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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 15 - 10:41 PM

Mt. Everest IS a pimple. Compared to dear old Mom, they are all pimples. Pimples on a real poster's posterior padding. Not many dare to come visit Mom -- Ebbie and ^*^ and a few others. 1,000 cubic miles of BS. Makes ya stop and think.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 15 - 08:30 AM

Should Mount MOAB be given to landslides, would those who helped pile it be held responsible? Will that say, "That Rapparee! He buried my house under tonnes of BS! I wish he was rich like Amos so he could pay for the damages! My insurance covers everything except BS slides."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 15 - 09:18 AM

Oh, yeah. In about 90 minutes I have Mohes surgery for basal cell carcinoma on my right cheek. I hope it leaves a great scar so I can tell everyone that I got it during a Mensur with a Korpsbrudder during my days at Heidelburg.

Scars -- dueling, knife, bullet, broken bottle to the face, cut finger, sewing -- get you respect and credibility in the Legion Hovel. The scar on my right leg, the result of being slashed by a corn knife when I was a Boy Scout, increased my Legion cred to the sky (but it only shows when I'm wearing shorts because Legionaires and Legionettes don't approve of dropping you pants in the public areas of the Hovel).

I got that scar when I was slashed by a guy who didn't like it that I had more merit badges than he had. After I was cut I walked two miles, blood running down my leg and I getting weaker and weaker, to the Scoutmaster for first aid. Just as I got there I passed out from loss of blood, but he was able to revive me and treat the wound. Apart from losing my shoes because the blood that filled them soaked the leather beyond redemption and after the septicemia was fixed I recovered nicely. As a side note, the guy who cut me later went to prison for embezzlement, and him an Eagle scout.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Jul 15 - 10:31 AM

I have a thirty-year-old scar on my left ankle that serves as a reminder to always wear boots when doing construction projects involving sharp metals.

And I have a ten-year-old scar on my right thumb that serves as a reminder to always wear gloves when doing construction projects involving sharp metals.

You'd think a reasonably intelligent person would have extrapolated enough information from wound #1 to avoid wound #2. Some of us are slow learners.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Jul 15 - 12:35 PM

The question before entering the garden: steel toed boots or Keds? Keds usually win, but some days, like today, when the big mattock will be in use, are steel-toed boots kind of days. I haven't hit myself in the foot (knock wood) with a sharp or heavy hand tool, but I have seen it happen (nothing like a stint in the US Forest Service to give you up close and personal views of hand-tool and saw accidents).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Jul 15 - 12:43 PM

This is why I keep forgetting about Kijiji. Craig's List is overstuffed with scammers and people who will not accept a list price, no matter how reasonable. People who tell you they are interested, then never turn up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jul 15 - 12:54 PM

The one on my right cheek bone? Hockey stick. Left forearm? Hockey stick. Right wrist? Hockey stick. Top of my head? Teeth. I slashed his hockey stick and shoulder boarded the big fucker (over a foot taller than the biggest guy on my team) so hard that I knocked the wind out of him and his head jerked forward such that his eye teeth contacted my skull. Talk about blood! I was literally seeing red whilst I was smacking the big prick silly until the refs hauled me off him, which is how I got some of the scars on my knuckles. Slashing, boarding, game misconduct, a three game suspension and a lot of pats on the back from my teammates. Him? Well, let's just say he never played dirty hockey and threw his weight around again while I was on shift.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jul 15 - 02:45 PM

Last time I mowed my front lawn, I left out a mower deck wide strip on the slope on the side of the walkway away from George's property. Today, he asked if I was having problems with my lawn mower. I said, "No. It's working fine (head bob)... I hear the phone... gotta go answer it." I love fuckin with Holier Than Thou George. I'll bet he wants to mow that strip real bad. I appreciate my living artwork. It's an innate talent. My next project is entitled, "George's fuckin wind chimes bother me at night while I am trying to sleep." The short title is, "Untangle this, motherfucker."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jul 15 - 02:53 PM

Acme... one of the appeals for me is that Kijiji states right up front... don't ship>>> meet in person>>> get cash. Now, if ya wanna buy new on-line, fine but I don't buy anything on-line unless it's with a prepaid Visa with a small $ limit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jul 15 - 05:45 PM

Major stress conditions--our passports have been our dear friends for ten years as of August 6th, meaning they will expire. Who wants to fly to foreign lands with an expired passport, eh? Not I, sayeth the pig. Scramble scramble, get photos, print forms, fill out forms. Go see Gummint Men next Tuesday and get passports renewed within six days. Fingers crossed, pant pant pant.

