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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Tweed 23 Sep 04 - 02:14 PM
khandu 23 Sep 04 - 08:57 PM
khandu 23 Sep 04 - 09:07 PM
Rustic Rebel 23 Sep 04 - 09:27 PM
Rapparee 23 Sep 04 - 09:47 PM
Rapparee 23 Sep 04 - 09:51 PM
Amos 23 Sep 04 - 09:59 PM
Rapparee 23 Sep 04 - 10:03 PM
Teresa 23 Sep 04 - 10:34 PM
Rustic Rebel 23 Sep 04 - 11:00 PM
Amos 23 Sep 04 - 11:23 PM
Acme 23 Sep 04 - 11:24 PM
Amos 23 Sep 04 - 11:32 PM
Rapparee 24 Sep 04 - 09:45 AM
freda underhill 24 Sep 04 - 09:51 AM
GUEST,MMario 24 Sep 04 - 10:01 AM
Amos 24 Sep 04 - 10:33 AM
freda underhill 24 Sep 04 - 10:41 AM
Amos 24 Sep 04 - 01:10 PM
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Rapparee 24 Sep 04 - 01:56 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 02:14 PM

O My Dere Rustic,
a bee allus knows whar the honey is.

I see thet my twin self Khing Khankayank is recovered from the Heinekins sufficient to roll out the welcome mat. Hello Shambles, and special guest JoHn9 from Hlul! Hope you Angleros are able to decode this stuff as there iz some who don't zackly do the Khing's English real good. Course ar Khing iz a Mizippian and hardly iz able to speak englesh at all sometimes.

Regardezz,
Tweed who iz aslo Khninknackz


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 08:57 PM

Yes yes! A bee up the old panties can be a tantalizing event! I have had the pleasure many times! Of course I have to bait the bee, since I do not have the natural attraction that RR has. Sometimes I use honey, but mostly I use ketchup, or when I have some on hand (or on crotch!) I use catsup.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Teresa
Teresa who?
Teresa bee crawling up your panties!

Hello Teresa!!! You & I have never conversed! I am Tweed who is also Khnackanarkh, who is also a megalomaniac who believes himself to be the Khing of the Etherial Kingdom of Mississippi & who the hell dares challenge me on this!!!!
And I am honored to have you visit the Land of MOAB & to become a fellow MOABITE who contributes diligently to the influx of BS (does that stand for "bee-stings"?) Welcome welcome welcome!!! We need more of humans like you & your ilk!!

Now, I wish to...Whoa!! I see a bee approaching, peering lustfully at my ketchupy loins!! See y'all later!

Kk


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Subject: FREE CHEESE & KETCHUPPY SANDWICHES!!
From: khandu
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 09:07 PM

I did not sign my last post correctly! I shiall be livid with me if I do not make amends!

So here!

Khninknackz who iz aslo Tweed who iz aslo Khninknackz


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 09:27 PM

Yes Teresa, a little catsup and honey will get you everything your heart desires when paying homage to our King Khninknackz who iz aslo Tweed who iz aslo Khninknackz. (You do know how the sweeten the pot don't you? You rascal you.)(smile)

Dear Khninknackz who iz aslo Tweed who iz aslo Khninknackz,
I knew I heard that somewhere before, that catsup on loins was a treat for bees. I believe your words and now I can go forth and repeat this news to the world!
I bow to you for bestowing upon us such wisdom.
Kindly and lovingly, The new mother of a son of a bee.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 09:47 PM

Way out West, in Idaho
Way out West, where the taters grow
Way out West, where ketchup's king*
Way out West, they made a new thing.

Took some ketchup an' some mayoNASE
Mixed 'em together with the greatest of aize
Took it down to Macdonald's 'n' ordered some fries
Dipped the fries in the...stuff...'n' ate it.

Way out West, in Idaho
Way out West, where masochists grow
Way out West, where they made Fry Dip
Way out West, where their taste buds slip.

