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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Nov 11 - 11:03 PM

By their hats ye shall know them.

Gnu, you forget that you have to factor in the SQRT of -1, due tot he fact that the Nauga is imaginary. This produces two roots, a positive one and a negative one.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 06:40 AM

I took the negative approach?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 09:19 AM

Amylopectin is a polysaccharide with a varying structure; It is composed of linearly linked alpha 1,4 linked glucose units (coiled into tubular sections) with occasional alpha 1-6 glycosidic bonds which provide branching points. Each amylopectin molecule may contain 100,000-200,000 glucose units, and each branch is about 20 or 30 glucose units in length, so that these molecules are bushy and nearly spherical in shape.

The many exposed ends can have more glucose units added to them by enzyme action for storage purposes or removed from them for use in respiration.

Amylopectin is one fraction of starch (typicaly 80-90%), the other fraction being amylose (10-20%). Glycogen ("animal starch"), found in the liver and muscles, is effectively similar in structure to amylopectin, but it has shorter branches: 8-12 glucose units.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 09:41 AM

VERY good, Amos! You get one-half of a gold star. You have to figure out the other half to get the other half (which is bigger).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 12:54 PM

It ain't half if it's bigger, Rapp. We aren't talking naugas now. :D

Diagnosis?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 01:35 PM

Shane has been trying that old gambit of taking (approximately) half of a $20 bill to the store or the bank, taking (approximately) the other half of the same bill to another place, and thus turning it into $40. Kind of like what the bankers themselves do, only he doesn't get away with it for some reason...and if he did, it would be on a much, much smaller scale.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 02:57 PM

With Shane, though, it isn't applied mathematics--it's indolence coupled with pathological larceny.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 02:57 PM

It's perfectly okay in multi-dimensional topology, Amos.

Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep
The radar has failed to find them.
Leave them alone and they'll come home
Preceeding their leaders behind them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 03:02 PM

I quoted the previous poem wrongly! I abase myself, pouring sackcloth and ashes over my head. It should have read

Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep
The radar has failed to find them.
They'll all face-to-face
Meet in parallel space
Preceeding their leaders behind them.

The shame! The shame! Oh, the horror! I was actually in error!!

I will throw myself off of a bridge!

Or something....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 07:11 PM

Okay, penitential time is over. My "discipline" is put back in the closet where I keep all of my scourges and whips.

A follower of Goddard
And a rising Astrogator
Were agreed that superthermics
Was a spatial hot pertater.

The reached a Super-Nova
On a bicycle named Beta
And I'd tell you more about it
But they fused with all the data.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 08:28 PM

I think this is important!

>b>Full wave effects on the lower hybrid wave spectrum and driven current profile in tokamak plasmas

A numerical modeling of current profile modification by lower hybrid current drive (LHCD) using a fullwave/Fokker-Planck simulation code is presented. A MHD stable LHCD discharge on Alcator C-Mod was analyzed, and the current profile from full wave simulations was found to show better agreement with the experiment than a ray-tracing code. Comparison of full wave and ray-tracing simulation shows that, although ray-tracing can reproduce the stochastic wave spectrum broadening, the full wave calculation predicts even wider spectrum broadening, and the wave spectrum fills all of the kinematically allowed domain. This is the first demonstration of LHCD current profile modeling using a full wave simulation code in a multi-pass absorption regime, showing the clear impact of full wave effects on the LHCD driven current profile.

                                    --- AIP, 11 August 2011


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 09:50 PM

Other than the hot wind blowing in here, have any of you boys noticed there's a wind a'blowin hard outside? Did you anchor everything out in the yard?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 11:01 PM

We're a-gettin' a wind chill, even.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 11:02 PM

It was a lovely day here. Cool before sunrise, warm in the faternoon, clear and sunny.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 10:04 AM

Yup, might maybe git some s**w t'morrah. It'll vamoose pronto, I 'speckt.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 11:16 AM

Weaher comes, weather goes,
Whither or whether, none can know
But meeting the morn with full aplomb
THe timeless, weatherless soul of Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 02:02 PM

...The glass is falling day by day
The glass will fall forever
And if you break the bloody glass
You won't hold up the weather.

             --Louis McNiece (lest I be accused of plagiarism)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 08:12 PM

Our range of temperatures this year went from a low in January (or thereabouts) of 9o to 112o in August. Good thing it wasn't all in one day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 09:07 PM

Our temps ranged from a low in the middle of February of -14 K. to 115 C. in August. It was a rugged year, but us folks out here can take it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 01:15 PM

The glass does not fall forever, silly. It pumps up and pumps down depending on barometric pressure. Mariners use this indication of pressure to anticipate wind and weather, which as you may know is closely tied to changes in pressure of air masses due to their differing temperatures. These differences are attributable to planetary motion, differing thermal index values of various surfaces such as sea, land, pavement and so on, and air movements caused by geophysical configurations. In turn, these temperature differences cause air to move up, down and sideways in large and complex patterns.

Louis MacNeice, however, did not know all this, one suspects. Otherwise he never would have said the glass will fall forever.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 01:18 PM

MOM is in my tracer so I'm testing by adding this post. My theory is that it will stick but the thread won't appear because there is no BS section right now. I suppose we can keep writing as long as we want, we just have to know to come look at the thread in our personal list to see if anyone else has written.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 02:15 PM

Easier--call up "New MEssages Since Last Visit", and CTRL-F for "Mother".


