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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Little Hawk 14 Apr 16 - 09:21 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Apr 16 - 09:21 PM

Okay, I got it...

Et Shame dixit, "Sed semper ubi sububi in caput meum!" et denuntiator Dana dixit, "Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem."


And Shame said, "But I always wear underwear on my head," and Officer Dana said, "In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags."

HA! HA! HA! Wonderful! And it sounds so good in Latin!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Apr 16 - 09:58 PM

Ipsum bonum! Tu puer bonus es!

Now for your next trick, please inform Shame of the McBrides what I wrote. Obviously he won't/can't/is incapable of doing anything about it. After all, the cowards never started and the weak died on the way. Shame never started and Chongx is quite sickly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Apr 16 - 11:05 PM

I thought everyone knew about typing "translate" (without the quotes) into the Google search bar. . . at one point in time, Yahoo cornered the market on quick translations, but Google bought them out or got a new one. Haven't thought about translating through Yahoo in years.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 Apr 16 - 07:04 PM

Yeah, except I can't put an accelerator for Google Translate on Google Chrome (WTF is THAT about?). I use IE for Mudcat because I can use the accelerator and I like the ease of access because SOME people have a habit of posting in Latin. Show offs!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Apr 16 - 08:57 PM

Well, as I allus say, In infima mens vestibus indutus est maximus .".

Hey, Mom, did a great set5 last night backed up by a terrific bass player and fiddler and a drummer of great verve. Crowd loved it. We did "Cypress Grove Blues" and "Tonight We Ride" and Utah's "Goodnight Loving Trail" and "Vincent Black Lightning" and "Tangled up In Blue" and "Got My Mojo WOrking" and "Tying Knots in the Devil's Tale".

All in all a most satisfactory sally into the seamy side of San Diego nightlife.

Sunday morning we will hit the road for the highlands of Arizinona. We will take an antique train into a mysterious canyon. Not professionally, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Apr 16 - 09:05 PM

Don't go, Amos! That's the train to the Lost Dutchman! If the Apaches don't getcha you'll never come back, you'll never be right!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Apr 16 - 06:57 PM

MOM, I caught you at the bottom rung, but you still had a few hours before tumbling off the page. Good thing I came in to cool down from mowing the lawn. The Big Back Yard Lawn. In Spring. Tall wet lush grass that lugs the mower every few feet.

Amos, where is this place "Arizinona?" Anywhere near Phoenixiana?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Apr 16 - 09:59 PM

Ayuh, near there. The train runs from Clarksdale along the edge of the Verde Valley, I hear tell. Air conditioned, even. Fancy that! :D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Apr 16 - 10:50 PM

Don't do it! Don't do it! You'll be sorry, what with the sparks flying into the cars and burning holes in your clothes! And the soot and smell!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Apr 16 - 12:29 AM

Dang it, Bookman, a man's gotta do what he's gotta do. And I gotta ride that train to the end of the line. I appreciate your kind intentions, though; but put a sock in it, now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Apr 16 - 09:52 PM

If you insist that you must.

Alas, poor Amos.
His fate is still unlearned.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Apr 16 - 07:36 AM

Okay, I'm off on another adventure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Apr 16 - 02:53 PM

Enjoy, Rap!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Apr 16 - 04:40 PM

I predict that you will encounter Apes. Apes with guns.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Apr 16 - 10:08 PM

Darn! You know that lawn I mowed on Saturday? I seem to have picked me up a chigger in the process, and that sucker itches like heck, right above the waistband of my jeans.

Scratch

Scratch

Scratch

Scratch

Scratch

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Scratch


Ahhhhh!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 16 - 08:14 AM

Put clear nail polish at the end of the critter's tunnel in your skin. Chiggers don't usually spread disease (except plague, dengue fever, scabies, Hansen's Disease and ebola), and it will cut off the air and the thing will die and be absorbed and excreted by your body.

Off to UIN this morn, but first I gotta pick up a horseless carriage.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Apr 16 - 10:25 AM

Chiggers. Another good reason to stay away from many parts of the USA.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Apr 16 - 01:55 PM

"Barriers to migration on the skin such as belts may be one reason that chigger bites also commonly occur at the waist or at other areas where their migration is prevented by compression from clothing." "A chigger bite itself is not noticeable. After the chigger has begun to inject digestive enzymes into the skin (usually after about 1-3 hours), symptoms and signs typically begin.
◾Pronounced itching is the most common symptom.
◾The area of the bite may be reddened, flat, or raised; sometimes it resembles a pustule or blister.
◾The itch is due to the presence of the stylostome and usually is most intense within 1-2 days after the bite.
◾The itching persists for several days, and complete resolution of the skin lesions can take up to two weeks."