Yeah, they call it Fry Dip and it's a local thing
Sometimes classic, sometimes with zing,
They dip french fries, even eat it on bread --
Ain't you glad you ain't way out West, in Idaho?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 09:51 PM

*The fact that ketchup (or catsup) is considered "king" in Idaho should in no way be understood to reflect negatively on King Khandu, who is also Tweed. The term "king" in this context is a hyperbolic expression used to indicate the importance Idahoers attach to this condiment as opposed to, say, Grey Poopon mustard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 09:59 PM

It is sometimes valuable to emphasize what is important as the river of dross gallops toward certain obscurity. This, then, should be the true Slogan of the MOAB:

For what is real, and what is aboriginal, cannot be fucked with.         



And it is only in recognizing this deep truth from Downstairs that we of MOAB can proceed fucking with everything else under the sun in the good name of MOAB and BS everywhere.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 10:03 PM

Aboriginal.

Ab, a prefix meaning "not", as in "abnormal."
Original, a word meaning original.

Does "aboriginal" mean "pertaining to aborigines" or "not original?" Or both?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Teresa
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 10:34 PM

Well, er, um, thank you oh names-unpronounceable, not only because they are, but because ... well, er never mind. :)

My problem (and it may be a handicap) is that I consider both ketchup and honey to be disgusting, although honey is somewhat less so.
;) chocolate, on the other hand, ...

Uh-oh, bees are attracted to chocolate, too. Hmmm. eeeeeeeyyyyyiiyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

T


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 11:00 PM

Damn Amos, I think I broke my rib all over again laughing from that one! (not to mention remembering where it came from, and that was said during a cornet/piano orchestration in which neither of the players really knew how to play either instrument!) I do love life.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 11:23 PM

Rapaire:

The fluorescent lacunae in your education are astonishing, sir.

Ab- means MANY more things than "not":. It also often means, for example, "away from", thus denoting peoples branching away from the unknown origin of humanity in primeval pre-history. It can also mean by means of and a number of other things.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 11:24 PM

Cuckoo clock.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 11:32 PM

SRS:

I refuse to take that personally. I am sure you are referring to something undefined...indeterminate...a generality, perhaps , an ambiguous collectivity of multiple interpretations, a moving, amorphous, liquid and indisitinct target.

Right?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 09:45 AM

Amebic, perhaps? Like dysentery?

Sir,

I beg to inform you that my "knowledge of knowledge is encyclopedic" -- this was attested to in an article in no lesser publication than The South Bend Tribune (in 1991 -- copies available upon request and the receipt of a same fee to cover postage & handling). There are no "lacunae" in my knowlege -- only blastulae.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 09:51 AM

don't worry about Amos, rapaire, he's just being abnoxious.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 10:01 AM

I have to ask:

do the blastulae have permeable, semi-permeable or impermeable boundaries?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 10:33 AM

Defend how thou wilt, sir; I invite you to consult your own etymological dictionary and determine how far-ranging the semantic turf of Ab- truly is. You may fiddle with clippings for all time but it will not alter the truth of Ab- !!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 10:41 AM

thanks for keeping MOAB ab-reast of all this Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 01:10 PM

Ab oro. From the very beginning. Stasnos, in the epic poem called the Little Iliad, does not rush in medias res, but begins with the eggs of Leda, from one of which Helen was born. If Leda had not laid this egg, Helen would never have been born. If Helen had not been born, Paris could not have eloped with her. If Paris had not eloped with Helen, there would have been no Trojan War, etc.   
   Ab ovo usque ad mala. From the first dish to the last. A Roman c?na (dinner) consisted of three parts. The first course was the appetiser, and consisted chiefly of eggs, with stimulants; the second was the "dinner proper;" and the third the dessert, at which mla (i.e., all sorts of apples, pears, quinces, pomegrauates, and so on) formed the most conspicuous part.   
   ?Hor. Sat. I. iii. 5.

Thus, with little effort, one more meaning to the sturdy foundation building block, ab-. Repent, sirrah!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 01:17 PM

From the Free Dictionary:

Ab-

1. A prefix in many words of Latin origin. It signifies from, away , separating, or departure, as in abduct, abstract, abscond. See A-(6).

