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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 09:59 AM

The image of the bull's horn gradually protruding from the matador's mouth is one I shall never forget.

In fact I will use this post as a memorandum of it.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 10:39 AM

From Wired:

Best of all, the brand-new science of internet psychology disposes with the rigorously boring standards of the DSM-IV in favor of a method of diagnosis that can be performed entirely over the internet without the voluntary participation or even knowledge of the patient. Simply order a copy of my Internet Pathology Diagnosis Manual ($70), and you can perform easy, quick diagnoses like the following:

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, Forum-Stalking Axis
Patient exhibits two or more of the following symptoms for a period of more than two postings:

* Keeps replying to you on a public forum even though you've told them you're not going to respond to them.

* Brings up something you said months ago, as if it has anything to do with anything.

* E-mails you after you e-mailed them telling them not to e-mail you.

* Is a complete jerk.

Narcissistic Disorder
Patient exhibits two or more of the following symptoms:

* Thinks they're right all the time.

* Doesn't shut up even though they're obviously wrong and you proved it.

* Is a complete jerk.

Furthermore, your internet psychology degree entitles you to present a diagnosis of Aspberger syndrome without any formal analysis because you can just tell, OK? You've got a degree!

Best of all, an interent psychology degree allows you to think up and register entirely new disorders for the completely reasonable price of $100 (plus a $20-a-year renewal fee). Tired of listening to people saying how cool Firefly was when Stargate: Atlantis was much better and also it didn't get cancelled after one season, just saying? Just diagnose them with Whedon Derangement Syndrome and you can dismiss anything they say as the product of a diseased mind.

Why settle for being right when you can get a degree in being right? Register with the Westbester University College of Internet Psychology and start the enrichment process.



Read More http://www.wired.com/underwire/2010/07/alt-text-internet-psychology/#ixzz0wsGVaP7f


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 11:10 AM

Wasn't in the throat, it was in the bottom of the chin. Fool matador was using a plastic hilted sword, too, it appears. I say, good for the bull (bueno por el toro). You want some REAL bull, try this one, this one, or this one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 11:28 AM

"It ain't easy to get ahold of a bull's mungo-berries, eh?" - Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 12:53 PM

Shame wouldn't know, not having anything but dingle-berries.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 12:58 PM

According to autobiographical reports this makes him hard to play with.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 01:12 PM

Not if you offer him free beer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 01:26 PM

Even with beer goggles, a dingleberry is a dingleberry.

There are some conditions even beer can't heal, but don't tell him I said that; it would shake him up.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 01:27 PM

Darn right.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 02:51 PM

And some heels not even beer can condition.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Don McBride
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 03:09 PM

Okay, I got some good news and some bad news, eh?

The good news: I got my truck back. The police found it in Elliot Lake where some bolthole bought it illeegal without no papers from idiot-boy. Apparantly the little brother ran out of gas and money after toolin' around for a coupla days so he sold MY truck for $300 to the bolthole in Elliot Lake like I menshuned before, eh?

The bad news: The fliphead who bought my truck tried to flippin' disgise it by puttin' on some old expyired plates he had and brush paintin' it a really shitty shade of green! My truck is suppost to be black, eh? And shiny. Or it used to be. It is now only HALF black becoz the police caught the fliphead when his backyard paint job was only, like, half done, eh? The moron was using a house paint brush and roller to do it. So it is puke green from the front bumper (INCLUDIN' the CROME!) to about halfway back and then shiny black from there on. Holy flip! What a flippin' mess!

I am gonna make idiot-boy LICK off the green paint with his tungue when the police haul his sorry ass back here!

So the brainless one (my baby brother) is still at large, eh? He is probally busy spendin' the $300 and gettin' drunk at some bar. The cops are lookin' for him and I am sure they will find him. Every cop in North Ontario KNOWS what he looks like by now, eh? He is famous here, but not in such a good way, know what I mean?