Baking soda paste?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 16 - 06:26 PM

Assuming the diseases haven't set in. New research adds schistosomiosis and blackleg to the list of diseases spread by chiggers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Apr 16 - 08:01 PM

I think the nail polish thing is a suburban legend (do they have chiggers in cities?). But I put some on this evening just in case.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Charley Noble
Date: 19 Apr 16 - 08:09 PM

Just checking to see if this incredible thread was still alive and kicking.

Wow!

Charlie Ipcar, formerly known as Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 19 Apr 16 - 08:32 PM

I also just came in to check for the first time in ages. I saw a discussion on Facebook about Mudcat, and I got to wondering if Mother was still alive and kickin'. I'm happy to see that she is! How well her children have looked after her all these years, even if they have resorted to speaking in tongues ;)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Apr 16 - 10:28 AM

Y'all come back now, ya hear!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Apr 16 - 10:54 AM

But Chongo and Shane can't come back! (sob) Except through a 3rd party, meaning me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Apr 16 - 08:19 PM

They could always register as actual users. Perhaps as "Stinkbody" or "Chimpchump" or "Dumbasastump" or "Neverprez".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Apr 16 - 12:29 AM

Those are pretty good... :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Apr 16 - 07:43 PM

"But Chongo and Shane can't come back! (sob) Except through a 3rd party, meaning me."

This has already been discussted (yes, 't'). Suck it up. If I can do it, so can you. Use your imagination. Wait... ahhh... I'll think that over a bit. You know. The monkey thing. So many monkeys, so little circus. Your characters are amicable and broad but the monkeys tire me. Just sayin, eh? To each his own.

Well, I was on the edge of my keyboard for hours today reading the live blog. Three CBC reporters in the courtroom tweeting updates. It was far better than NHL hockey this year given that no Canuck teams are in the playoffs. And, ruling after ruling, I cheered!

And then, the last three charges were addressed in DRAMATIC fashion and The DUFF was FREE AT LAST! All 31 charges dismissed. This is a great day for Canadian justice... for Canada. I hope he sues the bastards all the way to the Crime Minister!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Apr 16 - 07:47 PM

Oh... Senator Mike Duffy. This is a BIG BIG deal up here in the Great White Frozen.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Apr 16 - 10:55 AM

"Suck it up?" Whaddya mean, "suck it up", buster? You talkin' tough with me? You want I should send a couple of hard talkin' gorillas over to your place to ventilate you? Izzat what you want? Coz if that's what you want, mister, I can arrange it, see? And lemme just add to that...I don't give a shit about Mike Duffy, see? I ain't lost a single wink of sleep worryin' about Mike Duffy. I got bigger fish to fry. You think Mike Duffy is big news? I don't. He don't amount to small potatoes on my street. You wanna obsess about Mike Duffy, that's yer business, bozo, but don't expect me to break out into a sweat over what don't even make an eyelid flicker around here. YOU suck it up, flatface.

(This has been an announcement in Chongo-ese.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Apr 16 - 04:41 PM

Cruzin up and down the road in My Mercury with the windows open. Feel the breeze!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Apr 16 - 12:27 AM

It's old home week here at the Mother of All BS thread. Khandu was in the building a few minutes ago. Perhaps he'll drop in to see how the thread has progressed (best not tell him about The Crash 18 months ago, when many posts were lost . . . )


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 23 Apr 16 - 08:46 AM

Crash?!!?! What?? Lost posts? Summit, Joe Offer assured me that while I was in reha, uh, on vacation, that he would personally tend the fence and now I hear he let some of you crash thru and even destroy some of the fence post. How many of y'all escaped? I told him had too many penned in MOAB and something like this was bound to happen , but, did he listen? NO!
How many of you were never recovered? Was Tweed among them? Is the place secure?
Does anyone even care?
How do you make a D chord?
Ah...this is a music thread now! Joe, move it up top so you can keep an eye on it will ya?
I gotta go back in now. See ya.

khandu


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 23 Apr 16 - 06:34 PM

Dammit, the word "summit" in the previous post should have been "dammit!

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Apr 16 - 07:23 PM

The King! The King has returned! All Hail His Majesty Khandu! Speaking as the Royal Poeet Lariat, it is a deelite to see your gracious self deigning to sweep the marble lintel of Mom''s sacred hall with the hem of your ermine bathrobe, Madzhesty!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Apr 16 - 08:14 PM

King, phooey! We were made EMPEROR a while back, and We expect the deference and privileges We deserve. You may ask the humble gnu, as he was not only given a place in Our court but was even provided with a unique mark.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex       (r)    His alternate mark


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 23 Apr 16 - 09:10 PM

Thank you, my dear Amos. I am always pleased to find You overseeing Mom and keeping her healthy. You are a good man.

Rap, your emperorium is not recognized in the Ethereal Kingdom of Mississippi...at this time. Perhaps in the near future that may change. Until then, well...

