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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Bee-dubya-ell 10 Apr 15 - 04:20 PM
Rapparee 10 Apr 15 - 04:22 PM
Amos 10 Apr 15 - 04:30 PM
gnu 10 Apr 15 - 05:02 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Apr 15 - 05:05 PM
Rapparee 10 Apr 15 - 06:36 PM
gnu 10 Apr 15 - 09:07 PM
Acme 10 Apr 15 - 10:25 PM
Rapparee 11 Apr 15 - 10:28 AM
gnu 11 Apr 15 - 12:46 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 11 Apr 15 - 01:37 PM
Rapparee 11 Apr 15 - 08:08 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 11 Apr 15 - 09:12 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Apr 15 - 09:26 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 11 Apr 15 - 11:05 PM
Amos 12 Apr 15 - 01:02 AM
Rapparee 12 Apr 15 - 01:51 AM
Little Hawk 12 Apr 15 - 02:30 AM
Little Hawk 12 Apr 15 - 02:34 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Apr 15 - 05:59 AM
Rapparee 12 Apr 15 - 01:42 PM
Acme 12 Apr 15 - 01:57 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 12 Apr 15 - 02:17 PM
Rapparee 12 Apr 15 - 02:18 PM
Rapparee 12 Apr 15 - 02:20 PM
Little Hawk 12 Apr 15 - 02:26 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Apr 15 - 02:38 PM
gnu 12 Apr 15 - 03:22 PM
Little Hawk 12 Apr 15 - 05:12 PM
Amos 12 Apr 15 - 05:46 PM
Little Hawk 12 Apr 15 - 06:01 PM
GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll 12 Apr 15 - 06:24 PM
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GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge 12 Apr 15 - 08:44 PM
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Rapparee 12 Apr 15 - 09:12 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Apr 15 - 09:49 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Apr 15 - 04:20 PM

Havoc? I was raised on Havoc! Went straight from mother's milk to 160 proof aged in the barrel Havoc. And the other 40 proof that wasn't Havoc was a fragrant mix of Desperation, Desolation, Deprivation and Destitution with a shot of Habanero pepper sauce for some added zing.

So, I'm not afraid of a little Havoc. But you can have that 52225 number anyway 'cause you were a Librarian and while Havoc, Desperation, Desolation, Deprivation and Destitution don't scare me, Librarians are another matter entirely.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Apr 15 - 04:22 PM

"Librarians are the secret masters of the Universe. Don't ever piss one off."                --Spider Robinson


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Apr 15 - 04:30 PM

MWahahaha. Sly, mousy information mongers, tucked in their cocoons of data threads like iddy-widdy silkworms, pondering the guileless, sexless, sweatless and heartless collations of past pontifications. If these are indeed the secret rulers of the Universe, then the universe is a pretty thin gruel, a pasty pottage, a wan and waning whimper in the breast of a fallen Spirit.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 10 Apr 15 - 05:02 PM

A good and true story. Thanks. I am cooking bacon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Apr 15 - 05:05 PM

My grandmother made pasty pottage from library paste and thin gruel. My sisters loved it, but I preferred Havoc.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Apr 15 - 06:36 PM

More like spiders sitting silently and patiently in the middle of their web, waiting for the twitching of the strands that indicates that prey has met its fate.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 10 Apr 15 - 09:07 PM

Ever try to throw a skeeter into a web? I never did. One night, Lewis showed me it can't be done. I never did try it. Just watched Lewis show me it can't be done. Odd eh? I mean, I hate skeeters but I wouldn't do that even if I could, which I can't on accounta you can't throw skeeters into a web. Ya just can't. Somehow, they don't get "caught". Even if ya could, I wouldn't. That would be kinda cruel eh? I'd sooner swat the little bastards.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Apr 15 - 10:25 PM

I finally joined a neighborhood newsletter forum, but have regretted it almost from the moment I hit the "send" button. People with small ideas and who eschew knowledge about the world around them. People who want to kill snakes and June bugs, and one cretin who wants to sell us her funeral insurance policies. I reported her as inappropriate. What's the point of being on one of these lists if you can't piss off a few people? They do it to me, so I do it back.

