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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 24 Jan 06 - 06:24 PM
Rapparee 24 Jan 06 - 06:36 PM
Bunnahabhain 24 Jan 06 - 08:42 PM
Rapparee 24 Jan 06 - 11:06 PM
Acme 24 Jan 06 - 11:12 PM
GUEST 25 Jan 06 - 06:09 AM
JennyO 25 Jan 06 - 07:10 AM
Rapparee 25 Jan 06 - 09:20 AM
GUEST 25 Jan 06 - 04:19 PM
kindaloupehackenweez 25 Jan 06 - 06:15 PM
Rapparee 25 Jan 06 - 06:18 PM
Amos 25 Jan 06 - 08:00 PM
Rapparee 25 Jan 06 - 11:16 PM
Bunnahabhain 26 Jan 06 - 09:30 AM
Rapparee 26 Jan 06 - 03:15 PM
Amos 26 Jan 06 - 03:17 PM
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MMario 26 Jan 06 - 03:23 PM
Rapparee 26 Jan 06 - 03:52 PM
Rapparee 27 Jan 06 - 09:33 AM
MMario 27 Jan 06 - 09:56 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 06:24 PM

You have to put a layer below the insulation, so it doesn't filter down into the living spaces, especially if it is fiberglass insulation, not fun to breathe.

And in other news, a clue to the evolutionary underpinnings of sexism, swords, and other febrile obsessions:

Emma Johnston of the University of New South Wales said the creature -- named Imogine lateotentare -- is one of the simplest organisms known, but its behavior is quite complex, the Sydney Morning Herald reported Friday.

Johnston and colleagues Ka-Man Lee and Michel Beal have kept the organism -- found in Sydney's Botany Bay -- in captivity in the laboratory for up to a fortnight, watching as its attacked prey.

The creatures have both male and female parts and engaged in a sexual practice somewhat like penis fencing.

To reproduce they try to stab each other with their genitals and the first to penetrate inserts sperm and then goes on to spar with another flatworm. The "loser" lays and broods the eggs.

The findings are published in the Journal of Natural History.




Says a lot, in neo-Darwinian terms. A confusion, perhaps, about the meaning of the word "win"?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 06:36 PM

I have some gold-bearing quartz I found in Ireland.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 08:42 PM

Whoa! Faster direction changes than a pinball!

BTW Rapiere, how did you convince the devil to take your spine, rather than your soul. You didn't get the intern in their soul buying department, did you?


You'd have though they would have learnt by now....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 11:06 PM

When you work in the public sector your spine is the first to go. If you work in it long enough they also take your balls, even if you're a woman. They can also take your ambition, intellect, youthful innocence, virtue, ethics, independence, morals, the smile on your lips, the song in your heart, your optimism, your...wait, no, sorry. I'm thinking of Congress.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 11:12 PM

The stream of consciousness is showing a little whitewater, eh, Bunn?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 06:09 AM

a sexual practice somewhat like penis fencing

Is that anything like One-legged Herring Duelling?

One-legged Herring Duelling

This requires two idiots, two herring, and stout washable rainwear. It should be played outdoors. Contestants stand on one leg facing each other, holding their right foot in their left hand for balance. In their right hand, they each hold a herring by one end. They hit each other about the body with the floppy ends of their herring for one minute; the winner is anybody who refuses to play, closely followed by the player whose herring is most severely damaged by the experience.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 07:10 AM

That last post was me, without cookie.

While we're on a roll, there's always

Conger Cuddling

A form of bowling where the pins are human beings. A varying number of participants stand on upturned flower pots approximately 3 to 10 feet away from a dangling length of rope. Tied to the end of the rope should be a 5 foot conger eel, and the aim is to knock the humans off their perches by swinging the eel at them. Each player has a pre-arranged number of attempts and points are scored according to the number of people knocked off their pots. Once everyone has swung the teams change places. Occasionally a suitable conger eel can't be found: in these circumstances it's permissible to use a suitable alternative fish of a similar size.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 09:20 AM

I fence, but I don't expose vunerable parts of my body any more than I have to. In fact, my fencing jacket covers That Part. Getting stuck in the ol' goolies with an epee could Utterly Destroy my popularity. But it could be worse, I guess -- I could fence saber; that uses slashes and cuts. Maybe that's why all the saberists at the club are women.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 04:19 PM

Yeah, but are they wearing strap-ons?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 06:15 PM

Hi All

some 6 hours later and 3 bot runs and has to be the harded sight to get to,

And comp. has slowed and has been acting up. No problems with it for past year and ahalf,

up to a few days ago.

am exsauted and must rest.

happy trails.