Ta to all for now. Give the rest my love.

khandu


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Apr 16 - 11:26 PM

On regular threads typos are often repaired by mudelves when the error is pointed out, but MOM MOAB presents a challenge unlike any other thread. That typo will have to stay. Summit is good enough for us, we don't want to crash any computers trying to load the damn correction.

Too bad about Tweed, sounds like that snake got his goat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Apr 16 - 11:37 PM

Penelope Rutledge had it in for Tweed for as long as I remember. I wonder if she is behind his disappearance?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Apr 16 - 08:28 AM

Rap... do something about this.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Apr 16 - 09:30 PM

I agree. That crap will ruin my garden.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Apr 16 - 02:29 AM

If he does not, perhaps his Imperium is vastly overrated? Even, dare I say it, fictitious?


Mwahahaha.

I am returned, now, from my forays into the wild red-rock country of Arizona, and life has taken on again the pellucid ochre coloration of normality.

God spare me such an un0random fate! But, it must be said, the weather is lovely.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Apr 16 - 10:13 AM

I have done something. All day yesterday, from 00:01 to 11:59:59.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999, I was up in Yellowstone squirting water from a garden hose down deep into the ground. I think I put the fire out.

If not, well, the Cascadia Fault will go soon and I may have lubricated it. But everything west of the Cascade's eastern slope will soon liquefy and slip muddily into the Pacific. This will trigger the San Andreas, which will dump everything from Fresno south and east to the Nevada border into the Pacific; stuff north of Fresno will be spared and so will Mexico and the drought will be over. However...the tectonic balance will be unbalanced the the New Madrid Fault will kick in and the Mississippi will again run bluff-to-bluff as God intended; New Orleans needn't worry about flooding as the Atchafalaya dams will break and the Big River will flow unimpeded down what was the Atchafalaya, bypassing NO and leaving lots of things high and dry. THAT will unbalance the Great Lakes and they will cataclysmicly flood everything from the US shores to Memphis to Mobile to New York City. The Humongous Canadian Sea Wall, put up to stop the Great Lakes from slopping into Toronto and Montreal, will fail and all of Canada will slide and overlay the US -- the property claims will tie up the World Court for decades. Eventually the Canadians will scoop everything up, shovel it into trucks, and Make Canada Great Again, not for any reason other than the innate niceness of Canadians.

I think the hose thing will work, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Apr 16 - 01:07 PM

I see no need for Emperor Rapparee's intervention in the Yellowstone matter. The issue can be solved by the voters of the United States simply electing Donald Trump president. That won't stop the eruption, nor lessen its destruction, but in comparison with the disaster of a Trump presidency, a Yellowstone eruption will be of about as much consequence as a mouse fart in a hurricane.

As Dr. Einstein once said, "It's all relative."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Apr 16 - 03:32 PM

I was talking with Bert -- Bert Einstein -- once and he told me that the whole Relativity thing and all that started as a joke. He and some beer-swilling buddies at the so-called "Olympia Academy" in Bern thought it all up and before he knew it he was a PhD and their joke had won him the Nobel Prize.

Bert's only problem was that he like Budweiser too much, forsook good beer, and it warped his thinking so much he died.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Apr 16 - 04:47 PM

This is rare times indeed--we see in one span of days the return to MOAB of the long-lacking King Khandu, followed quickly by the reappearance of our esteemed and respected friend, BeeDubyaEll, whose fair temperament and slippery sense of humor have been missed in these hallowed halls.

Some things, however, change not a whit nor a shred, as witness the cosmic chest-pounding of yon Booqueman. I am sorry to see he is now prognosticating at an unhealthy clip in the most dire and portentous style he can manage. It's nice to know some things are constant in our frenetic world, but I would have preferred some other things, myself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Apr 16 - 06:37 PM

Is that your final word on the matter?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Apr 16 - 06:40 PM

HOSER!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Apr 16 - 07:26 PM

What is finality, anyway? Is anything final? The last nail pounding into a house can be pulled out. A mountain washed away to sand can be reborn by tectonic action, and the sand itself, by pressure and time, can again become schist. If I were thrown into the heart of a star I would become the elements of which I was composed and then eventually ejected into the Universe to become part of something else. Even infinity isn't final, for there is always room for one more there. As the music dies and the echoes fade, the song is never stilled but it carries on in the minds and hearts of the hearers, even if no one but the singer hears it. Finally, we see that nothing is final.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Apr 16 - 08:18 PM

I would like to portentously add that there are state changes that serve as finalities while final finalities do not exist just as Rap says.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Apr 16 - 10:09 PM

Not so! For example, water has the inverse recombination reaction of \

H3O- -> 2H2O with a diffusion controlled reaction rate constant of 1.3 x 1011 M−1 s−1 at room temperature. This, of course, assumes pure water and ignores such things as isotope effects (deuterium oxide, D2O, self-ionizes less than "regular" water, for example).

Thus even state change (water can change to steam and back again, for instance) isn't final.


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