If Mount MOAB ever should give way
Between Canucks and the USA
The land would split and cave and cleave
Brave men would cry, women would grieve
And all the hearts on all the sleeves
Of BS artists break and bleed.

The smoke of dreams and jests undone
Would blot the ever-loving Sun
And all the world forget to grin
As Mom's great peaks go crashing in;

And worse, when all of that were done
The sober bastards would have won!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 07 Jul 15 - 09:38 PM

Rap: "Not many dare to come visit Mom -- Ebbie and ^*^ and a few others. 1,000 cubic miles of BS. Makes ya stop and think."

shoot- I first read that as an invite to visit RAP. Some things take me awhile.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 15 - 09:58 PM

Let me know when you're coming, Ebbie. I'll try to shoehorn you into the house and I'll water the soup a bit more. Bring the pupdog as well, we have a fenced back yard.

The surgery went okay. I wasn't unconscious or anything. He used a local anesthetic. I tried to talk him out of that, saying that I appreciated a good esthetic, but he injected me anyway and know I have no esthetic taste at all. He said that he got all the skin cancer out and that the edges and all were clear. However, I do have a hole in my cheek and I can suck a straw without opening my mouth at all (I can also sing that way and many people tell me that they like me singing with my mouth shut).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jul 15 - 02:36 AM

I sang at The Renegade in east county San Diego tonight. It was lovely. I have acquired a new raucous song written by Tom Russell, whom I admire for his great dexterity.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 15 - 10:40 AM

Isn't that a biker bar? You keeping singing in places like that and they'll kick you out of the Republican Party.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jul 15 - 11:12 AM

Yes, was there a floor-to-ceiling chain link fence around the stage to protect you from flying bottles?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Jul 15 - 05:05 PM

Heck with the chain link fence, was there bullet-proof glass?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jul 15 - 05:31 PM

Sounds like the kind of place that puts a welcome mat at the door so you can wipe your feet as you leave.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jul 15 - 09:22 PM

Hey suckface... glad to hear things went well. Heal well and soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 15 - 09:24 PM

How many pole dancers were there? Did they serve decent booze or the sort of thing that used to be served to cowboys? Were there any killings while you were playing or just woundings? Did anyone ride their horse, mule, or motorcycle into the bar? Was the sound system cranked up high enough to stun the pilots of passing aircraft or just enough to jiggle the dials on the ISS?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jul 15 - 09:35 PM

FSS reports a high level of static. Tune into ECAV for weather before filing and file flight plans well in advance.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jul 15 - 10:19 PM

Hi Mom! Did you know the US Social Security Administration does not issue Social Security numbers which include the numerical sequence "666"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jul 15 - 02:02 AM

For good and suffocating reason, I might add.

Honestlly, if all the false assumptions, bum steers, bent tips, random arbitrary data, and plain old lies embraced by our species were laidf end to end it would reach from here to a blistering inferno of apathetic confusion. It;s worse than the mile high mountain of MOAB, where at least we KNOW we're promoting BS.

"Oooooo! 666 is the special number of a mythical demon of Evil in a book of legends generated by a tribe of middle Eastern farmers and camel herders from Mesopotamia about four thosand years before the transistor was invented, so we'd better avoid it in administering the economic systems of modern gummint! Oooooo!"

It is, I say, to bloody well spit!

My, you gents know how to wind a feller up, now, doncher?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jul 15 - 08:34 AM

Useter be that US 666 ran right through Navajo Country. But the signs kept gittin' stole and now it's US 491. But there are still State routes 666 in Texas, Florida, Ohio, and Pennsylvania, and several In Other Places like Alberta and Ireland. There used to be one in Ontario but it got renumbered to 658, probably because them folks couldn't count right.

Ol' Bob Heinlein got it right -- it's actually 6 to the 6th to the 6th.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jul 15 - 10:15 AM

Nah that's not wound up. That's mildly piqued over superstition.
Some people get wound up over BS to deadly proportions




* $1.99: Extra Ham on Eggs _~_ 66 cent profit margarine.




* Cartoon of the profit.
More ham Ed?
Piece be up on'em.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, ^*^
Date: 09 Jul 15 - 10:29 AM

I learned yesterday that a friend/co-worker is being laid off. She's just over a year away from retirement eligibility. I hope she sues the bejeezus out of the employer in question.

