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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,Shlio 25 Mar 04 - 06:51 PM
Amos 25 Mar 04 - 07:20 PM
Rapparee 25 Mar 04 - 08:04 PM
Amos 25 Mar 04 - 08:13 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 Mar 04 - 08:45 PM
Rapparee 26 Mar 04 - 01:26 PM
Amos 26 Mar 04 - 01:34 PM
Skipjack K8 26 Mar 04 - 02:24 PM
Rapparee 26 Mar 04 - 03:38 PM
Amos 26 Mar 04 - 04:12 PM
GUEST,Pussy Galore 26 Mar 04 - 04:54 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 Mar 04 - 09:43 PM
Amos 27 Mar 04 - 12:22 AM
Rapparee 27 Mar 04 - 09:53 AM
Amos 27 Mar 04 - 10:36 AM
Amos 27 Mar 04 - 11:40 PM
Rapparee 28 Mar 04 - 10:41 AM
Amos 28 Mar 04 - 10:57 AM
Acme 28 Mar 04 - 11:29 AM
Acme 28 Mar 04 - 01:03 PM
Rapparee 28 Mar 04 - 03:23 PM
Acme 28 Mar 04 - 05:27 PM
Amos 28 Mar 04 - 07:41 PM
Rapparee 28 Mar 04 - 07:59 PM
Acme 28 Mar 04 - 09:34 PM
Amos 28 Mar 04 - 10:49 PM
Rapparee 28 Mar 04 - 11:03 PM
Acme 29 Mar 04 - 12:06 AM
Little Hawk 29 Mar 04 - 12:10 AM
Amos 29 Mar 04 - 12:18 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 29 Mar 04 - 07:57 AM
Rapparee 29 Mar 04 - 09:03 AM
Amos 29 Mar 04 - 09:06 AM
Amos 30 Mar 04 - 12:06 AM
GUEST,MMario 30 Mar 04 - 09:13 AM
Amos 30 Mar 04 - 12:59 PM
GUEST,Shlio 30 Mar 04 - 01:09 PM
Rapparee 30 Mar 04 - 03:32 PM
Amos 30 Mar 04 - 04:14 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Mar 04 - 08:17 PM
Rapparee 30 Mar 04 - 08:47 PM
Rapparee 30 Mar 04 - 08:50 PM
GUEST,Reverend Raspberry 30 Mar 04 - 09:57 PM
Cheap Tracks 30 Mar 04 - 10:27 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Mar 04 - 10:51 PM
Acme 30 Mar 04 - 10:53 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Mar 04 - 11:03 PM
Amos 30 Mar 04 - 11:37 PM
Rapparee 31 Mar 04 - 09:23 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 06:51 PM

On the other hand...Who would post to MOAB ?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 07:20 PM

And, just BTW, what the hell do you mean PSEUDO-intellectual??

I am an intellectual. Rapaire is a pseudopod.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 08:04 PM

I'm a true pod! Nothing psuedo about me!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 08:13 PM

I love ya, man.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 08:45 PM

See, just like an old married couple. Bitch, bitch, bitch about nothing of any consequence and then, BOOM! "I love you!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 01:26 PM

But, Bee-dubya, what about us?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 01:34 PM

There you have it, TV Viewers -- it is suddenly revealed that BWL was merely pulling strings to set me up in an effort to dump Rapaire his own self. Now, I know that affairs of the heart are complicated and tricky -- but we have to maintain stability here. So you boys go off and have your tete-a-tete and sort out the destiny of your relationship and I'll go one dreaming about the womenfolk of Mudcat far and wide. Some further, and some wider... 'Kay? Thanks.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 02:24 PM

I'm worried that my contribution is a little premature, and that this fledgling thread still might not catch on. I'm also a certified thread killer, so this has probably consigned this thread to Davy Jones' Locker.

That's an each-way bet to kill this mother.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 03:38 PM

Amos, are you implying that Bee-dubya isn't, well, female????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 04:12 PM

Brucie not female? Well -- I wouldn't go THAT far...he certainly gives it all he's got!
But there are some orgnic varieties in these parts make him look like mere shadowstuff.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Pussy Galore
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 04:54 PM

And he loves cats!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 09:43 PM

Sorry, Rap, I'm still in mourning for Bubba Bubba. Talk to me after a year has gone by.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 12:22 AM

Aw, BWL, you're just making excuses and you know it. Let us hear when you want to say what you honestly feel, man...

