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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 15 Oct 07 - 02:48 PM
Rapparee 15 Oct 07 - 02:57 PM
Amos 15 Oct 07 - 04:27 PM
Rapparee 15 Oct 07 - 06:35 PM
Acme 15 Oct 07 - 07:16 PM
Amos 15 Oct 07 - 07:45 PM
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Amos 16 Oct 07 - 07:43 AM
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Acme 17 Oct 07 - 12:34 AM
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Amos 17 Oct 07 - 10:35 AM
MMario 17 Oct 07 - 10:57 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Oct 07 - 02:48 PM

Your period as an altar boy was marked by ..um... certain other adventures into the realm of the corporeal which are better off left unmentioned, bro, both for the sake of your own good name (long may it shine!) and the memory of dear departed father O'Reilly, long may he be forgotten, and of whose shenanigans the less said the better. So, mayhap we'd best not go there, eh?

My meds, as always consist of black coffee and cheap cigars, as needed.

Don't even TRY to mess with 'em!! :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Oct 07 - 02:57 PM

Didja hear about the time Father O'Reilly was walking back to the rectory and met Dolores O'Shaughnessy, Lady Of The Evening? She said to him, "Hey, Padre. Twenny bucks for a good time. You innerrested?"

The good priest replied, "Sure, and shame upon you Dolores O'Shaughnessy! Selling your body on the street."

Dolores replied, "Okay, okay, so you're not interested."

The very next day he met her again and said to her, "Dolores, I prayed for you last night!"

To which she said, "Sure, Father, ye should have phoned and I'd have come right over."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Oct 07 - 04:27 PM

The same Father O'Reilly who voted for Bush at least twice, some say five times?? That aul' druidic sod!!

He got a bit of needed comeuppance from the six-year old Shaughnessy girl, last month. She was pulling a little red wagon down the street with a shoebox of newborn puppies in it. And he stopped and goo-goo'd over the same, and said, "What kind of puppies are they, then, Maureen?" And the lass replied as quick as a wink, "Well, they're Republican puppies, of course, Father!".

He was so tickled that later that week he insisted that Sister Catherine come with him down the block to see this wonderful little girl, and sure neough they found Maureen Shaughnessy tending her wagon with the puppies in it, they now squirming around and yapping.

"So, Maureen," says the Father, "Tell Sister Catherine what sort of puppies youhave ther, won't you?"

"Sure, and they're Liberal puppies, Sister!" replied Maureen.

"Now, Maureen!!", says the Father. "Didn't you tell me last week they were Republican puppies?".

"Oh, I did, Father, right enough." says the lass. "But that was before they had their eyes open."


Badabing badabong.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Oct 07 - 06:35 PM

"My Grandfather was a Republican, my father was a Republican, and I am proud to say that I, too, am a Republican!" the speaker declaimed.

"Sure and have you no ambition at all, man?" shouted the good Father O'Reilly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Oct 07 - 07:16 PM

I've dropped in to read a couple of times today. I'm glad to see you two getting along. I've been busy.

I need a new roof. The insurance adjustor(er?) says mine looks the way it does because of heat damage, not hail, even though the roof started looking like crap after a big storm blew through last spring. So I must find the funding because they don't pay to replace cooked roofs. Oy. There's a bucket in the attic under a leak that turned up a couple of weeks ago. I didn't want it dripping onto and through the ceiling of my office. I'll have to go empty that bucket tonight because it has rained all day. The roofers will come over later in the week to give me a quote that doesn't reference the insurance company restrictions and requirements, and we'll work from there. (I have a very expensive 40-year roof, except it is asphault which isn't a good choice in a hot climate and the house didn't have enough ventilation to keep the roof cool enough. If approved, the insurance company would replace comparable shingles, but I don't need to, and I would rather put on something a little less pricey but more durable.)

I need a nap, MOM. You two carry on.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Oct 07 - 07:45 PM

It seems unlikely the roof was distorted by heat when it started during a high wind. They can't just ignore that datum. I'd get a second opinion and an appeal line of some kind, get some photos from before the windstorm if possible. Don't roll over to these guys.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Oct 07 - 09:11 PM

We had a super hot summer last year. And over the winter there was this one ice event that nailed the shingles. After that, it has been a steady rain of grit coming off of the roof every time it rains. The roofer said it was also probably heat, but he'd write it up as hail and see if the insurance folks were paying attention.