See? See? Repent, Rapaire!! Thou shalt not prevail!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 01:52 PM

Free-range semantics! That's what we need. None of this feed-lot semantics stuff for the MOAB!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 01:56 PM

Abdominal: away from the dominal.
Absurd: departing from the surd.
Abrogate: leaving the rogate.
Abnormal: away from the not apples (or, perhaps, the evil).
Abbreviation: departing from the breviation.
Aboriginal: departing from the original.

Res ipsas locquitor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 02:11 PM

I believe you mean RES LOQUITUR IPSA (or, RES IPSA LOQUITUR). The matter speaks for itself. --Cicero, Pro Milone, 53

Abdominal: away from the dominal. Actually, it means relating to the belly, from the Latin word for belly, which was abdomen, possibly the part placed away or concealed.

Absurd: departing from the surd. Actually ab- here has a different meaning, as an intensifier, compounded with surdus Latin, deaf.

Abrogate: leaving the rogate. Actually more along the lines of "to do away with" from ab- (away) and rogare (to request or ask).

Abnormal: away from the not apples (or, perhaps, the evil). Actually "normal" comes from the concept "made according tot he square" from a Latin word for a carpenter's square, normalis. Abnormal is "off-square", not plumb.

Abbreviation: departing from the breviation. Actually a condensation of the compound of "ad-" and "brevire", to shorten. In this sense ad- is an intensifier.

Aboriginal: departing from the original. Actually "from the beginning", a Latin mythological reference to peoples whose history is lost in prehistory. Ab- plus "origine", beginning.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 02:31 PM

Legal Latin ain't real Latin, or at least it's not the Latin I learned back when Latin was the "in" language to learn. I am aware that it bears the same relationship to the tongue of Ceasare and Cicero that Liturgical Latin does, i.e., not much at all. Nevertheless, I stand by the assertions I made ab initio.

Amos, admit it: you're just flexing your abs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 03:09 PM

The brain in Young Frankenstein came from A.B. Normal. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 09:44 PM

What of the "AB" in "MOAB"? Or "Abra-cadabra? Or is that "A bra, Cad, a bra!"
And what of Rustic Rebel's bra? Why have we not discussed this? Do bees also infringe upon it as well? Does it have fringe? Is it lunatic fringe?
When will we, collectively speaking, get there? Are we there yet?
Who's driving this rig, anyway?

Khnerdnard who is aslo Tweege


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 09:53 PM

Rapaire:

If you stand by them, then you are on one leg, an Ahab of Ab, lacking understanding. As for Rustic's bra that is between her and the worshippers of the Golden Curve. I have it on good authority, however, that it not an impediment when she is posting to our sacred Mother.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 10:26 PM

Absolutely! That is, departing from the so lutely.

Back when I was a tad, we used to go to church and then march around the block in a procession, praying the Litany of the Saints in Latin. These were called "Rogation Days" (if we'd prayed for our hair to be restored they would have been called "Rogaine Days"). Since this isn't done any more, are those days now Abrogation Days?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Norma Fertilesticks
Date: 25 Sep 04 - 12:33 AM

Hey there people of my past!!!! I came in here justa see if ya'll were still playin} around and hay day to me and my own ya'll is still playin'!!! Do ya'll remember me?? I was in here about a half a year ago and said somrthing I don't even remember but I Just want ya'll to know I still think ya'll is some of the funnyest people I have ever read on the internet ant I just can't believe that you are all still on the same subject!!!! To talk about a bull's poop for over a tear just excites me and I am going to just go and tall my friends about all you people that call yourselves the maobs. I just LOVE IT!! I think I was smarter the last time I was here but I think I did drugs tonight that made me really laugh at you guys!! God you are all really cool!!I wish I knew you all in person so we could gust bullshit live.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Sep 04 - 01:25 AM

Alas, Rapaire is a hopeless, dedicated Miscreant!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Sep 04 - 11:20 AM

Yes, and damned proud to be humbly so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Sep 04 - 12:38 PM

Well, I guess that is better than being humiliated by your pride, huh?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Sep 04 - 06:31 PM

I'm proud, yes, PROUD I say, of my humility!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Sep 04 - 07:19 PM

A humble fall from pride is better than no fall at all, I guess, Rapaire.

