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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Little Hawk 06 Apr 04 - 10:53 PM
catspaw49 06 Apr 04 - 10:55 PM
Rapparee 06 Apr 04 - 11:07 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Apr 04 - 11:12 PM
Rapparee 06 Apr 04 - 11:25 PM
Amos 06 Apr 04 - 11:39 PM
Little Hawk 06 Apr 04 - 11:45 PM
Little Hawk 07 Apr 04 - 12:37 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Apr 04 - 03:08 PM
GUEST,MMario 07 Apr 04 - 03:13 PM
Acme 07 Apr 04 - 03:28 PM
Amos 07 Apr 04 - 04:04 PM
Little Hawk 07 Apr 04 - 05:36 PM
Rapparee 07 Apr 04 - 07:02 PM
Amos 07 Apr 04 - 08:56 PM
Rustic Rebel 08 Apr 04 - 12:23 AM
Amos 08 Apr 04 - 08:58 AM
Amos 08 Apr 04 - 10:58 AM
GUEST,MMario 08 Apr 04 - 11:07 AM
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Little Hawk 08 Apr 04 - 11:29 PM
Amos 09 Apr 04 - 12:18 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 10:53 PM

William...William Shatner....King of the Last Frontier!!!!

2501! The beginning of a whole new chapter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 10:55 PM

..........completely fucked.............

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 11:07 PM

Spaw can come to the party too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 11:12 PM

Aw, Jeeze.... Now I'll have nightmares of Captain Kirk wearing a coonskin cap and calling his phaser "Old Betsy".


Born on a mountaintop in Canadee
Grew up to be the Head Trekkie
Hangs out with Spock, Bones and Scotty
Killed him a Klingon when he was sixty-three
William...William Shatner....King of the Last Frontier!!!!




I am mortally ashamed of myself. I have stooped to Shatnerization on the MOAB. Please forgive me, dear Mother.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 11:25 PM

Went off to Star Fleet to serve a spell
Enterprisin' boldly where Man did never dwell,
Fit them Klingons, so we heared tell,
An' knocked 'em clear from Toronto to Hell!

William...William Shatner...King of the Last Frontier!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 11:39 PM

Well, somebody told him thathe could act
So he started believin' it was natural fact
Hammed and stonefaced and fiddled and hacked
His talents lie on the Digestive Tract!

William, William Shatner!
Old and dull and fat!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 11:45 PM

Awright!!! More!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 12:37 AM

William Shatner, King of the Last Frontier

Born on a mountaintop in Canadee
Grew up to be the Number One Trekkie
Kissed all the girls on Canopus 3
Killed him a Klingon when he was sixty-three
William...William Shatner....King of the Last Frontier!!!!

Went off to college down at old McGill
Majored in drama, and got his fill
Schooled in Shakespeare and Buffalo Bill
Streaked the local nunnery just for a thrill!
William....William Shatner...King of the Last Frontier!!!!

Well, somebody told him then that he could act
So he started to believe it was a natural fact
He hammed and stonefaced and fiddled and hacked
All the way to Hollywood and never looked back
William...William Shatner....King of the Last Frontier!!!!

Then he went off to Star Fleet to serve a spell
To boldly go where no Man ever dwelled,
He fit them Klingons, we heared tell,
An' knocked 'em clear from the Pleides to Hell!
William...William Shatner....King of the Last Frontier!!!!

No alien lifeform could outface Jim
Cos he was the Man and the Man was him
"James T. Kirk", y' got that, Slim?
Toughest star captain that ever had a whim
William....William Shatner...King of the Last Frontier!!!!

With Spock and McCoy and Scotty too
He had him a bold and a reckless crew
They didn't fear nothin' and their fame just grew
And so did his waist...but what's a man to do?
William...William Shatner....King of the Last Frontier!!!!

Now he's a legend that'll never die
As long as the brave find a place in the sky
Where a man's still a man and a pig still flies                        
Like a big fat fist in the middle of your eye!
William...William Shatner...King of the Last Frontier!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 03:08 PM

BRAVO LITTLE HAWK!!!

Your ability to create seamless artistic unity from material you have blatantly stolen from others is simply astounding!

By the way, did you know that Fess Parker who played Davy Crockett is still kickin' and owns a winery and resort spa in California? I wonder if he and Shatner have ever met?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 03:13 PM

Captain Kirk meets Danial Boone - what a setup for a "time travel" episode -

Kirk vs Boone

Spock vs Mingo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 03:28 PM

Geez, Louise! I go away for a few days and when I check in I see so much chatter at Mudcat that NO WAY am I going to even try to catch up on those threads. But this one, I figure the MOAB, they're exchanging very short pithy remarks. Nope. No such luck. Miles of stuff to read to catch up again. Maybe in the next couple of days. . .