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 02:24 PM

Max just took down the bookmarks so you can only get here via search. I'll leave well-enough alone. :) MOM's a persistent old broad.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 03:27 PM

Soooo... WTF just happened? Is Max pissed or what?

I was PMing him on a proposed change we were discussing and then I got a pic... Press here for cheese... then a pic with paranoia as the title...????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 04:36 PM

Got a new joke here that needs a good punchline:

What is the difference between a pimp and a pump?


"____________________________________________ "


(Come on, guys. Come up with something brilliant. I have faith in you.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 06:26 PM

I got a bunch but this ain't the website for my kinda gutter humour.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 06:33 PM

I ain't sending LH out for water, lemme tell ya!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 06:56 PM

Okay, here's another one.

A chimp, a gorilla, and a frog are sitting at a bar.

The chimp says to the bartender, "I'll have a double."

The gorilla sneers and says, "Make mine a triple."

What does the frog say?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 06:58 PM

"Ribbit."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 07:04 PM

LOL!

Not bad, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 07:26 PM

noooo... he says, "Pour me some hops."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 08:18 PM

The frog said nothing, because he'd just croaked.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 09:48 PM

Good evening, friends (I hope you are my friends).

It's been an exciting time for me. I've completed smoking cessation classes and I'm enrolled in a course of study which will lead to a GED and then, I hope, to college or even university. Considering my history you'll be surprised to find that I find mathematics to be by far the most interesting of the courses.

Oh, I almost forgot: I'm also in Alcoholics Anonymous and I've been "dry" for a month now. I think that I'll continue to post here under my old "name" because you know me by it and it reminds me of the bad old days I never want again to see.

Thank all of you for your support.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 10:02 PM

Reform? School?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 11:26 PM

Right.................


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Nov 11 - 01:39 AM

Wow--a misbehaving mockup, a miscreant mis-creation, a recalcitrant spectre, a contumacious conjuring, a fractious figment!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 11 - 08:43 AM

And so it continues....

Today is Roy Rogers' birthday! Build a cow-chip campfire tonight and sing cowboy songs that were written in Hollywood and New York! (You can find REAL cowboy songs in the books "Whorehouse Bells Were Ringing" and "Ten Thousand Goddamn Cattle" but they're not quite in the Roy Rogers image.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Charley Noble
Date: 05 Nov 11 - 09:21 AM

With a root-a-toot-toot chorus after a second round of baked beans.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Nov 11 - 12:50 PM

Ummm...."Shane"? You there?

I can hardly believe you would turn your back on the many cool things you do, like...

1. chugging beer down in record time
2. getting stoned as often as possible
3. seeking idle and meaningless sexual adventures with really dumb local girls
4. petty theft
5. work evasion
6. violation of local ordinances
7. adventures in sloth

Think! These are the bold and manly practices that have made you a legend in your own mind and a guy whose name is a household world as far as Moosenee and Wawa. Don't leave it all behind!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Nov 11 - 01:58 PM

The word from Wawa far has come
From obese blondes and redheads dumb
No more they'll ride the Kool Aid Train
Conducted by that asshole, Shane.

They will not flirt or wink or smile
When he their souls tries to beguile
They will not cut him any slack
Or offer him their knees or back.

They've had enough, those Wawa women,
Their hearts are full their heads are swimming.
Comparing notes, they've found that he
Is just a punk, a wanna-be.

He has no strength in either arm,
He has no insight, grace, or charm,
His flirting's flat and cheap and shallow
In fetid lust his mind does wallow.

No Wawa girl, with half a brain
Will ever smile again at Shane.
His race is run, his hopes are sick,
They've pegged him for a hopeless prick.

And so--at least until tomorra--
Report the wenches all of Wawa.

Gordon Beefsteak Groscoeur
Poet Laureate of Wawa and Gasoline Pump Expert Extraordinaire


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Nov 11 - 04:08 PM

Marvelous! ;-D You are an unsung genius, mon frer!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 11 - 06:55 PM

Amos is unstrung, did you say?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Nov 11 - 07:44 PM

That too. ;-) Amos, I have an idea...would you be willing to adopt Shane? You have such a good understanding of what makes him tick. I think that under your tutelage he would find a form of security he has never known and go on to great things. Please give it your consideration, but don't make a hasty decision.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Nov 11 - 10:10 PM

Unfortunately I am not qualified to deal with incorrigible juvenile delinquency in any case except my own.

Sorry. Maybe the Scientologists would have him?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 11 - 10:26 PM

Why would they -- or anyone else -- want him (assuming that he has not actually repented)?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 11 - 10:31 PM

Assuming that Shame McBride has not seen the error of his ways, he is a rotten louse-ridden commie pinko fascist Budweiser lover!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 11 - 09:35 AM

See Mom? I've nurtured you to 42601 now and you can tell that I'm the only one who REALLY cares.

Can I have a dollar?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Nov 11 - 10:52 AM

Aw, g'wan, Rapp!! You just have an obsession about round numbers, is all!! Can't stand a sustained obligato until it resolves, you.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Nov 11 - 11:46 AM

What brilliant things can I expect from you lads today?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 11 - 03:54 PM

Ask Shame. Or "Bad Penny" Rutledge. Or Chongo the Chump.


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