MOM doesn't join this kind of list, she just sits on the porch with her .22 rifle and shoots out the brake lights of cars that drive by and piss her off. Fix the muffler or get a ticket for having a brake light out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Apr 15 - 10:28 AM

If the cars are from the 'hood she could fix the problem permanently by caulking the gas cap/door with a tube of industrial-strength superglue. Even better is to find the car unlocked and the ignition switch unguarded when you just happen to have you superglue with you. These things also would well on motorcycles.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Apr 15 - 12:46 PM

8C, sun/cloud and WINDY. The snow is melting! The snow is melting!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 11 Apr 15 - 01:37 PM

Yeah, guns! Terrible things! There sure never was any trouble in the world till those stinkin' guns came along, was there? No sir. And you can't trust ANYONE who owns a gun! Why, they all oughta be shot, that's what I say. Right, Rap? This is why I always carry a loaded gun and a LOT of extra ammo everywhere I go, coz I know there are all those nutcases out there who own and carry guns and I gotta be prepared to blow 'em away the moment they present a threat, right? It don't take a degree in rocket science to figger out these things, you just need a little common sense...and a gun. Preferably several guns. And maybe a bulletproof vest.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Apr 15 - 08:08 PM

Went cowboy shooting today and did pretty well. We only shot three course of fire because some of the shooters were sick -- probably the "stomach flu" that's been around here. I did okay, not the top and not the bottom, but I've never missed with a shotgun and haven't missed with rifle in the last six months or so. But a really exciting thing happened: a chimpanzee showed up and we had barbeque after all. The cowboys were relieved!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 11 Apr 15 - 09:12 PM

So, you admit to murderin' an innocent Chimp, do you? Well, yer gonna pay for it, mister. There ain't no place you can run and no place you can hide. You will be hunted down and exterminated like worthless, specist vermin.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Apr 15 - 09:26 PM

Let's hear it for chimpanzee meat!
For barbecue, it can't be beat!

Fillet mignon just can't compete
With chimpanzee broiled on low heat!

It's sumptuous and oh so sweet,
And really, really good to eat!

And you can feed the hands and feet
To Fido. They're his favorite treat!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 11 Apr 15 - 11:05 PM

And you, needless to say, are next on the list, Bee-Dub.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 01:02 AM

Oh your pate de fois is sure dandy and fine
And duck a l'orange, with appropriate wine
But if youre seeking a meal that will rattle your mind
Eat a chimp!

You can braise boulognon til the cows start to spoon
And dine on fine cheeses sent straight from Rangoon
But for sauce that will send you straight over the moon,
Eat a chimp!

There's nothing quite like it for texture and smell
ANd a faint overtone of a dingly dell!
IF you need to delight the young gourmand from Hell,
Eat a chimp!

You can stew him or fry him, serve him cold, serve him hot!
You can simmer his bones in a three-day crock pot!
All these reasons to do it, and not one to not!
For a family reunion, it will please the whole lot!
Eat a chimp!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 01:51 AM

Eat a chimp
Eat a chimp
All the world
Loves a chimp

You can braise, fry, or poach
Serve it with truffles on toast
With crumpets at tea
Or in a slow oven, cook it with brie.

Eat a chimp
Eat a chimp
All the world
Loves a chimp

All the crowd will come over
To share chimp and plover
Or stuffed bonobo flambe
Or even ground Pan troglodytes fromage.

Eat a chimp
Eat a chimp
All the world
Loves a chimp

even with ketchup....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 02:30 AM

Ha! Ha! Ha! Almost rolling on the floor here. Great poetry, folks!

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 02:34 AM

"All these reasons to do it, and not one to not!"

LOL!!! You are a poetic genius, Amos!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 05:59 AM

"Stuffed bonobo flambé"? NO! We don't eat bonobos, only common chimps! Bonobos are way cooler than Pan troglodytes.