Bye


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 06:18 PM

Women aren't permitted to fence, GUEST, without wearing appropriate protective equipment. Neither are men, for that matter. I wear an FIE-certified three-weapon mask, an FIE-certified plastron, an FIE-certified three-weapon jacket, and (because I'm not fencing competitively) leather gauntlets. Because I'm not doing this competitively I don't wear the fencing trousers, shoes or socks, nor, because I fence "dry," do I worry about electrical wiring or wear lame.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 08:00 PM

Dry fencing is not easy, either, in case anyone thinks Rapaire is some kind of slipshod lip-service ne'er-do-well. Ask any Texas cowhand. They know all about dry fencing.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 11:16 PM

Jist gittin' the postholes in is a right chore, Amos. This here country's got about three inches of dirt and a hunnert miles of rock and it don't take no time at all ta git to the rocks. Ol' Sol, him that usta break the horses out on the Rockin' Lazy J, he was one tough hombre and would jist ram them fenceposts inta the ground every thirteen feet or so. He made one straight fence line, too. But after Mary Mountain caved in on him he warn't in no shape ta do it anymore. Shucks, after that woman got aholt of him he was like a little baby. I remember one time up at the Legion hovel after he tuck up with that woman he tried ta punch his way outa a wet paper bag and couldn't do it! That ol' boy jist hung his head in shame and started walkin' west. Ended up in Boise, he did, elected to the State Legislature. Pitiful end fer a guy who used ta be a top hand, it was.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 26 Jan 06 - 09:30 AM

Been there, done that.

Building fences on the South Downs. 6" of topsoil, and solid chalk all the way down. Driving posts into that is fun, but putting the gate posts 4 foot in really good for the shoulders...

Now, coffee, a keyboard and that thread of LtS's is a bad combination...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 06 - 03:15 PM

Now, ya see, these days we don't dig them postholes. Nossirree! We just does one of two things. The first is that we git Little Davey ta come round. We show him where we want the holes, and Little Davey punches one with his bare fist. We pay him fifty cents fer each hole, and they's allas deep enough cuz Little Davey's arms are six feet long. Don't hurt him none to do it, neither, cuz of his knuckles dragging on the ground all the time has built him up one BIG set of calluses. We call him "Little Davey" seeing as how he's only four feet xix inches tall.

And the second way is a bit more wasteful but a helluva a lot of fun. We jist scoops the dirt down to rock, pile some unwrapped dynamite on it, sandbag the dynamite real good, shove in a blasting cap and some fuse, light the fuse, and run like hell. Works great. One time Stinky got aholt of some stuff called "cratering charges" from the Army Surplus store in Dunn. Suckers were pretty heavy -- musta weighted fifty pounds or so each. Anyway, Stinky figgered that iffen they could blast holes in concrete like he'd heard they could they'd be good for makin' postholes. He sat up about six or eight of 'em in a row, right where he wanted the holes, stuck the caps and fuses in, and lit the fuses. Only what he didn't know was how powerful them Army explosives were. They blasted a line of holes better'n six foot deep in a line where the craters overlapped each other. Then the bottom fell out, cuz Stinky had blown them off over some kinda fault or somethin'. Anyway, everything started fallin' in, and right soon all that was left was a hole that looks like this. nowadays.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jan 06 - 03:17 PM

His stories are always long, but rarely this tall.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 06 - 03:20 PM

See? Ya tell the truth and nobody believes ya. Ya tell a big fat lie and they elect ya. Sheeeeee-it, ya can't win fer losin'.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 26 Jan 06 - 03:23 PM

aw - you're just jealous cuz MOM likes him betterer then you, Amos.

But my mind is still stunned at the thought of Rapaire wearing lame if he wasn't dry fencing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 06 - 03:52 PM

Lame, as it is used in fencing. The ones used by men are similar, but this picture was more interesting than the pictures of men.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 09:33 AM

Well Mom, I guess I'm the only one who cares. Here, let me help you back up to where you belong. There, upsy-daisy, that's got it. Now you just sit here on this throne and I'll bring you some nice tea and toast and scones and country butter and fresh wild strawberry jam.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 09:56 AM

what a suck-up! it had only been 12 hours since the last post and it takes 24 for MOM to drop off the board.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 09:59 AM

Talk about lame, Rapaire is using "lame" in his sucking up and tap dancing. Ya gotta worry about someone who sucks up to a thread... :D

Don't worry Mom, he always talks like that. It's because he is high-strung and in management.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 11:40 AM

FACT of the Day:    MOZART

Mozarts full name was Johannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart. Despite his success, he died poor and his grave is unmarked.
By age six, Mozart was composing and performing music and his father,
was noted composer and violinist. In 1782, Mozart married the sister of the woman he had unsuccessfully courted several years earlier.

