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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,MMario 21 May 04 - 03:21 PM
Little Hawk 21 May 04 - 03:15 PM
GUEST,MMario 21 May 04 - 12:15 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 21 May 04 - 12:10 PM
Rapparee 21 May 04 - 11:01 AM
Amos 21 May 04 - 10:57 AM
Rapparee 21 May 04 - 10:47 AM
Amos 21 May 04 - 10:21 AM
GUEST,MMario 21 May 04 - 10:18 AM
Rapparee 21 May 04 - 10:10 AM
GUEST,MMario 21 May 04 - 09:34 AM
freda underhill 21 May 04 - 09:02 AM
42 21 May 04 - 07:35 AM
Amos 20 May 04 - 08:38 PM
CarolC 20 May 04 - 08:09 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 20 May 04 - 06:06 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 20 May 04 - 05:59 PM
42 20 May 04 - 05:42 PM
Rapparee 20 May 04 - 09:23 AM
Amos 20 May 04 - 09:15 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 20 May 04 - 09:14 AM
Rapparee 20 May 04 - 09:10 AM
Little Hawk 20 May 04 - 08:50 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 21 May 04 - 03:21 PM

since it's non-verbal - it still hasn't been said.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 May 04 - 03:15 PM

I'm not sure if anyone has said this yet on the MOAB...

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 21 May 04 - 12:15 PM

in Idaho? can you say "low food cost"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 May 04 - 12:10 PM

Hey, Rap! Is the Chuckorama buffet still in Boise? It's the only eat-till-ya-bust place I've ever been to that had at least 20 different potato dishes on the buffet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 May 04 - 11:01 AM

"Where the Boise River flows", perhaps?

"By the Banks of my lovely Boise"?

"The Bluebells of Boise"?

I'm shutting this down right now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 May 04 - 10:57 AM

How about "Boise will be Boise", or "Where the Boise Are"??

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 May 04 - 10:47 AM

Stobor? Yes, there was a bunch of them outside last night, bringing down one of them lion critters.

But right now the coffee's gitting cold, so I think I'll close this laptop down, get dressed, check out of this motel, and drive back to Pocatello.

Song titles!

"Leaving Boise."

"The Last Time I Saw Boise."

"Sidewalks of Boise."

"I Left My Heart In Boise."

I think I'd better stop....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 May 04 - 10:21 AM

Oh, 42, you are annoying.

Your grammatical analism was uncalled for, is all.

Freda:

Are you complaining about your teeth?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 21 May 04 - 10:18 AM

y'know - I always figured he'd been mis-qouted with that "mercy" crap they make you learn in school.. the way you have posted (the original I presume?) make much more sense.

BTW - seen any stobor lately?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 May 04 - 10:10 AM

Yeah, true, MMario, but the quality, Man! The Quality! E'en The Bard proclaims it:

"The quality of MOAB is not strain'd,        
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven        
Upon the place beneath: it is twice bless'd;        
It blesseth them that posts and them that reads:        
'Tis mightiest in the mightiest; it becomes        
The throned musician better than a lyre;        
A lute doth show the force of musical power;        
The accordion doth shock and awe,        
And therein sits the dread and fear of all.        
But MOAB is above this linear sway,        
It is enthroned in the hearts of kings and popes,        
It is an attribute to God his own self,        
And earthly power doth then show likest God's        
When MOAB seasons Musick."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 21 May 04 - 09:34 AM

the entire thread loads in 1 minute and 40 seconds at my workstation.

*sigh* I was hoping this single thread balanced out the entire Music side of the cat - but alas - it is several THOUSANDs of posts short at the current moment.

