hem!


kindaloupehackenweez - there is no "other" Mother thread. The MOAB is the ONLY Mother thread. All others are false pretenders, debased wannabe's - in other words shatner-esque.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 08:23 AM

I will go, I will go,
When the fighting is over
To the Hopeful Land of George
Which I left to be a soldier
I will go, I will goooooooo.


No, really. I didn't listen to the State of Union rant last night, except for a few moments in the car while driving home from fencing. And even those few moments weren't very enthralling. I mean, where were the stirring phrases, the call to action, the emotion, the soul-stirring passages? Why, it sounded like a staged speech with "Applause" signs on the wall behind the speaker! Has the oratory of the world come to this?? Where are the thunders of Daniel Webster, of William Jennings Bryan, of Ralph Ingersoll, of Martin Luther King, of Patrick Henry, of Lord North, of Daniel O'Connell, of Padraic Pearse, of Rodney Claphart? Gone, all gone!

If 'tis true 'tis a pity, and the pity 'tis 'tis true.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 08:04 AM

This new setup of Max' means I ca n load this whole thread in 5 seconds. Wow!!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 Jan 06 - 11:46 PM

Actually, I don't think the ban was for anything I said or did. One of the admins seems to have a bit of a Napolean Complex and a great dislike for America Online. It apparently gives him a thrill to ban AOL members. It was implied that I could still play, but not from my current IP address. What a crock! As if anyone would want to continue contributing to a site where admins can behave in such a juvenile fashion?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 31 Jan 06 - 11:32 PM

I think it means "I love you". It might mean "I love dick", but I suspect the former.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 31 Jan 06 - 11:21 PM

I think she likes you. :)

BWL, banned after three entries? What were they?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 31 Jan 06 - 11:12 PM

I got it. All i need to do was log in and reset my cookies.

But now for my other delemia.

My sister which i was just reaquanted with this past week end for the first time in 15 years. Sent me a short story summing up her 9 1/2 hour journey, to here and back. She signed the story at the end with some German jargin i've been trying to translate with no avail.

Can any of you "cats" tell me what
                                     lch liebe dich
means??

Thanks. And maybe something i can hit her back with. lol

kindaloupehackenweez


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