SOME Holidays:

United Kingdom: Holocaust Memorial Day
Germany: Day of Remembrance for victims of Nazism

EVENTS:

1785 - The first state-chartered school, the University of Georgia, was incorporated.

1825 - Congress approved Indian Territory (present-day Oklahoma), clearing the way for forced relocation of the Eastern Indians on the "Trail of Tears."

1862 - President Abraham Lincoln issued General War Order No. 1, setting in motion the Union Armies.

      And Just a thought thats perhaps is speuing out the other end.
Based on the out come of "YANKEE IMPERIALISM" some 150 years later.

Perhaps his assassination was too late and the wrong side won the war.
For what can be freed that one doesnt own. And why make it appear so when in reality all were inslaved. Hence the "Workforce"
Dont know but something tells me he was republican.
Just a observation of the uneducated variety.
Yes i know Chruchill said.
"Best let others think you as a fool, rather than opening ones mouth and removing all doubt. But i said just an observation. Wounder what the "Cherry tree thought"?

1880 - Thomas Edison received a patent for his electric incandescent lamp.
1888 - The National Geographic Society was incorportated in Washington D.C.
1924 - Vladimir Lenin's body was laid in a marble tomb on Red Square near the Kremlin.
1926 - John Logie Baird, a Scottish inventor, gave the first public demonstation of a true television system, in London.
1945 - Soviet trooops liberated the Nazi concentration camps "Auschwitz and "Birkenau" in Poland.
1951 - The era of atomic testing in "Nevada's desert began as an "Air Force plane dropped a one-kiloyon bomb on Frenchman Flats.
1973 - The "Vietnam" peace accords were signed in Paris. The U.S. military draft ended.
1975 - The Senate began an investigation of activities by the FBI and the CIA (On November 20, the committee released its report, charging both U.S. goverment agencies with illegal activities.)

Sorry for the length but one must admit its been "One hell of a day"

And the commits about Lincoln are obscure observations and some patriots will say. That every President since then (Except J.F.K)
was previously groomed for that position> Hencefourth The beginning of the evolution of Rothchilds plan of world domination. aka "The New World Order" aka "Big Brother".

Leaving the question: Are the sheep any closer to slatter?

kindaloupehackenweez aka enigma?????? One hell of a day in History.
    May today be eventless with the exception of Birthdays and Weddings, and pay rasises, and or job finds.

PEACE, Dudes and Duddetts


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 03:09 PM

If I wanted to enter this in a mirror image, could I simply enter all the ASCII code as negative numbers? Were I to want to enter something that was obviously illogical could I use ASCII code in irrational numbers? Should I use imaginary numbers for ASCII if I were to lie or write fiction?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 03:14 PM

Anyone catch the "Mozart in New Clothes"competition reported on PBS?

They had one entry which was based on 'Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" but which segued into a ferocious, impeccable Irish fiddler's jig. A real toe-tapper, still cleaving to the Mozart form.

DEEElightful!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 10:11 PM

No. In new clothes, huh? Is Wolfy into cross-dressing or something? And on public broadcasting at that! Oh, the shame of it! I'll have to tell Pat Robertson and Co. about that deviant, perverted, betrayer of his manhood. Ol' Pat'll fix his wagon! Wolfy will never get a gig on "The 700 Club," I'll betcha! And his so-called "music" will be banned at Liberty University, too! And at Bob Jones' University and maybe even Oral Roberts! No more royalties for him!! Before you know it he'll die and be buried in a pauper's grave, and serve him right, too!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 10:39 PM


gasp. . . wheeze. . . I finally dragged myself up that steep cliff and got in here through sheer determination . . .

Mom, they were talking about lame and then the subject changed before I got back.