They were, darn it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Oct 07 - 09:25 PM

We will probably re-roof next year, probably Spring. We're looking at metal made to look like the shakes we have now. Wooden roofs in wildfire country...sheesh. We'll also replace the wooden columns out front, which are starting to rot.

We're probably looking at $10K, but it's gotta be done.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Oct 07 - 07:43 AM

Woes of home ownership. Just been through the lot from A to Z. We bought a large beautiful classic urn to stand in the corner of the new pavement where there is a square of space next the entry. Looks absolutely great.

Hey Mom, thanks for all the good times.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Oct 07 - 08:58 AM

You going somewhere? (I'm going to go to work, myself.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Oct 07 - 09:51 AM

I have gone to work, and am at work, and shall go to work again tomorrow and tomorrow, creeping in this petty pace from day to day to help build a good life for myself, and my BBW, and my best-beloved Barky. Who, by the way, sat in as first trumpet with Ellen Seeling's Montclair Women's Big Band last month and pulled off an impeccable performance on her golden horn, solos and all.

But no, I was just saying thanks to Mom. I am in a mood today, feeling blessed by all the beauty in my life -- including the ineffable, profound, elevating and illuminating radiance of a thread of BS over twenty thousand posts long.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Oct 07 - 10:50 AM

Is she in one of those photos, Amos?

Rap, we're looking at $10K as well on our little roof because I have to put in some serious ventilation to spare future roofs (and perhaps our heating/cooling bill). Metal is way expensive (the raised seam variety). Several neighbors have metal shingles made to look like shakes. Several neighbors still have the original shakes on houses 30 and more years old. They repair them every so often. There are fibreglass shingles and asphalt shingles. Metal would be nice, but way over the budget, I fear.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Oct 07 - 12:48 PM

I think you wouold do all right with fiberglass shingles, in a lighter color so as to reduce heat absorption.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Oct 07 - 12:57 PM

The Democratic Party just replaced the 5 x 8 foot flag that was stolen from the pole in front of the Library. In about 1.5 hours the next round of centennial stuff starts. The mellerdramer we had last evening, "Alaska, or the Mountain Beyond," attracted 120 people.

I hope this day's speechifyin' will be less well attended, even though we will have birthday cake.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Oct 07 - 03:30 PM

"Helen being chosen found life flat and dull
And later had much trouble from a fool,
While that great Queen, that rose out of the spray,
Being fatherless could have her way
Yet chose a bandy-leggèd smith for man.
It's certain that fine women eat
A crazy salad with their meat
Whereby the Horn of Plenty is undone. "

--Yeats, "Prayer for My Daughter"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 12:28 AM

The driveway is beautiful, but on testing the sprinkler circuits (all of which were cut and re-glued during the replacement of the driveway) I find one of the circuits has been divided between two valves, and another of the circuits has been left unconnected. Verya nnoying. Some of the pavers will have to be taken up and the gluing redone for those connections.

But my son is doing great, and Barky is doing great, and life is still good. Stilly, Barky is not full time yet with the All Women's Band so her photo is not in the website pictures.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 12:34 AM

Drizzly today so the roofers weren't out in the neighborhood, but they are scheduled to roof a house up the street this week, so will stop by to give me samples and we can update the quote.

I can't afford a new stone or cobbled driveway like Amos or my next door neighbors, but out of solidarity I did go out this weekend and start digging the big patches of grass out of the cracks that run the length of my drive. After yesterday's rain I should get more done if I attack it again tomorrow evening. (Sick kid activities today, no leisure for yard work.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 08:52 AM

Long-term Roundup, Stilly. Works wonders on plants in driveway cracks.

Gonna be 46 F. and 60% chance of precipitation today.

We had the doin's yesterday inside, as it was "raw" outdoors. 73 people, and we went through 2.5 sheeet cakes (the staff got the rest).