If Chongo were a bonobo, he wouldn't be such an asshole. He'd get laid regularly and wouldn't need to resort to all the tough-guy posturing that makes him such a jerk. He'd live in Marin County instead of Chicago. He'd smoke sensemilla instead of drinking rotgut whiskey. He'd spend summer weekends surfing and winter vacations skiing at Tahoe. He'd eat sushi! If Chongo were a bonobo, I would vote for him for president!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 01:42 PM

Marination, gentle marnination,
Marination, Chongo's is inside....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 01:57 PM

Rather than contribute to poetic blarney, let me ask: does any of you have a really good marinade? I'd think this particular chimp would be tough and stinky, so you need to tenderize and deodorize simultaneously.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 02:17 PM

You people are all gonna pay. Just wait. I would pity you for what is gonna happen to you in coupla short years, but you don't deserve my pity. As for you, Bee-Dub, you dumb witless jerk, we are gonna reserve the "special treatment" for you. You won't even be good material to use for dog food when it's over. I am talkin' scorched earth policy, gruntface! You will be reduced to a freakin' grease spot on the carpet! You will be ANNIHILATED!!!!!!!!

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 02:18 PM

Cheap wine and chlorine bleach, followed by a week-long soak in oxygen bleach. Run over the meat eight or ten times with a metal-lugged bulldozed (or ask your local tank outfit to oblige) for tenderizing, followed by about six months soak in vinegar and herbs. Sear in a pan of hot butter and garlic, and give to the hazmat team for proper disposal. Do NOT throw out or bury yourself! In fact, don't touch it without wearing a suit that's Ebola-safe. Incineration at temperatures greater than 3,500 degrees F. required.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 02:20 PM

I didn't know! I was responding to SRS and I got my inheritance!!! Now my parents will rest easily, knowing that I've gotten what is coming to me.

Of course, I just copped my brother's....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 02:26 PM

Hmm. I think he's (Chongo is) quite possibly getting genuinely upset this time. This could lead to a bunch of broken furniture, some ugly scenes at Duffy's later tonight, and all kinds of possible mayhem. I'm glad I won't be there.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 02:38 PM

I'm thinking the tenderizing of the chimp would be best accomplished by beating it for an hour or so with an extra heavy meat tenderizer mallet. Whether the beating should be done pre- or post-mortem is a matter of personal taste, but the way I figure it is, why waste a bullet? If you're already going to beat the shit out of the thing, just let the hammer do the dispatching and tenderizing at the same time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 03:22 PM

Oh dear me. The violence! I am distraught. Not that I have been traught for a while, given the incessant imaginary vitriol, though I do skip a lot of posts which I know are simply a waste of my valuable time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 05:12 PM

gnu....you may think YOUR time is valuable, man, but consider how valuable Chongo's time is! He's a presidential candidate, a primate rights advocate, a simian celebrity, a courageous champion of the right of apes and humans to engage in holy (or secular) matrimony, AND a streetwise warrior in the ongoing battle against crime on the gritty streets of the Windy City, Chicago! He has to deal with gun mobs, drug dealers, shylocks, apeicidal gorillas, closet specists, B & E specialists, and shady ladies of little virtue so people like YOU can live in relative peace and safety. Match those credentials, mister. I know you can't. :)

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 05:46 PM

Not to mention how busy he's gonna be when my "Eat a Chimp!" campaign goes viral on the interwebs...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 06:01 PM

Yes, I'm sure he'll spend quite a bit of time investigating that, Amos, gathering incriminating evidence, and deciding whether or not to have you banana boarded (an interrogational procedure that involves force feeding 50 or more ripe bananas from BOTH ends to a suspect who is strapped down on an unsanded plywood board until he reveals all...). (Women are spared this treatment, because Chongo is a gentleman when it comes to the ladies...but you're a man...so expect no mercy.)