LoL!! I feel like I am playing one of those Gopher games with a rubber mallet.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Teresa
Date: 25 Sep 04 - 07:38 PM

Oh, can I be a hopeless, dedicated miscreant, too? Sounds like fun. ;)

T


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 25 Sep 04 - 10:25 PM

Solutely NOT!!

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 25 Sep 04 - 10:39 PM

as they say, don't be so humble, you're not that great!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Teresa
Date: 25 Sep 04 - 11:26 PM

Oh, goody, ... was trying to avoid those "abs" anyway. ;);)

T


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Norma Fertilesticks
Date: 26 Sep 04 - 05:10 AM

Hi again from me Norma. I think I'm a miscreant but my friends tell me I'm able to make judgements for myself if I really try ha ha ha. I think that you guys and girls are really cool and I want to try and be your friend if I can just get YOUR ATTENTION THAT I AM A PERSON THAT BELONGS WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER MISCREANTES. I would really like to get to know you people because the people that I know are'nt as facinating and funny as you guys are. I will tell you about myself if anyone wants to no but I will tell you this first of all I am 23 years old and still a virgin. I never want to have sex with out loving a man first. And I never want to show a man my body without really knowing he will love me forever.I think that I said to much allready but I was just passing through here and I saw you were still talking together and I really think I should say another thing so you PEOPLE WILL SEE I AM A PERSON OF QUALITY AND SUBSTANCE. I really like to swim, and I like to read funny things on the internet and I am trying to find my soul into the outer reaches of the universe. I think I belong and I think I can belong and be a virgin but sometimes I think I have to fight the urge to stop a really funny feeling that comes once in awhile. I think I wish I knew how to do that.Goodnight good, funny people of the moab. Love Norma.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rev. Jimmy Ray Humbrew
Date: 26 Sep 04 - 11:37 AM

Dear Norma,

Thank you for waiting until Love Enters Your Life. When Love Enters Your Life, you'll know it. You'll get a funny feeling all over, the Earth will move, and you'll hear glorious music. When you walk through a storm, you'll hold your head up high and you won't be afraid of the dark. There'll be lilac trees in every part of town, and you'll hear a lark in every other part of town. Enchantment will pour from every door. And you will wear Chantilly lace around your pretty face as you walk down the aisle and into the arms of the man with whom you'll spend the rest of your life, obeying the Biblical injunction to obey him in all things, to serve him, and to find your true destiny in being subservient to him. I'd like to explain all of this to you personally and in doing so give you a small taste of the gourmet spread your life will be when you subliminate self to a God-fearing man. (Of course, this will be free of any taint of lust or any of the other Seven Deady Sins. I'll instruct you via the Bible.)

Let me know.

Rev. Jimmy Ray


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Sep 04 - 12:04 PM

Norma:

Wait! Wait!! Don't you lissen tuh thet preacher man!! I know fer a fact yew cain't do that sorta instruction via no Book -- and it could hurt a lot to try.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 26 Sep 04 - 01:22 PM

Oh I wonder wonder who boop be doo doo doop
Who wrote the Book of Love


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rev. Jimmy Ray Humbrew
Date: 26 Sep 04 - 02:22 PM

Norma, my child,

Listen to your heart. Its still, silent wisdom will guide you to the Paths of Righteousness and the Way of Goodness. The Bible will be your shield and your innocence your sword. You will scourge these transgessors, this Amos, this Khandu, and they will fall into the Fiery Pit weighed down with their sins, to sink into the Pit from which the howls and screams of Sinners In Everlasting Torment rend the very air. Sinners scourged across plains of hot broken glass by lustful demons, sinners helpless in their bonds while leather-clad Liliths Work Their Will upon them. Oh, Norma, set your feet upon the Right Path and forsake all lustful sinners! Let me instruct you and guide you toward True Womanhood.