Did I say he was still "at large"? Lemme reword that, okay? He is "at small", eh? Real small. Like a stale chipmunk turd layin' on the ground.

- Don


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 03:28 PM

Oh, the bitterness, the infamous rancor between siblings!! And LH complains about me!! If I harbored such anger towards him as his projection Don does to his siblings, Mom would just kick me right out of the house, and I would have to hitchike to California and live on the streets!!


Again...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Don McBride
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 03:54 PM

Yeah? What would YOU flippin' do if you had a brother like mine? Give him the keys to yer car and say "If ya reach Fresno and don't have no money left, feel free to, like, sell the car, eh? What is a brother for?" ??? Gimme a flippin' break. He is gonna crawl, man!

- Don


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 05:50 PM

So: car theft, selling without papers, defrauding the fool who bought it, fleeing to avoid arrest...shucks, Don, you could send him up the river for a loooooooooooooong time. Betcha the boys in the prison could use some nice, fresh, meat....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 06:05 PM

Black and shiney? Not flat green and flat brown camo? He must be one a them big city rednecks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 06:06 PM

Hell, even the boys in the Big House know the difference between fresh and putrid, Rapaire...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 06:13 PM

Oh who, oh who, who shall it be?
To post the spinner next to be?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 06:14 PM

Will you take 37073?
Or yet will he? Or it? Or she?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 06:15 PM

Oh no!
This spinner falls to


ME!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 06:27 PM

Yer makin this shit up as ya go along.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 07:09 PM

So the "spinner" fell to an "it".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 08:41 PM

Only in the eyes of the beholder, Bold Rapparee.

Come on. Work with me here!! I haven't had a spinner in a coon's age!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 08:54 PM

Well, 37073 IS a palindrome, but to spin it...hmmm, Ɛㄥ0ㄥƐ looks like kinda like Greek to me, but "An error occurred during translation. Please try again later." Perhaps it's Linear A?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 09:03 PM

I've found out it's Mandan Apache. The meaning is pretty gross, so I won't publish it -- look it up yourself.

So,

CONGRATULATIONS, AMOS!!!

on your first spinner in a really long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 09:06 PM

Amos, there are some great home improvement ideas for you here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 11:58 PM

Thanks so much man. I can't tell you how gratifying it is to discover we read the same comics.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 01:57 AM

That is quite a droll and unusual comic, I must say. The woman reminds me of Penelope Rutledge. Is she a regular character in the comic?

***

Here is a real spinner, gentlemen. Take note.

Bf-109 Spinner. Never mind the girl, she's superflous! Focus on the spinner.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 10:42 AM

I read more and better comics than you do! Tell him, Mom!! Tell him I do!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 11:19 AM

Sigh.

XCD?
PhD Comics?
Questionable Content?
SMBC?
Dilbert?
Doonesbury?
Cowbirds in Love?
Girls with Slingshots?
Girl Genius Online?
Guns of Shadow Valley?
The Bad Chemicals?
Least I Could Do?
Out There?
Shi Long Pang?



I could go on and on. As you should have realized by now, the secret to my garrulous but shallow fluency is to treat the world as merely an endless river of comic impressions. I soak them up by the hundredweight.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 11:40 AM

I must remark that only Rapaire could ferret out the fact that "Ɛ0Ɛ" means cunnilingus in Mandan Apache.

Especially since Mandan is a Siouan language. Not an Apache subgroup.

Oh, did you know you had FOUR (count 'em! Not one, not two, not three, but FOUR!) SOULS?

Of the tribes living on the Great Plains, the Mandan's religion was one of the more complex. Much of their mythology centered on a figure known as Lone Man. Lone Man was involved in many of the creation myths as well as one of the deluge myths.