At the time of this posting over 7500 posts are visible on the music side. We've got a measly 32 hundred and change...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 21 May 04 - 09:02 AM

In dentibus anticis frustrum magnum spiniciae habes


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: 42
Date: 21 May 04 - 07:35 AM

A...eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 May 04 - 08:38 PM

Dear 42:

" Dickens' Mr. Bumble knew what he was talking about when he observed, "the law
is a ass." ("Oliver Twist")", to quote just one recent reference to one of my favorite quotations. Put "The Law is A Ass" into Google -- or better, read all of Dickens' collected works -- and you will find it.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 20 May 04 - 08:09 PM

I refuse to have anything to do with either soap operas, Girl Scouts, or clothed female accordionists. In fact, the worst thing I can imagine is a soap opera featuring an accordionist wearing a Girl Scout uniform

The fact that you could even imagine it at all is pretty frightening.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 May 04 - 06:06 PM

I have found THIS THREAD to be so utterly MOABworthy that I am compelled to place this link to it here on the MOAB. It is the funniest thing I have seen on the 'Cat since Bubba Bubba and Debbie Earl tried to eat khandu and puked.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 May 04 - 05:59 PM

Ohmigod!!!! I made the mistake of trying to open this thread by clicking on the thread name instead of on the "D" or the number. My computer started screaming at me. "You want me to load what? That damned thread's longer than all but one of Stephen King's novels! I may be a reasonably new computer, but you still live in the country where dialup is the only kind of Internet connection you can get. Maybe you have all day to wait, but I've got better things to do. I swear, if you make me try to load it I'll lock up! I promise it!"

Pretty darned amazing, especially since I haven't had the speakers turned on for weeks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: 42
Date: 20 May 04 - 05:42 PM

that would be "an" ass.

ahhhh the trouble with Triffids
j


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 04 - 09:23 AM

Ya know, Bee-Dubya, that's pretty much what the Idaho Legion said. Sagebrush Sore(he's called that ever since he did what he hadda do and grabbed a handful of sagebrush instead of using the Sears catalog pages) said to me jist t'other day, "Mebbe we shoulda went off and reskeyed that Khandu guy, but I shore din't fancy ridin' through Shekago er Dee-troit, so I'm right glad we got drunk insted. He's a good guy, but I ain't sure he's Top Hand enuff ta warrant ridin' down that there Outer Drive fer. And there ain't very much in the whole danged wurld worth ridin' on the Boreman fer!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 May 04 - 09:15 AM

Oh, big deal.

Shatner is A Ass.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 May 04 - 09:14 AM

Coises! We haz been Shat upon again!

Yes, I also bore witness to the knightships King khandu is passing out like Moonpies at a Mardi Gras parade over at Tweedsburg. But what can you expect. The boy is obviously brain-damaged as a result of his long incarceration at the hands of vile rebels, revolutionaries and terrorists in Toledo, Ohio, no less! And we have only ourselves to blame since none of us lifted a finger to help him. But, look, is it reasonable to think I should get in my truck and drive to friggin' Ohio, of all places, and search through every vacant warehouse and shotgun shack to find khandu? Hell no!Fuck 'im! I like the boy and all that shit but he really ain't worth it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 04 - 09:10 AM

I knew what you were up to, LH, and I deliberately let you get away with it. Now send me the money you promised.

As for Khandu, it's just another example of Leadership Failure. Of maternal desertion. Some are loyel, and then there are Others.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 May 04 - 08:50 AM

Bwah! Hah! Hah! Shatner snagged post 3200!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 May 04 - 08:49 AM

WILLIAM SHATNER!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 May 04 - 08:48 AM

could...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,lowly plebe
Date: 20 May 04 - 08:48 AM

YOu know what's BS? King Khandu creating knights on another site!!! Oh, sure - Where are the Knights of the Mudcat (KoM) - or the Royal Mississippian Order of the MOAB? (RMOM) Huh? Huh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 May 04 - 08:48 AM

someone...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 May 04 - 08:48 AM

at any moment...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 May 04 - 08:47 AM

because...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 May 04 - 08:45 AM

Hold your breath...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 04 - 08:43 AM

Gee, RR, I don't remember you on any of my Boy Scout campouts. How did you know? Only it wasn't Brad Pitt. At my age and time it was more likely to be Annette Funicello.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 May 04 - 02:24 AM

Oh, RR, I yam all undone. Nicely turned!! :>))

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 May 04 - 12:35 AM

Snort! Gottcha!