Sincerely,
Rev. Jimmy Ray


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Sep 04 - 03:36 PM

Jimmy Ray!
Jimmy Ray!!
Gonna show you the Baptist Way!!

Hoooooray!
Jimmy Ray!
Fall for what de preacher saY!

HEYHEYHEY!
JIMMY RAY!!
HOW MANY VIRGINS FOOLED TODAY!!

Gotta say!
Jimmy Ray!
Thinks the girl's a benitié


Jimmy Ray's Southern Stalked Virgins!! We do Slimeball Right!! It's Finger-Lickin' Good!!

Go with God, But Lie Down with a Slimeball Preacher first!!

I spit.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rev. Jimmy Ray Humbrew
Date: 27 Sep 04 - 08:12 AM

I will pray for you, Brother Amos. And I know that God will forgive you. Yea, though your sins be as scarlet as blood and your soul as black as The Pit, you can be Washed Clean. All you must do is take the step, Brother Amos, the one step that will put you on the Road To Salvation, the One Road That Leads To Eteral Joy. Just choose your Eternal Reward and step forward shouting, "Today, I choose The Savior! I will follow Him where ever He may go! Lead, Kindly Light!, and I will follow!"

Come to the water, Brother Amos, and wash yourself in the Blood of the Lamb. I know that you are a sinner, you know that you are a sinner, and God knows that you are sinner. But we'll stake you out in deep water for a couple of days and, Brother Amos, you'll have found God when we have finished!

Sincerely yours,
Rev. Jimmy Ray


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,She Who is the Mother of You All
Date: 27 Sep 04 - 09:05 AM

"Obsience to Her
Who is Pure Being, Consciousness, Bliss.
As Power,
Who Exists in the Forms of Time and Space,
And All That is Therein,
Who is the Divine Illuminatrix in All Beings."
- A Tantric Prayer


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,She Who Is the Mother of You All
Date: 27 Sep 04 - 09:07 AM

"Yah Devi sarva bhuteshu,
vishnumayeti shabditaa
Namastasyai, namastasyai,
namastasyai namoh namaha"
This goddess, who in all things, exists as
the very form of God.
I bow to you, I bow to you, I bow to you,
again and again."
- Yah Devi (This Goddess)
   Krishna Das, Pilgrim Heart


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,She Who is the Mother of You All
Date: 27 Sep 04 - 09:09 AM

"Oh Goddess, Source of Gods and Mortals,
All-Fertile, All-Destroying Gaia,
Mother of All, Who brings forth the bounteous fruits and flowers,
All variety, Maiden who anchors the eternal world in our own,
Immortal, Blessed, crowned with every grace,
Deep bosomed Earth, sweet plains and fields fragrant grasses in the nurturing rains,
Around you fly the beauteous stars, eternal and divine,
Come, Blessed Goddess, and hear the prayers of Your children,
And make the increase of the fruits and grains your constant care,
With the fertile seasons Your handmaidens,
Draw near, and bless your supplicants."
- Orphic Hym to Gaia, Translated by Virginia Stewart.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,She Who is the Mother of You All
Date: 27 Sep 04 - 09:10 AM

"Hail Diana

Hail Artemis Diana
Blessed Lady of the Beasts
I dedicate myself to You

May my path honor Thee
May my spirit celebrate Thee
May my life force magnify Thee

These things I pray
Be fulfilled this day
Goddess Mother help me
To know what is right."

-   Goddess Prayers and Invocations


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,She Who is Mother of You All
Date: 27 Sep 04 - 09:12 AM

"I went there of my own free will.
I went there in my finest gown,
With my rarest Jewels
With my Queen of Heaven crown.
In the Underworld
At each of the Seven Gates
I was stripped Seven times
Of all I thought I was
Till I stood bare in who I really am."

- Inanna, Goddess for Embracing the Shadows


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