And now they're onto Mozart. . . I love Mozart! . . . one night the ex and I were relaxing (okay, he was in the bathtub and I was sitting on the pot visiting with him) and when the radio announced the piece they were going to play was "Mozart's Serenade in G, K 525," only to start playing Eine Kleine Nachtmusik. I called the funky little NPR station (at Fort Hood, Texas) and pointed out that this piece is commonly called "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik." The twit who answered the phone said she'd seen that on the LP cover, but "I didn't think anyone would know it by that name." . . .

Gasp. . . Mom, think of me often, even if I can't make it in here as often as I'd like . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 10:53 PM

Oh, and there's a second punchline. The ex, told of this response, came up with a great one-liner. It was evening when this happened, and he said she was probably afraid she'd get the name wrong, that she might call it "Eine nine-o'clock music". . .

(Then there was the one while we were in the theater watching the Superman movie with the Lana Lang picnic and the boy and his dog had strayed into the corn field. . . and the combines are looming and the theater is silent and he leans over and whispers in my ear "it's the grim reaper. . . " I burst out laughing, the sole voice heard in the theater at that tense moment.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 01:35 AM

Hey Stilly River Sage: That was a good one. Good visuals. And still laughing out loud while chuckling in-between the out burst.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 09:27 AM

Fact of the Day: pancake

The oldest surviving pancake recipe in the English language dates from the 15th century. It describes a thin flat cake of batter, fried on both sides in a pan and usually served either flat or with several stacked. Blin (as in blini and blintze) is Russian for 'pancake' and blintz(e) is from Russian blinets 'little pancake.' 'Cake itself first meant 'small flat bread roll baked on both sides by being turned - as in pancake.

Added is my own personal receipe for Johnny Cakes: Most probley from the ole magizine "Practical Survival"

l cup white corn meal
1/2 cup white flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
                  Mix above ingredients
                Gradually add water - Stopping accasionally to stir.
             Stop adding water when mix is too thick to pour
                  (but will drop from spoon)
                            THEN
                Brush back coal and ash from wide end of fireplace.
               THEN: Drop 2 or 3 large spoonfuls onto the Hot Earth.
               THEN: Rake hot coals and ash onto cakes
                     BAKE: 4-5 minutes
                     CHECK: with sliver of wood (for Doneness)
               NO moisture means its done.
Enjoy
To add an extra flare. Start the fire infront of friends using flint and steel, char cloth and flax.
It looks like and excellant weekend for a camp-out.
Have fun
kindaloupehackenweez


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 11:00 AM

We used to heat our various government food ration cans in hot spots along the fire line when I was fire fighting for the U.S. Forest Service. You were be careful not to get too many ashes in the can by opening the lid most of the way around but leaving it in place to protect the food.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 01:55 PM

This could be important. (From PhysOrg.com's newsletter, which I subscribe to solely for the purpose of finding things to add to MOAB....)

"A team of researchers from Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Purdue University, and the Russian Academy of Sciences has used sound waves to induce nuclear fusion without the need for an external neutron source, according to a paper in the Jan. 27 issue of Physical Review Letters.

The results address one of the most prominent questions raised after publication of the team's earlier results in 2004, suggesting that "sonofusion" may be a viable approach to producing neutrons for a variety of applications.

By bombarding a special mixture of acetone and benzene with oscillating sound waves, the researchers caused bubbles in the mixture to expand and then violently collapse. This technique, which has been dubbed "sonofusion," produces a shock wave that has the potential to fuse nuclei together, according to the team.

The telltale sign that fusion has occurred is the production of neutrons. Earlier experiments were criticized because the researchers used an external neutron source to produce the bubbles, and some have suggested that the neutrons detected as evidence of fusion might have been left over from this external source.

"To address the concern about the use of an external neutron source, we found a different way to run the experiment," says Richard T. Lahey Jr., the Edward E. Hood Professor of Engineering at Rensselaer and coauthor of the paper. "The main difference here is that we are not using an external neutron source to kick the whole thing off."

In the new setup, the researchers dissolved natural uranium in the solution, which produces bubbles through radioactive decay. "This completely obviates the need to use an external neutron source, resolving any lingering confusion associated with the possible influence of external neutrons," says Robert Block, professor emeritus of nuclear engineering at Rensselaer and also an author of the paper.

The experiment was specifically designed to address a fundamental research question, not to make a device that would be capable of producing energy, Block says. At this stage the new device uses much more energy than it releases, but it could prove to be an inexpensive and portable source of neutrons for sensing and imaging applications. "




Why, you may well ask, could this be important?

If you can create fusion by peppering certain fluids with ultrasound, which causes the mysterious cavitation and explosions at a molecular level and also generates the strange nergy coherent pattern known as sonoluminescence, you may be on the brink of the next major energy solution.