In their creation myth, the world was created by two rival deities, the First Creator and the Lone Man. The Missouri River divided the two worlds that the beings created. First Creator created the lands to the south of the river with hills, valleys, trees, buffalo, antelope and snakes. To the north of the river, Lone Man created the Great Plains, domesticated animals, birds, fish and humans. The first humans lived underground near a large lake. Some of the more adventurous humans climbed a grapevine to the surface and discovered the two worlds. After returning underground, they shared their findings and decided to return with many others. As they were climbing the grapevine, it broke and half the Mandan were left underground.

According to pre-Christian Mandan beliefs, each person possessed four different, immortal souls. The first soul was white and often seen as a shooting star or meteor. The second soul was colored a light brown and was seen in the form of the meadowlark. The third soul, called the lodge spirit, remained at the site of the lodge after death and would remain there forever. The final soul was black and after death would travel away from the village. These final souls existed as did living people; residing in their own villages, farming and hunting.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 12:43 PM

Note: Rapaire is spreading didymo among the waters just to indulge his fishing habit. In the end, Rapaire,have you no sense of decency?????


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 01:52 PM

Do you ever get the feeling you might be too smart for your own good, Amos? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 01:56 PM

The girl looks skinny enough to be a spinner.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 01:57 PM

I get the impression that one of my souls is too smart for our own good, but I am not sure hwich one.

On a more serious note: no. It is not smartness which detracts from my highest good, but the verdamt lacunae thereof.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 01:58 PM

There are another million like her to be found easily, but there are very few intact Messerschmitt Bf-109 spinners left in this world.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 01:59 PM

My boots are rubber and reach to just short of my knees. I don't go into the water unless I have to -- where I was fishing it could come to just about my ribcage (although it looked to be about six inches deep). In fact, my wife bought me a PFD so in the unlikely event I fell in I'd float. The floatation chambers are awfully heavy and each one is maked "Pb" on the outside. She said that means "pretty buoyant."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 02:11 PM

Gertrude Stein laughed. "Thank you, Pussy," she said. Then she spoke more seriously to Mrs. Roosevelt: "It takes a lot of time to be a genius," she said. "You have to sit around so much doing nothing."

I think I would have liked Gertrude. I think LH would have, also.

Rapaire, I apologize -- I didn't realize you had unfelt boots. Shane is offering to come 'round and provide you with a felt one.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 02:15 PM

What you need to do, Rapaire, is have your knees surgically relocated to just below your neck. Then your boots will easily reach well past your waist, and you'll be able to wade much farther out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 06:51 PM

What I want is a canoe, so I can practice to become a Canadian.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 06:57 PM

Little Hawk canoe canoe like Rapaire can?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 07:55 PM

Actually if you got your wish, you'd be a Canoedian, not Canadian. Driving a Canade is not for the weak of heart.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 07:59 PM

Do birch bark?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 08:08 PM

A Canadian is someone who can make love in a canoe.
                           --Pierre Berton (Hard to get more Canadian
                            than that, eh?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 08:11 PM

Dang! If that's true, I am no Canadian. At least...not yet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 09:35 PM

I shall do this as a gift to one who is no longer among us...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 09:35 PM

...this is for Eiseley*.































*Who's in Michigan on vacation right now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 10:55 PM

LEt's keep track and see if he remembers to give it to her when she gets vack, huh?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Aug 10 - 02:57 AM

I thought you meant me. In AZ.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Aug 10 - 09:35 AM

I meant "gets back", and EIseley, as it happened. But I would have been more than happy to mean you if I had known you were in Arizona. So near!!!

Tomorrow night, Mom, I am hitting the long long trail to Halifax and points north and will spend the week incommunicado (I think) at a small arts studio up near Antigonish.

I shall take photos.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Aug 10 - 10:06 AM

Antigonish? Well! What do you have against the Gonish? They're human beings just like you are (I think you are, anyway)! What sort of weird prejudice is this? You a Klan member too? Now your true colors are revealed and, Amos, they aren't very pretty. I suggest you get to know the Gonish better and you'll come to appreciate their ways and culture...at least, you'd better (if you get my drift).


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