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 06:24 PM

Eat a chimp??? Cor! I wouldn't eat a fecking chimp if I was bloody well paid to! Filthy creat'rs! I would wager that the bastards are full of fleas, ticks, and other awful vermin loik that. Absolutely disgusting! If there was a dead chimp layin' in me backyard or out in the street I would call for rubbish pickup roight away. No butcher shop in 'Ull would ever stock chimp meat. It's unfinkable! And if they did, I would boycott the fecking store! I can put up wif cat meat, 'orse meat, and I'd even eat dog meat if I 'ad to, but DON'T tell me to eat chimp!!!!!!!! I'd bloody well thump anyone 'oo suggested such a thing to me!

- Olive Whatnoll


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 08:03 PM

I'm not overly concerned about being threatened with annihilation by Chongo. I've been threatened by fictional characters before. Why, in 1987 I was threatened with disembowelment by Freddy Krueger from A Nightmare on Elm Street unless I remarried my ex-wife. Well, Freddy's scary, but my ex-wife is downright horrifying. When I told Freddy I'd rather see my guts splattered on the sidewalk than spend ten minutes in the same room with my ex, he just walked away in a huff.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 08:44 PM

Only a completely demonic fiend utterly without judgment, wisdom or moral scruples would threaten violence on an innocent person in order to get him or her to re-marry their ex-spouse! What on Earth could Mr Kreuger's motivation for doing so have been, other than to make your day as miserable as possible? I think your response to him was quite appropriate, Bee-dubya-ell, and I'd have done the same, I'd have called his bluff...or I'd have run him through with one of the dueling foils, assuming it was well within reach. The direct approach is often the best.

* PR


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 09:03 PM

And then there was the time, around 1972, that Billy Pilgrim, the unstuck-in-time protagonist of Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse Five attempted to highjack my car and force me to drive to Tralfamadore so he could bang Montana Wildhack. I explained to him that a Volkswagen Beetle is not a spaceship, and that we could never get to Tralfamadore in it. I would have suggested we try to hitchhike, but The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy had not yet been written. So, I explained to Billy that, in Tralfamadorian terms, he had always banged Montana Wildhack, would always bang Montana Wildhack, and was, in fact, banging Montana Wildhack at that very moment, though not in the front seat of my VW. He seemed okay with that, so we went out for a beer instead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 09:12 PM

Hey, Penny, there is no such thing as a "dueling foil." The foil is a weapon used in fencing, a sport, which can be fashioned to record a hit (or touch) electronically. It has a blunt tip. A dueling weapon can be a rapier, a small sword, a colichemarde, a saber, a messer, or any of the various weapons which have been used to skewer or cut an opponent -- and that is not sport. The epee, used in sport, evolved from the rapier and its antecedents and successors, and like the foil it has a blunt tip and can be rigged for electronic scoring. Of course, the saber (again, used in sport) evolved from the weapon carried by the cavalry and probably reached its zenith with the weapon designed by George Patton (US Model of 1913) -- just in time for it to be abandoned as a cavalry weapon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 09:49 PM

And I won't even mention the time Pap Finn, Huckleberry's old man, threatened to spit tobacco juice on my new white sneakers. No, wait! I've gone and mentioned it after I said I wouldn't. How do you unmention something?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Apr 15 - 11:42 PM

You can't unring that bell. What is done is done. Were you the one that whupped Huck's pop?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 13 Apr 15 - 02:01 AM

You are quite correct, Rapparee, I did use the wrong term when I said "dueling foils". I was thinking of the set of crossed rapiers that are mounted on the library wall. Then there are also the cavalry sabers in the study. Either would do well to dispatch Mr Kreuger or anyone else rash enough to invade this house...assuming they got by Baskerville, our Doberman Pinscher.

That makes twice that I have been wrong about something in the last 10 years or so. The other time was when I had the exquisitely bad judgment to marry Winston...he's in London right now, thankfully, no doubt boring someone absolutely to death over a glass of port. I plan to make some changes in his absence. That stupid elephant's foot stool he brought back from India has simply got to go, and along with it that wretched framed photograph of Mata Hari that occupies much of the west wall in Winston's smoking room.