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 09:53 AM

I suppose I could get remarried to my current wife. Would that work? Our marriage license did expire some years back.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 10:36 AM

It didn't expire, Rapire, you just used up all the rides on it.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 11:40 PM

So am I the appointed heavy lifter these days?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 10:41 AM

No, me! Me! Me!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 10:57 AM

OK!! I just didn't want to haul this long thread up from the bottom three times in a row!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 11:29 AM

You are cordially invited
to Mudcat's first three-way-swing,
featuring Amos, Rapaire, and Bee-Dubya-Ell.
Send the kids to be before proceeding with this thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 01:03 PM

Wow! Maybe I finally killed the MOAB. Got the last word. Stopped those guys in their tracks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 03:23 PM

SRS, I wasn't aware of your existentialism. "Send the kids to be...." How very philosophical. JP Sartre and A. Camus and even M. Heidigger would have approved.

Congratulations. I'm going to nominate you for the Sisyphus Award in the "Best Existential Post To MOAB In Awhile (Juvenile Division)" division.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 05:27 PM

Freudian typo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 07:41 PM

I thinnk Freudian typos and Existentiallism are mutually exclusive. Anyway, I must decline the invitation to attent the three-way swing. For one thing, it doesn't s who the three of us are supposed to swing with. I am leery of swinging with strangers ever since an early childhood playground accident.

But thanks, SRS.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 07:59 PM

Could it have been an Existentialist typo?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 09:34 PM

A Heideggerian slip? A Sartre slip? A Merleau-Ponty or a Nietzsche slip? Doesn't quite have the same ring to it, do you think?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 10:49 PM

"Send the kids to be" would probably have been a slip of elan vtal or a Bergsonian slip, n'est-ce pas?.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 11:03 PM

A "Camus clause" sounds like someone who visits at Christmas.

"Send the kids to be..." sounds more Rosseauean to me -- blank slate all that. The promise of youth, inherently unfinished...ah, I remember some unfinished things from my youth...I wonder if she finally got dressed or if even now she is awaiting my return...damned inconvenient for her father to arrive that way, fresh from duck hunting and with a shotgun in hand...I almost sprained my ankle diving out the window...good thing I saved my pants, though...well, perhaps I go see when I go back that way next...oh, wait, she'd be about as old as I am now...I'm still a kid, but she'd be an old lady, probably...nah, I'll let her keep her fond memories of me....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 12:06 AM

Of course, you could both be on the wrong track entirely. We were just practicing our Shakespeare. Hamlet. A little soliloquizing.

To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 12:10 AM

I mildly disapprove of all the foregoing...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 12:18 AM

LOL!! For me, it was the Episopalian minister accompanying my mother and arriving unexpectedly. Don't even remember why?!! But it was a hasty retreat at a tender age; and I still argue for Bergsonian. Rousseau being entirely too serious!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 07:57 AM

Dang! I've been gone all weekend except for a brief check-in and I was wanting to respond to Amos' post "So am I the appointed heavy lifter these days?" by giving him the Sisyphus Award. Then I get here and Rap's already given it to SRS.

Shouldn't "Send the kids to be...." be "Send the kids to become...."? Aren't we becoming right up until the moment of death? Surely SRS isn't suggesting we off the kids!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 09:03 AM

Never thought of that, Bee-dubya, but with some of the kids I know it wouldn't be a bad idea. Their parents, too.

And I only gave the Sissy to SRS in only one category. I have no problem with Amos getting it as "Best Heavy Roller" or something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 09:06 AM

Death isn't the deciding factor. No -- there IS "being" thoughout.

I'm not qualified for the sisyphus award, really -- I am not that fond of rock and roll.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 12:06 AM

To cleave to Mother I would rather;
But someone went and started Father.
Now "BS" has a family Unit
Which really fucks things up -- now doon'it?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 09:13 AM

Everyone knows that BS doesn't require a mate to reproduce - What is this with the "Father" thread. BS is parthenogenetic - it reproduces by fission, the shedding of particles which then grow on their own and by spontaneous generation!

