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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Acme 15 May 13 - 12:32 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 May 13 - 12:32 AM

Looks like some big numbers coming up soon. Rap, would you go back and read through the thread and see if anyone has dibs on them? Or Amos? Someone who is retired who has lots of time on their hands should be able to knock it off in a couple of weeks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 May 13 - 02:47 AM

Warming up are we?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 May 13 - 07:36 AM

None of the LHs have posted since May 3... d'ya suppose they are resting up fer a blitz on 48k?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 13 - 09:55 AM

I already have dibs on MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMD.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 May 13 - 11:18 AM

Okay, as long as you remember it correctly. You sure you don't have dibs on 48,001?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 13 - 11:56 PM

Poor old Mom. Down in the depths, associating with doing social good and other unsavory threads.

Good thing I came along!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 May 13 - 11:11 AM

Poor Mom. No one else cares, only your Wandering Favorite. Here's some fresh loganberry crepes, homemade Illinois sausage, Jamaica Blue Mountain coffee (a whole pot and more brewing!), freshly-made sourdough biscuits, and homemade butter and fresh thick cream. You enjoy that and then go soak in the jetted tub -- you spent the night in the gutter outside of Louie's again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 May 13 - 01:55 PM

Here, Mom. Genuine Smithfield country-smoked peanut-fed ham and Wisconsin White Cheddar cheese sandwiches on home-made rye with lightly curried mayonnaise. Fresh blackberry pie after, and more of that coffee you like so much.

Then a nice nap in the hammock out in the yard with a big glass of iced tea by your side.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 May 13 - 02:24 PM

MOM's arteries are going to be so stiff they'll crack if you don't give her some salmon or mackerel or oatmeal occasionally.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 May 13 - 03:25 PM

Hey, Mom! Hey, MOM!!!!! Look what's coming!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 May 13 - 04:33 PM

I've been beyond the Cascades. Pacific Ocean on one side and land on the other.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 16 May 13 - 05:21 PM

I assume you'll be sending your very best friends free copies of the music so that they can listen to it all and then recommend it for purchase by the multitude of friends they have. Why, just as in my case, I have about a dozen friends that I could recommend it to for purchasing. Well, a half dozen iffin ya don't include SRS, Rap, LH, Kendall... hmmm... I'd better stop there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 May 13 - 05:22 PM

WHen in doubt, nullify! Go man, go. Never mind the Cascades; this book is about THE Cascade--the one that assaults all your channels of perception day in and day out. Like jazz, though, if you have to ask, you wouldn't dig it. :D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 May 13 - 06:55 PM

Ah, dear Canuck it's noo music. 'T is a boook! Aye, the readin' sorta booke, as you would want on the beach of a summer day if you ever wanted to turn brown or pink!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 May 13 - 12:21 AM

So if it's not music it must be mathematics or physics. Perhaps you have taught a laser to read equations while solving them at the same time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 May 13 - 06:57 AM

Oh dear me! Of course it's the book. I have a mind like a steel trap. It is, however, rusted open.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 May 13 - 09:58 AM

I had a mind like that once. I think I might remember it distinctly as a distant, fuzzy, memory. If memory serves I had to sell it to pay my bar bills or someone named "Big Tony" was going to "bust my kneecaps."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 May 13 - 10:16 AM

It is really off to wake up of a morning and not have to worry about the next thing to do on that fershlugginer book! I have to do a whole marketing thing, sure, but it's a totally different kind of task. I feel unburdened, as though a tooth had been pulled. :D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 May 13 - 11:46 AM

Amos, here are some anonymous reviews I've written just for you to use:

"Reaches the breathless heights of Irene Iddesleigh."

"A new literary standard!"

"Jane Austen, Ernest Hemingway -- get out of the way!"

"If I never have another book, I must have this one!" -- J. C. Gilkey.

"A successful book is not made of what is in it, but of what is left out of it." -- Mark Twain.

"If you only buy one book this year!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 May 13 - 12:49 PM

Looks like a hot day today, MOM. Let's move your porch chair further back into the shade and turn on that ceiling fan. You can bring your tablet out to the porch and read Amos' new book.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 May 13 - 02:16 PM

Relatively as cold as a whore's heart here. If a Texan tried to do any gardening in my yard, they'd have on boots, warm clothing, gloves and a hat. If they had my LeBlanc ears, they'd have a wads of cotton batting stuffed in their ears. If a CAiac was here, they'd book a flight flight home. If an ID type was here, he'd shoot the weatherperson. But not Cindy Day on accounta she is a babe.

This is a May like the old Mays I knew back in the day. Windows open, windows closed, repeat as required. It's called spring and I LIKE it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 May 13 - 03:49 PM

Might shoot the weather vane, or the barometer, but not the person who just reports the bad news.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 May 13 - 04:17 PM

It's a metaphoru and certainly not a suggestion for any actual violence. But Cindy is a babe. I wouldn't wish her any harm... unless she continues to be a weather terrorist that attempts to scare people in to "staying tuned"... she scares the eldery and that is a stormy situation for me.

I am listening (to zPeter Coad) now... frost! Snow up north! HOLY FUCK!!! It's spring! I love it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 May 13 - 09:53 PM

Is this your heartthrob, gnu?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 May 13 - 10:16 PM

Probably. She looks like the kind of Kent County floozie gnu would go for in a big way.