Touché!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 20 May 04 - 12:18 AM

Ya know, there is a certain mystique to the tender, dedicated, visionary, newly-formed, uniformed Boy Scout bravely going forth into the mystic passages of manhood to face the trials of mankind and so on, all the while neatly turned out in green felt, neatly trimmed, creased, the tie done just so, swept up in the horrors of Bacchanalia and reeling into unconsciousness and alcoholic stupor in the gutter, his face a disfiguring plastered array of bits of Brad Pit and Cocoanut Twirls, and his blood on fire with Bacardi... what a confluence, a collision of worlds, a titanic battle!! What could such a boy scout possibly be dreaming??


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 May 04 - 11:13 PM

Ya know, there is a certain mystique to the tender, dedicated, visionary, newly-formed, uniformed Girl Scout bravely going forth into the mystic passages of womanhood to face the trials of womankind and so on, all the while neatly turned out in green felt, neatly trimmed, creased, the tie done just so, swept up in the horrors of Bacchanalia and reeling into unconsciousness and alcoholic stupor in the gutter, her face a disfiguring plastered array of bits of Lorna Doones and Cocoanut Twirls, and her blood on fire with Bacardi... what a confluence, a collision of worlds, a titanic battle!! What could such a girl scout possibly be dreaming??

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 May 04 - 10:54 PM

I refuse to have anything to do with either soap operas, Girl Scouts, or clothed female accordionists. In fact, the worst thing I can imagine is a soap opera featuring an accordionist wearing a Girl Scout uniform.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 May 04 - 10:38 PM

I thought it was a drunken Girl Scout. "We never eat cookies because they have yeast/And one little bite turns a man to a beast/Can you imagine a sadder disgrace/Than a man in the gutter with crumbs on his face?" (As the song so rightly says.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 May 04 - 10:27 PM

Q: What is green, covered with crumbs, and lying in the gutter?


A: A dead Girl Scout.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 May 04 - 10:20 PM

Dear God forgive me, for I have stumbled into sense.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 May 04 - 07:39 PM

Rapaire:

After bales and bales of BS, finally a small kernel of sense. Thanks!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 May 04 - 07:24 PM

Well, yes, I am. I've said that all along. And since I created all of you, you am too.

Girl Scouts go feral when they are abandoned. When I was a Boy Scout I met some abandoned Girl Scouts. Suffice to say that it's a very personal matter and I'm not one to kiss (and more!) and tell.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 May 04 - 01:17 PM

What drives a Girl Scout to go feral, anyway? This is the question that is really underneath an awful lot of Michael Moore's work in the last few years, and I think it deserves and answer.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: beardedbruce
Date: 19 May 04 - 12:29 PM

MMArio: so, more about these feral GirlScouts..... packs plural?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 May 04 - 12:07 PM

darn. ascii didn't work right. Let's see what Word can do:

être


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 May 04 - 12:05 PM

ˆtre


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 19 May 04 - 11:44 AM

Rapaire - your sentence basically boils down to "I am"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 May 04 - 11:28 AM

I generally borrow plumes (poems) because I figure there's enough bad poetry in the world already, why generate more? I recycle!

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 18 May 04 - 10:58 PM

Well, I am captivated by the mental image obv CarolC playing the accordian wif her clothes on. Not by her puking in a tuke at all though, but somefing about a full dressed gal and a accordiyam....yazyazyaz...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,soap addict
Date: 18 May 04 - 05:43 PM

I think the poetry's sunk. However, I'm still captivated by CarolC's soap suggestion.

Just think - freds, Bubba Bubba, Bee-dubya-ell, labradors, brucie, Little Hawk's goat and Ms. Penelope Rutledge.

What a combination!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 May 04 - 09:01 AM

Perhaps the internal insaneness of my own Being (and since I am using the term "Being" to mean the innermost, deepest "me" it is, in mathematical terms, irreducible and absolute I should correctly say "my own absolute Being" or, to be concise, my "MOAB") is, after so many years and so many experiences (both actual and virtual -- and in that I include literary) so intertwined, so fused, or, as my grandmother used to say about constipation caused by eating too much cheese, so "bound up," that any attempt to disengage one thread (such as poesy from sources outside the Self) from the others (experiences, readings and other sources external to the Self) would effectively destroy the MOAB, although certainly not MOAB.

Okay, sucker, diagram that!


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