It is my considered opinion that in all of technology land there is no task more important than developing an affordable, renewable or at least minimally depleting, home generator that will be smaller than a washing machine and provide all the power a home needs for domestic and transportation needs.

If it has to be nuclear, then let it be fusion.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 01:59 PM

We used to heat C rations by opening the can, propping it on a three rocks or over a small hole, and lighting a small chunk of C-4 explosive under it. You had to be careful just to use a pinch of C-4 or the heat would ruin your fine gourmet meal of ham-and-eggs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 02:08 PM

In other news, not related to rapiers of any spelling, the following is of scientific interest in the eternal "body-spirit-mind" triangle debate:

"People who meditate grow bigger brains than those who don't. Researchers at Harvard, Yale, and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have found the first evidence that meditation can alter the physical structure of our brains. Brain scans they conducted reveal that experienced meditators boasted increased thickness in parts of the brain that deal with attention and processing sensory input.

In one area of gray matter, the thickening turns out to be more pronounced in older than in younger people. That's intriguing because those sections of the human cortex, or thinking cap, normally get thinner as we age.

"Our data suggest that meditation practice can promote cortical plasticity in adults in areas important for cognitive and emotional processing and well-being," says Sara Lazar, leader of the study and a psychologist at Harvard Medical School. "These findings are consistent with other studies that demonstrated increased thickness of music areas in the brains of musicians, and visual and motor areas in the brains of jugglers. In other words, the structure of an adult brain can change in response to repeated practice."

The researchers compared brain scans of 20 experienced meditators with those of 15 nonmeditators. Four of the former taught meditation or yoga, but they were not monks living in seclusion. The rest worked in careers such as law, health care, and journalism. All the participants were white. During scanning, the meditators meditated; the others just relaxed and thought about whatever they wanted.

Meditators did Buddhist "insight meditation," which focuses on whatever is there, like noise or body sensations. It doesn't involve "om," other mantras, or chanting.

"The goal is to pay attention to sensory experience, rather than to your thoughts about the sensory experience," Lazar explains. "For example, if you suddenly hear a noise, you just listen to it rather than thinking about it. If your leg falls asleep, you just notice the physical sensations. If nothing is there, you pay attention to your breathing." Successful meditators get used to not thinking or elaborating things in their mind.

Study participants meditated an average of about 40 minutes a day. Some had been doing it for only a year, others for decades. Depth of the meditation was measured by the slowing of breathing rates. Those most deeply involved in the meditation showed the greatest changes in brain structure. "This strongly suggests," Lazar concludes, "that the differences in brain structure were caused by the meditation, rather than that differences in brain thickness got them into meditation in the first place." "...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 02:46 PM

Is that like staring out the window at nothing in particular? I've done that for a long time and I'm pretty darned good at it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 03:32 PM

By bombarding a special mixture of acetone and benzene with oscillating sound waves, the researchers caused bubbles in the mixture to expand and then violently collapse. This technique, which has been dubbed "sonofusion," produces a shock wave that has the potential to fuse nuclei together, according to the team.


Holy Cow, Amos, but that's a toxic mixture! You'll kill everyone and everything in the vicinity whilst "shocking" this power.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 03:47 PM

Well, I dunno about sonofusion, but sonoluminescence (the same violent collapse of tiny bubbles, accompanied by the emission of wee bursts of cohere light) is well-documented, and requires only pure water, not benzene.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jan 06 - 01:45 PM

Ya know, I think Mom doesn't really like science too much. Every time we start talking about these things she starts to fall down!

Woddya make of it?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jan 06 - 02:32 PM

Deep inside Mom's germanium-silcon-deuterium-lithium VI soul these are quarks. These quarks are both left and right handed, and the left handed quarks have clockwise spin whilst the right handed quarks spin widdershins. They exchange Truth and Beauty between them, but when they are tossed back they are sent as antiquarks, specifically as Lies and Ugly. Up and Down then change places, causes an imbalance in the Mom's natural order. This in turn causes a sonoconvulsive singultus in Layers 5 and 7.