Shatner no less! Ugg!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 04:04 PM

Disgusting -- not only does this mindless fanatic sycophant steal like a hydrophobic rug merchant, but he then alters the plagiarized material! Hard to believe that underneath this fallen, craven, ensorcelled fool of a camp idolator was once a proud spiritual seeker and a speaker of ornate but honest phrase!! How the doughty have fallen!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 05:36 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!! Amos, you certainly have a way with words. Indeed, stealing and then improving lyrical fragments is something I never fail to do if the subject matter grabs my interest. I learned that from...guess who?

"not only does this mindless fanatic sycophant steal like a hydrophobic rug merchant..."

Oh! That is great! Can I use it in my next musical column?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 07:02 PM

Who?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 08:56 PM

LH:

Glad you liked it.   You can use it if you can make it rhyme.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 12:23 AM

I think that, is my pererred , jumplicasicated,line also.That's why I copied and now I paste with a come-back not yet in mind, but when I paste I might come up with something... Ok now I paste,,,,Disgusting -- not only does this mindless fanatic sycophant steal like a hydrophobic rug merchant,

No,, I think I'm a little slow and or confused and or just messed up.
I confess I cannot rhyme with mercant at this time.... Please disassociate yourself with this post.and read the following incognito message....





















Just bullshitting. I'm not quite on to white out yet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 08:58 AM

RR:

It's done just like bolding is done, using brackets; but instead of b and /b, the brackets contain "font color =white" and "/font". Play awhile.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 10:58 AM

Khandu is not gone -- he is just lurking and waiting.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 11:07 AM

SRS - Given that this is MOAB really, what better topic than Shatner? He is the quintessential essence of BS after all.

Hi!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 12:58 PM

That's not khandu! That's ME!

No! Wait! No glasses! I can't use a computer without glasses! It can't be me! Thank God!

Anyway, the beard's just a little too long and the pony-tail's missing and, while I'll admit to a 40 inch waist-size, that guy's got a serious gut. But the apparel's correct.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 11:29 PM

EWWWWW! Oh, that is so sick! AAAAARRRGHHHHHH!!! I need air!@


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 12:18 AM

Now, now, Little Hawk -- there but for the grace of God, and one lousy digit in your birthday, go you!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 03:22 AM

Amos, you are a saint. Or should that be a capitalized Saint? That last post I made, I can't even figure out, but you always forgive me for my transgressions. I bow to you and wash your feet, followed by kissing and then licking each toe individually, and then I gently rub and carress the inside of every toe skin while singing a soft melody like,,, Mockingbird.

Mock...ing...bird... hey... yeah... Mockingbird have you heard, he's going to buy you a mocking bird.
And if that mocking bird don't sing well, he's going to make Amos a king.
And if Amos becomes a king, we don't need to worry 'bout anything
And then the mother will be whole again,
and the Moab, (not in bold letters, excuse the fuck out of me Bee)will be not King free.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 11:04 AM

Awww, dang, and also blush and sheesh, sweetie!! LOL!! I am not fit material for Kinging, but yer gonna get me all wound up talking like that!

An' you know we-all love it.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 12:53 PM

Whoa!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 12:59 PM

Aw, LH, yer just jealous, right?

[BOSEG]

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 01:01 PM

G'wan! What is BOSEG? A Polish radio station?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, Sans-Culottes
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 01:07 PM

Why are you so unkind to your bonne mama? MOAB leads all! Your mother you must be kind to! She does not need a King, the Kings should all be sent to the guillotine! People and Mothers were born free and should be free from Kings and Priests and Popes and Bishops!

Vive la France!

Vive Marat!

A bas La Bastille!

A morte le Roi! Khandu a la guillotine!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 01:21 PM

Nous n'utilson plus la guillotine , mon vieux. Si quelqu'un nous donneoffense, nous les fermons juste à clef dans la salle de causerie avec Teribus et Doug R jusqu'à ce qu'ils prient pour la chance de reformer!

Et, en plus, ou as-tu perdus tes culottes, petit mechant??

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 01:47 PM

BOSEG is an acronym for a

Big Old Shit-Eatin' Grin,

pal!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 02:21 PM

Amos: J'ai une opinion très basse de vos sous-vêtements idiots. Votre visage ressemble également à l'extrémité arrière d'un vieux cheval. Il est mon désir que vous devriez être jeté hors d'une haute fenêtre et être piétiné au moment par des viragos d'Irish! Soyez isolé avec vous!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 02:40 PM

French. It's such an expressive language... :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 03:45 PM

Just so everyone knows where he stands, here is what Little Hawk's somewhat lame and mechanistic French says:

"I have a very low opinion of your stupid underwear. Your face is just like the back end of an old horse. I wish you would be thrown from a high window and trampled at the same time by a horde of Irish shrews! Go, be isolated with you!!"