I want to get something for the staff to say "Thank you."

At 10 a.m. I have a staff pre-Agenda meeting so that tomorrow I can attend the Council pre-agenda meeting so that I might have to attend the Council meeting tomorrow evening so that we can accept another US $5K or so for additional computers for the public. Dumb, dumb, dumb.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 10:35 AM

No, it was definitely possibly laid maybe on October 16, 1907. Senator James Brady may have spoken at the original event, and we're pretty sure the stone was perhaps cemented into place by the Masons in a silver trowel ceremony

We should keep in mind that cornerstones, in general, take getting laid a lot less seriously than, say, high-school juniors.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 10:57 AM

keep in mind that cornerstones, in general, take getting laid a lot less seriously than, say, high-school juniors

You have got to be kidding!

Even a cursory study of the subject will tell you that cornerstones exist to get laid. Granted, most of them do it only once, and then just lie their quiescient for the remainder of their lifetimes; but to get laid is the be-all and end-all of a cornerstones existance.

JUST like most high school juniors.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 11:11 AM

Holds hands out in front of face, index fingers crossed

SSSSshhhhhhh! We don't use that word around here! This is an organic yard, without harmful chemcials, and I live a few yards from a creek, so anything that goes on the yard is bound to end up in the water after a little while. Vinegar has been used on this before and worked, but I didn't follow through and the grass has created its own little ecosystem and mulched soil on the concrete and is thriving as it captures more dirt and nutrients. So I'm picking up these little islands of sod that are anchored in place by the crack in the concrete.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 11:26 AM

Do what my grandma did.

Dump salt on 'em.

It's natural, it's organic....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 11:47 AM

or bleach


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 12:03 PM

OR uric acid from organic sources...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 12:10 PM

hmmm - are you referring to the uric acid that comes in pre-mixed solution?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 01:14 PM

Deponent sayeth not...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 01:34 PM

Dose 'em with uric acid! Give 'em gout! Make 'em suffer!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 04:44 PM

I whack it off with a shovel.

(sounds like something other than lawn care, doesn't it?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 04:56 PM

I usually have to offload uric acid when I do that...within fifteen minutes or so, anyway... ;>)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 08:50 PM

Sorry, sorry...too much information!



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 10:04 PM

MOM's used to it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 10:45 PM

Whacking it off too frequently can cause health problems.

(Missed me, didn't you? Just admit it.) ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 07 - 09:08 AM

Whacking ANYTHING off can lead to health problems, like copious loss of body fluids, traumatic bone and nerve damage, shock, and even death. Just ask Ann Boleyn or Charles I or lots of other whack-offs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Oct 07 - 10:28 AM

Wahts all this about then?

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Oct 07 - 11:44 AM

The venerable Onion has finally vindicated all our baser instincts by revealing the political power of total BS as an issue for voters all over the country.

"For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008", the intrepid reporters of the Onion tell us.

I just know Mom will be so thrilled when she fires up her browser this morning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Oct 07 - 11:54 AM

Sad but true, isn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 07 - 12:53 PM

I so hope that you all can see this. Especially the picture in the center of the page of the Chap In The Hat.

That's me, doing my civic duty of voting. Normally I do it alone, but the paparrazi ambushed me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Oct 07 - 12:58 PM

gotta login to see the picture.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:05 PM

The thing about meaningless bullshit is...everyone can relate to it, and most people can even sort of understand it. ;-) This is why it is the most vital factor in an election campaign.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:07 PM

seven


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:07 PM

sux


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:08 PM

five


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:09 PM

four


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:09 PM

10 base 3


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:10 PM

two


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:15 PM

I never could count.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:22 PM

Well, if I had to log in I might try 3898 as a login and 2082321263 as a password. But that would be a "might try" and it might not work. But if it DID work I'd also look at last Sunday's front page and Insight sections.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: beardedbruce
Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:23 PM

this is a good number...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:49 PM

yes it was, reminded me of a shower curtain.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:58 PM

This entire thread is just the Bull Shit meeting place for self selected self described elitists and their secret organization for the advancement of Bull Shit.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/poll_bullshit_is_most_important
thanks


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