*PR


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Freddy Krueger
Date: 13 Apr 15 - 07:28 AM

Penelope Rutledge, you have twice made the mistake of misspelling my name as "Kreuger" instead of "Krueger". This would be of little importance to most people, but I'm not most people. I'm a mass murdering psychopath and I take thigs like that personally. The least little thing can set me to slashing. Lucky for you my name is on the TSA's Do Not Fly List so you're beyond my reach in your fancy English manor house. But if you ever visit Ohio, be afraid. Be very afraid.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Freddy Krueger
Date: 13 Apr 15 - 10:32 AM

On second thought, the Transportation Safety Administration doesn't maintain a Do No Stow Away List, do they? Bwaaaaahhhh!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 15 - 11:00 AM

Hmm...Freddy takes "thigs" personally. The day before yesterday I was shooting at thigs and they didn't take it personally. There were many thigs to shoot at, too, and I didn't miss any. Maybe Freddy likes thigs -- they are cute little thiNgs, all fuzzy and soft and plump and would be nice pets if it wasn't for their venom-dripping fangs and the fact that thigs are born rabid and their meat is extremely toxic. But to each his or her own, I guess.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Apr 15 - 12:18 PM

According to Wikipedia, "Thigpen may also sometimes refer to a lieutenant colonel's bag of coins." This leads one inevitably to a plethora of obvious questions:

1) Why does a lieutenant colonel get a special name for his bag of coins?

2) Is a bag of coins vital to the performance of a lieutenant colonel's duties? If so, exactly what are the coins used for? Tipping hookers after the regiment's had their way with them?

3) What's a full colonel's bag of coins called?

4) What happened to the thigs who lived in the thigpen before it became the lieutenant colonel's bag of coins?

5) What's a corpsman's bag of condoms called?

6) What about a K-9 trainer's bag of dog biscuits?

7) Was the person who posted that on Wikipedia full of shit and a lieutenant colonel's bag of coins is not called a thigpen at all, but just a frigging bag of coins?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Apr 15 - 12:24 PM

Would he not also be the paymaster of a battalion?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 13 Apr 15 - 12:43 PM

Mass murdering psychopaths are among the least of my worries right now, Mr KrUEger...with the "U" first...so kindly toddle off, would you? I already have to deal with an arrogant brute of a husband who thinks he is Britain's authority on everything, an insane journalist (Hector Ballsworthy) who hounds my family members from pillar to post whilst composing ludicrous theories about reptilian bloodlines in the upper classes, and a niece who is attempting to make Miley Cyrus look like a modest and virtuous young woman by comparison! You may think that you have problems, sir, but you have no idea.

*PR


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Apr 15 - 01:37 PM

Yes, I suppose a lieutenant colonel would be the battalion paymaster, but he'd need a pretty big bag of coins. Assuming that a battalion has around 500 men who are paid an average of around $2,000 once a month, that's a million dollars! If I were a lieutenant colonel, I sure wouldn't want to carry a million bucks worth of coins in a damned thigpen. I'd want a checkbook. Or a stack of prepaid debit cards.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Apr 15 - 02:41 PM

I believe few have thigpens these days. You'd probably have to check Facebook for Throwback Thursday pics.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 15 - 04:46 PM

The only Thigpen worth mention is Thigpen, C. H. , a psychiatrist who wrote The Three Faces of Eve, McGraw-Hill Book Company, Inc., New York, 1957. [Translated into 27 languages]

See also: Thigpen, C. H. and Cleckley, H. M., "A Case of Multiple Personality," The Journal of Abnormal and Social Psychology, 495: 135?151, January, 1954. [Also presented at American Psychiatric Association(APA) Convention, May, 1953].

No lieutenant-colonel ever was issued a thigpen. I am morally certain of this.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,The Allknowing
Date: 13 Apr 15 - 04:50 PM

A thigpen is a pen used by a thig to write down important things. As most thigs are illiterate, however. thigpens are not that common. Because of this they have become valuable collector items. A thigpen in mint condition can go for as high as $1,200 on Ebay.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Apr 15 - 05:40 PM

Without thigs, there would be no Thig Newtons.


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