That is all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Jul 15 - 12:29 PM

A factory where 666 Colds Remedy was once manufactured sat at the foot of The Acosta Bridge in my hometown of Jacksonville, FL. (Click for picture.) There was a flashing red neon sign atop the building (you can only see it edgewise in the photo) which was aimed at traffic coming off the bridge. Growing up in a non-religious family, I associated "666" with that sign. I don't think I even knew about the "mark of the beast" thing until the film The Omen came out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 15 - 07:02 PM

Guest... yes... sue, sue, sue!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jul 15 - 07:30 PM

I once lived in a Victorian painted lady cottage on Normal St.
Right in between 12th and 14th St.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Jul 15 - 08:53 PM

I once lived in a hovel. It was in a subdivision built by Henry Homes called "Hardscrabble Hills". Nothing but hectares and hectares of horrifically horrendous hovels. The neighbors were all hop-heads who were habitually high on heroin. Happily, I only lived there half a year before moving to a trashy trailer by the train tracks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jul 15 - 01:18 PM

Henry was Sherlock's other brother?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Jul 15 - 01:59 PM

Henry Homes is a real estate developer/home construction company. I don't know if they're a national company or just regional. They don't actually build hovels. The build multitudes of massive multistoried McMansions which look monotonously similar, right down to the mailboxes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 10 Jul 15 - 08:30 PM

175#. 120/70/64. Doc says I am doing well. SO! Tonight, I am eating 375g of bacon and whatever the fuck else I want. And I'll wash it down with copious quantities of ale. Tomorrow, I may rue today. Rough ass.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 10 Jul 15 - 10:35 PM

We are all just monkeys in shoes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jul 15 - 10:46 PM

I am no relation to that lower-order quasi-primate, Chongo/a Chimp. In fact, s/he has been found to be a very dead branch on the evolutionary tree, killed off by mold.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jul 15 - 08:05 AM

Anyone get the licence number on that truck?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 15 - 09:31 AM

If you are going to stay up until all hours carousing with low-life, drinking the Devil's potions, treading the Primrose Path to Perdition, licentiously licking up Lucifer's liquors, consorting with Unfortunate Women until all hours, and then reeking of rum and rotgut and probably riddled with Black Catarrh and worse, you'll come slinking homeward and bring into Dear Old Mom's place the aroma of despair and degradation and feel really terrible in the morning. But lo! Mom still loves you and will welcome you back with rejoicing for Mom rejoices more over the return of the one which was lost than over the ninety-and-nine that have never strayed from her wise teachings, those who have never fallen from Righteousness. And your siblings, those Marvelous MOABites whose sole goal is to continue the noble ways left to them by the unique Khandu (may he, she, or it rest in Peace!), they too will feast upon the fatted calf at you return and may, in their goodness, even share with you the crumbs of their table.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jul 15 - 09:44 AM

When Rapp was born the mold was broke. The next day, the mold was spending money like a drunk sailor.

Coincidence? I don't think so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jul 15 - 10:35 AM

Righteousness is vastly overrated. As an old bosun once said to me, "There's more than one way to break the devil's claw."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Jul 15 - 11:50 AM

hahhahahah (laughing helplessly) hahahhahah


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jul 15 - 12:39 PM

There was a MOABite named gnu
Who consumed too much bacon and brew
He ate and drank 'til
He began to feel ill
And barfed up pork and beer in the loo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jul 15 - 01:10 PM

Barfed up? Nay, good sir. I paid for it so it's staying put... fer now.

Genius.

A little Tim and a little Hair Of The God and I am good to go.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 15 - 10:17 PM

I shot Cowboy today. I had trouble with ma rifle gun and dint do so good. But I dint miss none with ma scattergun, nope. And I only missed one er two with ma rifle gun when it worked. Dint do so good with ma revoluvers neither. But Mom still loves me cuz I'm her favorite and don't come home stinkin' of whiskey and gin, all dissipated up like Some Folks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jul 15 - 10:28 PM

Only a Ginger can call another Ginger a Ginger.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jul 15 - 11:02 PM

A quiet Sunday doing odds and ends preparing for next6 month. Oh my goodness, the actual date is beginning to loom! DO you see that??? It
's looming, I tells ya!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Jul 15 - 01:19 AM

I'm winding down a vacation of sorts, a week of heavy work. I'll rest up from this vacation when I go back to work.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jul 15 - 11:50 AM

Blessings on those who labor mightily, a set among which I once stood with pride. I do not, now, for reasons of health and age and general craftiness. But I still tip my hat thereunto.

How many times has the word "thereunto" been used this week?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Jul 15 - 01:17 PM

Once.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jul 15 - 02:25 PM

Advice to young heterosexual couples:

Use a reliable form of birth control during the months of October, November, and December. Doing so will minimize the chances of your having a child during the summer. Not having summer-born children will eliminate summertime birthday parties, which are a source of unparalleled misery for adults.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jul 15 - 08:43 PM

Some people should use birth control all year long. That would prevent birthday parties completely. There are some people who shouldn't have had birth days at all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jul 15 - 12:24 AM

Darn that Rapparree--always projecting!


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