I suspect the whole "Father" thread thing is an effort of the current administration to further the "sanctity" of marriage and the nuclear family unit as defined by their own interpretation!!!!

since this verges on the non-BS I will now depart, having suitably expressed my outrage at this human interfernece in the natural reproductive habits of BS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 12:59 PM

Everyone knows that BS doesn't require a mate to reproduce

We profit greatly from instruction
On how "bull" reaches reproduction.
I'm glad to know it's no illusion
That mostly, it depends on fusion!
And no amount of idle wishin'
Will make it multiply through fission!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 01:09 PM

BS has traditionally reproduced asexually, it is true. But with the advent of the virginity thread , I'd guess the mother is learning a few things!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 03:32 PM

At the moment, the only thing keeping the Father thread from MOAB is the one about water at festivals. Since you'd probably share water at a festival, it can truly be said that what's keeping Father from Mother is passing water.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 04:14 PM

Ain't that the way it always goes??

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 08:17 PM

Did anyone ever find the SECRET DECODER RINGS? I'm only asking because I just learned how to send SECRET MESSAGES and I wanted to encode the procedure for sending and decoding them into the SECRET DECODER RINGS so people like Tweed could read them.

SECRET MESSAGE follows:

If the town "Nantucket" had been named "Silver", there would be a helluva lot fewer lymericks.

Yeah, I know it's not very profound, but what did you expect? It's a SECRET MESSAGE, not great friggin' wisdom!


Bruce


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 08:47 PM

I found my directional ones, yes, the North and South decoders.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 08:50 PM

BS: The Father of all BS Threads 42   30 Mar 04 - 08:48 PM         Trace
BS: The Mother of all BS threads 2441* 30 Mar 04 - 08:47 PM

Did it! But Pop was on top, so I had to do this so Mom would be on top. This way Mom can hop on top of Pop. (Why do I keep wanting to type "Poop"?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Reverend Raspberry
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 09:57 PM

Dearly Beloved,
We are gathered here today to witness the joining of Mr. Bullshitter to Mr. Bullshitter to Mr. Bullshitter.
Never in the history of mankind has there been such a union known. A union of such significance should not be taken lightly, although it being rather askew and sanctimonious, non-the-less, it will alter all man's perception of holy unions in the future, therefore in it's uniqueness, let us go forward with celebration and joy.

Now you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other. Now you will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other. Now there will be no loneliness, for each of you will be companion to the other. Now you are three persons, but there is only one life before you. May beauty surround you both in the journey ahead and through all the years, May happiness be your companion and your days together be good and long upon the earth.

"Treat yourselves and each other with respect, and remind yourselves often of what brought you together. Give the highest priority to the tenderness, gentleness and kindness that your connection deserves. When frustration, difficult and fear assail your relationship - as they threaten all relationships at one time or another - remember to focus on what is right between you, not only the part which seems wrong. In this way, you can ride out the storms when clouds hide the face of the sun in your lives - remembering that even if you lose sight of it for a moment, the sun is still there. And if each of you takes responsibility for the quality of your life together, it will be marked by abundance and delight."

Rings

Kisses

I now pronounce you a union of three Bullshitters. Live long and prosper.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Cheap Tracks
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 10:27 PM

Wow.

He who shall, so shall he who.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 10:51 PM

Well, since nobody found the SECRET DECODER RINGS, I guess I'll have to post the SECRET of the SECRET MESSAGES here.

To make a SECRET MESSAGE, just use the html tag "font color=white". You can't see it 'cause it's white against a white background. Sorta like a polar bear in a snowstorm, huh? To look at it, just hold your left mouse button down and drag your cursor over the empty area. The message will show up as blue.

Another SECRET MESSAGE follows:

THIS IS A SECRET MESSAGE!!! IF YOU ARE NOT A MOABITE YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS READING IT!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 10:53 PM

Wow, indeed! From what I know about a "three way swing" (I think I came across the term in a Jacqueline Susann novel) this is far more pomp and circumstance than is usually called for.

If I were you three, I'd check into that nom-de-plume. I think (based on tbe last line) that William Shatner might have stepped in as the Rev. Raspberry.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 11:03 PM

SECRET MESSAGE for Reverend Raspberry follows:

THHHHHPPPPPPPTTTTTT!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 11:37 PM

BWL:

Did you spell that wrong?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 09:23 AM

My secret message showed up as white letters on a blue background. Was that the right one? If it was, the delivery will be tomorrow night, Bee-Dubya. Usual place on the beach, usual time, send this message in Morse Code for the password -- the response will be "OK."

"I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son, and I'll continue plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucking's done."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 09:24 AM

Reverend Raspberry, before I say "Yeah, okay" to that I'll have to ask my wife.


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