See? It's quite simple when you really understand it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jan 06 - 02:56 PM

singultus:

hiccup: (usually plural) the state of having reflex spasms of the diaphragm accompanied by a rapid closure of the glottis producing an audible sound; sometimes a symptom of indigestion; "how do you cure the hiccups?"
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn


Man, you never cease to impress, I gotta say. All them books must leak into your brain.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Jan 06 - 03:31 PM

Here's a little chuckle for Mom and others--if you want to impress friends with the quality of your wine in the bottle with the twist top, call it instead a Stelvin Closure. (It's a heckuva lot easier to open than the cork!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jan 06 - 03:57 PM

Yeah, and you gotta love those little twist off caps with contrails coming out of them zooming around the edge of the ad.

But, I mean, you'd look really silly sniffing a twist-off cap when first opened. It's just nopt the same.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jan 06 - 06:29 PM

I grew up with crew caps on wine jugs. First time I saw a cork in a wine bottle I musta been something like 21. Got it out with a screwdriver and woodscrew and a pair of pliers. When I got to Korea with the army an old Sergeant Major showed me how to whack the bottom of wine bottles to get hydrostatic pressure to pop out the cork -- he'd learned it in France in WW2. I've lost the touch over the years, but it's a great trick if you know how to do it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 29 Jan 06 - 06:29 PM

But there is a better way, and it works with almost any bottle.

Take bottle firmly in one hand, angled slightly away from your body, and with a powerful, but controlled motion, run the back of your sword up the bottle to catch it just under the closure. It will work with anything with a lip on the bottle, ie beer etc, most wine and champagne
bottles.

like so:
http://www.maisons-champagne.com/encyclopedie/vignes_au_plaisir/images/canardduch_sabre.jpg

Of course, you can achive the same with a shrp corner, or many other tools, but that's not the point.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jan 06 - 06:53 PM

Of course it's not the point! The point is on the sword, and even though it's a point it's not impolite in this case. Get the point?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jan 06 - 06:53 PM

One could call it "Pointillism."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Jan 06 - 09:51 PM

Hi, Mom! I finally got on the MOAB again!

Just wanted to share a new stupid HTML trick with everyone:

Click Here!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Jan 06 - 10:21 PM

BWL, you took this long to get back here and you pointed us at the thread we're already on? Is this the html version of navel gazing?

http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=59418&messages=10842&page=217#1657491


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jan 06 - 11:00 AM

That there's a good 'un! Shore kin get a man a-goin'. 'Minds me of the time that Rusty Jack up at the Legion Hovel tried ta dig a hole clean through ta China. After he got down about fifteen feet he was yellin' fer a ladder er a rope or somethin'. Billy the Cob tossed down a lariat with a hangman's noose in the end, which brought forth all sorts of cussin' from Rusty Jack. Finally, Floozy Flossie -- she who used to be famous as one of the Bobbsey Twins -- poured a gallon of stompin' whiskey down inta the hole and ol' Rusty Jack jist stood at the bottom with his mouth wide open. Billy saw what was goin' on and wanted some of the action, so he jumped right inta the hole with Rusty Jack! Billy, though, had a lot more to him than Rusty Jack and he stuck fast about seven feet down. We coulda got him out eventually, only when he stuck Billy realized that his direrear was gonna cut loose agin. Well, it did, and if you think that the first bunch of cussin' was bad, you shore didn't want ta hear Rusty Jack this time! Anyway, the direrear made Billy the Cob so danged skinny that he slipped right on down to the bottom of the hole, where Rusty Jack clobbered him with the shovel. Finally, Pinto figgered out how ta rescue 'em, and we filled the hole with water and floated 'em out. Rusty Jack still ain't talkin' ta Billy the Cob, except for things like "Gimme that whiskey."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 30 Jan 06 - 11:45 AM

Very good commentary this last weekend. Tryed to get here but that damn worm wouldnt let me past the "Page cannot be displayed" same ole same ole.

A totally clear (not a cloud in the sky) day with snow melting temps.
Gotta get some of that. Hopes its as nice where you all are at. Nothing quite like a sunny monday. Humm sounds like the title to a song.

DID YA KNOW?

1933 - The first episode of the "Lone Ranger" radio program was broadcast on station WXYZ in Detroit?      OR

1968 - The Vietcong launched the Tet offensive against South Vietnamese cities.                         OR

1969 - The Beatles made there last public appearance together, on the roof of their Apple Studios in London.    OR

1972 - In Londonderry, Northern Ireland, 13 unarmed civil rights demonstrators were shot dead by British Army Paratroopers, a day later known as "Bloody Sunday."

Humm for what had first appeared to be a bright sunny day has now become a sort of Memorial Day.. Damit\

Just sharing          kindaloupehackenweez


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