Obviously his feelings are outstripping his capacity for composition, but you can get the general idea.

I open it to public MOAB opinion as to how I should take this kind of abuse. There are several possible approaches, one of which is to offer to meet Little Hawk on the field of honor, if he can find it. But perhaps he did not mean it? Or I could get a more subtle revenge by having Liebenscheiss give him a wrong diagnosis for a few months. Hmmmmm. Latent Lesbianism as a sequel to pre-natal exposure to undressed salads.... Ja! Ja!

Suggestions?


A


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 03:50 PM

Gosh. It sounds even better in English.

A field of honour? How about the polo field at the WSSBA? I will try to get some jpegs soon.

Meanwhile, let's wait for the suggestions to come in...

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, Sans-Culottes
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 04:43 PM

French I try not to speak because it is the language of royalty, and all royalty should be killed by the people. Kings and queens are the worst things for people and so are priests and bishops and popes. People should share their things equally because all people are equal. People should be free and equal, liberte et egalitie. Khandu is a king, so Khandu should be chopped off. Also queens and all royalty. And all priests should be made to work as the peasants have to work.

Vive Marat!

Vive la Revolucion!

Vive Guevara!

Vive Tom Paine!

A bas les Presidentes, les flics, les eglises!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 05:14 PM

Les flics? Dis, donc, ou as-tu appris parler l'apache, alors?

Fromagez-le!! Les Flics!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 06:38 PM

Whoa is right Little Hawk. What was I thinking when I wrote that extra little note to Bee-dubya-ell? I want to apologize for that Bee-Dubya, although I confess I still need to, not only work on my manners, but also my html skills.

As for dealing with Little Hawk saying Amos has stupid underwear, I am shocked and appalled at such an attitude. Hell, while I was in the act of licking Amos's webbed toes, I managed a look up and saw his underwear weren't stupid at all. They actually looked very intellectual to me!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 10:45 PM

Bee-Dubya-Ell, the difference is when I'm not on the computer, I dress similarly to you in that photo above.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 10:57 PM

I can see where's you'd need to put saomething on in order to get anything done, SRS -- in my case, it would be a brown paper bag over my head!!

I think I like your Italian doppelganger better than your Pacific Northwest one!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 11:00 PM

This is my Pacific Northwest persona. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 11:19 PM

Mag, honey, are all them degrees going to yore head? You been hanging out with Republicans? I'll have some of whatever your having, in any case! LOL!!! Excuse me while I add "brown paper bags" to the shopping list -- what Thurber called the container within the thing contained..sheeshe!! Someone leave the furnace on?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 11:52 PM

Trying to inspire myself to get out and do more yard work. Exercise does pay off, n'est pas?

(just guessing at the French, small potatoes in the big league, to mix a few metaphors)



SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 12:06 AM

It's a mistranslation! What I said (in French) was "silly underwear".

This is an important difference. I would never call Amos's underwear stupid.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 12:51 AM

SRS,

I believe that those photos do not fairly represent the virtue of exercise for members of our generation; rather, they represent the virtues of offspring! Namely, being the offspring of our generation!! Eother that or someone really did learn to run the old time stream in reverse!

But thank you for providing me with such a sharp blast of high-temperature steam!! LOL!


And as for your protestations, Msr 'Awk, like the Vichy, it is trop peu, trop tard!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 01:50 PM

Speak for yourself, Amos! It wasn't too long ago I was in that kind of shape. Foot surgery slowed me down and added some pounds. My goal is to lose those pounds by this year's birthday (50th). This is not an impossible goal, I assure you! Just revisit this thread. The rich and famous don't corner the market on trim and healthy physiques! They probably keep that way by paying someone to do their house and yard work then going to the gym, while I cut out the middle man--my routine is to mow my own lawn, do a lot of heavy lifting in the yard and house. Elle Macphearson, eat your heart out! (Little Hawk won't be posting insults about my underwear, either!)

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 02:12 PM

SRS, my profound apologies!! I hadn't realized those photos really were of you!! I am awestruck!! Mea culpa!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 02:22 PM

I just can't resist insulting people in French.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 03:18 PM

No of course they're not really me! I wish!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 03:52 PM

SRS: Ooooh, I knew that, I was just flatterin' ya!! :>))

LH: Ohhh, I knew that, too, but I figgered you wuz good for a wee dustup, eh??

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 04:03 PM

TWO thousand
FIVE hundred and
FIFTY!!


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