Just got back from the first half of the quinquennial National Guard unit reunion. God, those dudes are OLD! Hearing aids, all sorts of things. Not young and virile like me. I mean, I use hearing aids but they're like, OLD!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 May 13 - 05:20 AM

SRS... oh my! She has lost weight and it does not suit her. I must email her and see if she wants to drop in for a boiled ham dinner this weekend. That'll help fatten her up. Well, that's IF I can find some decent green beans. The green beans were absolutely beautiful for the last month. Bought a lovely smoked ham and a small cabbage on Monday when the forecast was cold, wet and windy starting Wednesday. Went to get the beans... crappy! Went to my main grocery... NO beans! Same yesterday. I am distraught.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 May 13 - 11:24 AM

Not my hearing aids, those guys. They have gray hair, those that aren't bald or completely white. And some are using a cane! Not one of them can run even an eight-minute mile in combat gear any more! You'd think that they were never soldiers once! Even their beards are gray!

Of course, I can't run an eight-minute mile in combat gear either, but hen I never could. Faked it back in the day, like so many other guys...did...like all of those guys probably....

But a lot of them have VA service-connected stuff like...me.

Hmmm.... Nah, I ain't old. I'm just more mellow than a SoCal Republican who gets himself fixed in Mexico 'cause it's cheaper there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Pepe Gonzales
Date: 18 May 13 - 12:27 PM

Hey, hombre...don' esspect Mexico (Meh-hee-ko) to feex what ees plainly beyond feexin'! We jus' take hees monee, you know, but to t'ink we gonna feex him...get real, man!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 May 13 - 02:11 PM

This may be the first time since my childhood that anyone called me a Republican. I think I should start worrying about my friend Rapparree. I mean, his eyesight AND his memory are failing him...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 May 13 - 04:48 PM

Green beans at the Coop! $2.99 a pound. I paid $6.15. Gonna be a green bean Sunday supper with all the fixins. Yeah, baby! Bakin carrot cake with a cream cheese icing for dessert. Diet be damned!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 May 13 - 06:04 PM

Amos, I did not call you a Republican. I was simply using a simile. But you know what they say about wearing shoes that fit...and if you need to go the Mexico to get fixed, well, I'd think that you could get someone to do the job with a tree stump and a sledge hammer for free.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 18 May 13 - 07:57 PM

"Get yer filthy hands OFF me, you damn, dirty Republican!!!" - attributed to King Kong, while he was being held captive on a ship bound for New York Harbour in 1933.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 May 13 - 08:17 PM

Oh, Rapparree, oh Rapparree
The consummate master he,
Not of art literary
Nor the making of melody
But disingenuity!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 May 13 - 08:19 PM

That's tempting - but I'm happy that my diet is slowly but steadily working. I've set aside several garments now that are too large, and pulled things out of the back of the closet that I can wear again. That's more encouraging that a detour to the carrot cake, as tempting as it might be.

Now if it was Braums' cherry pecan cream ice cream . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 May 13 - 09:04 PM

Is that done with a conCERTO?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 May 13 - 11:42 PM

Certes brother Gnu, con certo is sine dubitas!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 May 13 - 12:21 AM

Well, you got the con down pat. Now set the hook and bring in mark, slowly, slowly, and set the gaffe on the fleecing. Do it right and you can fleece 'em over and over and they'll even thank you for it. Just let the fleece grow back first -- don't get greedy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 May 13 - 09:55 AM

Okay, that's over for another five years.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 May 13 - 03:10 PM

I haven't yet made it to any of the reunions for which I am eligible. There don't seem to be major sponsored reunions from school, they're clic-ish events that certain sub-groups of students attend. There definitely has to be a good second reason for making the trip (like visiting friends and family) to make the expedition worthwhile.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 May 13 - 11:54 PM

Well, yeah, there's this grand-niece who's coming up on 3 weeks old. And my brother and his kids, and my cousins (some of whom were in the NG unit).

Some friends have asked that I also attend my 50th HS class reunion in September, and I think I will. Mind you, the same reasons as above apply.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 May 13 - 12:11 AM

I'd go to a reunion if there had been a union in the first place, but my unions were few and involved one or two special beings. Me and "the class" were never tight, if you know what I mean.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 May 13 - 09:44 AM

Haven't been to one. I can't bear to break those girls' hearts again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 13 - 11:21 AM

There's perhaps three people I want to see in September, apart from family. Right afterwards I'll fly to Charlotte for barbecue and messin' around in SoCar.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 May 13 - 01:17 PM

SOUTH Carolina? Hell, you should go call on Miss Dani in NAWTH Caroline, and Miss Janie and mister Bobert and Mistah Chance!. Much more productive.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 May 13 - 01:38 PM

I tend to agree with you, Amos. There were a handful of friends, none of them likely to be at the reunion. But I have friends I'd like to see in the area so taking a couple of hours off and dropping in to see who turned up, I could live with that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 13 - 07:29 PM

Went to one a while back -- one gladhander there was in jail within a year for misuse of State funds. If I go again maybe they'll jail some more. Of course, it IS Illinois, where they have Governor's State University and state prison for the Governors.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 May 13 - 11:53 AM

On the road to Saint Joe, Moe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 May 13 - 03:30 PM

Just slip out the do', Moe
Just go to Saint Jo, Bo
Just got on a track, Jack,
And set yo'self free.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 May 13 - 05:49 PM

Sounds like ya might have a song there, A.

50 posts! You could cut the anticipation and tension with a soup spoon! I have a premonitional that things are gonna go absolutely apeshit! Especially with all these !s!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 May 13 - 10:23 PM

Ain't nobody goin' apeshit. Chonga is in the slammer, doin' hard, hard time as Big Ape Louie's "friend." My friends among the guards at Pontiac say Chonga looks "cute" in a pink tutu and fishnet stockings.


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